Lada Classic (aka Zhiguli) as an APC.https://files.catbox.moe/c59koa.mp4
>>62904199>gas Gas GAAAAAS
>>62904199scrappiness is a virtue
is there a more servile race than Russians? they deserve to be wiped out
>>62904199>APCSorry I think the video is corrupted I can’t see the A
>>62904199>>62904204Fuck, now I want to play some GTA.The old ones, you know? The 1st one, London and GTA2. But I get sick because of the camera wobble...
>>62904199What the hell man.>Drive up in your Lada, get shot at>dump Ivan and drive back.>Stop while getting ventilated from close quarters, Boris and Piotr get shot point blank>Run across the field as last survivor, hide in a shell crater>Droned.jpeyGrim.
>>62904312>confirm presence of enemy so they can shell and lob those glide bombs in their general direction for another few days>squad wiped>1 high-speed assault vehicle lostMission accomplished. Casualties within acceptable range.
I wouldn't drive a lada to work. Imagine having to drive one past the zero line.
>>62904229>”servility” le badLiteral nigger-tier opinion. Look at the most servile races (chinese, japanese) and compare them to the least servile (hood niggers) and it’s obvious which mindset leads to a more developer country
>>62904378Bullshit. There's a difference between woe is me servitude/slavery and hierarchical ethnic communalism
>>62904378You need the correct mix to achieve greatness. 50% servile, 50% independent thinker.
>>62904312looks like cooomander already received medal for capturing that field so they think it's a safe trench
>>62904378>dying for your country and nation>dying for your overlord's yacht
>>62904424>>dying for your country and nation>>dying for your overlord's yachtThose are the same thing though unless you live in a truly egalitarian society, which is only the case if you’re a member of some hunter gatherer clan in africa or the amazon rainforest
>>62904378you are a slave
>>62904199>Village of Foolsbased.
>day 1000+>fucking Lada assaultsJesus lmao
>>62904704Nah he just thinks that he's going to be the gauleiter in a cool leather coat ordering people to dig ditches when the old order is swept away. But it's funny because if he couldn't succeed in the easy mode tolerant and easy going west, it's beyond belief that he thinks he would succeed in the cut throat dog eat dog world of an actual authoritarian regime.Lots of /pol/ are like that without realising that if they weren't destined for the ditch, they'd already be successful.
>>62904378there's many levels to it. slants will bow all the way to the floor, smile shyly and show in every way they can that they're complete dogs who are harmless, inferior, weak, non threatening, unambitious, unassertive and that they will never threaten your power in any way. They even look physically completely harmless with their perma smiley face and smiley eyes and weak small feminine stature to prove it without the shadow of a doubt. the'll never even thing of breaking the rules so you can trust that they're born to serve.russians on the other hand are violent vulgar brutes who beat each other in their pastime, who steal and lie and cheat. they don't stand up to power but that's where the similarities end they've only been bred to be fearful of authorities and nothing else.
>>62904378This is the guy who didn’t join the peasant revolts.
>>62904378>a more developer country
>>62904199He's fast!
>>62904236it's rated up to pocket slingshots
>>62905493>Laughs in tungsten ball bearings
>>62905414>they don't stand up to power>overthrowing the Russian empire, defeating nazi germany and overthrowing the USSR doesn’t count as standing up to power because… ummm… it just doesn’t okay
>>62905767The USSR was never overthrown, it broke down.
>>62905393Yeah, about that… the company I work at (in the USA) gets like 300 to 400 applications for a single software engineer internship position. The only way you are getting in is if you get a referral (literally nepotism lol)Maybe it’s less cutthroat in western europe, but software engineers get shit pay there lol
>>62905782Even if you’re right (you’re not), that’s still the russian empire and nazi Germany defeated
>>62905814Explain then how the USSR was overthrown by the Russian population then.
Russia is literally on arma escape levels of strategy
>>62905445why are these able bodied Russians not storming the front?
>>62905814the russian empire was destroyed from the outside, the russians only followed lenin like the lemmings they are and brought about a more brutal tyranny.nazi germany, the little dwarf with no resources, lost on day 1 of ww2 the never had a chance, the defeat of the french was a miracle and their march east was an embarrassment for russia.
>>62904199Dammit... I wish they'd date and locate these vids.
>>62904378Only rise up if the upper class demands it.Follow them to their death otherwise.Sounds like cattle to me.
>>62904199Anyone got any good pictures of assault-Ladas before they're smoking wrecks?
>>62905445IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>62905445You can't tell me the lat one wasnt fake wrestling reenactment
Is this a suicide squad or what?
>>62907343.t will smith
>>62905888Trips says they die on the way to the recruitment centre, assuming they ever get up the stairs
>you're the US soldier>your commander told you to get in Ford Focus and drive toward enemy fortified positionsWhat do?
>>62904199Imagine we live in world where cameras weren't recorded and someone tells you story how soldiers tried to storm frontline in lada, yeah sure that happen.
>>62907576Do something unthinkable for Russian soldier, frag your commander
>>62907464Good reaction of the driver filming this. No swerving, just a controlled straightforward braking maneuver. Although appears that he actively closed the distance between him and the car in front to prevent the other related from behind overtaking him
>>62907576>Send the word, send the word over there! That the Yanks are com-AACK!
>>62904378yet russian are servile and their country is shit
>>62905807I think you are unfortunate to be the doctors and lawyers of our age, where when everyone was growing up, mum and dad went "you should go to uni and so you can become X, because X earns loads of money and there's a lot of need for them at the moment" which leads to the market being flooded when you eventually grow up and get that degree.You also have to deal with fierce competition from abroad, because it's not a location based job, so you have to compete with the thousands of cheap jeets that get shat out of their system every month also looking for a piece of the pie, along with all the people in Europe, both Americas and the rest of Asia.
>>62904199The real Ladas are being held in reserve.
>>62907686nah, he was already gaining on the guy in front while there was someone in the other lane
>>62907464It's funnier with the sound.
>>62907715kek, if you saw that on a farm you'd wonder where the chickens at
>>62904199>Lada Classic (aka Zhiguli) as an APC.>ZhiguliFor anons not into shitboxes that car is the soviet version of the fiat 124 making it older than the T-72>>62907715>The real Ladas are being held in reserve.Soon the sarmatmobiles will hit the frontline and everyone will know everything
>>62907865> sarmatmobiles
>>62904378are you FUCKING stupid?https://youtu.be/aQM4ebFILv4?si=9ZvGHLlpJQDWUIRC
>>62907893Hope he's a qualified Sarmat technician, they get a bit tricky
>>62907893>>62907918they had a rally of those in Moscow where two of them broke down so no one can tell that they didn't make their larp accurate kek
>>62905445I sometimes think that I should stop or at the very least reduce my drinking, but then I am shown what an actual drinking problem looks like and feel like I've still got quite the buffer.
>>62905807Yeah and software engineers make up 0% of those applicants. Internship positions are always spammed by all kinds of bots and indians. People, especially in 4chan, keep hoping for some kind of IT crash and all devs to go out of jobs, but it's not happening. I'm not sure why they want it to happen so bad but it's a common sentiment. Sure, the economy is tougher now and some tech companies are doing lay offs, does not mean that any actual devs are going out of work. Maybe it's harder to get a first job now, that I'll give you.
What the fuck is going on? They keep doing it...
post the one where they dunk a grenade right through the sunroof of one of those shitboxes
>>62908113remember how shills said that russia will never run out of armor? good times.
tactical car
>>62905814Forgot to mention that USSR was only capable of fighting the nazis thanks to Uncle Sam's gibs. And afterwards during the cold war.
>>62905854>the USSR was overthrown by the Russian populationDidn't happen, the communist economy failed. The KGB controlled the party before the collapse of communism, now the FSB control both Putin's party, the main opposition party, the media, and the internet providers.Parties other than the two controlled by the FSB routinely have their staff arrested and killed in prison.Russians have never, ever been able to publicly ridicule their leader without repercussions. Not during the czars, not during communism, and not now.
>>62904199>civ vehicle assaults quite the trend lately
>>62907950I don't think they felt a thing and just keep topping up the levels to ignore things like broken bones and hangovers>>62908482Race to the bottom between the Buhanka and the Lada
>>62908482>Flatbread TruckKek
>>62908323Lada Samara, or Moskvitch Aleko?
>>62908714
>>62908482What is a Weird Vehicle?Also>Tracked Garden Shedkek
>>62909149probably refers to one of the turle tanks.
After witnessing Russian clownery for 3 years. I really wonder what the fuck would happen if they fought US Marines. I'd pay top dollar to see this. (Then again the Marines also have their fair share of retardation)
>>62904378>more developer country
>>62909172Don't need Marines. I am 100% convinced the 1st Cav on it's own could make it to Moscow in one go.
>>62904199>>62904204Vatnik fags, what the FUCK are you doing
>>62909250Just second army in the world things
>>62907722this anon is correct>>62907686this anon is a fool
>>62909175
needs a hardbass edit
>>62908482>2 ??? KIARELEASE THE UNINTELLIGIBLE VEHICLE
>>62909687YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE UNICOUBAF!!!
>>62908793>Moskvitch AlekoYou might be right with this one because of the vents look more like the aleko than the samara
My friend said it's very normal for militaries to use civilian vehicles and that the US and British armies use Humvees and Land Rovers in a similar fashion. How does one respond to such incorrigible cope?
>>62909487Anon they are barely the third army in Russia.
>>62910479you simply stop being friends with retards that's all.
>>62910520That anon lives in Niger anon, be respectful.
>>62910479>US and British armies use Humvees and Land Rovers in a similar fashion.HMMWV ARE military vehicles you filthy wog. HMMWV is not a "Hummer" you street-shitting dog felcher. Land Rovers are mostly utility vehicles and again not intended for direct combat. Your friend isn't worth speaking to so kill xir instead.
>>62904199>>62904204Me and the boys coming back into the circle in 2017 PUBG.
>>62909175I know that feeling, (not the swimming in the road) when the water is so cold that when you jump in that your testicles migrate to your throat for warmth
>>62909242Cav is the only American force that can even come close to matching the Russian levels of homosexuality.
>>62910555He didn't say Hummer
>>62907745please source this
>>62909487wtf is on his boots
>>62912004Looks like he tried to waterproof his boots with plastic bags and tape.
Russian milbloggers are unironically saying it's becoming something of a problem lmaohttps://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1860029492628193472.html?utm_campaign=topunroll
>>62909487Is he wearing duct tape shoes?
>>62912174>military police>corrupt>universally despisedSounds like the soldiers that manned the checkpoints on the highways back in Soviet times. Every 20 km or so there would be a checkpoint and if you didn't pay a bribe (typically 1 ruble) they would cite you on a made up infraction. Like points, get too many and you lost your licence, something very difficult to get back.
>>62912174I mean, making the troops responsible for the economic cost of the lost vehicles is possibly part of it. Remember that if you lose a BMP to enemy fire, it comes out of your wages.Why would a commander send troops with a BMP when if they lose it he's on the hook for it. Nah, you get a lada.It's just generic Russian corruption at work.
>>62904199>>62908482Jesus fuck. This would be like the US Marines running out of Bradleys and assaulting Mexican trenches while riding on PT Cruisers and and 90s Minivans.
>>62912204Yeah, but its the good stuff, the store bought silver tape and not that clear packing tape rubbish>>62912238There's a chance a PT cruiser still runs and if you get one of those Dodge minivans with a Mitsu engine, it'll still be good>Gotta aim lower when you're thinking 'Lada'>Past the 80's>into the malaise>the late 70's>ameriburger smolboi shitboxHere we are,this is roughly where you are with a Lada, simple, gutless, complete shit, safety features of a shopping trolley and built by 6 fingered spastic cunts that hate their life and hate building cars even more.
>>62907715>>62907762>kek, if you saw that on a farm you'd wonder where the chickens atFuck, that thing would really be a great chicken coopLegit better than most makeshift ones and even some purpose build ones kek>depending on the rust it might need better protection against foxes and weasels
>>62912209They did that in post-Soviet 1990s Russia, too. At some point they weren't paid enough to even afford rent, so they would stop random people on the roads and threaten to take them to the station for some made-up investigation if the people in the car didn't offer them something.Travelers from the Nordics often reserved bribes like money or prized goods (e.g. Adidas jackets and trousers) just for the highway cops.
>>62908113Maybe the cheque bounced and they can't afford the Chinese stuff now?A single dollary-doo is worth more than a hundred roubles now on the open market, so God knows what it's worth for backdoor dealings now.
>>62912280I just can not imagine the emotions one must feel upon being told that THIS is the best they can offer.
>>62908113>>62913827>Maybe the cheque bounced and they can't afford the Chinese stuff now?Some countries have laws (and databases of offroad cars/trucks) that allow them to confiscate civilian cars in the event of a war or natural catastrophe and i suspect they are already doing it, at least in the Kursk region and the meme republics>tfw you enlist in the smo so grandpa doesn't have to sell his lada>the lada gets drafted regardless and you go out together
What about the golf car strategy? Was it considered completely ineffective ot just too expensive for the mighty bear?
>>62914240They may or may not have ran out of the golf carts.
>>62909175why do they wear such dainty little shoes ?
>>62913827> Maybe the cheque bounced and they can't afford the Chinese stuff now?Old ladas can be bought for like 1-2k dollars, maybe 500 if its more rust than car/no paperwork. You cant get chinese stuff for that money unless its e-scooter. Going to battle in a lada seems preferable to e-scooter. And why get something nicer if its most likely single use anyway?
>>62913863The really weird thing is that most of these guys are well past 35 and most probably around 45, as a professional idiot in my younger days there was a ratio of how much dangerous bullshit I'd put up with>20-25, being shot at and violent physical fights, this is fine>25-30 rolling around in open top vehicle through warzones, this is fine, just don't get shot at though because that might be a bit unsafe>35 if I'm being shot at and blown up, I'd like something with a roof that keeps out bullets, sand, sun and my knees hurtFor me, past 35 and I was fairly much past that kind of bullshit and mostly just want to go somewhere quiet, comfy pillow and be left the fuck alone. Everything gets harder, the cold is colder, its hotter than hot, them kids are too noisy, my back hurts and the tinnitus sounds like cicadas so daddy gets a bit grumpy. You just don't put up with that stuff anymore
>>62905767>defeating nazi germanyTsar Stalin ordered them to
>>62910479>HMMWV>civilian vehicle
>>62912937>They did that in post-Soviet 1990s Russia, too. At some point they weren't paid enough to even afford rent, so they would stop random people on the roads and threaten to take them to the station for some made-up investigation if the people in the car didn't offer them something.>Travelers from the Nordics often reserved bribes like money or prized goods (e.g. Adidas jackets and trousers) just for the highway cops.Not only highways, i know some people big into hiking/climbing and they always had some bribe budget with them on trips to russia, and that was just a few years ago, before the invasion
>>62918630>Finnish tourist driving to Soviet towns for cheap gas>Keep Oltermanni cheese blocks as a backup get-out-of-jail free cards>eventually russians start smuggling so much Oltermanni cheese that cops start charging moreSad.
>>62908793Looks like a Tavria to me, so neither.Alekos are kinda rare anyways
>>62918812>>Keep Oltermanni cheese blocks as a backup get-out-of-jail free cards>ynr russia having a massive problem with counterfeit cheese
