Are swords still relevant ?
>>62532733isn't that the Tsar's Life Guards uniform
No.
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>>62532907>that fucking waddle
>>62532733>people walking by, barely reacting only when they personally might be affected Jesus
My cousin spent a semester in Pidorsburg on a student exchange. One day there lay a corpse on the steps in front of a building on her way to university, just with a thin blanket draped over it, and it was still there when she came back in the evening.That's what it's like in one of Russia's most modern and fancy cities.
>>62532940>>people walking by, barely reacting only when they personally might be affectedNot even that, they only react when they're right next to him. As if everything were normal until they cannot possibly avoid his swinging blade. Pretty nuts, I'd notice him from a mile away, probably call the cops, and go around him keeping a 5m distance.
Same energy.
>>62532907He unironically did nothing wrong. This is why I could never live in an apartment. You get zero privacy, and retarded women will call the cops on you for anything.
>>62532733hmph... only if you take the time to study the blade... as I have...
>>62532920low agility build, he only has himself to blame
>>62533218>porkourheh
>>62533191He charged a cop without so much as learning the deflect or cutting bullets skill, this was Darwin's awards at its finest
>>62533218this can't be good on the joints
>>62533218pretty good for a fat ass
>>62533218Kek this is in my hometown
>>62532733They make for a solid reason to shoot you
>>62533435Fucking cameraman chickened out just when it was getting good.
>>62532733Here's forty shillings on the drum
>>62532733For a moment, I thought this was some kind of Always Sunny bit.
>>62533191>he did nothing wrongyou wish to train your kata techniquesdo you:>a) use a bokken, shinai, or similar training sword>b) use sharpened $20 aliexpress katana made from only the finest potmetalyou realise you don't have a proper facilities at your own property to train atdo you:>a) find a secluded location where you cannot accidentally hit a passer-by, ideally a dojo, secluded location in nature or simply a wide open area like a park where you are not endangering others by your activities>b) swig it right on the sidewalkyou find yourself surrounded by policemen, alerted by your eccentric behaviourdo you>a) calmly follow the policeman's instructions, acknowledge that your behaviour could be interpreted as potentially threatening and wish them good evening as the matter is settled in orderly and mutually respectful fashion>b) run straight at the cop while brandishing a lethal weapon after implying you will attack them
>>62532733God it's like an Eric Andre skit but on nevsky prospect
>>62532733immediately thought of those guys in bloodborne who go AWAY AWAY!
>>62533864....where is his other hand
>>62532733>swordsAskhualy shaska is a knife.Big knife. By design, development and name.
>>62533204BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN
>>62532907>dex loadout, con build >con loadout, dex build
>>62533290>this can't be good on the jointsMove it or lose it.It's not sustainable though.
>>62533318me too, lets meet
>>62533435>guy manages to de-escalate the situation by standing still and everything was getting back in order >proceeds to reach his trunk to get the AR that makes no sense lol
>>62532907poor guy forgot to plant an orchard
>>62534161Insufficient land. Many such cases.
>>62533191Its a motel, he was dancing around the parking lot swinging a sword around and saying weird shit to people.The police weren't even explicitly going to arrest him for anything either, they were just checking in to make sure he wasn't dangerous and he tried to kill them
>>62533634Bastid.
>>62533889Swords and vodka don't go together
