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Considering the advances in genetic engineering.
What creatures could be created to fight wars alongside humans?
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>>62515296
Dogs with cybernetics enhancements?
So like imagine a real dog, but with of its parts replaced.
Obvious midwit choices like having a powerful jaw made of steel or thee dog being bulletproof.
But more important would be changing it's stamina so it's not limited by it's own lack of endurance. A dog is scary, but a dog with infinite cardio is way more scary.
Add some cool claws so they can climb up trees, fences and walls and you have the ideal attack dog and a cool companion.

Also I don't see many animals that don't already work alongside humans being good for these purposes. Dogs and other domesticated animals are the only realistic choice.
Also if you're saying shit like you're "going to make robot animals", why not just make regular or tailor-made robots then?
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>>62515296
Dogs of War by Adrian Tchaikovsky is pretty relevant here. It's about extremely up-engineered animals team (a Dog, a Bear, a Croc and a Bee hive). There is also a second part "Bear head".

Another one would be /k/ relevant is Ironclads - which includes bio-engineered Finnish special forces thing. I can't remember more, it was a while since I read it.
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>>62515296
>take dat CHUDS da flowy girl monster beats all da bad men monstars!!!
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>>62515296
Ethically acceptable field bordellos. Full of cat-women who are genetically engineered to WANT to be there and get fucked. Morale would be through the roof
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>>62515296
Alongside humans, Blacks already serve in the military.
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>>62515931
The best you can say about them is that they usually don't get in the way too much.
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>>62515296
What movie
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>>62516161
Sonnies edge love death robot
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>>62516170
Thnx senpai
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>>62515931
The Marines have seen good results fielding the Homo Hispanicus. They require a specialized diet though.
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>>62515336
Make dog pass hark test
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>>62515296
Human pets that bond with humans.
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>>62515296
God willing.
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>>62515931
When you consider that most American Blacks are the results of sadistic rapists put through years of evolutionary peer pressure on plantations, then it really shouldn't be surprising that they're literally assholes.
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>>62516404
>there are really people out there who watched Buck Breaking and thought it was true.
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>>62516404
>its all your fault im not responsible for stealing your shit or killing your kid! you did this to meee!
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>>62516200
>Make dog pass hark test
>hark test
You might call me a dummy, but what's the "Hark Test"?
The only results for this are :
>Humiliation, Afraid, Rape, and Kick questionnaire
But I don't think taking a Intitmate Partner Abuse test is relevant for cybernetic dogs ... right?
Please explain. Am confusion.
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>>62516568
the full name is Harkness test
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>>62516461
I choose to believe it because it's funny.
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>>62516593
>the full name is Harkness test
Ah, okay thanks. Didn't know about this until now.
I'm just gonna do a quick search and...
>It's some furfag fetish shit
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
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>>62515340
>battle bees

The prophecy is coming true
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>>62516780
There is no escaping the fact that dogs with high enough conscience to give consent would be revolutionary for the military industrial complex. Or for any other industrial complex in that regard.
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>>62516780
Just watch it you neophyte. For better or for worse this is internet history and culture now.

Also HMOFA isn't furry.
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>>62517008
>Also HMOFA isn't furry.
pure copium

>Verification not required.
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>>62517008
Also HMOFA isn't furry.
No, it's just a fetish based on self insecurity
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There would be 3 main areas where living weapons would make some sense:
1. A cheap ground drone. Only works if the living weapon is much cheaper than a good ground drone.
2. An ewar resistant smart munition. Only works if the living weapon is cheaper and/or smarter than an equivalent smart munition.
3. A soldier that the average voter doesn't give a fuck about who can die in place of a voter's son. Only works if the living weapon can outright replace soldiers in some dangerous roles, and it requires that voters not be the slightest bit sympathetic when these fake soldiers get blown to bits.
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>>62517019
Deal with it.
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>>62516780
>furfag
You're being short-sighted. Think of the distant future when we contact various alien species. You're going to need to know which ones are OK to put your dick in.
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>>62517183
>You're going to need to know which ones are OK to put your dick in.
That's simple - the dick has innate sentience in certain matters. No need to be cerebral about this - the dick will know.
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>>62515685
the girl monster is better because it's not remotely piloted like the bad man monstar, acktually
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>>62515296
Look into neodogs from the starship trooper books.
Morons by any human standards, but a genius in the tiny subsection it applies itself to. Telepathically linked to a single handler. Used for recon, to sniff out the enemy. But they were often noted to have rushed into suicide.
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>>62515296
"alongside"

I don't know, we already have mules and they are very useful.

To kill humanity? Don't use Megafauna, we are very efficient against them. Use small creatures and chemical warfare, if you want to go for a traditional approach...the new game Space Marine 2 has this horde of mice size bugs that use a swarm mentality to kill humans, I think it would be the best "traditional" approach.

Anyway, if the tyranids in the game were big brain they would just release bacteria and virus in the atmosphere to turn us in pulp.
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>>62515296
This thread is even more retarded than the regular mecha spam.
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>>62515296
Bees unironically. As sensors inside "bee guns" to react to chemicals, drugs and explosive material. No need for genetic engineering.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4697140/
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>>62517327
>But they were often noted to have rushed into suicide.
iirc the human they were linked to kys'd themselves very often if their dog died.
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>>62516346
Yes
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This is just another thinly-veiled offtopic furfag thread.
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>>62518081
The hell is this, an autistic child? Did her previous dog die and she was attatched to the doll as a replacement then lost her shit over a new puppy?
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>>62516780
honestly, no cap, fr fr, lurk more newfren.
how can someone be over the age of 20 and not have heard even in passing about the harkness test?

am i really that old?
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>>62518176
it's just a kid having a strong emotional reaction because she's a little girl and she loves puppies because they're cute.
who the hell are you calling autistic, anon?
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Using animals as weapons of war is fucking retarded now. You can just shoot them from 300m away. The only use for animals is transportation, sniffing out bombs and munitions, and to eat. Maybe as biological warfare by spreading disease.

using dogs to run under tanks and blow the up didn't work, tying little firebombs onto bats didn't work, and creating a super bullet proof dog would take such advanced technology that god knows what kind of drones and AI we would have at the time that would be far more useful.
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>>62518176
>Autist incapably of understanding human emotion calling mothers autistic
lmao
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>>62518315
>calling mothers autistic
>mothers
How can you fail to grasp a post so badly
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>>62518176
>The hell is this, an autistic child?
Oh, someone is autistic alright.
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>>62515340
Theres another book Diamond Dogs, by Alastair Reynolds you should check. (It is better.)
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>>62515296
This should have been a full movie
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>>62515296
Does it have a vagina?
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>>62518176
>a autist who can't understand basic human emotion calls others autistic
You are like 9.7 on the autism scale holy shit.
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>>62516404
>sadistic rapists
Odd how those sadistic rapists put them in the will and gave them their last names......
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>that one pic of carnisore with the hole dudes lower torso in her mouth
>the light biting and little bit of blood
>the Tongue stroking him off
Perfection
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>>62515336
>mentions others to be midwits
>suggests dogs get claws so they can climb trees
>has never seen a dog try to climb stairs apparently
>doesn't suggest a brain upgrade
anon, you have dog brain yourself lol
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>>62518325
NTA but there is a strong inheritability basis for the 'tism
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https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/411112.Forests_of_the_Night

The Moreau series by S.A. Swann. It has a few weaknesses but the concepts are great. It's only three books IIRC, not terribly long ones either.
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>>62518081
Man that's what scares me the most about having a kid, they going from nice kids being happy for getting a puppy to letting the school system turn them Into attention seeking sluts that whore themselves out on the internet, I'm only having kids if get a farm out of town where they can actually grow to be good people
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>>62516404
>it's okay to hold people accountable for what their distant ancestors did hundreds of years ago, but not what "people" do today
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>>62515296
>2077
>yet another corporate war
>Arasaka promises me that if I sign up to be "augmented" I can keep the augments after my contract is up
>wake_the_fuck_up_samurai.mp4
>sign up
>mfw instead of getting turned into an Adam Smasher 2.0 I get turned into a trans furry cheetah to serve as "morale support" for the officer corps

It is what it is I guess
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>>62516404
the majority of American blacks have a white male ancestor from after the civil war.
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>>62518176
Bro. Take a break from 4chan and go do some cardio.
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>>62520623
>2077
>EOD
>blow up these corpo bot boys worth billions with bombs made from expired artillery shells
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Who needs fursuit mechs when you can just have irl furries?



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