Could /k/ beat a true weapon master like pic related in a fair fight?
>>62134506Present him with an invoice for child support and he'll flee
>>62134523>agent wolf gets more pussy than me not the future I had in mind for myself
*blocks your path*
>>62134539The hats go pretty hard not gunna lie
>>62134547so do the tactical bbq claws
>>62134506>>62134539Finally, there going to hunt down those gay vampires living in the forest that I've been dealing with for years. I thank them for their service.
>>62134506>>62134539for me it's the ankle plates for tactical low kicks
>>62134523just hit him with one of these
>>62134539howdy niggers
I'm incredibly impressed he hasn't been killed yet. I would not hesitate to magdump an autismo open carrying 4 swords just due to fear of a mental illness related sperg attack.
>mfw listening to Claire talk and reading her stupid fucking text messages
Unironically, these guys are probably really good at deterring druggies and weirdos, because crackheads aren't going to fuck with a guy who looks like an irl anime character
>>62134539Homey has the Wolverine claws
I'm pretty sure I'm not beating a guy who can probably switch weapons midcombo while air juggling me
>>62134506Is this a bar bouncer casually brandishing two real handguns, or the Atlanta version of Shutter Island?
>>62135258I think the same thing whenever these guys get posted, they probably work great at bouncing retards
>>62134506>>62134539its the same nigga right?
>>62134506>>62134539Absolutely not. They'd kill me immediately.
who's got the pic of the nigga with the chest rig full of 32 round glock mags?
>>62134506https://x.com/darealagentwolf
>>62136699https://www.reddit.com/r/mallninjashit/comments/r94n5b/agent_wolf_is_back_showcasing_his_gear/
>>62136704>brings out the brass knuckles>"oh you been in county before I see"you gotta admit they are funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNOP2t9FObw
>>62136721https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALTHqQShwZU
Can we hire him, please?
The USS Wisconsin with all of its guns replaced by flamethrowers.
>>62134506If its a fair fight, wouldn't the odds always be 50/50?
>>62134506>>62134539I think black people don't have a concept of shamefullness like other races do.I would kill myself if I had to go outside like this.
>>62136728I like to imagine they talk exclusively in shitty Seagal-like movie quotes with eachother
>>62134539These dudes are probably a hoot to hang out with tbqh
>>62136764Only if you think being better is a form of cheating.
>>62134539Movie idea:Someone hires these two guys to kill "vampires", but they're not actually vampires, it's just people from school that this one teenager hates. The town locks the two brothers up, but when the disturbed teenager uses the souls of his victim's to create an ACTUAL army of undead bloodsuckers to descend upon the sleepy mountain community, the gentle townsfolk must put their faith in these two brothers to do what the do best; kill vamps.
>>62135006>i would murder people out of fear>it is they who are mentally ill
>>62137255Stop being weird.
>>62136699This is one of the most niggadly things I've ever seen.
>>62137255I'd watch it
>>62136704>nigga he killed the dinosaurs gaddamnI kek'd
>>62136764Other way around.If the odds are 50/50, it’s a fair fight.The odds are always 50/50 since you either win or lose. Therefore every fight is fair.
>>62134539Black guys into country music are okay in my book
