Aliens are real, it's official.First question is, what guns do i need to fucking kill them?
>>62878013
Extraordinary claim, may I see extraordinary evidence?
>>62878013It's not about the gun, it's about the ammunition. Whatever you get it needs to be able to cycle osmium rounds.
>>62878013muh dick
>>62878042https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/11/13/congress-ufo-uap-hearing-2023/76249252007/
>>62878145It's just project NEMISIS fucking with sensors and pilots seeing what they want to see
>Meanwhile in 1947 /k/Aliens are real, it's official.First question is, what guns do i need to fucking kill them?
>>62878013>kill something with technology that baffles our top physicists Nah. Pray those things, whatever they are, aren't violently malevolent.
>>62878175Aliens at Roswell? Hot Diggity Dog! My buddy's a blip-watcher at Whitesands, he works frequently with the 509th out of Roswell. Those little green knuckleheads got a merve going to Roswell, that's where they keep the Atom Bombs, what a gas! I bet a nickle they beat feet back to Mars or Venus in a jiffy when hit'm with an A-bomb. If there are any left after that, its nothing my trusty M1 rifle can't handle
>>62878175Why is the Royal Australian Air Force doing alien capture missions in New Mexico?
>>62878013>Aliens are real, it's official.SOurce?
The thing I fucking despise about this UFO nonsense is the immediate assumption that they are extraterrestrial. It's completely baseless, and shows how lost most people are.They may as well be secret subterranean Agarthan tech (they are).>>62878488It's not the Australian Air Force.
>>62878013It isn’t aliens, it’s probably something to do with secret programs that nobody is aware of, hysteria, schizophrenia, or a mixture of those 3.
>>62878013I really, really want to habeeb, but nothing ever actually happens in this gay earth.
>>62878042Here are the documents submitted to the House:https://mace.house.gov/sites/evo-subsites/mace.house.gov/files/evo-media-document/Cannon%20212_20241113_154539.pdfhttps://oversight.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/Written-Testimony-Shellenberger.pdfThe tl;dr is that the people who submitted these statements believe that there's an unacknowledged SAP called Immaculate Constellation which is used to control a bunch of other SAPs related to UAPs, RVs, and NHIs, which violates federal law because it is controlled by the Executive Branch and operated by SECDEF without its existence being disclosed to the Gang of Eight (or some shit like that idk what the exact law is for this stuff). The statements allege that there are dozens of videos of UAPs on classified networks. The catch is that these statements do not include any evidence themselves, as they contend all such evidence is currently classified, so non-cleared personnel basically just have to take them at their word.
>>62878488You know how weird Australian wildlife is? Let's just say that the missing links down under are missing for different reasons.
>>62878512>It's not the Australian Air Force.Why wouldn't they be? Just ask them to drop the cunts and job done, go home on the chopper
>>62878013The only way to be sure.
>>62878370>Nah. Pray those things, whatever they are, aren't violently malevolent>A cowboy in 1860 could deal with a modern tank using a horse and dinamite>Some tribals could sneak up on someone using thermals thanks to mud and use a stone on their head.Well
>>62878094I'm kind of worried that might actually be the case. What if space aids but they're really sexy cunts?
>>62878094Agree, let the ayys know that this is our land and anyone trying to fuck with us will be fucked by us (in the ass).
>>62878822Try a medieval army vs ah-64 with supply base in fortified city.
>>62878600>somebody made a statementThat is not extraordinary evidence.
>>62879094Where there is a deus vult, there is a way
>>62878600We know for a fact that UAP/UFO videos are on DoD networks, since the last time they had hearings they released previously unseen footage from those networks. It's a given that there is more hidden footage.
>>62878018>it's that dream again>I pull the trigger but there's no kaboom. >There's no earth shattering kaboom
>>62879094>medieval army vs ah-64 with supply base in fortified city.Am i allowed to poison their water supply or use black plague and send it in like the mongols did?
>>62879837KEK
>>62878539part of the released material is that there are reports of these "crafts" going back to before the 1940s from various military sources, with features such as being capable of breaching the sound barrier. We didnt break the sound barrier until 1947. If this is the case these vehicles are likely not from us.
>>62879828makes you wonder how much of that material is actually concerning to the top brass. They really wouldnt want to show footage of their best fighter jets or tech being swatted away like bugs but a higher intelligence.
>>62878013What we should really be doing is showing those alien bastards who's fucking terf they're on..45 ACP to their dome should send a clear message.I FUCKING HATE SPLIT LIPS AND GREYS.IM TIRED OF THESE FUCKING ALIENS COMING IN AN ANAL PROBING US.GET OFF MY FUCKING PLANET
>>62878600So it's just people in the DoD mad that they're not read into the cutting edge SAPs because said cutting edge SAPs are paranoid about who gets allowed in? Who woulda thunk it?
>>62878013Since OP is too lazy, here's the actual video of the thing.maybe a cruise missile?
>>62882636Holy mother of god
>>62881930There was a wave of UFO sightings in the 1890s with all the things we associate with it like forced abductions of bystanders and strange occupants who seemed not-of-this-Earth. The thing is the UFOs looked like a lot like how you'd expect a person in the 1890s to describe a 'flying machine'.
>>62882688Turns out people whose expectations of what a futuristic aircraft would look like was shaped by Jules Verne reported objects that looked like they came out of a Jules Verne story. And the people whose expectations of what a futuristic aircraft would look like was shaped by 1930s pulp science fiction magazines reported objects that look like they came off the cover a 1930s pulp science fiction magazine.
>>62878013P90
>>62882697And what do you know, the F-117 gets publicly revealed in 1990 and for the next decade UFOs are mysterious black triangles.
>>62878013Deagle in .50 AE (alien exterminatior)
>>62881930ur a nut and the only one calling them extraterrestrial tho ur even craft, Occams razor says they are vert much terrestrial military missiles, drones spy balloons aircraft and mirages
You will be unable to hurt them in any way.
>>62882873Heh, my 30-06 would like to have a word with you, kid.
>>62882938How will you fire when the entropy in the chamber of your rifle is selectively suspended?
>>62882814>turns nukes on and off>it's a drone broplease stop
>>62878013wouldnt it be funny if aliens are real but they dont have nearly as much combat knowledge as humans and are weak and frail so sure they might have advanced means of propulsion and can fly around at insane speeds but they are scared that everybody has access to magic metal death sticks that can kill you before you blink and that might be why they have avoided us for so many years idk would be funny
>>62878013If I seriously had to face an unknown hostile alien I'd want a semi-auto 12 gauge with alternating 00 and slugs. It'd have a better chance at overpowering armor and doing more damage.
>>62878145>>62878600WOAH it's nothing.
>>62878013>/x/ schizos need to be killed, it's officialFirst question is, what guns do I need to fucking kill them?
Bolter + ChainswordKill all xenos
>>62878145>>62878600Man this is fucking retarded.
>>62882688Also around that time, farmers would also meet pilots of weird flying machines that weren't hot air balloons or air planes. When asked what they were, the pilots (humans) would explain that they're flying a new technology and a company from NY would be officially revealing it soon.
>>62878013You cannot kill them in a way that matters.
>>62883375If you give an /x/ schizo a gun, normally they'll kill themselves.
>>62883595
>>62882727>>62883756So what are the chances that these "ufo's" are government black projects? Are they showing off advanced technology for future use?
>>62878600Do you know what tl;dr means??
>>62878145They want to gut the EPA but apparently this clown show isn’t a waste of resources. I don’t recognize this country anymore.
>>62878013two right arms
>>62882727>>62885850black triangle ufos are a government survellience aircraft of some sort known (probably not officially) as the tr-3b, no idea what the name comes from but it returns google results.supposedly is has some sort of exotic propulsion system, is almost completely silent and can hover. Black triangle with red "lights" that are some sort of engine system on the bottom.two of my immediate family members claims to have seen it while driving by a shut down SAC base we live near. they didnt see it moving fast one said it was still and the other said it roughly paced their car for a little bit then left. Not aliens just glowniggers doing glownigger shit.
>>62881930Or more likely, people just made some bullshit up.
>>62885850Extremely high. If zapperanon is around and hasn't been kidnapped for emailing the relevant researchers he could probably explain some of the principles behind these craft.
Try net gun
>>62878013>He still thinks the UFOs are Alien NGMI
>>62878560A fellow Habeeber in fuckin’ 2024You. I like you.
>>62878013Aliens came from Mars 1 Billion years ago.Mars Aliens (very human like) died out. They produced AI that live deep in the ocean.The AI made Modern Humans.The UFOs are Time Machines, They travel around Space for an hour and comeback to Earth and 100s of years have passed. Humans + UFO + AI made the Grey "Aliens".Humans made by AI left earth a long time ago, come back to visit, the Greys are their wardens.
>>62885288How did you get this pic of me?
>>62885917Would you rather read 200+ pages of shit or a couple sentences?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg2IooEFTp8>/thread
>>62878013>what guns do i need to fucking kill them?My dick
>>62882873Yeah? Well I think they're FUCKING GAY! Their faces are so ugly they make mirrors break and eyes sizzle and burn by a mere glance. Their own mothers openly wish their attempts to abort them had succeeded. Those fucking FAGGOTS are lower than the gayest blackest doubleniggers from the outerest space. Luckily, they're all clones, otherwise they're never lose their virginity. Buncha gaywads.
>>62878013>Aliens are real, it's official.Aliens do not exist and they never have. Congrats on being one of the dumbest, knuckle-dragging lowest common denominators that Uncle Sam's distract-o-matic tactics still work on. The government has been proven to be total liars on every subject imaginable, but you're going to take their word on something like this? Your world is being stolen from you and all you can do is stand here soi-gaping at the night sky, waiting for ET to come down and tickle your rectum with his glowing finger. You're an embarrassment to mankind.>what guns do i need to fucking kill them? .38 wadcutter.
>>62878822yes, that will work once. Then the ayys would adapt their tactics.
All this alien talk a few years after COVID. It's obvious they're manufacturing consent for another massive lockdown and control except under the guise of an alien threat.
>>6287801399% is just the US Air Force showing off how far ahead of the rest they are
