https://youtu.be/Cx2WmymyvcY?si=vYCr6unk9jPNqYMVSo the Russian MOD released a recruitment advertisment with 2 zooms on man crotches, a zoom on the mouth of a guy licking ice cream, a Russian soldier with a teddy bear and a guy sucking on banana smoothie. Yep it's weird and while they try to say that if you don't join the army you are gay the whole add looks extremely closeted. Also who the fuck thought that asking "would you rather be a vain YouTuber taking selfies with your Ferrari or be a man and join the war in a tank?" would make someone want to join the war?
>>62504655I don't speak much Russian, but I think the subtext is meant to be>join the Russian Armed Forces or u gay nigga
>>62504655>join the Russian army to prove I’m not gay >get fucked in the ass on day one
>>62504666Yeah but after the crotch shot, the ice cream licking, the 2 guys on a date sucking on banana shakes the dick zoom on the guy in leather underwear was completely unnecessary,
>>62504666It's 10 year olds in the playground logic>nuh uh! if you don't lick the frozen tetherball pole, you're gay!I honestly refuse to believe this is a real ad. It makes out DEI military ads look relatable by comparison. Which is FUCKING saying something. >>62504676Unfortunately, this.
>>62504676It’s only gay if they consent
>>62504693>>62504729Holy shit the homoeroticism levels are off the charts. Did they use the least metrosexual gay Moscow men as examples in this or what?
>>62504729Well the guys who made the manly recruitment ads have been sent to the cube attacks so they guys who left are trying their best if you don't mind that they are some rich oligarch kids who got drafted but daddy got money so they got this positions and they lived in rotten west for most of their lives
>>62504729hmm, it is surreal to imagine this airing as a us army ad.
>>62504736Unironically this.I really want to rape another dude, but I don't want to be an annoying gay couple or whatever.I just want to violently bust my load in another man's ass
>>62504813Nigger, you're gay as fuck.Time to stop living in denial.
>>62504655I'm 99% sure that red car is a c7 corvettewhat are the chances this was filmed in the US/west?there can't be that many corvettes inside russia
>>62504829I don't talk with a lispI don't care about fashion, celebrity gossip, or any of that girly stuff.I just want to empty my balls inside another man
>>62504655This would work on me. >>62504729>It makes out DEI military ads look relatable by comparison. Which is FUCKING saying something.Came to post this
>>62504841https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GdCD0Srd5Ayou'd be surprised.
>>62504676That's the point tho, gotta tap'em quick before economy crashes and all the zesty patriotic twinks leave to EU. The MoD got dedov'd top to bottom.
>>62504655>be hasan>shill for the russians FOR FREE>...>get mocked by the people you adore
>>62504842Even the most masculine gays are still fucking GAY.It's the man-on-man sex that makes you a faggot, not an effeminate personality.
>>62504655The people who made this ad are so deep in the closet they're finding Christmas presents.
>>62504956Nigga you want to fuck a mans ass, not a trap that looks like a woman, not some tranny thats at least trying to pass, you look at a mans hairy smelly ass and want to fuck it, you are gay simple as, couldnt possibly be less ambiguous.>Captcha: NG4A
>omg why is russia so gay obsessed. are the gays in the room with you right now? cringe. you're the gay one.I see a nerve has been struck.
>>62504951I'm pretty gay and the fact they were more flamboyant in the ad and knew how to do it so well means, those niggas are gay as fuck. It's like having a daycare ad showing pedophiles but really really nailing down the pedophile culture only pedos would know and having a zoom in of their crotch.
>>62505024Wait Are the Russians trying to recruit homosexuals. If I was a Russian homosexual that would play to me.
>>62504937seething
>>62504937saving this to post later in an unironic manner
>>62505030>Hate fags>Make a recruitment ad targeted towards fags>Fags sign up, get sent to the front line and die>???>Profit
>>62504937When is it gonna get through your retarded thin russoid skull that American ads could be full on homo sex-tapes but that won't change the fact that American citizens live like actual people in one of the best countries on earth enjoying freedom, uncorrupted gov, high quality of life , and every other aspect of civilized frst-world country, while you live in.. well, Russia. Where get raped by a metal bar for not supporting Putin.
>>62505019Russia is a pretty homoerotic country, I don't think there's a single western country where gay rape is a common, defacto official form of punishment.
>>62504956The amount of hoops you're jumping through to rationalize your homosexuality would put most show dogs to shame.
>>62505128everything is according to the plan!
>>62504956>If wanting to fuck another guy makes you gay then 90% of the population is gayI hope you're fucking trolling, because that's not normal.Regular straights (>90% of the population) have ZERO desire to engage in same-sex relations.If you want to fuck other men, that makes you gay. End of argument.
>>62505128Dead ziggers are still dead ziggers. Overall, it's a super net gain for the rest of Earth.
>>62505302It wouldn't make you any less brown and stinky.
>>62504736>>62504813It's still gay if you take it in the ass and if you're a raw recruit you are getting it in the ass.
>>62505205I fucked my gf in the ass last night. Is that gay?
>>62504956Holy shit nigga, you gayNormal people (>90% of the population) are disgusted by the idea of two men getting it on. Even in countries where gays are tolerated, normal people still think they are disgusting, they're just polite enough not to say it.
>>62505378Why don't the Russians just gun down the chechens? Like honestly, at this point why not pick up your AK and mag dump? Surely dying that way is better than hanging yourself and you get revenge.
>>62505345Since you were probably thinking of men while doing it, yes.
>>62504916So how much non-homo corrective dick did you take as a conscript tovarish?
I'd rather dress up like a faggot then get raped constantly by chechens. Not sure why vatniks think anal sex isn't gay but drinking smoothies is.
>>62504655>what are our men made out off? fags and churkas apparently
>>62504956How is that gay??
>>625049372016 wants its meme format back.
>>62504676>it aint gay if I do it!
>>62505424>That better be 100% vodka smoothie, comrade, Or it's gay, yes?
>>62504813you are a closet case. there are these special apps for you types. meet up for a fag hook up to fill your homolust and get it out of your system
>>62505128I'm back. Seems like it. It's playing to gay men who want to butch up. Otherwise you'd have just regular civilians being pussies.But I'm gay, maybe im looking at the ad like gay guy would. If they aren't gay or marketing to gays I don't know what those faggots are doing. >>62505391I'd say 60% are straight, 10 are bisexual, 20 % are bisexual and hiding 10% are gay. Oddly I've lived in Texas, Kansas, California, Florida, Pennsylvania, Georgia, Louisiana, Missouri. I would say 1/4 of the conservatives there are hidden bisexuals. Texas is probably gayest state but hides it the most. Florida and California are gay but open but the amount of gays/bisexuals in Texas is staggering especially around Houston and Dallas. Between Houston and New Orleans is the "Down Low Belt". All those rednecks, gotta be half the population is gay, bisexual, hidden bisexual or swinging
>>62505403A Russian would never harm a member of a higher caste.
>>62505128>fags sign up>immediately bugger the clueless cumniks taking advantage of the confusion>middle manager handlers see their "manliness">promote the fags behind the lines of the meat grinder cumniks
>>62505001>>62505169I haven't jerked off in two weeks I am horny. I see man ass as flashlights nowAlso look up #DiddyTerrorism. Some men are bred to be bred
>>62504676>day oneUgly Betty took a whole day to get fuk and not instantly on the recruitment center casting couch
>>62505403they dont get the ammo until they are well in the forward trenches with churkas pointing machine guns behind their backs. Beside mobniks have gotten a little payback: by reporting to the ukranian hotlines where the churka positions are to get them droned/arty/mortar
>>62505205Most straight dudes have fantasized about other men.Especially if they are really horny and need to nut>>62505319I guess that sucks if you are a natural top>>62505456This. Tons of bicurious straight dudes out there.We still identify as straight because we are nothing like those gay stereotypes
>>62505456no back before the woke era started obfuscating and amplifying this shit the research on the population was pretty conclusive. Fruit cakes reach max 2% of the population with the subset of perverts in the fraction of percentages. Even in a homosexual dystopia like puccia they never reached 10% even back in vatnik union times were known fags were processed through the system and thus recorded
>>62505492Austin is not "Texas" though. Not anymore than Portland
>>62505469How did Chechens go from an oppressed minority to enforcers with a free pass to steal, murder, and rape whoever they pleased? Like imagine if you started seeing fucking kurds do this shit in turkey the English in England.
>>62505506Kadyrov switched sides
>>62505506Monke pays off the Chechens to not start a third war.
>>62505492Is there any large city in the United States that isn't liberal?
>>62505469>No roosters at bottom
>>62505506its like eastern euros kept telling westerners but oh so wise and experienced retards kept dismissing them>the more you beat a russian, the more they love youwas true with stalin, is true with monke and in chechen churka case they get special minor aristocracy status because of the chechen wars and how they slaughtered the clueless vatniks there. Never mind that kadyrovs monkeys have nothing in commong with those who actually fought in there. Now they are part of monkes dictator enforcement system as a form of praetorian guard if you try to be reasonable with them and treat them as humans you only get their disdain and encourage further aggression as they see you as a weak wristed faggot
>>62505522>Russians>roostersWhat's the difference?
>>62505494>Most straight dudes have fantasized about other men.Zero basis proof of this claim.
>>62504655Russia is a gachimuchi country
>>62504916Kill mass repliers
>>62505530the proofs is his projection of his own closeted homolust
>>62505541*rape
>>62504956>then 90% of the population is gayThat's just russia
>>62505530Stats show otherwiseRemember the Kinsey reports?
>>62505345It means your reading comprehension skills are shit.
>>62504655why is it so gay
>>62504655>There's only two things that come from Russia, mobiks and queers>And you sure don't look like no 200kg casket!
>>62504655>that imageHE WORSHIPS DOGS AND REPTILIANSHE BLACKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT LIKE A PROSTITUTE.HE DANCES AND PLAYS THE CYMBALS IN VILE NILOTIC RITES!
>>62504655you wouldn't get just how horny for man ass you get by being the based trad savior of the west
>>62505302Okay vatnik.
>>62504655>Russia is a country full of degenerate sissy gays>So join the Russian Army Monke here. What did they mean by this?>>62505482>Muslim Russian soldier>They're a pigMonke still here. what did they mean by this also?
>>62505426Saving this image for when people tell me Russia is a trad christian paradise.
>>62504729Lol, queen Russians honestly have more honor, valor, and courage than 99% of their population..They're still probably chauvinist dickheads but still kek
>>62505808*queer Though honestly it works either way, lol autocorrect? I thought queer was ok again?!
>>62504813Grim..
>>62505541-This
>>62504655banana smoothie kek
>banan smoothieClearly, somebody's in on the joke.
>>62504655illuzi e bananano smoozi
>>62504916All of the above, zigger, what are you gonna do about it, report me for gay propaganda
>>62504916>banana is gaymonke won't like it
>>62504666>>join the Russian Armed Forces or u gay niggaBasically.>what are our made of, globohomo orthe good shit?
>>62504842How old were you when you were molested?
>>62504676The ass is in the ass
>>62504655>There's two kinds of russians>Liberals and fertilizers
Im so glad the gay guy who is projecting his fantasies on everyone is getting his posts deletedIts actually fucking disgusting projecting your sexuality on people (especially here) that don't want anything to do with what your saying >I want to rape guys!>1/3 to 1/2 of all men in a large region of the US are closeted bisexual because... Because I think like that, so they must as well?!?T. straight guy who crossdresses occasionally
>>62505494Holy fuck the levels of COPE. Nigga u GAY
monke wants illusions and banana smoothies
>>62504813Fair and natural. I think the well has been poisoned regarding this sort of thing by people associating it with Russians, but the Greeks and several other cultures in history have had this practice. I think if you remove all female influences, fucking other men to assert dominance over them is the default mode, that is after all essentially what "prison gay" is. People recoil at this nowadays because they've been so spiritually castrated by women their whole lives that they cant break the conditioning. Are they scared they'll get one smell of cock and immediately become a faggot? Doesn't sound like a very secure sexuality.
>>62505494Blud is actually homosex
>>62504676Is it bad to say that a straightforward offer like this would get me to join?
>>62504813
>>62505426Where's this one from?
>>62504842Anon, homosexuality is when you want to fuck menIt is not speaking with a lisp, celebrity gossip or other gestures to appear nonthreatening, although such signals may be used to signify your sexual interests in a covert way.But there are also the leathermen, very manly masculine homosexuals who signal homosexuality not through femininity, but masculinity.that may be more your speedhttps://youtu.be/Cx2WmymyvcY?si=vYCr6unk9jPNqYMV
>>62504655They're making fun of you Western faggots.
>>62506259
>62506295
>>62504842
>>62505808well the big profile political prisoner exchange did show that the russian liberals are also imperialists. wolves in sheep clothing
>>62506305THEY WERE PRAYING OKAY. stop projecting your kinks onto these tradcon orthodox holy warriors
>>62506262another official war propaganda commercial
>>62504842Ew anon
>>62506285>who signal homosexuality not through femininity, but masculinity.thanks!
>>62505777Already memoryholed
>>62506325Such deeply pious people will never stoop to such vile depravities, inshallah
>>62505030Google VDV images, especially the ones where they uhhh frolick in a fountain. Yeah. Those were before the SMO too. P/s. Remember, /k/ is not gay. We just like the Cervidae.
>>62506363>100 millionYou're counting babies, children and old people. Only a smaller percentage is men of military age. Out of this group, an even smaller percentage are fit enough to be good soldiers (rest are HIV, drunk, alcohol deformed, addicts, malnourished, fat). Out of the fit candidates, most have fled to the West because they tend to be the smartest too. You do the math.
>>62506285Dude they are completely aware, come on this is the most basic bitch-tier homosexual urge they are describing.
>>62506363>A fucking ramp
>>62506354Why are you bewildered and confused woman, you have what he did and why he did it in your first fucking paragraph.
here is the abrdiged version for y'all too lazy to watch the video
>>62506441but they won't admit to it
>>62506183>I'll one up this dude somehow>I know! I'll fuck him in the ass! That'll show him!
>>62506462Did /pol/ write up the script for this?
>>62506183this is great bait if you're just fucking around
When fishing, if you fish all of Fish Type A using Bait 1, then you need to switch to Bait 2 to get Fish Type B that remains. This is all this ad is. They've done everything else.Also, their subtle jab at the Chechens by going on about 'streams'.
>>62506363are you retarded or simply slow?
>>62506569ask yourself, who is writing /pol/'s script?
>>62504813>>62504842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
>>62506539Yes, you can joke about it but its unironically true. If you think being forcibly fucked in the ass wouldn't leave a permanent scar on your sense of dignity, then you are either gay or delusional.
>>62504813you're a gay rapist. maybe you should prowl the streets at night and rape the rapists who usually go after women.
>>62504655This is proof that Gays need to be banned from military service.Russians have the gayest fucking army on the planet and look how terrible it is.
>>62505250Considering the AIDS rates in Russia, the gay(est) ziggers would serve the world better by continuing their activities unhindered.
>>62506743I am not a white knight. Rapists are heroesI want to rape a hot straight guy who fucks tons of women.Nothing makes me want to fuck a guy than a hot guy fucking a woman
>>62506695Such a bullshit show. Especially when Ice T said invels should just fuck prostitutes
>>62504655shouldn't they make being a draft dodging twink look less.. glamorous?
>>62506262Another recent ad about how diversity and multiculturalism is Russias greatest strength (they proudly call themselves Muslims, Churkas, jews, etc)
>>62507025
>>62507036So the russia just went full: we're racing homosexual Jews, Muslims and other diversity mystery meat?Is there a we're Indian in that rapid admission scene? Or we're American/ British?
>>62504655This feels like an ad you'd see in fucking GTA or something.
>>62505725I think it’s supposed to be a bunny based on the ears. I think they used AI
>>62504655https://youtu.be/ersYYsujVdcFamily guy did it
could be way gayer
>>62504655Why are Russians absolutely fucking OBSESSED with gays and gay sex?These retards seem like they spend 24 hours a day just thinking about dudes fucking. What is the deal?
>>62507153Nah, it's Bootleg Piglet from Soviet Winnie the Pooh.
>>62507178Puccians were raging homos long before the embryonic vatnik union was ever made
>>62507178Imagine if brovet culture was heavily influenced by prison culture which in turn was somehow even more fixated on ass rape with arcane rules and hierarchies about it and you understand why the average zegroid is the way they are.
>>62507094>Is there a we're Indian in that rapid admission scene? Or we're American/ British?Nah, just typical Russian minorities from Islamic shitholes mostly. It does mention Koreans which is bizzare because I can't recall ever hearing about any Koreans fighting for Russia.
>>62507297I'm not bothered by the fact that they're fags. What bothers me is them going "xaxaxa gay rape is of being manly))))))))" and pretending that it has nothing to do with wectern homos.
>>62507168Hawt
>>62507475Russia is prison gay but they don't realize it. It's how powerful their brainwashing is upon their serfs
>>62506187>bludkys
>>62504655how likely is it that the Ferrari explodes, horribly maiming me and throwing me tens of meters into the air before I smash into the ground?
>>62505494Which BRICS country are you from?
>>62507611The Z stands for "zesty"
>>62504655This adds further weight to my hypothesis that Russia itself is a group psychosis humiliation fetish.
Gayrapeans! Listen! It is not gay when it is punitive!
How does an allegedly straight guy even get hard when looking at a hairy, smelly ass of some other guy?
>>62507907you've answered your own question
>>62507907>Allegedly
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/m1JiA60QtMc?list=RDMLIeA3ak_ow
>>62508006I would have suggested "throw that boypussy" desu
>>62507297No just russophobic, an entirely healthy and natural thing to loathe.
>>62507721>ayo them sum zesty ziggers
>>62504842Bro why are you trying to justify your life to 4chan chud incels literally do whatever you want and fuck whoever you want.
>>62508006for me it's gotta behttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H16jcSl28SI
>>62504655>russians are either soldiers or faggotskek
>>62508095Yeah but the soldiers have more gay sex than the other ones.
forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
super weapons related thread /k/ is a board devoted to weapons and military equipment.>Discussions about politics or current events belong on /pol/.
>>62508140Yes it is! We're talking about and making fun of Russian MILITARY propaganda. And OP pic related is sanctioned by Russian ministry of defense.
>>62508096Faggots
>>62508140
>>62504655>>62504693>>62505030>Are the Russians trying to recruit homosexuals.Unironically yes, don't you guys remember a couple of years ago when they ran an ad about how a blowjob under the stars in the front line trenches was an experience you'd remember for as long as you lived?
>>62507168>That belt buckle walk
>>62504655they're saying that Americans are self-absorbed and feminized, which is a fair angle
>>62504666the subtext is that all russians are faggots untill they join army.
>>62507025>We are...>(long list of all the people they conquered and enslaved)>Ukrainians>Gott mit unsThe more I look at this the more I see WW1 Germany.
>>62506569>Did /pol/ write up the script for this?Close, more like the other way around.
>>62508224>they're saying that Americans are self-absorbed and feminized, which is a fair anglenot really no, you don't believe that unless you're actually retarded
>>62504759because rusnigs are gay, they just can't admit it
>>62506377>We just like the Cervidae.sweet sweet deer titties
>>62505156i mean i'd agree with freedom and higher quality of life, but all goverments are corrupt to some degree.
>>62508266No government will avoid corruption, but no government in the world is as corrupt as Puccia's.
>>62505433RIP Trevor
>>62508281agreed.
>>62506743>maybe you should prowl the streets at night and rape the rapists who usually go after women.
>>62506980>Especially when Ice T said invels should just fuck prostitutesPresumably as an alternative to raping and murdering women.
>>62508316>This man is your FRIEND>[Questionable Rapist]>He rapes for JUSTICE
>>62504666>i dont speak russianBullshit
>>62505019>I see a nerve has been struck.They'll tell you you're angry but never tell you you're wrong.
>>62505345Yeah. Buttsex is gay. Real men jerk off dressed as anime girls
>>62508364is that rwby?
friendly reminder
>>62508000Trips of truth kek
>>62508373idk but speaking of rwby
>>62508388shame that rwby went to shit after monty's death.
>>62508393It never had good writing DESU, there's moments when it's almost passable but it's never GOOD.
>>62508460well, monty understood rule of cool, and know how to contextualise fights well enough
>>62507420norks have slave camps exported up in the far east cutting timber etc
>>62507636unironically depends on how old it isold Italian sportscars are a genuine menace
>>62508375Is he wrong though? Imagine the billions being spent domestically instead of all the Holden Bloodfeasts in Washington DC spending that cash in forever wars.Mock him for being bald, but he has good points. Remember, Culture!
>>62508516kek
>>62508514you know he got bigger paycheck from kremlin that you vania.
>>62508516man i love those old louis de funes commedies
>>62504842>all these anons not knowing the difference between being gay and wanting to fuck men4chins is disappointing these days
>>62504655And I thought that Ukraine is the gachimuchi country...
>>62504655Damn, JD Vance looking slim here
>>62508474wait there's a series? I thought it was just a lot of pictures of cute girlslike a western touhou
>>62508514MIC 101:>go to war>spend materiel on war>need to get new war stuff>spend money to make more war stuff>????>profit
>>62508755I would love to see a touhou videogame. One can dream
>>62504655Russia's deep in the closet it borders Narnia.
>>62508755>>62508760someone say touhou?
>>62508896remilia is romanian
>>62504666>if you dont join the gay rape institution you are gay
>>62508755>like a western touhouhttps://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Seihou_Project
>>62508140Rape is a weapon.
I used to work with a gay guy. His name was Russ. QED.
>>62508755The VA for red became a Vtuber using her model and uses it to stream in character, which makes her the most anime anime girl streamer currently available on the internet
>>62504771>lived in rotten westthey're escaping to the west instead of dying in wave attacks? why would they want that
>>62507161>The Western Satire predates the genuine Russian motivational.Fuck me, intellectualism really died in the 2010's, huh.
>>62508755Oh there is a series, but you missed the best part, which was shitposting on /co/. The writers aren't quite Russian tier incompetent, but they're close. Just as an example, they made the 2016 presidential election a major plot point in their not-on-earth fantasy series and then went on record saying they had no idea people would consider it political.
>>62508474Monty had a fantastic understanding of animation, fights, and storytelling. You can see it in his RvB work as well.As in, it's unreal how utterly cracked he was, when he decided to cook. I've used some of his combos in proper fights and fencing bouts and they've actually held up.If he didn't accidentally die due to anaphylaxis, I'd bet good money that he'd end up as one of the "greats" of the animation world, like JEJ to voice acting, or CS Lewis to fiction.
>>62509140Anything that happened post Oum is not fucking cannon, and I refuse to acknowledge it.
>>62504813the most heterosexual russian male
>>62504813what causes this tier of mental fuckup
>this thread
Should have put more cute twinks into the ad instead of random dudes with beards
>>62509222ok but how will this improve recruiting
>>62509242>Recruiting?
>>62509242use twinks as barrack bunnies to improve morales of manly and trad russian males
>>62509155>If he didn't accidentally die due to anaphylaxis,he was cobained by his whore of a wife
>>62508732kek looks like him but he's not fucking a couch
>>62504655imagine how manly russia could be if they didn't think about homosexuality so much
>>62506183If your dick gets hard for a male asshole...nigga i got bad news for you. You gay.
anti lgbt propaganda has been used as an excuse in Russia for everything. Putin uses it to keep the ultra orthodox religious people on his side and to support his indefinite presidency. Now they're using it to tell young Russian men become cannon fodder or everyone around you is going to think you're a faggot for not stepping up. Not surprising at all. What a joke of a country.
>>62504655Imagine watching that ad and thinking the flamboyant effeminate turbo fags in the city looked cooler than the men with machine guns in tanks out in the woods. Today, OP was quite literally a faggot.
>>62509484they don't look cooler, but they do look like they're still going to be alive a week from now
>>62509484there are two types of faggots: the rich bored sheltered guys who are sexually desensitized and crave new kinks, or the poorest or poor desperados willing to fuck anything, even a hole in the ground, to have a shred of comfort.you're looking at the former, and the former are still smart enough to see that being a faggot in city centre moscow is orders of magnitude better than dying in the mud with your entrails scattered all over the bushland
>>62504655That's classic closet gay shit. Pure overcompensating False dichotomy Either you are in the army or you are a degenerate homosexual who would be banned from san Francisco for being gay
>>62509530There's a variety but these Russians are over the top gay. Ive never seen this level of gay even as a joke and I lived key west and I'm gay
Meanwhile on the russia.
>>62509453>to keep the ultra orthodox religious people on his side>ultra orthodox religious people>russia Lol. >indefinite presidency >due to popular support>in russia Lmao.Russian religiosity is a performative act, a media phantasm; not a belief in god and/or following of doctrine, but a belief in that you are pious and righteous no matter what you do. Casually break every commandment, never read or even own the bible, believe in karma, reincarnation, horoscopes, supernatural stuff, visit all kinds of mediums/fortunetellers/sages, clutter the home with pop-feng shui/buddhist talismans, interact with church only for baptism of children/funeral service for the dead and very occasionally visit for easter service or christmas, and proudly proclaim "we are the most pious, godly people on earth, not like those westerners! have you seen their churches? they sit in the church and don't have any icons, can you imagine that?".And russian homophobia stems not from religion, but entirely from prison culture. To become a "petukh" is to become irreversibly untouchable, and opportunities for that are plenty. That's why they are so neurotic about everything that could be perceived or interpreted as homo.
>>62509669>orthodox but they break all the rules constantlyyeah thats what I meant>prison culture onlyyou can't deny religion plays a part in the homophobia, even if they break all the other rules they cherry pick that one, same as fundamentalist usa Christians
>>62508514>Imagine the billions being spent domestically instead of all the Holden Bloodfeasts in Washington DC spending that cash in forever wars.The forever war, as you call it, maintains international trade, which is the source of western wealth. That's why your talking points are all about isolationism, it's essential to convince USA to self-isolate if you want to bully other nations with impunity.
>>62504655>Also who the fuck thought that asking "would you rather be a vain YouTuber taking selfies with your Ferrari or be a man and join the war in a tank?" would make someone want to join the war?Yes it is weird that Russia has such traditions and probably some sinister capability in some psyops or the psy side of conventional ops - and yet sometimes they stumble like their information projects were planned and excecuted by 16-year-olds. Which alphabet combination is responsible for this shit?
>>62509484Born to dieworld is a fuckkill 'em all 2022I am vatnik600,000 cool dead russian solder
>>62509484>t.
>>62508639>>all these anons not knowing the difference between being gay and wanting to fuck menhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=eW7IF64bS88
>>62506730>>62506183>Fucking men in the ass to assert "dominance" is totally natural and I'm not a degenerate in the least>It's even been done before in the past, so it's obviously good!A window into the thirdie - let's be honest, the Old World (to include Europe and Asia)- mindset.America's biggest mistake was becoming deeply entangled with the Old World.
>>62509440>If your dick gets hard for a male asshole...nigga i got bad news for you. You gayIt's not bad news anon, it's just news.https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ziAVUPtIM
>>62509168being sexually abused as a child and/or no father figure. >>62509484>but at least I looked cool and wasn't gay>raped by chechens
>>62504655>your an happy guy who enjoys icecream and banana smoothies if you don't want your face blown off by a droneWhat did they actually mean by this?
>>62504655I feel like I watched an Orangina commercial. They are so deep in the closet that you'd need NVGs to find them.
>>62509242The Russian army functions on anal rape, so if the ass is of a higher quality it will increase recruitment numbers and improve morale.
>>62506730>getting raped will make you feel badGroundbreaking stuff. It doesn't change the fact that the one getting an erection and maintaining it while fucking another man in the ass is the true homo.
>>62504655This ad has convinced me that the russian army is not gay, but in fact very heterosexual
>>62507178>>62507228its quite literally tradcon and orthodox to engage in homolust in puccia. Its been recorded for centuries
>>62507611prison gay is just regular fags. difference between the fruit cakes dancing in the street and the ones behind in bars is that they are in denial about it. Thus the retarded rules and games on what makes someone a fag
>>62509965Does jerking off make you autosexual?You are just using another man's ass as a fleshlight
>>62508140propaganda is a weapon in the military arsenal zigroid
>>62509825well nobody told you had to get involved with WW2, which was the event that defined burgers position with europe. Beyond defending yourself in the pacific that is. could have gone full "i dont give a fuck" mode like brazil did and be non the wiser
>>62509252banan?
>>62510098>the event that defined burgers position with europeyou mean the great patriotic war?> could have gone full "i dont give a fuck" mode like brazil did and be non the wiserhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_in_World_War_II
>>62510098Anon, you might want to brush up on your history
>>62509715Important information for western scholars: Russian society practiced atheism on state level for 70 years.
>>62509825>America's biggest mistake was becoming deeply entangled with the Old World.America is way more savage compared to Europe though.
>>62506462Now all they need is the Chemical X.
>>62510128>>62510132It's just a wheraboo
>>62508368What if I was dressed as an anime girl while I was fucking her in the ass?
>>62504655I have SEVERAL questions.
>>62510237It's all answered when you see how unironic the US propaganda resembles the gay side, even Fbi CIA ads.
>>62510268the plan was to make america look gay by portraying gay-looking russian men?
>>62510268at least the US doesn't try to pretend it's not a bunch of fags. We'll have guys in fur suits proudly fucking each other in the ass as they press the big red button in a nuclear submarine to start WW3.what makes this so funny and sad is that russia tries to pretend its not a country of closeted homosexuals. Meanwhile they're all fucking each other in the ass in the barracks, in the trenches, in the scooby doo van, in the tank, etc.
>>62510295IS NOT HOMOSEX COMRADE! IS PUNISHMENT!
>>62509484I mean>be rich>have ferrari>have wife with giant fake tits>drink smoothie >life is goodor>be in trench>have balls blown off by drone shrapnel >get fucked in the ass by Yuri for morning breakfast>get fucked in the ass by Chechen for supper>eventually commit suicide with own gun>get turned into cube
You all probably won't understand but most of these ads are targeting not men but women who are supposed to push their husbands to join the army for money. It just gives them yet another argument.
>>62510330Also for mothers with their sonbaskets still living at home
>>62510268>It's all answered when you see how unironic the US propaganda resembles the gay side, even Fbi CIA ads.>CAPTCHA: KYSSG
>>62510268There is no US recruitment ad that looks as gay as this one
>>62510290America already is gay. That's the point.>>62510295>We'll have guys in fur suits proudly fucking each other in the ass as they press the big red button in a nuclear submarine to start WW3.You said it, not me.You have to resort to projecting your own gayness when they're just making fun of you for it.It's like a game of smear the queer. You got pasted and now you're accusing everyone else of being the queer.
>>62504813Sounds normalny to me comrade))
>>62510416nigger
>>62504655>only gays want bananMonke is going to freak
>>62504813>>62510416zesty ass puccian, just don't spread aids outside your shithole
>Western military adChallenging adventure!>Russian military adGuilt trip/bullyingReally reflects the cultural spirit.
>>62504655>be an effeminate muscoviteor>be a strong cubik fodderPocnnr bros, if you don't enroll you're gay
>>62509715>t. seething homo
>>62510387>how to send your husband to work>to the psychologistkekwhat does "svo" mean? it's mentioned 3 times
>>62510625Special military op5 out of 10 are about sending teh husband to war
>>62510625special military operation.
>>62510268I don't remember any cupcake cock thrusting in any us army ads.
>>62510625Cyrillic for SMO>>62510655The us military had tasteful cartoon lesbians in the background lmao. That was the extent of its lbgtpbbq gay shit. I can't imagine what Russians are thinking.
>>62510038rancijeet, unlike you civilized peoples hands are not hairy, sweaty and covered in shit. You stick your dick in some ass your a fag. Specially so if its a another dudes ass. Trying to claim otherwise is just pure ass cope to deal with the cognitive dissonance of dealing with the homolust
the USSRs collapse really was kind of a shame, at least they were psychotic buttrapists who cared about technological progress instead of turning everything into shit out of spite
>>62510098>well nobody told you had to get involved with WW2Hitler did, actually, when he declared war on America on 11 December 1941
>>62510815This one's going to age really well.
>>62510559>they tuk r gays>THEY TOOK R GAAYS
>>62510810This anon clearly doesn't know russian history.
>>62504813>>62504842>>>/lgbt/
>>62510844i mean they did beat us to space. even though we didn't really know we were racing
since none of you faggots have done it yet have a WEBM of the advert for later shitposting
>>62506743>>62508316>>62508345
>>625046>>62510935This is literally some of the gayest shit I have ever seen
>>62510937BOOM SHACKALACKAIs dangalang time
>>62510935improved version
>>62508514>but he has good points
>>62510935>men>not drones
>>62511002you know i never thought about it before but i'm pretty sure i've now seen more zigger suicides on this site than regular anheroes.
>>62509575>There's a variety but these Russians are over the top gay. Ive never seen this level of gay even as a joke and I lived key west and I'm gayYeah I'm certified gay and was I shocked. It looks like a Charlie XCX/Pabllo Vittar video.>>62504804>hmm, it is surreal to imagine this airing as a us army ad.During the GWOT there were some boomer memes about red states = army, and blue states = fags but they never made it official.>>62504939>Even the most masculine gays are still fucking GAY.I was listening to Adam Friedland's podcast and they were talking about chad gays, but he said he still couldn't be gay because if he was having gay sex he'd think... "this is fucking GAY." Which made me kek.>>62506285>Anon, homosexuality is when you want to fuck men>It is not speaking with a lispIt's more of a pronounced sibilant. The "s" sound is like a hiss. Mel Brooks made a joke about this in Blazing Saddles.>>62506295>They're making fun of you Western faggots.>>62508224>they're saying that Americans are self-absorbed and feminized, which is a fair angleThe gays depicted are Russians! Russia is depicted as a decadent society of smoothie-drinking homosexuals! That's what is so crazy about this!>>62510753>The us military had tasteful cartoon lesbians in the background lmao ... I can't imagine what Russians are thinking.I'm not a psychotherapist but I think it's some kind of Freudian thing. Sadomasochism. The ad is saying "be exploited in the army and suffer." It's like wearing restraints in BDSM. The over-the-top fags are meant to inspire rage in the viewer, but it's a mindfuck since what you're doing in the army is basically sucking dick on command. This depends on massively repressed homoerotic fantasies buried deep in the unconscious mind, a camp interest in uniforms, an obsession with flogging and a hatred of everything silky and effeminate. They're really terribly exploited.https://youtu.be/eVbShUW6QBM
>>62511031Huh, so that's what he was on about.
>>62510989
>>62510316You can have both
>>62510387>query: how to send (your) husband>results:>- how to send (your) husband to SMO>- how to send (your) husband to war>- how to send (your) husband to a medical labor dispensary (tl note: soviet style prison asylums for drunks and such)>- how to send (your) husband to paternity leave>- how to send (your) husband to psych asylum>- how to send (your) husband to SMO forum>- how to send (your) husband to SMO if he doesn't want to>- how to send (your) husband to mobilization>- how to send (your) husband to work>- how to send (your) husband to therapist
>>62510295I'll say it once, I'll say it again.Pride makes for a good army.Russians are cucked in many ways, but one of their ways (like most thirdie militaries) is that they're so caught up on proving they're manly men, not gay, not queers, but REAL TRVE MEN.Hence how you get >>62504655 and >>62506310 and distinctly, >>62507168.Thing is, when an army spends time enforcing masculinity, it's wasting time that could be spent on warfare, and soldiers spend energy on fitting in, or making sure they don't say something that's too "out there", instead of their actual job. Moreover, you're only drawing from a portion of the population, and providing a hard "no" to others. This is bad because diversity, for all it's meme'd, is unironically incredibly valuable in a practical sense. That's half the whole reason the US is THE global superpower, despite being basically a brand new country. It had resources, people from all walks of life, and was good at supporting those people to make something of themselves together (and when it stops this, it will cease to be a superpower).Meanwhile a modern military, you've got some people in gyms in their free time, others are in fursuits and 69ing each other. But they don't give a shit because it's been hammered into each of them that they're all bros.Sure, if we're being generous, maybe a 'manly man' military might have a more rugged population than a contemporary. But facts are women can press buttons, queens can fly jets (better against AA as they can't fly straight) and some even say chicks tend to make better snipers due to xyz (though personally I think it's pretty even).So they can bring in people from more walks of life, more perspectives, and these guys and/or girls aren't doing their jobs whilst constantly looking over their shoulders, or only proposing suggestions that they think are "appropriate" or not going to get them lynched for wrongthink because "that plan sounds weird, and I heard you are a homosexual".TL:DR
>>62511115This army that spends none of its time and energy on policing itself for tactically or strategically irrelevant criteria will always outperform a similar army that does. They will have a greater recruit pool, have a greater range of perspectives among officers and nco's, have more focus to think about war. And that's not even considering H&M, between a corps in a city that cares deeply about establishing masculinity, vs a corps that is fine with all walks of life.
>>62511056Yeah something like that. The underlying psychology here is some Harkonnen we-love-our-slavery shithttps://youtu.be/myq6w3aNVio
>>62509661>double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon
>>62511128hair and makeup?
>>62511056Or to put it another way, I'm reminded of that Ukrainian officer who was interviewing a Russian prisoner. I can't remember how it went but the Russian prisoner said something like "I might suck Putin's dick but you suck American dick," and the Ukrainian officer said "have you tried not sucking any dick." I doubt the Ukrainian approved of any dick-sucking but there's a difference between dick-sucking being allowed but optional and it being mandatory but psychologically repressed. The ad reflects a kind of doublethink and so it looks completely crazy to us.
>>62505167That chick can get it bruh. I wanna see them sweater puppies bounce while she rides me. Sucks about her dead son tho
>>62504655pretty good ad desuI'm a deeply closeted gay man and it worked on me even tho I'm not gay
>>62504655This advert would appear to be promoting homosexuality as the way to to get a higher quality and more fun life if you're Russian.
>>62511205Hearts and minds. Get the civilians in the area on your side, or at least ambivalent to your presence.What the US failed to do in their war in the Middle East.And currently what Russia is failing to do in their occupied territories in Ukraine, and Ukraine is doing pretty well.If you're being occupied by a troop of "HVRD MILITARV MVN" who live their day to day as a constant pecking competition to see who's top cock and who's bottom bitch, they're going to be awful to put up with because they'll have indoctrinated themselves into a specific caricature of a cunt, they'll feel they have to keep up appearances with you, and anyone feeling stressed out by their constant squabbling (ie, all of them that don't get to buttfuck someone beneath them) are way more likely to start taking it out on you.Moving armies through villages during Napoleonic times was famously bad for the locals, as many armies had awful internal conduct, and without provosts or the knowledge that these were your fellow countrymen, rape and looting were incredibly common. Especially if this was a city siege.Hell, compare WWII US to Russian held territory in Germany. There are two separate Sabaton songs I know of, both about how Germans fought hard and glorious military actions against the Russians, who were famously awful even back then, so they could surrender, civilians and military alike, to the Americans.
>>62511115the US is only recruiting trannies to weaponize their autism for logistics.>t. spess ferce
>>62510935>>62511002>even in their propaganda, they are STILL riding ontop of their IFVsWhy are they like this?
>>62511220
>>62511669WWII themed death cult.Their (braver, more honorable) ancestors (that failed to pass on their genes, instead being replaced by communist subanimals and churkas) rode on tanks because they had very few APCs or even trucks. They emulate this behavior in the hopes of being liberated from the pain of being russian like the desanti before them.
>>62511011Why was he big mad at a porn game again?
>>62512031because he's bald
>>62511791>>62511220The reason its so insane to the Russian mind is that their entire society is built around being someone's slave/bitch. There are even bitches who have bitches. Their entire gulaghomo society is built around the slave mentality of "whose dick am I going to have to suck (sometimes literally) now?"They cannot fathom a society that doesn't work that way. Its been this way in Russia for hundreds of years at this point.
>>62510102Fucking kek
>>62509825America is profoundly gay, mostly because of puritanism. You got niggers seriously scared of wearing shorts above the knee in case they suddenly start sucking cock, so they walk around in 100 degree heat wearing 3/4 shorts, because exposing the knee is basically a sexual invitation. Still its no big deal, your corny repressed mode of thinking is dying out, since zoomers are all bi.
>>62511938>>62511669>Why are they like this?The BMP-2's fuel tanks are located on the passenger compartment doors. Yes, Communists are that stupid.>>62512216>Their entire gulaghomo society is built around the slave mentality of "whose dick am I going to have to suck (sometimes literally) now?">They cannot fathom a society that doesn't work that way. Its been this way in Russia for hundreds of years at this point.Now you understand what Western civilization is up against. An Asiatic race whose not only biology and spirituality, but entire worldview, is alien and diametrically opposed to ours on a fundamental level.
>>62512060Why is he so bald?
>>62513510played too much xbawks
>>62510102>Shoigu gets the twink bois into the (rape) yard
>>62511669It's unironically safer and more comfortable. And is an image ingrained in them since Afghanistan, so it's not controversial even if it's a lowkey acknowledgment that their APCs and IFVs are tracked coffins turned crematoriums at the slightness hit because the seats and exit doors double as fuel tanks as if being cramped and hard to exit from wasn't enough.
>>62510102>ilusions and banankek
