Post em' anons
Sorry for the massive dump
>>62500146>>62500157BASED JERICHO 941 ENJOYER(also that hat really is wholesome lmao)
>>62500203I... who the fuck are you?
>>62500226Just a humble man of the cloth
>>62500118Oh hi mark
This outfit needs kneepads, I just threw it together to prove to some rando on /vg/ STALKER general that you can make a cheap Merc cosplay pretty easily
End of dumpEvery pic in this thread except for two of them is mine
>>62500304Why was that even a subject of debate? its only in fanart that they have full blue cryes and top of the line guns, they canonically barely use night vision.
>>62500321Actually, it was the other way around, this kid was dead set on making a Merc cosplay, but he didn't want to buy a gas mask or coveralls or combat bootsEven after this shit, he insisted that his blue camo shirt with no hood and black high tops were good enough>>62500307Wish it would let me delete this post, I didn't mean to post itIt's badly cropped (full pic, which apparently I don't have, had me wearing a cowboy hat and other paraphenalia) and I have the chest rig too tight so my gut's sticking out.
>>62500336Also, he just straight up refused to wear a gas maskBasically, his loadout looked like pic related, except without the gun because he didn't have a fake gun either
>>62499986THE MAIL WILL BE DELIVERED
>>62500851>>62500087Buy an ad, Ivan
>>62500961I don’t buy from those grifters I found the royal mail polo and jacket at a goodwill a few months
>>62501017My bad homie
Screenshot from my last innawoods excursion
>>62500065considerably based
>>62501151It’s all good senpai I didn’t even know that they sold royal mail stuff I figured they were still going all in on their hype beast stuff
>>62501226
>>62501235Hey I remember you from awhile ago
>>62501246is that a belt holster for a Mossberg Shockwave?
>>62500355>big hip knifethis badass was ready to get down and dirty
>>62501259It's a rifle catch that the navy uses for ship boardings that I repurposed to fit a mossberg shockwave because I don't want to put a sling on it
>>62501275Interesting...how well does it work? I have a Shockwave with no sling yet, was looking at carry options. Does it slide out of it or stay put if you cinch it down?
>>62499986
>>62501299It sinches down awesome, after two days of climbing under shit, over shit, holstering, unholstering, and crawling out of mud it never did anything I didn't want it to. For crawling around innawoods it's an awesome way to pack some heat that's a lot more formidable than 9mm.
>>62501355megabased, thanks. might just rig one of these up for myself.
>>62501376Side note, the shockwave does NOT like being outside and mine basically lost half of the finish and it rusted inside and out in a two day span. Now I'm trying to find someone to refinish it to a usable state again
>>62501416>>62501416wot the fockdid you scrape it badly on stuff or was that just from rain?
>>62501437No rain, just dew and a humid climate. Make sure you oil the somabitch liberally before you take it out and keep CLP on hand to touch it up nightly unless you live in the desert or have the marine finish on it to avoid the cluster fuck I found myself in
>>62501445I've just got the Nightstick with the wood grip and forend, but I do tend to keep my guns very oily. First thing I noticed when I got it out of the box was how flat/matte the finish is on the barrel and receive. Not at all comparable to my old Winchester 1200 Defender from the 80s. Finish on it is so smooth and durable, not a speck of rust on it and it's 40 years old.
>>62500260its like if brass facts was even gayer
Deadly Anomalies...
>>62501416NTA. but I really appreciate the info. Get it coated in Birdsong. It will look fantastic, all moving parts will feel like butter, and never rust under any situation again. Including saltwater.
>>62501526>>62501473Of course, I hate shilling but I'm doing a video on this trip (its actually a /k/ innawoods challenge) where you can see exactly what I was doing and what the shockwave went through if you are interested, however it won't be finished and uploaded for a few weeks. I'll post a link in whatever innawoods thread comes out after it is finished if there is any interest
>>62501573I'd be interested to watch, keep us posted
>>62501495I made that image specifically to piss off some fag posting bible verses in a thread about anime titties or chinese warlords or some shit
Drunk off my ass rn wearing a mod suit and boogieing to square-ass Beatles records
>>62501226is that a fuckin chopped down sks with a one point sling meant to be used in lieu of a stock? holy poverty god tier jury rig batman, that actually rules
>>62501750stop finger-fucking those pimp guns while you're drunk and change into clothes that make you look like less of a fruit
>>62501750You are a homosexual
>>62500203This is so fucking gay lmfao, the good kind of gay.
>>62500304George Romero - The Crazies
>>62501756It's gonna be my halloween costume in a couple months, I just wanted to make sure the turtleneck fit. I bought a black one originally but I looked like Oswald Mosley, and I can't really dress like him at an office costume party, even though it would be hilarious
>>62502008gay
This was last October, haven’t taken an AUG out innawoods in a while
posting a handful of my sdalger kits
last one i thinkneed to do another stalker outting again
>>62500263Birds are going to die thinking chickens are traitors.
1st reply decides my next stalker location, faction and kitoptions are >industrial abandoned>abandoned campgrounds>large state park with little to no manmade features>abandoned personal property home/farmfaction anykit surprise mefirst reply decides I'll drop thread in less than 2 months
>>62504041State park, women's soccer uniform, lever action rifle, do shrooms and worship the old gods and devolve into savagery and cannibalism
>>62504078less than 2 months you got your thread, I'm screenshotting now to remember the specifics
>>62503978>two guys posting 90% of the images in the thread>they're both JewishThat's kinda funny>>62504088Oh shit I was kidding, I was gonna post a real answer after that other oneYou're fucking based for following through with my lame Yellowjackets reference
>>62504041Abandoned campgrounds, Freedom, weapon with flashlight and do some spooky night exploring. Are there buildings?
>>62501226What cowboy boots are those? I need some
>>62504118there's a ton of abandoned adirondaks and lodges, but I'm doing soccer uniform in the state park first
>>62499986From when I was tur/k/ey hunting a few months ago.
>>62500065Nice
>>62500087>mouth hole, no eyesHearty kek
>>62504088Dubs of truth. You better not renege now homie
>>62504131Ariats https://www.ariat.com/SPORT_WESTERN_WST_M_FOO.html?dwvar_SPORT__WESTERN__WST__M__FOO_color=FIDDLE_BROWN&dwvar_SPORT__WESTERN__WST__M__FOO_width=D_Medium
>>62504885Thanks
>>62500065you puerto rican?
>>62506087
>>62506002No, but the guy who cerakoted that Colt 1903 was Cuban
Reeeeee
>>62500254Based
>>62501750Beatles aren't square, kid. Just too many hipsters jumped on their coattails.
>>62506943You can lift all you want, but you can't change those black prey eyes
>>62500161I hope you get owen wilson
>>62506998100% mutt hands typed this posttell us more about racial purity, Pedro
>>62506943no innawoods, kit, or cattle detected.
>>62507391
>>62500254
>>62507119Sorry, la creatura, I'm as white and beautiful and pure as the driven snowYou have dull, dead, black eyes and you look like you exclusively listen to metal and read Warhammer paperbacks
>>62507758Do yourself a favor and watch The Beast with the saturation turned all the way down, it's fucking kino
>>62506943You look like you're getting ready to rob the carnival you work atStraw cowboy hats only look good on women, fat middle-aged mestizos, and Mr. Sir. Get a felt crusher or somethingSomething abour stock A2's rubs me the wrong way. They look nekkid.
>>62504041>>62503978Are you over or under 6 foot? If over, you're a lanky fucker and you oughtta put on some muscle; if under, you oughtta put on a little fat.
>>62507846over, and I have put on a good bit of muscle tone since then. that pictures from about 5 years ago now
Low res, low light screencap from yesterday morning
>>62508873Looks like a totheark video
>>62503958Looks like something between CCTV footage and "your remote doorbell detected this person at your door".
Having a Silly Hat Day in the woods right now
>>62507841He should get cattle or he should take the hat off.
>>62500055so kino
>>62507086kek
Lovely day for a walk frens.
>>62517758I have those Selous Scouts shorts from Fireforce Ventures. Definitely hand wash them or the elastic waistband will ware out. I had to have a tailor add a drawstring on mine for $15. The colors have stayed fairly well despite machine washing and wearing them in chlorinated pools for three years.
>>62499986$20 husky tool pouch and suspenders makes a pretty shitty chest rig that holds 6 mags. I'd imagine it's quality equivalent to a $50 Chinesium airsoft rig. I'm destitute rn so I just wanted something to carry mags in case of muh civil unrest.
DATAMINING THREAD DNIDATAMINING THREAD DNIDATAMINING THREAD DNIDATAMINING THREAD DNI
>>62520133A surplus TAP rig is like $50 shipped. USGI 6 mag bandoleers are like $20-$25 in OCP and coyote..
>>62520165
>>62520133If you're too poor for armor like me, a surplus british load bearing webbing holds 12 stanags and has pouches for anything you'd have outside of a pack for about $50
>>62520165Nigger there's like 4 people in this thread and none of us care about opsec
>>62501416>exterior finish changed >>Now I'm trying to find someone to refinish it to a usable state again kid maybe you shouldn't take your stepdad's guns without permission if you think a gun becomes unusable because of exterior finish loss
>>62501226The 1911 doesn't fit the vibe. Don't get me wrong, I dig your LARP, but you would have either the chopped SKS or the (presumably stolen) 1911, not both
Threw this together when I was bored and felt like fucking around
>>62523386based armed robber
>>62523555>Yew ain't a Peggie, so yer okay in my books
>>62523555Checked and stands-on-his-tailgate-and-pees-off-itpilled
>>62503940Z E S T Y
Here’s my actual fit. I love ALICE so much
>>62527417Much betterBuy gloves though
I have the power.
>>62527672That is the ugliest AK I've ever seen, and I know you spent like 4k on it
>>62500157That hat is super cute.
>>62527828>$4kdo zoomies really think it costs that much?I have a bridge to sell you. Seems like a normal gun to me.too poor for 5.45 perhaps?
>>62527672>>62528019Based Yugo pistol grip appreciator
>>62528039Some guy sold me 8 for $30 I couldn't say no, so I distributed them to my friends like candies
>>62528019Go to /akg/ sometime. A Russian AK with a bunch of Zenitco crap slapped onto it is 4 grand, easyYour piece of shit is probably at least 2.5>too poor?The standard consooomer response lolYou aren't superior because you blew two paychecks on garbage
>>62528207So angry. Change and grow as a person.Also the only not gay gun in that image is the Woodsman.
>>62528382I already knew you had shit taste, you don't need to convince me
>>62499986Hey I recognize that face anywhere
>>62528382>NOOOO you can't call me out because i blow my money on junk and make that my personality!!!
>>62500157Based hat and gat
>>62500170Based freedom enjoyer
>>62499986I am wearing a surplus German T shirt
>>62532901German Surplus is a randomly-generated STALKER name
>>62521288It literally re-rusts being exposed to open air stupid. I'm patching it to keep it from pitting
>>62500174
>>62536445Your dad never met you and your mom isn't proud of youYou blame your shortcomings on imaginary hebrews instead of taking responsibility for being a lazy fuckup
>>62537148Don't you have pagers to sell?
>>62537234Why don't you go spend another 20 bucks on a cheap vinyl patch made by a literal transsexual and then point an anime gun at it in your childhood bedroom again, that'll really show me
>>62537148Oi vey goyim my Hebrew brethern are blowing holy fia tonight
This was on a hunting trip with the boys. Good times.
>>62499986Based USGI outfit>>62500161You look like me from 10 years ago. Its uncanny>>62504151Nice clean rig. If you can get bigger binos you'll love hunting a lot more. Vortex 8xs are awesome for the price
>>62527865Are you me?
>>62537312holy fucking noseberg lmao
>>62540858You're god damn right I am, I'm not ashamed of myself like you are
>>62537312kek
>>62540997I'm nta, just pointing out how upset you got for being called what you are.
>>62537312What a terrific idea!
>>62541119Not the one who saw a picture of a Jericho and started seething and drug out a cartoon Jew that he paid real money for and then pointed a gun at it while he awkwardly took photos with his left hand>>62541178Seriously, don't buy from the patch thread, you're literally giving troons money for hormones and sex toysYou're undermining and destroying society way more than me
>>62541226Never seen anyone this mad about anime patches. Go outside, don't you have friends?
>>62541226>You're undermining and destroying society way more than meunfortunately, this will never be true
>>62507799Autist eyes
>>62541665Ain't that the pot calling the kettle blackEvery retard I've had the displeasure of meeting has had wideset monkey eyes like yoursYou straight up have fetal alcohol syndrome
>>62500276>Flight suit innawoodsWhy?
>>62500304You planning on sucking a lot of dick or something? I have never once needed kneepads innawoods.
>>62545227Clearly you don't shoot from any position besides "chick lean" and you've never done yard work, because kneeling on a pile of gravel or sticks fucking sucks
>>62545211I like the colorIt's waterproofIt's warm but still breathableHas a shitload of pocketsLooks STALKERyGot it for cheapSuper comfyMixes well with other milsurp>>62500135
>>62545211I wear coveralls because it's really to keep ticks out of it and is loose fitting enough to keep bugs off
>>62520165fuck off retard they can look up your ass from space if they want to, 4chan aint no secret hideout.
