when did you realize humanity doesn't stand a chance? alien invasion will put us back into caves/underground or straight up wipe us out. UAP's are doing reconnaissance as we speak, how would you even fight them? they switch direction at an instant with lightspeed and go underwater from the air back to orbit with no problem, reverse engineering is beyond us and even just being in the vicinity of them apparently gives soldiers PTSD and insomnia.
/x/ needs to fuck off and stop spamming.
>>62885374Just play it cool and ignore them. Pray that they aren't hostile.If the ayyys really are as advanced as they seem we have no realistic means of fighting them.If they really are here and observing us, then they're studying us the same way a human studies and ant colony.If they're capable of ignoring the laws of physics as we know them, then they're so advanced that they're practically gods compared to us.Seems like a bad idea to pick a fight with them if they're so benign as to be content to just observe us.
>>62885374Fake psyop to force the disclosure of black projects.
>>62885374Accept the probe, schizo
If they wanna fuck with us they will fuck with us. That they have not fucked with us suggests they do not want to fuck with us.I hate comparisons to colonization because of how ridiculous they are (Xyqglorps from alpha centauri will behave like conquistadors? Okay lmao) but if we ran with that logic when the conquistadors arrived to the new world they didn't putz around for decades and barely even dip their toes in the water. They showed up and kicked shit literally the very year they arrived. Their UAPs can outmaneuver us, there's the old stories that they may have been able to shut down ICBMs. So what, they're waiting for the motherships to drop down alien troopers to occupy us instead of just using their impossibly advanced drones to do so beforehand?We are the equivalent of Sentinelese islanders and they are the Saars and every other country going "We have nothing to fear from these primitives, we are just going to keep an eye on them for curiosity's sake, maybe to also protect them from themselves".Frankly I buy the idea that they stopped us from having a nuclear war given the rumors regarding what our UFOs did to Soviet/US ICBMs in the past.
>>62885392but you can't know whether their observation isn't some kind of preparation for a massive overnight conquest in the future, apparently they're becoming more numerous and thats why they are slowly disclosing it because its becoming impossible to hide.>>62885410then why did they let us drop the bombs in japan?
>>62885374A civilization capable of FTL propulsion? Wanting to bother with some blueberry planet? Lol no. They can literally go anywhere else for whatever they need instead of dealing with a bunch of whatever the fuck is on that planet.
>>62885421Japan didnt have nukes to respond with
an entirely new form of warfare needs to be created
>>62885421>then why did they let us drop the bombs in japan?It was a brand new technology that was kept very close to the chest, so perhaps they didn't know we were at that stage yet and the bombings alerted them. Like an anthropologist stumbling across some apes barely managing to light a fire in the jungle and going 'aw shit, this is going to be a problem.'>>62885374If my animes are right, with a plucky teenage boy and the power of music.
>>62885443No other sapient could possible match humanity in the fields of gooning and cooming.We need to pioneer the field of sexual warfare to literally fuck the filthy xenos into submission.
>>62885468Agreed
>>62885431And if they can travel between the stars at all, they either know some things about physics that we do not, or are capable of controlling extinction event -tier amounts of kinetic energy. Possibly both.Either of those things is probably bad for us.
>>62885431>>62885480they were probably always here
>>62885374if there's actual real aliens in the solar system who came from another solar system we're done. negotiate and surrender.
>>62885468What if the answer to the Fermi paradox is that all the ayylmaos have developed super AI and are too busy gooning to pick up the phone?
>>62885495Many such cases. Incel ayylmaos develop cheap and widely available hyper-advanced AI-powered sex bots and in turn drive themselves extinct in a handful of generations.The visitors we're seeing now are just the progeny of the sex bots, not biological life forms.
>>62885468they actually came here to invite us to their federation once we discovered nuclear power and space flight, but paused once they realized the danger of BIG HUMAN COCK
>>62885468>Be aliens>Plan invasion of Earth>Send scout force.>Abduct locals>Perform medical experiments on them>Discover that 15% of them don't mind being anally probed.>Cancel invasion.
>>62885588hekk
>>62885588>be ayyy representative of intergalactic empire>find primitive planet called "soil" by the locals>abduct primitives for conquest suitability evaluation>primitives are exceptionally physically robust and strong, they are well suited to manual labor>initial tests seem promising>advance to next degree of evaluation>~50% of test subjects violently resist evaluation>~30% of test subjects attempt to seduce and copulate with evaluation technicians>~20% of test subjects try to forcibly copulate with evaluation technicians>send in genetically engineered abominable beasts to subdue test subjects>~10% of test subjects still attempt to copulate with beasts, often by force and with a high success rate>cancel all further testing>send message to imperial command that we've found the ancient prophesied planet of demons and advise that the whole sector should be blacklisted and quarantined>commit ritualistic an-hero by deliberately crashing ship into nearest star while reciting dirge to the ancient gods
>>62885374if there was an alien invasion russia's government would probably work with them against every other nation
>>62885588>>62885678Combine didnt suppress human reproduction to keep the human population down, it was to prevent the humans from fuck all the cyborgs.
>>62885410Finally, an anon who gets it.Any advanced ayys who travel light years to reach this podunk solar system are not gonna be interested in conquest. Any species that advanced would basically have all their issues and resources figured out. They would effectively be gods, and transcend the base motivations so instinctual to lesser races like ourselves. They may even be more machine than biological, and may live along vaster astronomical timescales such that we are like short lived microbes in comparison. If UFO behavior is proof of anything, it’s that aliens are content to watch and study us like bugs under a microscope. If they wanted to wipe us out they’ve had ample opportunity.TL:DR we’re probably like a roadside curiosity to them while they zip across the universe, stopping by just to check out how far we’ve come in the blink of an eye to their long lives.
>Be alien>Need to wipe out humanity>Fill one of your spaceships with water>Send it towards earth at 0.99cIf they wanted us dead we wouldn't know before it was too late.
>>62885697>roadside curiosity Am reminded of roadside picnic. Need to get around to reading that
>>62885374Uh, they'd've already done it if they were planning to. They've been around for a long time. Per the new report multiple governments have been trying to shoot them down pretty regularly for just about ever now and they dgaf and just peace out. Pretty obvious they're just keeping an eye on us IMO. Probably just waiting until we reach a point technologically where they either do the whole star trek thing or decide were too violent for the cool kids club and glass us. Not really something we can do much about.>i think the verification of the many different kinds of craft probably indicates theres more than one species or society of them watching us too, and they dont seem to be in conflict with each other
imagine wasting trillions upon trillions to develop slightly larger, faster humans with unresolved and very dangerous mental issues when you could've just developed more missiles and drones for a fraction of that budget.
>>62885392Fire ants bite my feet all the fucking time. It sucks so I kill them every time.
>>62885730>your one super soldier saves the entire galaxy multiple timesno amount of missiles could do what he did.
But are the aliens hot?
>>62885724>Uh,Faggot
>>62885374>>62885688theoretically if every world leader, high ranking official or global elite decided to ass kiss the aliens and fuck over the earth's population could we stop them? Have they already been doing this?
Why are you guys discussing this like its real? Has some info leaked?
>>62885374Why would they use anything as retarded and primitive as a vehicle when they could just seed the atmosphere with molecular scale disassemblers that pull apart human DNA?
>He thinks the Power of Friendship™ won't save us and let us befriend ayy lmaos.
>>62885374Higher lifeforms treat those lower than them with compassion, you can see it in the way white people treat animals vs how black or brown people treat animals. Aliens would be Über-white people so they are probably pretty cool dudes
>>62885697A lot of 19th-century utopian science fiction writers thought that humanity would be pacifists by the year 2000 for similar reasons.
>>62885820because they come from a limited perspective and never learned about this little thing called Islam.
>>62885743nou
>>62885466>very close to the chest A dozen or so live nuke detonations as tests didn’t alert the ayyyyys? Doubt it
>>62885838I mean they were just tests
>>62885828Wait until you learn about Space Islam.
>>62885838There was only one test before the bombings, Trinity. This was only three weeks before the bombings at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
why is it that the aliens would fuck us when we could fuck each other? alien wanna fuck? human wanna fuck. let them fuck each other. through dick, unity.
>>62885421Fair question, but it could be they wanted us to understand the ramifications of the weapon. I am not entirely sure if the aliens stopped the ICBM, just that as the anon who replied to me said:>1) If you are able to do interstellar travel then either your need of resources and habitation are so squared away with there is no reason to engage in self-aggrandizing conquest. You can be more picky and choosy with it, or there are interstellar norms to uphold (The reason why India hasn't conquered the Sentinelese, the reason why the US doesn't just occupy foreign countries)or>2) You are so voracious for conquest (Your Tyranids here) you have no interest in anything but total ruthless consumption.If it was #2, we'd already be dead. Because why putz around with baby drones? Why not just use your ludicrously more powerful and advanced technologies to instantly smite us all and then take over an uninhabited planet?>>62885820And yet outside of snow-nigerian gas stations most of us no longer engage in 19th century colonial conquest because you will get more bang for your buck by selling people cheap shit or surreptitiously putting more pliable allies in power. If aliens are going to threaten us at present then they have already won, they will defeat us, there is no way around this. If they are here and we are not destroyed, then they are not going to do so. For them to want to conquer us but not annihilate us with a flick of the wrist you get into plot devices like:>They need our bodies for ascension (Ethereals Xcom)>They need our bodies for sustenance in a way that lab-grown food or conventionally grown food does not suffice ("V" TV show, to serve man, ect)>They want the sport of hunting us (Dark eldar or something)
>>62885394This is likely closer to the truth. Current day iterations of this tech are probably pretty wild.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnofCyaWhI0
>>62885468>>62886078
>>62885374aliens arent real, they are demons
>>62885374Faith, steel, gunpowderBolter and chainswordDeath to all aliens
>>62885468>We need to pioneer the field of sexual warfare to literally fuck the filthy xenos into submission.
>>62885374Green fingers typed this post
Believe in the Greater Butt.
>>62886539Go home, Sparky, you're senile.
>>62885374What would happen if they come here, completely ignore us, take all the oil, gold and other natural resources and fuck off to another side of the galaxy?
>>62885374Lasers. I swear you're all to retarded to adapt to to modern warfare.
>>62888145>What would happen if they come here, completely ignore us, take all the oil, gold and other natural resources and fuck off to another side of the galaxy?They'd have to be pretty damn resource starved to bother with that; Any Mineral Resource they could find here would be way easier to extract and in far greater quantities just within our asteroid belt.Hell, there are entire nebula of Alcohol, so it's not like Hydrocarbons are all that rare.
>>62886136Or #4, they want new frens
>>62885374Any aliens advanced enough to be able to make it to earth have no reason to come to earth.
>>62885374All bullshitThere is ZERO hard evidence for any UFO activity at alllet me repeat that: ZERO evidenceOnly US military personal have ever had these sightings. These sightings ALWAYS happen near US military bases or areas of operation. No foreign military has EVER had one of these sightings, even though it happens often for US military. No civilian has EVER had one of these sightings even though these sightings happen in areas where civilians would see it. The only evidence put forward is pencil drawings from the 1950s. The congressional hearing currently going on has had ZERO photographic evidence put forward. Everyone giving testimony is these hearings are deep state goofballs with no firsthand knowledge, only hearsay.
>>62886539By aliens, you mean the US Navy?>Mfw you've been deployed on Planet Dirt so long you are classified as an "alien" by the DoD.
>>62888452What makes you think they wouldnt be also taking everyhthing from other places on the way as well?
>>62885394Literally the oldest trick in the book. Just hide the truth in plain sight by surrounding it with a bunch of lies/fiction. Same as with SCP and memetics
>>62885374t. ayy lmaoFuck around and find out.
>>62888912>hurr UFO activity only goes back less than 100 yearsUninformed opinion, regardless of what the UFO phenomena is.
>>62889507For the vast majority of recorded history, the majority of the population couldn't read or write. All these accounts are at a minimum second hand. Even people know convince themselves that obvious balloons are fucking UFOs, so just imagine how vastly more retarded people were hundreds of years ago.
>>62889518Theyre just the ufo "abductee" loonies of yesteryear, but somehow even more schizophrenic
>>62889518Irrelevant nonsense. Humans have seen strange phenomena in the sky since the beginning of recorded history. The only plausible explanation, if UFO's are not real, is that they are a ten thousand year old psycho-social phenomena.Your inane uninformed opinion adds nothing to the conversation.
>>62885421>apparently they're becoming more numerous and thats why they are slowly disclosing it because its becoming impossible to hide.One argument I've seen is that they aren't more numerous, we just have good enough sensors now that we can see them better. The implication is that they've always been here we just couldn't see them.
Seriously fuck off back to /x/ with your schizo bullshit.
War of the worlds ending look it up.
>>62886505People always misinterpret this. That's a kinetic kill vehicle designed to be use in orbit to destroy ICBMs. It would NOT be free-flying in the atmosphere.
>>62889488>WOW! Just liek my spooky scooby poop-culture-plagiarizing tranny fanfics!kys
>>62885374Hate to break it to you faggots but we ARE the peak life form in the universe.The ayys likely haven't even begun the process of biogenesis and the start of evolution.We will one day be the spooky UFO (no fuck you I will not use the prefered pronoun of a fucking floating dot) flying around testing alien biology, then putting things in it's asshole.
>>62889638>Implying we'll even expand beyond the solar system
>>62885588>Go to earth for centennial check-up.>They have managed to split the atom and are on their way to fusion.>They use it to boil waterThe power generated is then used to power early forms of AI>They use the AI to goon>Leave
>>62889646Stupid motherfuckers have been saying shit like that since the dawn of time.>implying we can cause a criticality event with properly refined uranium and in turn cause a nuclear explosion, t. Einstein>implying we'll be able to travel faster than sound without dying trying to reach that speed>implying we'll be able to make a hunk of metal fly>implying you can just build a massive river through Panama for cargo ships to sail through easily, already been tried, can't be done>implying you can control lighting, what the fuck would you even do with that?Whatever example you're thinking up right now as something we "can't do" will be done one day purely out of spite for those that said it was impossible.It's not impossible that we'll escape the solar system and come to be the universe's greatest problem, it's inevitable.
>>62889607>Posts tranime>avatar fags as a tranime>Uses tranny as an insult
>>62885741So how is the military supposed to implement author fiat to make reality conform to the fantasies of video gamers?
>>62889698Uh huh.So, where's the reanimated flesh powered by lightning, the energy of life itself?Where's the turning lead into gold with alchemy?Where's the elixir of immortality primarily based on drinking raw mercury?Where's the diversity hires resulting in a stronger military and better written TV and movies?Where's the mormon girls who are still virgins because they didn't let the guy fucking them thrust and instead had their friends jump on the bed to produce friction?Where's the europeans all being driven out of africa into the sea because the Xhosa killed all their cows?Almost every clever thing people imagine doing turns out to be a retarded idea that flops like a dying fish. Human history is a graveyard of dreams with a small handful making the cut and the millions of wannabies being forgotten.Go fucking achieve godhood through semen retention and use it to prove me wrong out of spite, retard.
>>62885382fpbp>>62885374I recommend suicide
>>62885374>UAP's are doing reconnaissanceHell yeah, they are.
>>62889698Nah, you're just a faggot. There's been countless things people have said they would do in human history, then failed to do itSome things aren't actually possible.
>>62889699NTA but SCP is 100x more gay than even gay hentai
>>62889928>>62889987>OH YEAH, WELL PEOPLE WERE WRONG THROUGHOUT HISTORYThe method doesn't matter, the goal does, the indomitable human spirit will not be stopped.We still have to push back the point for when someone is truly considered dead from time to time because we continue to find ways to restore people's health from points that would previously been considered unrecoverable.Alchemy was the precursor to modern mathematics and chemistry, which taught us how to change the very matter around us and how to use abstractions to interpret the universe in a measurable, logical way, and shows that with enough energy, you can alter the fundamental makeup of lead to turn it to gold, the only prohibiting part now being said energy and properly harnessing it.Every year we get closer to understanding what causes our bodies to fail over time, and slowly learn how to prevent it, in turn further extending the average human life, and eventually to the point of immortality.You confuse the failings of individuals with the failure of humanity as a whole, people will be wrong, but inevitably, humanity always marches forward, learning from it's failures and growing stronger, inevitably accomplishing it's goals.Nothing is impossible, and I will not be convinced otherwise.
>>62889928>Where's the turning lead into gold with alchemy?You actually can do that in a nuclear reactor, retard
>>62890082> and I will not be convinced otherwise.I knew that already, because you're obviously stupid and doomed to a life of failure and seething about things you think you deserve but that you really, really, don't.>>62890278Now do it cheaply enough to get rich off of it, which was the point.Spoiler: You can't, and you never will be able to, because even if we ever manage to make energy that cheap all it will do is make gold cheap as well.
>>62890305>you can't do that>yes you can>yeah well, you can't do it EFFICIENTLY>you can't YET>yeah well, you'll just tank the market
>>62890330>My life's work to become filthy rich inevitably resulting in me dying poor isn't failure because I can cope by saying actually doing what I set out to do would be moving the goalposts.Coping loser.
>>62890305>I knew that already, because you're obviously stupid and doomed to a life of failure and seething about things you think you deserve but that you really, really, don't.You certainly managed to arrive at that conclusion from next to no supporting information and an abundance of assumptions.This sounds more like a personal problem on your end.
>>62890396There's plenty of evidence in that post alone, you just aren't bright enough to understand any of it.
>>62889455>What makes you think they wouldnt be also taking everyhthing from other places on the way as well?I mean they could be going full paperclip maximizer, but I think that would be a lot more noticeable.
>>62890365>nothing is impossible for humanity>BUT MY HYPER SPECIFIC EXAMPLE THAT COMPLETELY DISREGARDS THE ENTIRE CONTEXT OF THE ORIGINAL POINT SAYS OTHERWISE! THAT'S WHY, CLEARLY, YOU'RE A LOSER!You're failing to grasp the separation of the individual from the greater collective of humanity, in a contextual discussion about the progress of humanity as a whole, assuming everyone you are talking to holds an optimistic expectation of said progress because they're some sort of complete loser, in an argument taking place on a Ugandan blowdart carving BBS made in the mid 2000s with the original purpose of talking about chinese cartoons.My brother in Christ, you are genuinely deranged.
>>62889531Exactly, tard. People with cameras and access to more information than someone just 50 years ago could ever imagine still take photos of dumb shit like balloons and post them as "OMG ayyys". But accounts from people hundreds of years ago that couldn't spell their own name are super accurate. Okay.
>>62885374>when did you realize humanity doesn't stand a chance?As soon as I realized the energy involved in interstellar travel and entering planetary orbit at the other end.If their goal is just to wipe us out there isn't anything we could do about kenetic bombardment at even low relativistic speeds.>minimal funding for Near-Earth-Object detection>they are only looking things in solar orbit>we are looking for tails that KKVs wouldn't haveAll they need to do is get a few tons of metal to 10% of C and we wouldn't know it was coming until it was way to late to design, build and launch a redirect mission.
>>62889928Based.
>>62885431That really isn't true because something as simple as needing large-scale nitrogen fixation could be enough of a justification for such a force to come and meddle with our species and civilization since the beginning of time
>>62885374Meanwhile we got idiots who want us to keep using fracking and other old shit instead of wanting to advanced Fusion to give us the energy to fire much bigger and better guns with the power of multiple miniature suns.
>TFW you will never ever go treasure hunting at nigger diggins with your ayylmao GF
>>62885374>>62885392Slimy xenos hands wrote this postIf aliens have brought their advanced technology to our planet then it is de facto our technology now, even if we haven't taken it from them yetEarth will be to all other planets as Rome once was to all other citiesHumanity will rule this Galaxy, it is our Destiny.
>>62885374Travis S Taylor is a self promoting clown but An Introduction to Planetary Defense is actually a pretty good readhttp://vadeker.net/beyond/contact/An_Introduction_to_Planetary_Defense.pdf
>>62885374Hear me out guys, this is going to sound crazy but the hearings and other reports of UFO encounters have convinced me of itThe aliens don't have radar.They are clearly very advanced (they've got some kind of crazy physics defying propulsion system that lets them go SSO from a literal hovering start amongst other things), but there behavior during these reports speaks to an actor who is trying to stay hidden seems unaware that speed and distance alone are not sufficient to hide or disguise an aircraft in human controlled airspaceThat's why they are here, they've followed a radically different path of technological development to our own and are observing us in an an attempt to learn our novel military secrets (which may very well pose a serious threat to them under the right conditions) without alerting us to their presencebasically:>haha look at those shit fucking primitives they're still using chemical explosives>wait how the fuck did that one land a precise hit on a moving target from more than three glepnoids away?>lets stick around and see if we can figure this out, we could absolutely fuck those beta centauri fags if we can get this shit working back home
>>62885468their fallen bodies will be our pleasure
>>62892386There's 4 times as much nitrogen in Venus' atmosphereAnd there's probably solid nitrogen rocks in the asteroid beltIf you're advanced enough that interstellar ain't shit then there's literally no resource a planet can offer that you can't get continent-sized chunks of from elsewhere without having to deal with an atmosphere or gravity well
>>62885374Aliens don't real.It's all malevolent superlunar deities fucking with you.
>>62893050anon, please google what nitrogen fixation is, and then quietly pretend you didn't make this post
>>62893678And a space faring race couldn't do that themselves with stable nitrogen?
>>62885374If they wanted to kill us it would be a pretty simple matter to just point some kind of exotic radiation emitter from geostationary orbit and just burn us all for a few days.
>>62893678>FTL capable race doesn't have the Haber process or an even better alternativePlease, and I don't say this lightly, please kill yourself.
>>62885697No. Selective pressures mean that an alien species who focuses on violence and weapons will fundamentally outcompete (conquer, rape and devour) its competitor species, unless they also focus on violence and weapons. Any pacifist system will be outcompeted by those who embody violence.War and conquest will exist as long as competition is facet of this existence.
>>62885374you're retarded, if ayys wanted to wipe us out they'd just send an RKV, they're not bothering with "scouting" if they want to do that, retarded schizotype.
>>62895961>Selective pressures mean that an alien species who focuses on violence and weapons will fundamentally outcompete (conquer, rape and devour) its competitor species, unless they also focus on violence and weapons.Except selective pressure chooses for cooperation over competition...
>>62896157Ah yeah, that's why the United States doesn't have the world's strongest military and hasn't spent most of its existence at war. That's why the US is cooperating with China and and Russia and nobody is trying to get their day in the sun.That's why there's no political competition either. Cooperation is selected for, so nobody tries to get into power by outcompeting others.
>>62895961An alien species that focuses on violence and weapons will kill itself 100% of the time.
>>62895961Would you travel to some random remote village in Burundi just to massacre its population? Assuming you're from the USA, you're from the most competitive faction on the planet, so surely that must mean you can't restrain your grug smash mentality for one second (somehow without fighting amongst your fellow faction members).
>>62896186If that random village is as rare as a well-developed biosphere is in space, and I wanted it, yeah.
>>62896196If ayys are advanced enough to get all the way over here, then they're also advanced enough to not need to, just like how you don't need to raid that hypothetical Burundian village to take their food and valuables.>living spaceWould be easier to build their own orbital habitats.>resourcesWhatever they're after, there's many millions of times more in the countless asteroids they'd be passing on the journey.>slave laborWould be easier to just automate whatever work they need doing.>livestockWould be easier to covertly retrieve DNA samples via a drone, which they can then cultivate meat from (which would be easier than conceiving/raising actual living humans, requiring less energy and space).
>>62896294Needs are irrelevant.A population focused on dominance and conquest regardless of any need to do so, will fundamentally out-compete any populations that do not focus on these factors. You can not win a race, unless you actually take part in it. If you don't compete, you'll ALWAYS lose. That means there will always be a constant selective pressure for domination and power and superiority, regardless of if you need it or not. That also means that any successful species out there will have these traits in them, or else they would have been out-competed by a population that did have them. Again, you can not out-compete if you refuse to compete in the first place. Any competition at all, means you lose, unless you put in the effort to dominate.Take the US as an example again. If the US stops enforcing its power, stops fighting wars, stops enforcing diplomacy, stops maintaining its superpower status, it will collapse in a matter of years, if not decades. Replaced by whichever power manages to compete their way to become a replacement. The US either fights for dominance, or it stops being dominant.
>>62896180>Scoffs at cooperation being selected for>Post CatThanks for the kek!>>62896414>A population focused on dominance and conquest regardless of any need to do so, will fundamentally out-compete any populations that do not focus on these factors.Or end up destroying themselves with needless conflict...
any civilization advanced enough to find us before we find them will be literal lightyears ahead of us in everything, from aerospace engineering and propulsion technology to sensors and weaponry.by the time you're discovered, you're by default overmatched and can only hope that they're non-hostile.
>>62885392Just deport the Ayys's
