Full disclosure. I saw it on one of those FB groups where they make fun of fudds.
insurance wouldn't touch you
>>62153032International maritime law is not a freebee zone. Also setting out to do crime is a crime.
I, too, watched that Nick Crowley episode
The pirates could have rockets, recoilless rifles, mortars, or AA cannons. That is in addition to the standard fare of PKMs and DShks. The amount of ordinance and weaponry that can be found in countries like Somalia is staggering and I wouldn't want to be the poor bastard who fucked around and found out.
>>62153077When did pirates stop being hosti humani generis?
>>62153191Not a single ship that had armed private maritime security forces (3 guys with AKMs) aboard have ever been hijacked. No armed private security force has ever even taken a casualty before. OP’s yacht is getting filled with bullet holes after a year, but they won’t be dead. At most you’d need to stack some sandbags around the railings so the customers have some cover.
>all that just to say that you want to shoot black peopleGo extinct already, swine.
>>62153339Hi Jamal
>>62153032You need drones, too. Not necessarily for overwatch (although that would be nice during the terminal phase) but mainly to drop napalm into the Somali boats as they approach.
>>62153032Niggers might be stupid, but they'd eventually learn to avoid yachts. unless you kill them all so they can't go back and tell the other pirates. also isn't piracy off the coast of somalia practically zero after pretty much every navy in the world decided to patrol the route?
>>62153032That was actually a thing 10 years ago. I remember seeing ads for it.
>>62153032Fuck that OP.If I'm hunting bulbheads with B40's, I want a full on WW2 type Q ship, only with modern weapons and armor. Something that looks like easy meat, but can lay down a world ending broadside of "go fuck yourself" kind of firepower.Timmy Tourist can learn how to slap clips into a 40mm BOFORS or some shit I guess.
>>62153077>Also setting out to do crime>self-defense>crime
>>62153032you cannot explicitly say you're going out there to shoot pirates, that falls into the legal definition of being a mercenary which is against the international rules of armed conflictso you need to be ostensibly guarding some shipment from somewhere to somewhereonce your true mission is known to glowies, they might actually stop youat the very least, once identified and put on watchlists, you will have immense difficulty finding anywhere to dock your ship or even supply it. certainly you will have your weapons seized by any Customs in the world so you have to figure out how to cache the kit in international watersalso recently Somalia is quiet, it's the Houthis who are chimping out, and they have state glowie backing so you'll have Iranian and Best Korean glowies gunning for your head. not to mention the Houthis themselves now have aerial drones, surface drones, and antiship missiles.it's a fucking fantastic idea don't get me wrong, and I wish someone would actually do it, but these are the IRL factors to take into considerationt. know a couple of guys guarding Gulf tankers
>>62153405It was fifteen years ago, and it was a joke that got turned into a hoax by unscrupulous news outlets presenting it as fact.https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/somali-pirate-luxury-cruise/
>>62153332Your outcome is more likely, I admit. African chaos and Islamic savagery should not be underestimated though. A ZSU 23 bolted to a fishing boat could knock out a yacht and the Somalis definitely have both.
>>62153518FPV drones, they're the great equaliser of our time
>>62153532>tfw your rich boy human safari is role reversed by plucky somali fpv pilotsohnonono!
>>62153552sensing a lot of butthurt coming from you
>>62153383>Niggers might be stupid, but they'd eventually learnThey've tried - and unsurprisingly failed - hijacking like 10 different warships over the years.
>>62153032The first time I heard this joke was through my dad receiving an email 10 years ago. Last time it was a cruise ship, not a yacht."You can get an AK for $50 or a minigun for $100. I only managed to get a couple of guys but my kids sunk 3 whole ships!"
>>62153618>I only managed to get a couple of guys but my kids sunk 3 whole shipssheeit, this exact sentence brought it all backjoke emails on Yahoo in red yellow and blue text with three different font sizes and multiple exclamation marks so that you knew what the punchline was!!!! and a laundry list of email addresses from multiple fwds nested like a deranged matryoshkasimpler times
>>62153459Damn, my dad saw one of those>>62153618Nostalgia....
>>62153058Where we're going, we don't *need* insurance.
>>62153614They probably didn't recognize them as warships.
>>62153077Hunting pirates is not a crime.
>>62153446>Obtain letter of marque.> Obtain surplus Fletcher class or later DD.> Refit it to look like merchant ship, and be more fitted to slaughtering small craft.> (to be announced)> Profit (?)
>>62153732They probably thought they could bluff their way onto them. Niggers are, INCREDIBLY stupid after all.
>>62153647I almost miss it...
>>62153032fantasies like these is why you need to read John Ringo (OH NO)
>>62153356Alright mandic calm down
>>62153446>you'll have Iranian and Best Korean glowies gunning for your headEven though governments have significant resources, their ability to project their power and influence has flaws and limitations. That's not to say you should be complacent regarding your own preservation in the pursuit of Houthi death for sport, but rather to keep things in perspective.
>>62153678I *am* the insurance.
>yacht>heavily armedalso>implying pirates would try to attack a boat that can easily top 50 kts if needed be, rather than a slow container ship that barely goes at 20 and filled with retarded indians that hode their entire paychecks inside the safes
>>62154466This.Even without armed guards approaching yacht is dangerous because it is fast and maneuverable and can just ram and crash pirate boats.
>>62153440Thats not self defense. Thats setting up a trap on people with intention of harming them.
>>62154529so it's ok to be a pirate as long as the people you are attacking might be armed?
>>62153339And who would pay your benefits then nigger?We die you die.
>>62153356>>62153464Unironically kill yourself
>>62153757>surplus FletcherThere's 4 left in existence and they're all museums
>>62153757>>62154655Dibs on USS Cod. I bet their youtube channel would gather some more attention if you pitched the idea to them half a year on patrol and other half as a museum.
>>62154529they was gud bois dey dindu nuffin, dem boys didn't know you was gonna be armed. they was gonna turn they life around they was just gonna kidnap one mo wyboi.
>>62153339based
>>62153032Why not just hitch a ride on a cont ship?
>>62153191i deployed into that area in the navy. they most certainly do not.. these guys are pathetic retards even by somali standards and rarely if ever have more than shitty, rusty rifles.
>>62154529even if it is, who cares.. somalis and much less their pirates deserve it
>>62153058imagine being this concerned over what some corporate losers condone. time for your corporate sponsored sex change bud!
>>62154690source on this guy???
>>62154529No it's not.
larp fantasy threads were acceptable when everyone on /k/ was underaged but now they're just embarrassing.
>>62154690is this tactical cargo cult?
>>62154529>"people"pirates forfeited their humanity, it's open season on them demons. Anyone who forsakes God's law is up for grabs.
>>62153077Anon this is just a lovely cruise package which happens to be in an area full of nig--I mean pirates and so needs must be heavily armed.Who is to be blamed if every cruise happens to be set upon by the local wildlife and fires back in turn?
>>62153339worried that the black held monopoly on killing blacks is coming to an end?
>>62154529>Thats setting up a trap on people with intention of harming themJust like the pirates
>>62153339They wouldn’t get shot if they weren’t acting like opportunistic, predatory niggers.
>>62153032That's a hitman service so youre going to jail. Next.
>>62154655>There's 4 left in existence and they're all museumsWell, that sounds like a fine opportunity for them to solve their funding woes.>Slaughter bulbhead pirates, collect monies from bounty.
>>62153254You're not Law Enforcement.
>>62153339if you wanna do that you can just join the police
>>62153032I saw almost this exact same "meme" on ifunny. It was a twitter screenshot and the only difference was that instead of "Business Idea: " it said "Wealthy Russians are". After that it was this shit, word for word.
>>62153032>>62155432
