Brevious Bread :DDDDDD>>62717035THE ALL AMERICAN TRADWIFE EDITION!I'M GRILLING BURGERS BECAUSE I'M AN AMERICAN! USA USA USA USA USA USA!
>>62728309
^ Communist Jew.
>>62728309What makes old rifles so milfy?
>>62728344
>>62728309large women are submissive af
I love American rifles
>>62728405Same. At least anything other than S*G.
i like aug
>>62728507The AUG looks a little silly but I've always liked it (her) since I first saw it back when I played the og modern warfare series
>>62728309We need a GFL M1917 rifle that's not a reskin of Enfield. Need a best girl for best rifle
Post pregnant Springfield NOW to combat the yuri menace
Saw some images in the other thread so I did some figuring. Figure 25(+) pounds for the 75mm Panzergranate 39.Yukari has little (if any) issue handling them. Given that she is 5'2", that is unusual, and indicates that she is PRIME BREEDING STOCK for ripped shortstacks, well, you should appreciate her more.Besides. Who does not like a girl who is not put off by the smell of gear oil or recuperator oil?
>>62728569
>>62728569>yuriyuri coming right up!
>>62728344"Well I like sugar, and I like teaBut I don't like niggers...no siree!"
>>62728569>>62728586and a little bit more of "special relationship"
>>62728586>sample
guppies re-enacting the fall of Singapore
>>62728586yuri you say?
I REALLY like RPK-16!
>>62728309Can I have some AK-12 wallpapers?
I want to impregnate 416!
>>62728627YURI!
>>62728649
please don't post yuriit's a sin the Bible says so
>>62728655I hate the default hentai artstyle so much
Busy thread today
Dam I wish that this was me!
>>62728579Based. Post moms
>>62728661the Axis of Yuri rejects your superstition!
>>62728661>>62728702
I’m looking at yuri over I-95! How the hell did it get through?!
>>62728620I'd buy her a machine shop.Just to fix my utterly and wholly fucked up Karma
>>62728620I wanna give her a hug. I wanna help her drift her wheelchair. I want to show her love
>>62728569I meet you halfway with this, no spring>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=female_fertilization&z=5
>>62728756You sir, are a man of culture.
>you will never be a girl in a /k/ yuri animewhy even live?
>>62728347ai slop fuck off
>>62728787My brother is handicapped with Cerebral Palsy so it’s kinda personal when I see a cute girl who’s handicapped. I try to be a good brother
>>62728903Well Done, Sir.
in celebration of foxtits friday I will post fox Springfield.
Yuri?
>>62728921Please don’t speak like a plebbitor
Lesbians need dick correction
Stop posting this shit. The Bible is pretty clear on the issue.
>>62729006the bible only forbids male homosexuality, it doesnt mention female at all. Though, the bible is just jewish nonsense and you would have to have below room temperature iq to believe it in the current year haha
>>62728809I am demoralized.>>62728863But it's getting better.
lf you both talk about tank movies, the museums you've visited, and feelings on various countrie's designs. The evening ends with both of you watching a bootleg copy of "White Tiger" while drinking sake and beer from the vending machine near her apartment. You wake up, with the best plan ever, to make this girl wour wife.
>>62729028Cease your heresy and repent.
>>62729062no, now please face the wall
>>62729110Repent.https://youtu.be/YC6ok3hYjfg
>>62729035stop posting it until then
>>62729055A few weeks before a "certian" date you give her a call. "Hey Yukari. I know you like tanks and all, and I thought I'd offer a ride to a place called "Normandy" for some kind of festivities held on the Sixth of June. I hear it may even involve tanks. Can you take a week or three off?"(The sound of squealing has been omitted from this recording)"yeah, and on the way back there is this place called "Bovington" I thought we could stop at"(More squealing)You meet her at Yokota AFB, and board a C-130 headed to England. (Think old school Space-A)She is wearing baggy M1951 trousers, a decent reproduction of a WW2 tanker's jacket, and the smallest pair of tankers boots you have ever seen. You smile and hand her a pair of David-Clark muffs. "THESE THINGS ARE LOUD" She nods and puts the muffs on.She sits next to you . and reflexively you wrap your arm around her shoulders. She is small, but ridiculously well muscled. She falls asleep on the flight to Hawaii. You could not be happier.
>>62729110Hetero board faggot. Go back to /u/
>>62729055>>62729163Why can’t we all have this?
>>62729198/k/ has quite literally never been a hetero board
>>62729202because you post on an incel general on an incel website
>>62728532they are solid rifles, if not a little overpriced, will do what most people need
Girls in love make the best soldiers.
>>62729062Weren't you pretending there was nothing wrong with being gay just a day or two ago?
I remember when these threads use to actually have cool content and weren't just coomer bait the entire time.Truly tragic.
>>62729275>lamiaBUT THATS NOT A LAMIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62729284it's the char's name from epakim, she used to get posted here a lot back in the day.
>>62729275>complains about content>posts a literal tracing of garandcuck
>>62729275nothing left but catastrophic mommy issues and coomer bait :(
>>62729304Are you retarded?I'm talking about the coomer and yuri spam, like yah /ak/ used to be strike witches/upotte/gunslinger girls spam back in the 2010s range but at least it wasn't just coomer shit or doujin panels most of the time.>>62729306I bet half of these niggas don't even know what the notch is anymore, or hell even old zergy.
>>62729163After a night in a marginally luxurious room, she looks slightly confused as you drag her to Ft Derussy. Only to have her all but explode with delight when she realizes where she is. "OH a M15! And that is a M24 with Japanese plates!" The rest of the day goes as one would expect, til we have to go back to catch the next flight.
>>62729316men are obsolete, as are women over 30. Yuri is the future
>>62728356I view them as less milfy and more akin to being almost 30 and wanting children.
>>62729253Not really desu. They have weak bench press>>62729268Love the sinner, hate the sin. All of us are God's creations, God does not create by mistake or just for the sake of creation. If only they repent of their ways can they be redeemed.Matthew 12:31 says "And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven"
>>62729327The next flight is longer. You land at Yuma. But this, this is special. Poor Yukari s very jet lagged. But you pile her into a friends air conditioned CUCV for a run up to a very special place called Wikieup.
>>62729342She barely wakes at Wikieup, mostly because it's hot. She looks around and is almost terrified. You console her, "Arizona!" you shout as you wave around. "BIG GUNS!".She stops, then sobers a bit. You can almost see the gears in her head turning."Biggu Sand?" she says."Oh Yes" you say. "Biggu Sand". Easily the largest privately owned MG and artillery shoot in the world.The resultant smile makes the noonday sun seem dim.
>>62729337not a factor in my religion, sorry
>>62729329Without men there won’t be any more kids so humanity will become a race of hags
>>62729366Yukari is now taking in the desolate landscape. Nothing in Japan looks like the land she sees now but she sees why this place is special. You pass a rise, and ahead of you is not just one, but three tanks. A very worn M4A3, it's wooden applique covered in scars and it's paint faded. It leads a M18 Hellcat, and then a near perfect M60E3, as you all climb the last rise to the check-in. At check-in Yukari is stunned to see the firing line above and to her right. A full mile of people with everything from the smallest MG to 122MM howitzers. The last tank, the M60 growls up the hill and one of the organizers looks into the CUCV and both recognizes Yukari's escort, but issues full crew passes. With a smile from the knowing driver, the tan CUCV crawls up the hill and instead of turning right to the firing line and the mass of shooters, turns left. "This is where the people who keep this shoot going are" her escort says.
>>62729384meh you really only need one, with hypergamy and 60% of zoomer girls identifying as bi, you would have to be an idiot to not see that yuri is the future because its female nature
>>62729404Can you please keep these “muh human nature” theories out of /ak/? Of course zoomer women identify as bi, they’re mentally ill and have been constantly feed LGBBQ propaganda their whole lives. It’s the same reason tomboys are dying out
>>62729425good, liking tom boys means you are gay anyways
Will any /k/ anime or manga in the future have references to Paul?
>>62729110God I love yuri so much. Keep posting and ignore the election tourist retards.
>>62729399Four large tents await , military surplus GP smalls, with surplus aircon units whistling .But what calls Yukari is the M4A3 parked nearby, It's Ford GAA grumbling gently at idle. With her escort trailing she cautiously approaches, as an elderly man unlimbers himself from the tank. "Well, hello maam" he says. Yukari stops. "Um, she's not the best with english" her escort says. "Oh! I see" then in almost perfect Tohouko dialect says "Osoraku kono sensha o gozonjideshou". Yukari nods. She looks up at you. "This is a very special tank." she says. "Do you think he would let me touch it? ".From the commanders hatch she hears. "Hun, if you like it that much, you can be part of the crew for the shoot!". Yukari was almost overwhelmed with joy. While she'd had the chance to "shoot" WW2 armor, those were replicas. This, was a real, WW2 era M4 Sherman. With a live gun. No carbon shielding or controlled shots. It was a piece of history. And she was being allowd to not just touch it, but be a part of it's crew. She almost passed out but was caught by her escort. "Whow long day! yeah, lets get you to bed , then you can play with the Sherman and the other stuff. We have two weeks before Normandy!2gwsr
When will se/k/ret santa start?
>>62729461Please keep writing more in the future
LBE plus M-16 will always be kino
>>62729377>not a factor in my religion, sorryYour blasphemy shall not go unanswered.
>>62729451Will do. Keeping it /ak/.
>>62729497Thanks, kind of tired, but will try and finish this one. Yukari is kind of my spirit animal. She loves tanks, because they are tanks.
>>62729527Cease.
Stay away from dorks
>>62729537Smooch. Dolls Frontline is a yuri gatcha anyways.
>>62729518That's the spirit.
>>62729495November usually. Big boss was absent last year though.
>>62729558Cease!
>>62728574So she’s a Muscle Muffin?
>>62729577Heheh throat penis
>>62729506the good religion was here before yours, and will be here after.
I said stop posting yuri
>>62728309>>62722517>>62724056>>62724240Resist, Artists and Artists Bros! Fight the power! Fight A.I., glory to Human Artists!
>>62729608>I am yet to hear a convincing moral argument against AI art.Change my mind
Early the next morning found Yukari fidgeting with the campfire. "Robo offered to deal with the cooking" you offer.,"No I want to offer too" she says. She is making traditional Japanese omlettes, but trying to do it with a cast iron pan. And making a damn fine effort. You've lived in Japan long enough to know what she's doing, and she is managing to whip up traditional Japanese omelettes in a western pan, using a fork and a spatula. Your admiration for this tiny girl just went up another full notch. She manages to flip another fluffy roll onto a plate holding at least six if not more of the wonderful eggy concoctions. As she looks up at you with a huge grin you both almost duck as a near deafening drone passes over. Looking up you see a perfectly restored first gen AH1G rolling into a hover, it's nose pointing at the mountainside to your left, as it's twin miniguns open up on a group of 100 gallon LP tanks 1000 meters downrange from you. Yukari is cowering behind the gas range, as you look at the tightly grouped spattering of shots on the targets. "Damn, guess they found another Cobra gunner in the crowd. That guy got his moneys worth!".Yukari looked at you, still stunned."Oh, that guy takes people for a ride, and if they have the money, they get a "Vietnam ride". With live ammo. Only this time he got someone who's done this before. Yukari looked a bit stunned but then smiled. So, that was meant for the targets? "yep. And damn fine shooting"
>>62729608ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWA
>>62729579Well, find a cylinder that's 25 pounds and just rewatch some of the scenes. Then do what she does. Even for an (assumedly) athletic teenage girl she is pretty damn strong.
>>62729648But is she strong enough to lift my spirits?
>>62729619>>62729639But! Think of the poor starving artists! Their art and content will get stolen by shitposters using AI to generate porn of anime-looking characters having sex in their art style. Or using AI to generate images said concerned artist's characters or OCs doing whacky meme poses!Clearly to combat AI art, we need brand new Federal Government legislature and laws and more copyright laws to protect artists from AI!
>>62729599Wrong. Faith is eternal.
>>62729677>homelessI've seen homeless womenI've seen homeless girlsthey don't look like this
>>62729680>femalesI've seen womenI've seen girlsthey don't look like this
>>62727417Both major endings. On day 4 with no deaths so far.
>>62729636After brekkie, you walk with her down the extensive firing line. While her interests are mainly in armor, she is no slouch when it comes to small arms, eagerly pointing out rarities like a Westinger Schnellfeur, or a Hotchkiss revolving cannon. But what really grabs her is down toward the end of the line. A perfectly restored PaK 40. She stops and almost looks at it reverently. You, instead walk to it's owner and shake hands. She does not fail to notice this. In blurted Japanese she says "YOU KNOW THE MAN WHO OWNS THIS WHYDID NOT YOU SAY I MUST LOOK AT THIS OH IT IS PERFECTTHISACTUALLY WORKS!". all while basicaly flutting between you and the gun like a butterfly on methamphetamines. Um, yeah, I know this gun. Want to shoot it?She immediately is in a full on seiza saying something about "how it would honor her as to be yet born grandchildren" if you could allow her to fire this (admittedly superb) bit of teutonic hardware.
>>62729663THAT, is up to you.
>>62729639I can't sing opera goddammit
>>62729677That booty scares me
>>62729729Looking at the owner of the Pak, you shrug. He laughs, and points at a shockingly large pile of already fixed munitions for the rifle. You nudge Yukari, and point at the pile. "The owner says "Fuerfrei". again. that smile. You need a welding mask this time. She runs to the pile as you are trying to tell her the loading instructions, (she's ignoring you) grabs a shell as if it's nothing with one hand, and runs back to the gun, ramming it home with her fist. She then hops behind the sight, and with frightening speed trains the piece on a 2X2 chunk of steel at well over 2000 yards before cranking off the round. The observers are stunned. They just witnessed this tiny girl one hand sprint a 15 pound shell, slam it home and dead center shoot a target, all within a few seconds. Yukari is just looking up at you, with the happiest face you have ever seen.
>>62728589"Some niggers never die, they just smell that way!"
imma sit this thread out. you guys have fun
>>62729795She is a bit taken back by the applause, til she looks over and sees a flatbed trailer with a tarped form. she seems to ignore everything as she looks at what is obviously a tank, on the trailer. As the layers come off , one can hear a sound. A near supersonic squeal, as Yukari recognizes what is about to be unloaded. One of the very very few if not the only Polish 7TP tanks in existence. And this one, is wholly functional. She turns to you, and gives you a quick and painful hug, before rushing to help unload what is easily her favorite tank.
>>62728964I swear Japanese people don't know what kissing is. Look at any depiction of it, live action or animated, and you'll see how uncanny it is. It's either chewing on each others' mouths or having a pure tongue-wrestling fight. No real kissing ever happens.
AMERICAFUCK YEAH
>>62728309This artists style is so ugly
>>62729873You mean aside from the displaced fingers, the straps that hold nothing, the pouches clipped onto solid fabric, the fucked up flags, the misaligned eyes, the varying sizes of people/tanks in the background, the shading from every angle, the lack of any depth, and the fact that every AI generator uses the styles of real artists secondhand to make objectively worse images?Not much. Just an opinion.
>>62729873You've been spamming it in every other thread today
>>62729861you know who he is say his name. Its not like saying his name is a magic power spell you autist
>>62729873It looks retarded. The longer you look the worse it gets>fucked up flags >nonsense LBE>slenderman faces>tank are all different sizes>trees turning into people>people turning into trees>rifle details aren't rightIts distracting and its not even fappable. Generating fake women is weird. Its boomer or Indian behavior
Total Poolack Death
>>62729873what everyone else saidalso what is cool about AI is if you run locally or put even the smallest amount of effort into it, you can fix many of the typical AI errors and actually make something pretty coolyou can take actual images and turn them into art of various flavors while editing many details, but again, this takes effort90% of AI slop is low effort trash using shitty software/models and prompts, its bare minimum zoomer tier effort when making AI art is already so low effort. it is another level of embarrassing to be posting this slop
>>62729949you can kys too
>>62729873While you can get high end stuff out of it, it often is just bad art with many basic errors. Yeah there's also the ethical question of sourcing the art and all that (No AI art isn't stealing your job artists, at best a quarter of those people were actually going to commission you. Nobody was going to commission art of their lvl 1 dnd character.)
Thread needs more Tactical Skirts and Guns.
based skirt poster
>>62730503Skirts just make everything better.
Wtf is happening in this thread?
>>62729275god I wish she would blow my brains out
Does anyone have the pic of the girl wearing a yugo uniform carrying an M53?>>62730528none of ur business FROG
Comfy SMERSH
Why is she so smug?
>>62730808>none of ur business FROGFrogs are cute and taste good, I don't take that as an insult
>>62731023Belts are just so much more aesthetic...
>>62730808https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3166120
babe you need to WAKE THE FUCK UPa new Reol song just droppedhttps://youtu.be/h9r8cT25_3U
>>62730443>Tactical Skirts
>>62730443jill x chris cannon when?
>>62731095
>>62728699
>>62731559must kiss here
I HATE GIRLS FRONTLINE >I HATE GIRLS FRONTLINE I HATE GIRLS FRONTLINE >I HATE GIRLS FRONTLINE I HATE GIRLS FRONTLINE >I HATE GIRLS FRONTLINE I HATE GIRLS FRONTLINE >I HATE GIRLS FRONTLINE I HATE GIRLS FRONTLINE >I HATE GIRLS FRONTLINE I HATE GIRLS FRONTLINE >I HATE GIRLS FRONTLINE
Would your favorite rifle (of the ones you actually own) make a cute anime girl? What rifle and what would she look like?
>>62731032Because she has a sexy tummy
>>62731565Based vagina bone enjoyer
>>62731579My affection for GFL’s Springfield is solely because her appealing character design and association with my favorite rifle.
>>62731559Such a tiny shaker cup, she’s such a dork
>>62731559Need gorilla wife
>>62731573based. fuck chinkslop gacha gamesits for niggercattle. its everything awful about vidya
Do Georgian girls make good girlfriends/wives?
>>62731637appearance-wise they are both beautifull and repulsive. and all georgian women i've met were at least cordial
>>62731637All I know of Georgia is the architecture (European) or Peaches (American)
>>62731637she's flat
>>62731637who is that other girl?
>>62731637Georgian girls are great!>Forklift certified.>Hunters.>Fishers.>Cook a delicious southern homecooked meal.Get a wife from Georgia!
>>62731686let's see at atlanta's etnic composition
>>62731678Ailin, a Kazakh-Ukrainian soldier working for the Ukranian Directorate of Intelligence
>>62731637I have heard their alphabet looks like elvish while their language sounds like blackspeak
>>62731655>they are both beautifull and repulsiveHow's that possible?
>>62731655>both beautifull and repulsivehow so? explain
>>62731677Liar
>>62731714>>62731716caucasian noses, thick eyebrows, and jet black hair. mostly boils down to them looking beautifull, but at the same time alien and dangerous
>>62731095>>62731538https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx9ULt6cdASbnuT4uVD6pSqK00rFsSSkxq?si=IiBBTlJwufXHgDjn
>>62731726France is ripe for invasion.
>>62731725Stumbled upon thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDK9KOfknTwI see what you mean. Repulsive is a strong word tho, they're conventionally beautiful even for foreigners not used to their phenotype
>>62731740They all look like Stalin
>>62731726>>62731734Bongs colonized the World because they were desperate to escape their climate, their food and their womenIn France, it was the opposite
>>62731749Even better
>>62731740Need to impregnate
>>62731703Where can I find more of her?
>>62731686Imagine sniffing the seat
>>62731686Which US state has the most beautiful women on average?
>>62731812Yes, I know, it's AI, I haven't found better yetI'd love for someone talented to draw female allegories of US states
>>62730528Holy moly, what kind of riot over food in the BC Freedom cafeteria has Oshida geared up like that?
>>62731812Probably Minnesota t. Norwegian
>>62731695We don't talk about Atlanta.
>>62731801https://marichka.fandom.com/wiki/AilinThere's a whole extended universe
>>62731823Wdym? This is your usual French riot gear, barely enough to face 4 your weekly Parisian riot pour être honnête
skirts?
>>62732263preferably ankle length
>>62732271based modesty enjoyer
>>62732271no
>>62732271say it with meTOTALPRUDEDEATH
>>62732571Based Oni poster
>>62732271>>62732315>>62732571I think both are cute, I wish women used skirts more often in general
>>62732263>>62732315based ZR enjoyers (btw what are the tactical advantages of your elf waifu wearing mini skirt and a garter belt?)
>>62732636
Prudishness should be appreciated for making lewdness even lewder.It's like light and darkness in visual arts: contrasting them against one another enhances the impact of both.
Let the TactiSkirts continue.
>enough of your bullshit, weeb
>>62732315Aesthetic as fuck
>>62732890>TactiSkirtsMeet your student council
>>62733000But I'm not a teenager anymore. Where are my City Council members?
>>62733084At your town hall
>>62733091Time to take part "in her local council" if you know what I mean.
>>62733045
>>62733232Got a better quality version here if it interests
/ak/ gym class
>>62733266Next thread idea? Fit girl edition?
>>62733261Thanks anon!
>>62733302We already had one 2 or 3 threads ago iircWW2 maybe? Even though we recently had a vintage/WW1 thread too
>>62733368Maybe conquistador or colonization edition?
>>62731245You're a real one, anon.
>>62733117god I love Polilla's style and the way he does colors
>>62733261>Hooligan from the countryside>scratching her cooch in publicgod I want her to bully me
>>62733368what about some retro 80-90s?
>>62733752>the second reloadhot
I wonder what the next thread's theme will be, hopefully nothing faggoty
>>62733767NCR trooper with big boobies and a bigger heart NOW
>>62733767Something really isn't right about the right one's eye
>>62733781Hot yuri action.
>>62733474What the fuck? Is that an actual drawing by Baalbuddy? An actual drawing by Baalbuddy that is not disrespectful and filled to the brim with "ironic" and "self deprecating" and "shitposting" humor!?Yeah, I can at the very least understand why Baalbuddy who was once admired and liked by 4chan, eventually became despised and hated as a normie fag.
>>62733849>yuriUnderneath its delectable surface is actually something quite sinister
>>62733897Childhood is thinking lesbians are hot, adulthood is realizing that real lesbians are 90% fat/ugly women and 10% attractive psychos
>>62734017>fat/ugly women>attractive psychosThrow some troons in mix to sum up /u/
>>62729619Literal embodiment of slave morality in which the weak-willed seethe over the abilities of the noble and aristocratic artist and attempts to "democratize" his craft, only to create a horrid, artless monstrosity with no worth to it.Nietzsche was a retarded faggot in many respects, but he had these types down to a t.
>>62729434You type like a shitskin
>>62731537Chris is too busy chasing down Leon to force him to impregnate Claire. The Redfield bloodline must continue.
>>62729680This, I knew a girl who was homeless. She was also an actual methhead, autistic, a single mom (no custody over kids), and I think she had BPD too. She cleaned up last I heard but I'm no longer involved in her life after the bullshit she put me through.Anyway she was like 5'4", kinda fat but not a hamplanet, honestly fairly attractive but not really my type. Anyway that's women our age, it will only get worse.
NEW THREAD>>62734441ANON ASKED REALLY NICELY SO I GOT AROUND TO IT>>62734441FRESH BAKED>>62734441
>>62731725I think I remember you from a few months back. Dunno if I told you this before the thread died but I think either your "threat detector" is too sensitive or I'm just way too horny for my own good. My racism gland only activates around men of other races, I see all single women as potential mates (wedding ring or other signs of being taken are an instant turn-off, fuck NTR fags).
>>62733897>>62734017Couldn't give a flying fuck about the real thing. I like 2D yuri and no filthy 3DPD dykes or schizoid /pol/tards will ever change that.
I think the hammer's actually coming down this time for my attempt at a FPBP. In case it does: GG everybody>>62734490>shan't read between the linesOK, anon
>>62734529Read between this!*bisects dick*
>>627345352gnarly
