how do i weaponize this?
>>62522627>Propylene glycolLay down a fat durian flavoured smokescreen from the vape and manoeuvre to flank
>>62522627Drink the whole bottle then your first fart will be legendary
>>62522627open it.
>>62522627cram
>>62522701it actually smells pretty good
>>62522627Wouldn't it smell like the juicy fruit flavor it's supposed to have, and not the fart smell that these supposedly have? Never had one, but we got them at the grocery store I was receiving manager for a time at. Not as bad as the time we found some weird topical caterpillars in a plantains box.
>>62522924>smells pretty goodthat would explain why thirdies never notice the stench where they live.
>>62523014its like juicyfruit, but with a stinky sort of garlicy smell that hits hard at first, but fades away almost entirely after a secit reminds me of how fish sauce smells terrible at first, then smells fine its not exactly like the actual fruit itself, since the fruit smells really good, but tastes like garbage
>>62522627>>62522924no fucking shit, retardflavor and smell are two different thingspeople eat it because it tastes good despite the bad smell
>>62523213but when i ate a durian is tasted bad & smelled good though?
surströmming should be dropped by drones to flush out people in trenches
>>62523316Literal warcrime.
>>62523072>its like juicyfruit, but with a stinky sort of garlicy smell that hits hard at first, but fades away almost entirely after a secIs it that fruit that can't decide if it wants to taste like nuts, onions, citrus or some other kind of fruit? If so, I can certainly understand why some people like it, it was a very interesting taste.>it reminds me of how fish sauce smells terrible at first, then smells fineNow this is just your sense of smell coping.
>>62522627Put it in the company coffee. Bonus points if you add it to the grounds when brewing a new pot.
>>62523704>Is it that fruit that can't decide if it wants to taste like nuts, onions, citrus or some other kind of fruit?not really, the oil just smells like a general fruity smell, if you've ever had jackfruit, its like that (jackfruit is related to durian), but with a sort of rotten garlic stink on top that 90% of which fades away the fruit itself smells the same as the oil, but with a lot less stink, and tastes only like the stink, and it has a squishy stringy texture that doesn't feel good to bite into >Now this is just your sense of smell coping.yeah? thats what becoming used to a smell isits not like burning plastic, where thats all you smell for hours, its a smell you get used to really, really quicklyit is still somewhat there, but its nothing close to what it is at first, you can easily ignore it don't know what the oil tastes like though, i'll try it later i guess, for now, in case it tastes bad i don't want to make that the only thing i tasteif you ever see durian popsicles, get them, they actually taste really goodhowever they did it, it tastes like the best part of a durian, without the bad part
>>62523224you are a freak i guesspeople say it taste sweet and smell like rotten onions (which smell like shit)
>>62526042it was probably just the varietytheres some durian that only smell & taste sweet, and others that are only badguess mine smelled sweet, tasted bad
>>62523316It tastes good though.
now that the indian shills are up in this hour, i wonder what they think of durian?
>>62522644Or even better, propylene glycol works great in those portable fog machines.
I'm Thai and I hate durian. Can't stand the smell.
Now I need a Durian and Surströmming mix sandwich
