If you could marry a firearm which one would it be? I would marry pic related.
hubba hubba
>>62543431Versatile, sorta several-in-one. But high maintenance.
I'm rock hard
>>62543471I'm willing to go the extra mile to please my lady - she's worth it :)
>>62543431Meet my sexy goth gf wife
She will give me the good SCCY
>>62543431i still seethe about this thing not becoming the SAW while the actual SAW program was a fucking farce. It did everything it needed to be, it was a marvel of engineering, a true flag bearer of American supremacy and ingenuity that GIs should have been carrying with them world wide.
>>62543847It really required too much maintenance and was too complex to be widely adopted. Perhaps a simplified more robust version could have been developed.
>>62544086That's the thing, they did those changes with the Stoner 86, then again the Stoner LMG. The thing has never really gone away and has evolved all along.
Thinly disguised /ak/ fetish thread
>>62543764Thanks doc
mizukage
>>62543701That's an Art Deco (Dec-Hoe?) wife, you tasteful fool.
This thread is too silly to participate in.
>>62544789Everything is so serious these days. Sometimes we need some silliness in our lives.
>>62543431It's OK to date a stoner but you shouldn't marry one.
I can't get hard for normal women anymore
>>62544092I agree a modernized Stoner 86 would be the cat's ass. Unfortunately the LAMG costs an arm and a leg -- I've heard figures of $30-$40K -- and cannot stand up to the guff of a regular light machine gun. IIRC the Marines tested it as a potential replacement for the Minimi and found the nice lightweight aluminum receiver began to stretch after a few thousand rounds. It's a boutique weapon for Spec Ops and the occasional SWAT team.
My SCAR-H I miss that bitch she made me feel safe in that fucking sandpit.
>>62543431The Lee-Enfield is my waifu. And I don't mean like in that gacha shit.
>>62543431She's beautiful, and I'll hear nothing to the contrary.
>>62543448Holy smokes batman, FPBP as usuall. Came here to post this cutie>>62543468How can one man desogn a gun so fucking based. Shiiieeeiiiit a rifle an lmg and a fucking bren in one package. Delicious
>>62543431I am not an ambitious man. I'm also five foot three, so I wouldn't really be given a choice anyways.>exceedingly plain>a bit overweight>versatile>enough for me>I am enough for her
Ever since i saw her i can't stop thinking about her
Winchester 1866 rifle.
>>62543431My wife... And when I finally met her it was just as good as I'd always dreamed.
>>62546217>baby poop skin tone
>>62545647I once dickslapped your wife
>>62545647You're a man of the people, anon.
She's not the prettiest, and might be a little crazy, but she's mine and loves having both holes filled.
Love her curves.>>62546634>>62544887Good taste frens
>>62545824I never thought about it before, but that fucker looks like an oversized Thompson. It's even got that overhang past the grip with that blocky receiver.
>>62546217Meme videogame gun
>>62545067You can probably reinforce a receiver with steel or just build with steel using lighter structures now, i dont see how it would be somehow heavier than the shit they're handing out now
