How do you defend yourself in a gunless society?
Europoor status: broken>inb4 some euromutt speaks one of its many retarded languages to point towards the Czechs or Switzerland (okay so then go live there then)
Noone on this board will ever be in a situation where he needs a gun. Glowie zogbots don't count.
>>62139345not everyone live life as a neet in their mom's basement like (you)
>>62139325Make enough money to live in a safe neighborhood
>>62139325That's a really strange looking .30 caliber machine gun.
>>62139325Watch Into The Badlands
>>62139325>It is believed neither of the guns could be used and were either decommissioned or replicasyou don't need to lie to make ingerland look bad
>>62139345>NooneEnglish classes.
>>62139325>How do you defend yourself in a gunless society?An illegally-owned gun
>>62139325Oi! They got a loicense for those shootys?
I live in a community with private security
>>62139389It looks exactly like a .30 caliber machine gun except maybe a bit large.
>>62139389>That's a really strange looking .30 caliber machine gun.oddest 30 cal I've ever seen
>>62139345Good morning saar!
>>62139325F I R EP E R O X C I D E SA C E T O N EG L Y C E R I N E A C I DN I T R A T E S AND TO MAKE THE VIOLENCE TRULY ESCALATE WHITE PHOSPHOROUS FLAME THROWERS &CYANIDE UNDER PRESSURE NO VICTIMSNO SURVIVORS ONLYSCREAMS&HORRORSPRAYING DEATHTOOKYOUTHEFIRSTTIME I CAME AROUND
Buy a gun from albania or a hand grenade from sweden retard
>>62139345Gonna say this again: the ultimate CCW is your lawyer's business card.
>>62139422Ninth post best post. This is the best solution.
>>62139325>Rappers shoot video with old military hardware.>"Zomg these Albanian's are cruising around a housing estate in armoured fighting military vehicles"Slow day at the daily mail, huh.
>>62139325I live in a high-trust society, so I have no need to "defend" myself since nobody will attack me in the first place.
>>62139325I'd join the albanians
>>62139325I would bet money that they just hired it from some business renting them out, and that the guns on it are all deactivated
>>62139872>I have no sense of personal responsibility or reality
>>62139325>.30 calibreI hate it so much
>>62139965I am truly sorry that you are forced to live in a third-world shithole where you have to watch your back all the time.
>>62140054>third-world shithole where you have to watch your back all the timeBut enough about Birmingham
>>62139325By having gun laws so draconian that most criminals avoid using it. In my country, having illegal guns can get you the death penalty, even if you never used it for a crime.
>>62139345I almost shot somebody who broke into my house. If he didn’t look at me like a crackhead with a new lease on life and take the fuck off to nopeville I might have.
>>62139676hand grenade for self defense is kinda based
>>62139345>America is a dangerous country, have fun getting killed by ms13 or a future astronaut>b-b-but you don’t actually need a gun!Which is it, europoor?
>>62139325Make one
>>62139325how stupid are they getting in the uk its a car that you can buy with fake gun, they cost not that much https://tanks-alot.co.uk/product/ferret-armoured-car/
>>6214073133k
>>62140736>>62139325How much of a faggot do you have to be to buy a fake tank, toy gun and pretend you’re a badass?
>>62140824Jealously. Any lad with a pair between would love to have it and love to make pew pew sounds while larping. Get real.
>>62139517based....hardware store based
>>62139325you don't. that's the entire point.
>>62139325I carry a stout walking stick and knife, both legal in my country.
>>62139325Be the boot.
>>62139325You don't>>62139345I've killed 3 people
>>62141546based
>>62141546>I've killed 3 peopleentry level score
>>62139325Brexit will fix it.
>>62140717I don't think he mentioned that first part
So is the UK just a dystopian hellhole where laws only apply to native brits or something?
>>62140736does the middle wheel work or is it just a spare?
>>62139345>"I've eaten lunch, world hunger is cured!"
>>62139345>NoonePeter Noone is on this board again? I've missed having him on here. He's such a nice guy, truly a friend to all. If you're ever feeling down, just remember that Noone is your friend. Noone likes you.
>>62140351>gets stabbed
>>62139325You buy a gun from your local drug dealer at a substantial price and some cheap ammo.
>>62141546Only 3? I caused a diplomatic incident in kyrgyzstan by shooting a russian with a trauma pistol cause he hit on me at a bar back in 2015
>>62139325>gunless societyThose don't tend to exist
>>62139325>a 60 year old scout car with a decommissioned M1919Woah, better watch out for these gangsters.
>>62140731>>62140736IIRC the government was selling them off for like 5k in the 2000s as well. One of the cheapest armored vehicles you can get.>>62143738>does the middle wheel workIt's level with the bottom of the tub, how exactly would that work? Of course it's a spare.
