Every fucking knife. It's almost like a divinely enforced tradition.
>>62138870At least you can be certain it has a cutting edge.
>>62138870I learned how to not cut myself on a knife in boys scouts when I was 12
>>62138870>run finger across blade>it cuts>this must be divine intervention!Anon I....
This blade will KEEL.
>>62138870I can tell you didn't grow up with a father.
maybe you should use paper to test the sharpness instead of your finger? Just a thought
>>62138870You got a little papercut and had to break out the surgery kit?
>>62138870Gotta be more careful.
>>62138870Knife isn't yours until it draws blood.
In all my years of handling, cleaning, and sharpening various blades the only time I've ever cut myself by any serious degree was when I was washing my chef's knife while drunk. The sponge started to slip out of my hand as I was scrubbing the blade, and I instinctively curled my fingers to try and grip the sponge and sliced into the tip of my right middle finger. I have a little numb spot at the tip of that finger now. I use these long handled dish brushes now for washing knives so my hand stays far away from the blade. Not handling knives while drunk is also a good idea, but fuck that.
>>62138870I can tell by those soft hands you were never taught how to handle a knife or really any other tool
>>62138870>divinely enforced tradition.No, you're just clumsy.
>>62138870>retarded thread for retards
>>62138977I have plenty of scars. But I also moisturize.
>>62138870You realise that most people cut themselves like once or twice and learn not to do it again right? How many times have you burned yourself on the stove?
>>62138870Maybe that are higher powers trying to tell you that you shouldn't use knives?
>>62139141>this nigga doesn't burn himself progressively worse to gain eventual immunity You will NEVER cultivate
Nice knife, did you purchase it off the home shopping network.
>>62138870>Every fucking knife.It shouldn't be every fucking knife unless you're a clumsy person, anon. How did you draw blood this time?
>>62138991So you're a faggot who refuses to learn from his mistakes, got it.
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>>62138870
blood sacrifice remember to cum tribute too
>>62138870That thing looks dangerous. You should be careful.
>>62138991>But I also moisturizeThis is for women, queers, and negroes
>>62138870If you got that practicing with your daga, I would suggest taping the edge. Better yet, get an identical weapon and blunt it for practice.
>>62138870be more careful and be thankful you didn't cut a tendon
>>62138965Lol, I've practiced eskrima for 14 years, an instructor for 8, and regular spar and handle knives. However, the only time I was injured by one was when I was washing a chefs knife and it slipped from my wet hands. Fell perfectly vertical, and pinned my bare foot to the wooden floor. Fortunately, it missed the dorsalis pedis artery.
It has to taste blood before it can be sheathed
Accidentally cutting yourself with a knife is a perfectly normal part of owning a blade, and anyone that says otherwise isn't handling their knife enough.
>>62140981I've become much more cautious and deliberate while washing my knives after that incident even though it was just a relatively minor cut that didn't require stitches. It's easy to become complacent when washing your kitchen knives, because you're not actually intending to cut anything with them, but it's actually much more dangerous since you're handling them while they're wet and slippery. Something else I've noticed I need to work on is being aware of others around me while working with a knife. While I'm using a knife for cutting I am conscious of where all my body parts are in relation to the blade, but I also tend to become very focused on that specific task as a result. I've noticed a few times where someone will be standing next to me, and I'll move the knife towards them without meaning to. Of course I've never cut someone, but I nonetheless get this sinking feeling when I realize how close I could have come to inadvertently hurting them.
>>62138891>I learned how to not cut myself on a knife/thread
