What would you do in this situation?
>>61975527Grab sword from her, put her over my knee and spank her with it while pulling her hair.
>>61975527engage in 50 years of fearmongering and out of control imagination and engineer a solution to reconfigure my entire economy around anti-sword slapping
>>61975527>while pulling her hair.Interesting variation.
>>61975527Trip us both over with her landing on top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIFpeBwfvbcWhy aren't there more sword girls?
>>61975737>while you were gooning, I studied the blade
>>61975527Tie her up and dump her in the lake, see if she floats.
>>61975527Hug her (yuijiro style)
>>61975764
>>61975807It's kind of hilarious how Monty Python had better looking armor than multi-million dollar franchises like Game of Thrones did (and still do)
>>61975527Second hit I groan, clutch my right side and pull off the most dramatic, over the top but still realistic death scene I've ever done in my life.Also.>Untrained woman jokingly slaps knight(?) with flat of his own sword very lightly.>Actually drives the dude back, makes him stumble, and then fall on his ass despite barely nudging him.Going by pretty much every historical "sport" fight rules of the time, that dude actually lost a fight to a woman.
>>61975817>what is play acting
>>61975815monty python was full of actual fans of history and they made particular effort to have period accurate costumes
>>61975817This man has never had sex.
>>61975764No need, you take her down to the local mercantile house and make her stand on the big scale.If she weighs as much as any other normal human she's not a witch, since witches obviously need to be unnaturally light in order to fly.If she passes the test in full view of an audience of witnesses, she can formally request a certificate from the major proving she's not a witch.This was an actual thing done in renaissance-era century Europe.
>>61975815Well, they arguably were doing it more for passion than profit. Gilliam was a political science major and history buff as well.Cleese studied history at Cambridge, where he met Chapman and Idle.Palin was a history major at Oxford. As was Jones, who actually wrote several books on medieval history.
>>61975892For Terry Jones also see Erik the Viking
>>61975527i would die
>>61975921Thanks, anon. Have something tangentially related
>>61975974Why?
>>61976011my autistic ass would freak out and i would die in the confrontation
>>61975817>Actually drives the dude back, makes him stumble, and then fall on his ass despite barely nudging him.They're just having a laff methinks
>you will never be a knight getting teased by a tomboyI did not know this was a feel
>>61975527What'st film?
>>61975527Try to become a forced-to-penetrate rape victim.
>>61975819The first bit was play acting.Stumbling and falling though, if I read the actor right, was meant to be unintentional.>>61975822Correct. I was too busy studying the blade.
>>61976529the greatest story never told
>>61975527do teh same thing to her, but with my peenus hehe
