>BANG BANG>CRASHOh shit someone just broke into your house. What song do you yell to Alexa to play while you shred the basketball American?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbjFZxdCDU0
>>62874442Throw in some crying babies as well.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-G3aJ41XIg4
Miserere mei, Deushttps://youtu.be/H3v9unphfi0
>>62874421Jabba's Palace Song (Special Edition Version) - 1 Hour Loop
>>62874421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvEC00eLkns
>>62874637>deploys the home defense rancor
>>62874694>deploys the home defense bantha
>>62874421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnS327n3NMQAnd then I blast him with the trench gun
>>62874421Heaven smiles on youhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VQFU40MgNOs
Free bird by lynyrd skynyrd, and another track in the background of an eagle screeching
I'll just have the usualhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G_u8kFqd5dQ&list=PLvsYXqtYjMYcW-Osp7MdohCDKOxQKINNx&index=3&pp=iAQB8AUB
>>62874421https://youtu.be/wu5v5u6m90c?si=TceRAN9-6jfb00GH
>>62874421>having an AlexaI hope you at least whisper racial slurs to it before bed. She's always listening.Anyways the music I'll be hearing will probably be this simply because it's been playing on loop in my head for at least a week now. Probably the best song I've had get stuck in my head in over a decade. Nice to not hate the background soundtrack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7gm_r8hXoUIn my area it'd be a mexican or meth head. Actually had a guy knock on the door a year or two ago who was undoubtedly checking to see if anyone was here. Looked like the most stereotypical beaner gangbanger you can imagine (pic related but with more ink). Opened the door having been obviously working out wearing a punisher shirt with my combat boots on the rack neck to the door. I really don't think he was expecting that and made up a shaky excuse on the spot. Probably also didn't help that due to extreme tism I talk to people I don't know in a well honed customer service tone.
>>62874421Erika, cycle the kar98 bolt in time with the music.
>>62874421boomer usa as i run down the stairs with a shotgun full of 3 inch 12g slugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkg7dp1QY9kI have also programmed my RGB lightbulbs to flash accordingly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM
>Blood's in the water and we're the sharkshttps://youtu.be/kDk-PsEAWrI
>>62874421WE'VE GOT HOSTILES!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjeCDbcYQt0
>>62874735>deploys the home defense Luuuke>https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuuke_Skywalker
>>62874421https://youtu.be/IslF_EyhMzg?feature=shared
>>62874993>even cholos have reddit finger now
>>62875870Probably learned that during their service in the United Stated Mexican Club.Semper fi homes
>>62874421https://youtu.be/GGGO9nPO0Po?feature=shared
>>62875870Calling it reddit finger is the gayest fucking shit.
Fallout doesn't look so stupid now, does it?
>>62875870Imagine being such a contrarian that you think your cool for taking basic safety precautions.
>>62874421>BANG BANG>CRASH>BANG BANG>CRASH>BANG BANG>CRASHWE WILLWE WILLROCK YOU
>>62874421 DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU!
>>62875870>NowThat picture is over a decade old
>>62874421Why is Larry Bird breaking into houses?
>>62876946For the thrill that 2-pointers can no longer provide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljS1-HwP-N0
>>62874421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR2eylNc_4Y
>Five and Six! Clear the hole!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbsqOMiF6Ec
>>62874421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDQj7j-xogM
>>62874421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbokV76tkU
>>62874421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7awnRAdbPk
>>62874421Scythelord - "Flail of God"
>>62874421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoWCB8AUiP4
>>62876252Looks like a PPD-40.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoQADJnGr4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBgEirKxq8&t=2s&pp=2AECkAIB
>>62874421>Alexa, disable all house lights and play a loud heartbeat that slowly increases in tempo.
>>62878452https://youtu.be/BjxbYj1CcyY
https://youtu.be/u_4xQ20tM5gSonny Terry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cceCw_1pVK8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl92wiSMHXk&list=PLuND4TCJboR5PINF6jt6MjJ_WplsLU3yP&index=5
Bloodrock - D.O.A.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzY5i8zHWdwSupposedly used to scare/distract Vietcong in the 'nam.
>My eyes fly open as I hear the forced entry>I reach under my bed, pull out the lighter and pre-mixed napalm can I've had prepared under there for years>Dip my hands in and slather it all over myself>"ALEXA, READY">Light up as I kick open the door>Crime scene investigators and clean up crew will be baffled and scarred for the rest of their liveshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRmwFBK0cyk
