Going to a Marine recruiter tomorrow, what should I do and what are some questions I should ask?
>>62887226You should look up the required documents to enlist and save yourself a second trip
>>62887226Try to get him to join the Army. Offer him a big signing fee.
>>62887226ask them about the 3rd holeonly a true marine would know where it is on the body
>>62887226Ask them what type of lube they prefer and if you can get a discount code.
>>62887226Be sure to not break eye contact when you piss into the cup.
>>62887226Ask him how much money and other incentives they will give you. Then ask him for the number of an Air Force or Army recruiter.
>>62887370I'm not enlisting tomorrow, I was just invited in for questions (which is kinda stupid since I can legit just find everything I need to online.)
>>62887226He'll kind of give you a gist of the process. You'll get a ASVAB pretest. If you're just out of school you'll do good, if not you'll get told to do study. Just watch math, and asvab videos like you watch porn, and you'll pass it. You just need to be honest. You have options. You can get in as fast as you fucking can. You can hand pick a field. The Marines are a basket case dude. I have no clue WTF would even benefit you. Some jobs suck. Some promote fast. The infantry, the grunt side, is for guys who hate anime, and work out like a navy seal. The POG side is for anime fans. That's how I read being in the Marines. Ask him how the fuck he would have done it if he could do it all over. There's (3) way you'll suffer:a. skating, a doing nothing until you go madb. carrying heavy shitc. being infantry, freezing, baking alive, travelingYou can ask him what jobs can I take to get out now also, and which ones can you wait out in the delay entry
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>>62887394thanks fren
>>628872473rd or 4th?
>>62887226Don't ask any. Just sign what they give you. You obviously can't follow good advice.
"Nice belt. Ever killed a man?"
>>62887226ask him how irreversibly damaged his knees/back are and where you can find the nearest air force recruiter
>>62887226Ask him if he's a Petter puffer and then say he looks like he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
>>62887226Ask to be sure you can pick your GI Joe codename in advance so you don't get one like 'bundle of sticks' or COCKMASTERASSASSASS3000
>>62887434ssshh, nobodies suppose to know about the 4th
>>62887226go to the army.
>>62887781True, we are the best branch, but the Marines definitely take second place. If OP has an IQ of 90 or less, he'd have a blast with them
>>62887815marines take last place
>>62887226you're a retard
>>62887226Demand intel or air traffic control for your job.
>>62887226>what questions I should askNumber 1: "Which way to the air force recruiter?"
Why join? There's no war going on…
>>62887617Don’t forget to ask if he believes in the virgin mary.
>>62887226Ask him if he'll sleep with you if you sign up
>>62887226Can I still join if I'm a 35 year old with a drinking problem?
