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LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD

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>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
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>Info on sf86
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>What is MHS GENESIS?
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>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?
No, stop asking.
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>>64231532
You are not a first time poster here. Stop lying, schizo.
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>>64231604
i’m a first time poster. i’m only pretending otherwise to show how easily your little community can be infiltrated by outsiders. my solution to whoever it may concern: cut russia off from the global internet, preferably by severing their main cables
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>>64231491
Calling out this retard for defending 92gfag
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>>64231875
4chan isn't a little community
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>>64231875
>he thinks there is a "community" to infiltrate
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>>64231894
He wasn't defending him i don't think. 92g was an idiot but still didnt deserve what happened to him and is an unfortunate reality of what poor leadership and lack of support can do to someone.
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>>64232186
The primary purpose of /meg/ is to make sure nobody else goes through what 92G did, because the advice regularly provided here could have prevented a lot of the bullshit he incurred.
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>>64231894
>>64232186
>>64232193
Don't you ever get tired of talking to yourself, BCD-kun?
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>>64232208
Don't bother, he's not here. I demoralized him hours ago
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>>64232216
>more edited screenshots
You've been doing this all day. It's sad.
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>>64232222
Dude makes defending /meg/ his personality.

You're just as bad as these guys. The opposite side of the schizo coin.
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>>64232240
>le both sides
Classic Russian shill tactic. You are so transparent.
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>>64232240
Even the resident troll doesn't think it's just one person he's in a digital battle against. He thinks there are at least 3 separate people fucking with him, plus Eglin AFB
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>>64232244
>everyone that goes against me is a russian shill
Literally shilling so hard for the opposite is literally proving the point.
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>>64232246
>>64232255
You're not fooling anyone.
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>>64232311
Every organic poster knows what is happening. There is no successful strategy to sow confusion in anybody else's mind.
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>>64232323
Yes, every organic poster knows you've spent all day ranting about nothing and talking to yourself.
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>>64232323
>>64232330
>he's still doing it
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should I join the marines or become a teacher?
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>>64232338
Do you know how to read?
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>>64232342
better than most Americans I'd say
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>>64232365
You've overqualified for the Marines
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>>64232338
i can help you regarding the uniformed services route. what do you want to do in the service.

the benefits are more or less the same, so its up to what you want to do. but if its just money and comfort youre after then space force is the way to go.
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>>64232338
It's easier to pivot careers as a Marine than as a teacher
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>>64232411
I really like the idea of being a teacher and can see myself as one, one of the only jobs I can see myuself doing for the rest of my life , but I have a handful of friends that have been in the marines for a couple of years and are quite successful career wise, doing very well, living interesting lives , going places and getting stories, serving their country, being pretty badass. just feel like kind of a pussy/boring being a teacher. maybe ive just been watching too many war movies recently, but now that the armed forces are getting less faggy and DEI its more plausible. maybe some sort of teacher role in the armed forces, though no idea what i'd teach, as I mostly enjoy history/philosphy/religion. just a question I'd figure I'd throw out there .
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These threads have turned into one dude who never spent a day in unifrom artistically defending the military at all hours of the day / night either for free because he has autism, or because he's being paid by some government agency to boost recruitment numbers.

Become un-psyopable.
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>>64232472
you lost russian tranny, we're going to put you in a box along with your brics mud friends
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shut up /meg/
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>be me
>grow up poor
>before becoming an adult work to support my mother
>never have any money for myself
>enlist
>mom is declared as a dependent, receive BAH for her.
>have money
>on a weekend go on rollercoaster rides, order starbucks
>holy fuck this is awesome
>dump money into investments
>dude
wow the military treats me well. such a good gig.
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>>64232461
You can be a teacher for the rest of your life, but you only have until you are 28 to join the Marines. Your reasons are stupid imo, but you are sounding like the right candidate for the Marine Corps with the way you talk.
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>>64232579
No different from making money by joining the Mafia, mortality-wise
>>64232605
At least as a teacher he wouldn't have to reckon with the moral injury that comes with being employed as a drug cartel enforcer.
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>>64233709
I'm not reading your book Seth
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devil is known as the deceiver. catholics got deceived the moment they wrapped the pope in royal regalia. orthodox got tricked into "turn the other cheek" pacifism. protestants are the only christians actually onto something.
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>>64233769
The devil invented war.
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>>64233769
>>64233775
Also, praise Christ, and "blessed be the peacemakers."
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>>64233775
the devil didn't invent war, he just set up the conditions and let man's weakness do the rest.
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>>64233781
At least we both agree that warmongering and imperialism are expressions of weakness and not strength.
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>>64233784
real strength is holding the sword but not swinging it unless it’s righteous. defensive war is always righteous. an occupying force should be dealt with by any means necessary, no matter what human made institutions like the un cry about "war crimes"

tldr: tzd is based, wiping out hamas is based, camps for their enablers are ultra based, and turning mosqueow into dust and blood mist, god wills it.
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>>64233793
kek, you are literally Israeli
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I want to post this because I think at least some of you will enjoy it, but there doesn't seem to be an appropriate thread, so here it goes.
https://files.catbox.moe/awmbju.jpeg
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>>64233801
i'm russian (jannies can confirm), but that’d be too hard a pill for you to swallow. i don’t blame your simplemindedness for defaulting to "israeli", though.
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>>64233793
>>64233801
Also, let's not pretend you care about the fate of Ukrainian civilians at all. You support the War in Ukraine going on as long as possible so the puccians are tangled up there and can't supply Iran. It's not a coincidence that Syria's narcostate was toppled during this time.
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sup
never posted in this thread and i'm 45+ in euro, but
i always wondered, how do people become various specialists in the army? like snipers, or tank drivers or artillerymen or whatever. i know this sounds very uneducated, but are there sniper tests in the army or what? could i enlist and say "hey i wanna drive a fucking tank" or some shit?
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>>64233809
Yes, most Israelis are ethnically Russian. That's why they're so bloodthirsty and amoral.
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>daily reminder he's been schzioing out for about a decade at this point
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>>64233810
no, you’ve got it twisted. i’m just grateful ukraine is doing the hard work of decancerizing russia, work we should’ve done ourselves.
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>>64233818
>you've got it twisted
Very very annoying way to communicate. 10/10 bait
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>>64233816
can't deny the "bloodthirsty" part, it’s not something to be proud of, just something necessary. but rest assured, i’ve never set foot outside what you call "russia".
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>>64233823
Seek Christ. Read Dostoyevsky. Turn away from the violence in your heart.
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>>64233822
i'm a esl, what did you expect?
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>>64233826
I expect you to die, Mr. Bond.
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>>64233825
christ himself said he came with a sword, not just peace. dostoyevsky saw the rot in russia clearer than anyone. violence in the heart isn't the sin, letting evil roam unchecked is.
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>>64233832
It's this conflation of figurative language with literal speech that made the clergy disapprove of laypeople trying to read and interpret the Bible themselves, probably because of that exact passage. Do you also thing you're supposed to know followers of Christ because they're literally carrying fruit? Or that we should worry about literal planks in our eyes?
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>>64233840
that's the usual dodge, pretend every hard passage is "figurative" so you never have to face its teeth. the sword wasn't a gardening tool, and christ didn't get crucified for handing out parables about figs.sometimes the literal and the symbolic walk hand in hand, and you can;t just neuter the text to make it comfortable
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>>64233846
It's only a dodge if you deliberately ignore that the majority of Christ's words were allegorical and figurative, and if you also ignore that his entire message was based around peace and mercy.
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>>64233857
peace and mercy, yes, but always paired with judgment and wrath.
christ didn't flip tables in the temple for allegory's sake. mercy without the sword is weakness, peace without the will to defend it is surrender. his message wasn't "roll over", it was "be clean of spirit AND unafraid to strike when evil sets foot in your house"
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>>64233866
"Let He who is without sin cast the first stone."
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>>64233868
Doesn't really apply in this situation, which you'd know if you actually believed anything and didn't just adopt the words for trolling/demorgalizing sake.
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>>64233868
>"Let He who is without sin cast the first stone."
and yet he also told the adulteress to "go, and sin no more"
mercy wasn’t permission, he spared her from death, but he didn't excuse the sin.
that’s the balance: judgment delayed, not abolished. the stone wasn’t cast that day, but the warning was clear that sin still damns.
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>>64233878
Christ's judgment, not ours.
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>>64233880
exactly, my actions will be judged by him, not you.
standing idle while evil runs rampant is still cowardice, and i’ll die on this hill long before facing his judgment.
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>>64233892
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. It's not a coincidence that every group that leverages violence to take power ends up using horrific violence to maintain power. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Believe me, I don't want my country or yours to be run by sociopathic pedophile gangsters, but I don't think we should sink to their level of evil to remove them from power.
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>>64233880
>christs judgement not ours
You should expediate that judgement of yourself then, retard. Pacifism is for retards that can't read and unironic traitors.
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>>64233899
fine i now like russia, thats what you wanted to hear?
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>>64233902
I don't like Russia. I would like to see every single gangster pedophile like Putin removed from power.
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>>64233902
I dunno, he seemed against violent pedo gangsters but thats pretty much every nation, its just most have the decency to not be as open about it as russia.
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>>64233907
putin isn't the problem, the entire nation is rotten to the core
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>>64233910
My government pretends to be against drug cartels while controlling the global drug trade. What they say means nothing.
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>>64233913
Well yeah, we made sure your entire nation was sold off to organized criminals after we toppled the USSR lol, plus you're Slavic.
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>>64233910
cool, i'm sure you guys can handle your own gangsters. can i get back to eradicating evil in my own country in peace now?
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>>64232579
When I was in law school I had a friend who was riding that shit out in the GI bill. He went to undergrad at some super cheap state school, did a contract as a butterbar in the infantry and then went to law school for free. He also had a house which was on a very favorable mortgage that ex mil get (while everyone else was slumming it in shitty apartments) AND he and another veteran owned a gym which they bought with one of those ultra favorable SBA loans vets get.

Kinda always stuck with me how sweet a deal it is if you have more than two brain cells and work the system.
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>>64233919
that doesn't work on me
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>>64233914
Man, must suck to be a part of the nation driving the demand. Life must be soooooooo rough.
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>>64233924
>>64233931
The important thing to remember is that regardless of how shitty both of our governments and ruling classes may be, American people are good hearted and caring people and slavs are not.
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>>64233942
no shit, what's next on the evening news? fire is hot and water is wet?
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>>64233928
>Kinda always stuck with me how sweet a deal it is if you have more than two brain cells and work the system.
It really is, its shitty that its the quickest way to move up from poor to at least middle class if you aren't a complete fuckup/retard. Its gonna suck, but you gotta have your eyes on the prize and a little bit of fortitude.
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>>64233948
God bless America.
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>>64233951
see
>>64233709
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>>64233953
no, stop it
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>>64233957
>be civilian
>go into debt to enter higher education
>spend years and years working it off

or
>be serviceman
>get paid, trained, and earn numerous benefits
>go to college, get full ride
>start career as a home owner with money in the bank

Btw which MOS is for "crack cocaine dealer"?
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>>64233957
>nooooo there are no postives u r war crimiballlll
kek, never change demoralizationtard. Military benies are so fucking good, if you have no hope of going to school and can refrain from being a shithead for 4 years you unironically just got the fast pass to middle class. I say this as a neverserved. Worked at a university, saw these guys come in, get a house with like 0 money down, sit thru classes (doing better than their peers that still had fuckup states of mind), and get out with a job. Denying that reality is stupid, just as stupid as saying the us doesn't have the lions share of drug demand from its civvie populace.
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>>64233967
>>64233970
Why go through the mental gymnastics pretending you're a person? What's the point?
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>>64233967
>>64233970
>>64233978
good* person lmao, that was quite the Freudian slip
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>>64233978
>>64233981
Why did that fake conversation stop as soon as real people joined this thread?
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>>64233983
because it was all me replying to myself
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>>64233983
You understand that nobody will look down on your for just admitting, "yeah, I'm a cog in a machine designed to commit evil, but the bennies are good and I don't care," right? It's better to be honest than pretend otherwise.
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>>64233983
>>64233991
on you*
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>>64233981
>>64233978
>good person
Don't try to be a good person, just be a person and let the universe sort that shit out. Good and evil are subjective terms that will be abused by people that want something deleterious for you. Unfortunately, not everyone lives in schizo fantasy land and actually wants more for themselves than antishilling a general for over a decade.
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>>64233997
Thank you for admitting you do not value goodness or morality.
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>>64233991
If you're a taxpayer, you're also a cog, no matter how "based" you are. No amount of complaining about the system removes you from it. The question is when do you think all of this effort is finally going to pay off for you, and what will the payoff actually be?
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>>64233991
>yeah, I'm a cog in a machine designed to commit evil
Tell me more about living anywhere in the world at any time post invention of civilation.
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>>64234001
Didn't you literally go to a shady casino instead of church on a Sunday morning?
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>>64234001
Correction, i don't value a shill's vision of goodness or morality because it is deleterious to myself and my nation.
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>>64234005
>>64234009
These are the mental gymnastics I'm talking about lol. Seems a lot more exhausting than just being honest and saying "yeah, I'm evil, and I'll fucking kill you, faggot"
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>>64234016
>>64234017
see
>>64234018
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>>64234023
>>64234018
Now now now, its rude to use the "f-slur". I don't think jesus would approve of you being cruel to sinners instead of merciful.
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>>64234030
Okay, I'll rewrite the post so as to offend your sensibilities.
>These are the mental gymnastics I'm talking about lol. Seems a lot more exhausting than just being honest and saying "yeah, I'm evil, and I'll fucking kill you"
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>>64234018
If we said that to you, would you stop bitching every day on 4chan?
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>>64234035
I will literally never stop using 4chan for the rest of my life. I just hope you find the courage to be honest with yourself; I'll pray for you.
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>>64234033
>offend your sensibilities
From your proffessed beliefs, it should have offended yours. Unless, of course, that was all just lip service to suit an agenda.
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>>64234041
Okay, but do you agree that it would be easier to just be honest and admit that you're evil?
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>>64234038
So then what is even the point of agreeing or disagreeing with you? What do you gain from any of this?
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>>64234038
>I just hope you find the courage to be honest with yourself; I'll pray for you.
Is it too much to ask that you're honest with us, or is that sin one you're willing to take to fight "the zog"? I'd advise you pray for your own shilling soul, the lord tends to look unfavorably on both liars and traitors. Dunno how he feels about projection tho.
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>>64233815
For the US military, yeah. You sign a contract for a specific job.
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>>64234046
It doesn't matter to me if you agree or not; I just think you will feel better if you find the courage to be honest with yourself and repent.
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>>64234055
What do you believe I've been dishonest about?
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>>64234058
>it doesn't matter
that's all you needed to say. It's a lie, of course, but I'll take you at your word.
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>>64234046
Hey man, just let the schizo have it. Talk him in a circle as he melts down and obsessively keeps the info on page 1. He's his own worst enemy but he's fun to laugh at.
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>>64234061
It's 4chan dude. Nothing here has ever mattered. You don't come here seeking purpose or meaning lmao
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>>64234062
He does it for free, and his reward is eternal digital damnation on the purgatory of the internet, fighting a cyber crusade against fictional opponents with no end goal. Sisyphus would rather keep rolling his boulder than switch places with Robert from Peoria, IL.
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>>64234066
>come here seeking purpose or meaning lmao
You mean precisely what the demoralization schizo is saying he does?
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>>64234071
Anyone who says his purpose is to post on 4chan is retarded lol. You post on 4chan to pass the time.
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>>64234070
No way its peoria schizo. Dude posted from a parking lot by a planet fitness so I made a bit of a leap in logic and said he was homeless living out of it. He was sooooooo fucking mad.
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>>64234066
If you truly understood your own words, you'd be a free man, instead of a cyber slave to a dying anime forum. This post is actually such a perfect response that I am going to copy you and use it when you go off the deep end
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>>64234080
I can stop posting here any time I want. In fact, I'm going to close the tab, and come back here in one week, and you'll have been here posting every single day until then lol. See you then, buddy. : )
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>>64234075
Time is not meant to be passed but to be invested. You're 35, your youth is behind you, and you still think it's okay to waste time? You've burned half of your 30's posting here daily, and over half of your life on this website posting daily.
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>>64234084
I genuinely wish you would
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>>64234075
So you'd agree that someone claiming to be fighting a corrupt government by discouraging military recruitment on this forum would be a wackadoodle?
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>>64234084
>utterly btfos himself
>ok imma head out
kek, see you tomorrow at best
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>>64234092
He ran away because he can't sincerely answer questions like this. He craves negative attention, then gets upset when he receives it.
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>autumn hits
>schizo brigades start arriving en masse
checks out
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These threads have become truly terrible. We used to have quality posts and posters in this general.

Does anyone here even remember 350F-anon?
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>>64234104
We still do. The schizo threw a temper-tantrum this weekend because he saw that these threads have remained unaffected by him, that all of his bullshit is forgotten and has zero influence. Things just go back to normal when he leaves, so he has to constantly post here in a pointless attempt at retaining his "legacy" as being the laughing stock of /meg/.
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>>64234120
>>64234104
Which one is he? Is that the guy that ended up a cook for 8 years because he was too retarded to read a contract he signed twice?
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>>64234104
Yeah he retired and moved on to greener pastures.
None of the good posters are still around. Ricky, Bro203, 350Fanon, all gone.
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>>64234126
No, that was 92G. The guy I'm talking about got kicked out during BCT because he kept acting like Pvt. Pyle from FMJ and talking about killing civilians, then had a poggers moment when he found out the military isn't as evil as he thought when they kicked his ass out and hit him with a BCD. The problem is that he never learned from this, and now continues to insist that he was right and they were wrong, hence why his rhetoric revolves around the US military being evil. His name is Robert and he lives in Peoria Heights, Illinois, and >>64233817
is his picture and DD-214. Even if everything Robert said was completely factual and we had video evidence of Pete Hegseth performing a blood ritual to Moloch, nobody would give a fuck what he says because of how worthless he is as a person.
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>>64234158
Ooooh, bcdschizo. Didn't know that was the same guy as the peoria fag.
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>>64234165
He wants everyone to believe that because even he realized that his backstory didn't garner any sympathy, but instead crushed all of his legitimacy. That's also why he really, really hates 92G despite 92G being the best example of his rhetoric about the military being a poor choice (though really, it's just an organization where poor choices have severe punishment). He hates 92G because he envies the legitimacy that 92G has, while also hating him because 92G actually walked away and put it behind him, like a mature adult.
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>>64234175
Wait, so he isn't the same guy, and he wants people to believe they're the same? I remember Robert saying he likes Hegseth and Trump and Israel a few months ago, so he's just pretending to hate "ZOD" or whatever.
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>>64234175
I figured the guy screeching about christ itt and all that was robert from peoria, just with a new angle.
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>>64234190
No, he likes some things that Pete Hegseth and Trump have done, specifically the targeting of trannies (which he complained about for years), but he still hates them for not being anti-Israel. Robert's ideal military is one that actively kills all non-Whites (except for the "based" ones that all happen to be enemies of America), as well as Jewish people and LGBT people, and then immediately disbands and commits mass suicide so that there are no veterans. Compelling plan, right?
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>>64234201
You know how whores turn to Jesus to try to reshape their public image? The male version of this would be genocide-ideating psychopaths turning to Jesus, since for some reason WH40K really tickles their tism and medieval Christianity is the only socially-acceptable analogue
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>>64234209
Sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with your board scholarship here. I specifically remember Robert or BCDfag or whatever saying that he supports Israel because they "destroy muzzies" or some other deranged nonsense.
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>>64234245
Well he just decided to take a week-long vow of silence, so he won't step in to confirm my psychological analysis of him and his motivations. Hell, according to him, BCDfag is a separate guy that was chased off of here due to relentless bullying, so perhaps a "third person" will respond to you.

The one constant about the resident shill is that he hates every Jew, living or dead, with a passion that would even make Hitler say "Take it easy, pal".
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>>64234266
I'll take a look in the archives.
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>>64234266
>week-long vow of silence
Funny way to say migrated to shill up other threads lol
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It looks like he was posting here a month ago praising Hegseth and being a disgusting vile racist. Typical Trumpkin. https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/64064912/#64079607
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Here he is talking about starting a militia. Fucking delusional loser https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/63738323/#63740035
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This man is severely mentally ill https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/63767071/#63772158

>Hey everyone. I'm who anons here call the Dirlewangerfag. To all the Redditors and glowies accusing people who clearly hate America and are telling people not to enlist of being me, I want to inform you (again) that I now think America's military is worth supporting again thanks to the Hegsethian reforms.
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>>64234286
>isnt it nuts how you keep getting spotted on an anonymous forum
kek
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>>64234313
>The Hegsethian reforms done by Trump's demand has made the military stronger than it's ever been. Recruitment numbers are reaching unheard of records and all the incompetant women and joggers are being cleared out, as well as the obvious foreign spies that could have only gotten in due to your DIE policies. All the leftoid seethe over it is food for my soul.
Truly insane
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>he made another thread
holy fucking mindbroke
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>>64234439
He sat here the whole time, shaking with impotent anger while being bullied online again, but he put himself in a situation where any response would concede to the point of his bullies, so he thought making a new thread and letting this one die would conceal the embarrassing stuff about him that was posted here. It always cracks me up knowing that he lets me get under his skin like this, knowing that his terminal internet addiction prevents him from literally just walking away and never dealing with the harassment ever again
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>>64234517
>his terminal internet addiction prevents him from literally just walking away and never dealing with the harassment ever again
he probably read somewhere that not standing up for himself makes him a cuck, but he didn’t realize these rules don’t apply online, where nobody actually cares
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Gentlemen, can we stop giving the village idiot fuel? We all know he's so starved for attention that he'll drive while posting. You know that thing we do for enlistment help? Let's get back to that, eh?
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>>64234635
I know for sure he has read "Turn the other cheek", but for all of his christian larping he is by far the most spiteful person I have ever had the displeasure of dealing with. That's how I know he's just a Christian for show, validated by the fact that he spent Sunday morning fucking gambling of all things
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>>64234672
Shut up and take your beating, Robert.
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>>64234672
Don't worry, whipping him into submission comes in spurts, and after today he will fuck off for a while. He already tried to run away, but his oppositional defiance disorder compelled him to make other threads just to keep whining.
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>>64234687
I'm just glad little Trump supporting racist pissbabies like him know they aren't welcome on the 'chanz.
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>>64234680
His thread was deleted. I wonder how many posts here will be removed now.
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>>64234721
We'll know soon enough.
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>64234695
>he's false flagging now
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>>64234175
>standing up for 92gfag still
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>>64235076

Also:
>envies the legitimacy that 92G has
He has none. He hated the army just as much as BCD and did his own shit talking. Fuck him too
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>>64235205
92G actually served, so his opinions have weight. The resident shill didn't serve, so everything he complains about is founded upon whatever he read on the internet, caring only for information that corroborates his personal vendetta, factual or not. You should have seen how rabidly he reposted disinfo about that helicopter crash earlier this year, truly insisting it was a tranny that did it.
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>>64235205
He at least got fucked for his own retardation and not his own belligerent retardation. Its one thing to be retarded, its another to intend harm to others while retarded.
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>Robert is still talking to himself about himself.
When will he stop?
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>medically discharged after basic 2 years ago
>said i'll make it when I get back to civvie life
>working a dead end job
Should I just re-enlist? Can't find an apartment for shit without spending a fortune to live in the ghetto and scrap by check to check. IT is over saturated and barely pays out anymore so my trade is basically dying if not dead.
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>>64235246
You have never served and will never serve, Robert.
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>>64235246
Unironically, yes. IT with a security clearance is a totally different realm than commercial IT.
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>>64235246
What was your RE code?
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>>64235205
Sure he does. He posted his dd214 when he got out. He had an honorable discharge and can get back in if he wants (unlike some people)
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>>64235205
Hating the Army isn't the issue. The problem that everyone has with Mr. BCD is that he has no legitimate reason to hate the Army. His hatred comes from him being, in his mind, denied the opportunity to murder women and children in Afghanistan.
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>>64235604
Wait, does he unironically want to be robert bales because they share the same first name? Holy fucking kek
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>>64235647
To him, it's as if God made him just so he could be like his hero. I wonder if he sends letters to Robert Bales over at Leavenworth, or maybe he's too afraid to find out even his hero would look down on him like a total piece of shit
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>>64235668
Your posts have inspired me to drive to Peoria with a printout of his photo and try to track him down. I'll report back when I find him. We're gonna get this bastard.
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>>64235700
Godspeed, member if he shoots you, you still win. Illinois is big antigun, his are probably illegal from his bcd anyway. If you kick his ass, shove him in a locker because its his natural habitat.
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>>64235723
Btw, a little birdy told me he works at a place called Maui Jim, and it would be a shame if they found out about his activities here.
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>>64235732
Almost as shameful as pretending to be somebody else for the entire thread after vowing to walk away for a week?
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>>64235604
>>64235647
>>64235668
>>64235700
>>64235723
>>64235732
all me btw
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>>64235762
>comes back
>about to have the inspect element part of the meltie
Sure was a short week
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>>64235732
>>64235759
>>64235762
>>64235771
Fuck off Robert.
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>>64235771
You can see why he doesn't get paid by any shill organization—he truly sucks at this
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>>64235794
What else would you expect from a guy who's such a bloodthirsty psycho that even the US military thought he was too much?
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>>64235808
>What else would you expect
A murder-suicide situation. Thank goodness he is legally barred from owning any firearms, making him a federally-certified nogunz
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>>64235808
Too obvious. Did the robert bales post send you over the edge and you had to defend your lil boo thang?
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>>64235821
If he went to boot camp he probably has cancer from the barracks, so he'll be gone soon enough.
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>>64235829
Not if the clot shot gets him first. Remember, 2 more weeks!
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>>64235841
Fuck off with that antivax shit.
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>>64235732
tbqh, its pretty close to the planet fitness he was shitposting from a couple weeks back. Not outside the realm of possibility, fucking hilarious if true.
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>>64235557
>>64235604
>still defending 92g like he's worthy of it.
Im not even bcgfag but you guys are pathetic
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>>64235850
Let's just say I've got insider info. I know what I'm talking about. Robert is FUCKED.
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>>64235841
>>64235829
I live for the manic stages of your meltdowns by the way
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>>64235851
Hi Robert.
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>>64235855
Why is Robert such an ardent antivaxxer? Does he think that's why he's retarded?
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>BCDfag is so angry that he can't hurt his internet bullies that he is doxxing himself in an attempt to bait them into an ambush so he can kill them
Never in my life did I expect to fuck this guy's mental state up this badly. All I was doing was egging on a fat retard, and he turned out to be a certified lolcow by pure chance. Even Armatard didn't go this insane when I torqued him up.
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>/meg/ is just one schizo responding to himself
It's true
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>>64235866
Failed men can't help themselves, I fucking swear.

>>64235868
He'll be back in a second, he's really the gift that keeps on giving. The dox is new tho, especially since his retard plan would put him away for a real fucking long time.
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>>64235881
It's his personal mental prison, and just like a horribly abused child, he is now soiling himself in an effort to disgust everyone around him so that they will leave him alone. I am not even joking, this is a real defense mechanism exhibited by damaged people. The problem is that he is trying to do this on 4chan of all places. All he needs to do is close out of the website, or at least stop posting here, but his stubborn ego is self-destructively compelling him to keep trying to "win" after FIVE YEARS of being treated as poorly as he treats others.
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>>64235904
So what all we do we know about him so far? He enlisted in the army, got a BCD for wanting to murder innocent Muslim children, moved to Peoria, works at Maui Jim, and gambles on Sundays?
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>>64235904
He's already been visited by law enforcement after that one time he talked about walking into a local recruiting station and massacring everyone. He was deemed to not be a real threat, which is why he still posts here, and is now even more upset that nobody thinks he is a danger to anyone when all he wanted to be was dangerous.
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>>64235913
10 years, actually. He's wasted 10 years of his life doing this, and now he's 37 with nothing to show for it besides a BCD.
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>>64235920
Here's a gun he posted, not bothering to censor the serial number. Given that he lives in Illinois, it is dead easy to report this gun as stolen and have law enforcement investigate.
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>>64235940
And then here's his redacted FOID card, with just enough information for law enforcement to corroborate upon investigation.
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>>64235946
How does he have a FOID card if he can't own a gun?
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>>64235959
Beats me, whoever said he can't doesn't know what they're talking about.
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>>64235940
Is it illegal to falsely report a gun as stolen?
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>>64235966
Then how do we know the gun is stolen? I don't want to get in trouble for reporting something that isn't true.
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>>64235968
Is it illegal to openly ideate a shooting spree targeting military service members?
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>>64235974
Yes, but I don't want to get in trouble for going after this sicko in the wrong way.
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>>64235940
Didn't save it, but you can probably find the heritage 22lr revolver if you look hard enough thru desuarchive for peoria. Its against melting point laws in that shit state anyway.
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>>64235980
There is zero evidence that he owns that firearm, unless he chooses to post an updated timestamped photo verifying possession of the firearm. It's up to the owner of the firearm to confirm possession, and if you reported the gun as stolen, the police would immediate visit Robert to confirm. Since he is currently in a manic episode, the cops would likely spook him and he would create an incident leading to either his arrest or trigger an action of lethal self-defense on the part of the arresting officers.
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>>64235992
This. I suggest contacting as many legal authorities as possible about this.
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>>64236002
The archives have more than enough to justify an anonymous tip, simply phrased along the lines of:

"An individual on 4chan has been either alluding to or directing suggesting the murder of minorities and military servicemembers. He has posted a firearm with the following serial number, and while censoring his personal information, he has provided a FOID card with the following issue and expiration dates. I am unsure if he owns this firearm or took it from a friend or family member, but I am concerned that, in this political atmosphere, he will attempt to hunt down a currently-deployed member of the National Guard with the objective of murdering them. Please ensure the safety of this community and investigate the matter"
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>>64236013
I'll be submitting a tip to the FBI as soon as possible, and I suggest you do the same.
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Isn't it absolutely nuts that Robert could have just stopped posting when he said he would and this police report would not have been filed? Talk about digging your own grave.
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Enjoy prison, Robert. This is what happens to mouthy chuddies.
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>>64236023
Don't forget to call Maui Jim as well. There can't be that many felons named Robert who work there.
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>>64236028
No, this is what happens when you act like an absolute lunatic and then make it so easy to find you that a random person on 4chan can individually identify you. I absolutely do not want to read a news report that some fuckass from Peoria Heights, IL tracked down and killed a member of the National Guard while they were deployed in Chicago
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>>64236013
Fuckin nice phrasing, sneaky little words
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>>64236028
prison for what? being a retard on 4chan?
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>>64236045
No, making domestic terrorist threats
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>>64236040
That's why I'll be contacting his employer as well as the police. We should definitely attach that photo of himself he posted and his discharge papers along with everything else, right?
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>>64233817
This is what needs to be sent in the police report.
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>>64236049
i think you're making shit up, but you do you
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>>64236050
You're free to follow the false lead. I've already submitted my report to https://tip411.com/landing/peoriailpd?iframe=true
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>>64236066
You can, Robert, but you can't hide. I'm emailing that photo of your face and all the incriminating info to Maui Jim and the Peoria Police right now
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It is actually funny to watch Robert try to joke his way out of a very serious situation. Fear smells like shit and spinach, and this thread reeks of it.
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>>64236070
Perfect. With his photo and discharge papers, they'll have no problem finding him.
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>>64236075
yeah and get blacklisted by them for being an internet karen
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>>64236090
Holy shit, you're absolutely terrified, aren't you? I can smell your fear from here.
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>>64236090
Oh no, not maui jim. However shall i cope.
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>>64236095
i'm not even him
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If Robert acts like a normal person, the police might not feel the need to send a request for information from 4chan to collect all posts from his personal devices. Unfortunately, the posts here display his inability to behave appropriately under duress, so I'm anticipating the worst.
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>>64236101
You haven't once fooled a single person with that line. Is that the part in your melty where you use inspect element?
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>>64236103
You're deliberately trigger him so that he is unhinged when the police arrive? Devilish, you.
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>>64236107
meds
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>>64236112
His doesn't even know this his life is already over.
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So Robert, we talked about you all day, and gave you extra special attention. Are you okay with us changing the subject, or do you want to be the center of attention for a little longer?
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>>64236114
You're going to rot behind bars if you survive the police encounter, Robert. They take terroristic threats very seriously. You have seriously fucked up
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y'all really need to go outside sometimes, lol
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Your little "lol"s aren't going to save you from prison, Robert.
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>>64232338
Depends on how old you are, it's you're 18-20 go Marines for 4 years and get out and be a teacher.

If you only do 4 years in the military do something COOL, if you plan on a 20 year career in the military do something COZY
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>>64236114
You always say this as if you aren't the biggest schizo here
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>>64236125
You need to follow your own advice
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>>64235273
I was denied clearance 2.5 years ago and I dont think I can apply for another for another 1.5 year(s)

>>64235451
RE-2C
Was kicked out for fradulent entry lying at meps so a JDA or something
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>>64236166
Honestly, I doubt they'll let you back in. Sorry brother.
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>>64236166
Double-check your paperwork and be really sure on this one. That code is going to decide whether you are really fucked or not.
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>>64236166
Yeah, getting caught lying is a big no no. Sorry bud, gl
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>>64236166
This is why you never lie about your medical history.
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>>64236199
No, this is why YMMV. Don't admit to dumb shit like a childhood heart murmur, but don't lie about type 2 diabetes
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>>64236202
Better safe than sorry. Plus, honesty is always the best policy once you're in, so you might as well start early.
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>>64236214
Got any proof you're in?
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>>64235845
I'm just following the Secretary of Health's guidelines to avoid unnecessary, experimental treatments. Are you some kind of conspiracy theorists that thinks the govt would lie about this?
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>>64236214
Ehhhh, agree on once you're in. But starting early can fuck you pretty unnecessarily, but it is getting harder with fucking genesis and diagnosis happy docs.
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>>64236218
>couldnt stay away
You are fucking addicted
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>>64236238
He knows that law enforcement will be on his doorsteps sometime in the next 72 hours, so he has to get every last drop of (You)-derived dopamine before he is ripped away from a 20-year long internet addiction.
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>>64236170
It was the airforce so yea probably
>>64236189
Confirmed it was a 2C JDA.

The army scouted me out after I got back home and I kept playing with the idea of re-enlisting but decided against it so I know I can go back to any of those branches but it feels fucking pointless since the Airforce and Spaceforce have the best jobs for technology.
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>>64236301
Sheesh... okay, so do you know why you were denied clearance? What clearance were you aiming for?
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>>64236218
There's literally nothing dangerous about any vaccines you get when you're in the US military. The health and safety of all service members is our number one priority.
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>>64236218
>>64236352
>get accused of talking to yourself
>"I know what I'll do! I'll prove them right!"
What's the next step of your master plan?
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>>64236360
Friendly fire.
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>>64236249
>ah schizo steve aka retard robert
>ive got his address on a post it note in the squad car
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>>64236371
You just know they're all sitting around the computer laughing at that picture of his dumb ugly face that I sent them
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>>64236371
Wait, is his name Steve or Robert? I also read his name was Dave in a different thread, or was that someone else?
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>>64236387
We're going to find out when everyone on /pol/ clowns on him the same way they did on the guy that Sheriff Chitwood had arrested.
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>>64236387
It's Robert. He confirmed it when he went whining on IRC.
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>>64236336
Taking medication that wasnt prescribed to me once. I needed to be top secret eligible and was selected but then I self reported like a retard and was denied and lost eligibility.
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I'm a Navy Nuke ET who works for 'Big Navy' went on 2 deployments, got a Combat Action Ribbon. Answering questions. The Nuke copy pasta in the OP is mostly wrong if you have room temp IQ and are willing to work.


General advice for anyone trying to joing: Read Starship Troopers. If you don't understand why I recommend it after reading it; don't join, we're full.
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>>64236428
Prove it, Robert.
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>>64236430
>
USS Harry S Truman, 2021-2025, what else do you need to believe me?
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>>64236401
which medication?
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>>64236435
Timestamped photographic evidence
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>>64236446
I don't need to prove anything to you, shipmate (glowie)
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>>64236469
>I don't need to prove anything to you
alright, it's not him
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>>64236438
Adderall one time use as experimentation.
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>>64236477
He also didn't post a picture earlier when baited to do so, so maybe he's learning.
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>>64236482
Bruh this is the perfect example of why we say
LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)
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>>64236482
You did the right thing by telling the truth.
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>>64236387
Schizo steve was just an alliteration
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>>64236534
Did he? He fucked himself out of a lot of job opportunities. What did he gain in exchange?
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im 30 with a masters degree and im bored of my office job. do recruiters want someone with that profile
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>>64236677
Depending on what role you pick, your life would remain nearly identical, assuming you commission.
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>>64236685
at least physical fitness and shooting guns would be a bigger part of my life.
im in an analytical/quantitative field, are they just gonna want me to do the exact same finance bullshit
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>>64236677
Get out from behind a faggot desk. Go Marine Corps infantry
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>>64236697
That's up to you. Sounds like you are looking at either Army or Marine Corps (but leaning towards Army because better funding and schools). Talk with both, see what they can offer, but keep in mind that infantry officer is a highly-competitive role so you better be in peak shape. Your professional and academic background puts you above your competition, so if you embody the "jock nerd" type, you are going to actually make it happen. Keep us posted, very interested in how things go for you.
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>>64236721
i played a division 1 sports most of college and have kept up with working out, not really worried about qualifying for basic fitness stuff.
do you know about rank if I commissioned? They take into account education in some cases correct?
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>>64236738
Depends on whether you direct commission, but the only way you're starting out as anything other than an O1 is if you had prior service. You are going to be taking a paycut to do this, and your pay won't get back into the 6 figures until you make O3 by around 2030.
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>>64236738
You should be able to commission at a higher rank if your experience is relevant.
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>>64236772
dont really care about the money, ive made enough in my life to know it doesnt fulfill me
>>64236848
guess it depends what they think theyd have me do. ill reach out to an officer enlister
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Can i trust military dentists.

Like i was assuming they fucked up my fillings hence why ive been talking weird since they fixed my mouth but i had it checked out by TWO other military dentists and they said it was fine. Like what are the chances two subsequent dentists would check it out and say it was fine if it wasnt?
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>>64237597
Military doctors aren't known for being top quality, but the chances three in a row all make the exact same mistake is negligible.
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Now that it's officially the Department of War, which future war are you guys most excited to die in? China will be fun, but Venezuela has the hotter women to take as war spoils.
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>>64239016
Thanks for the bump bobbo, really appreciate your week off
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Been reading r/regretjoining. These faggots sound like depressed losers before they got in and now they are also out of shape and depressed. Are the complaints they have over there real or am I right to assume its just a bunch of pussys?
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>>64239032
If they weren't losers, they would have options besides the military.
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>>64239032
>>64239041
Talking to yourself again, Robert?
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>>64239048
He can't help himself, just like he couldn't stop himself from being a shitbag for a couple months in basic
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>>64239054
He's so fucking pathetic. Typical enlisted loser mentality, and a great example of why they're a lesser form of life than officers.
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>>64239068
Such losers they booted you out? Bleak, man.
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>>64239073
Friendly fire. I'm on your side.
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>>64239032
>owner of the subreddit was so buckbroken by his enlistment that he moved to Canada as soon as he got out
His whole story sounds like bullshit desu.
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>>64239097
I guarantee Robert created the subreddit and every single account that used it.
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>>64239101
Fun fact: Robert orchestrated the entire anti-Vietnam War movement. There were no protests; it was all Robert v
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>>64239097
As stated itt, if you go in and are retarded you're gonna have a bad time. If you go in and are easily buckbroken you're gonna have a bad time. If you go in and get out with benies and avoid getting a chip on your shoulder, congrats, you got the life on ez mode cheat code.
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>>64239188
>if you go in and are retarded you're gonna have a bad time. If you go in and are easily buckbroken you're gonna have a bad time
Marines on suicide watch
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>>64239188
This. The international corporations that own the military have hollowed out any other avenue for success in America besides being born rich or signing up to serve them. It's very clever what they've done, so you might as well take advantage of it and defraud them for as much money as possible.
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>Robert is still talking to himself
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just scored 98 on the asvab should i rethink 88m
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>>64239359
Congratulations, you are of average human intelligence.
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>>64239372
But you're incorrect by definition.
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>tfw needed to cheat to score high on my asvab
I'm retarded but i'm a smart retard
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>>64239560
98 may be above average for the military, but people who join the military usually possess lower than average intelligence.
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>>64239606
>>64239606
>>64239606
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>>64239635
>Robert's thread got deleted
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I just turned 18. Should I apply to Space Force or Coast Guard?
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>>64239623
No, you're just a retard.
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>>64239979
Space force wont take you unless youre airforce internal first, so its coastie roastie by default.
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>>64239634
98 is below average
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>>64239979
Depends very heavily on why you want to join the military and what you want to get out of it and what you're interested in. Those branches are very different.
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>>64239987
>Space force wont take you unless youre airforce internal first
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>>64239987
What about the CIA? I'd love to see South America.
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>>64239990
I want to kill foreigners from a trailer in Nevada.
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>>64240001
holy based
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>>64239991
Lemme know how it goes then
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>>64239016
Iran in 2 weeks, right?
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>>64239996
If you're serious just lurk their page on usajobs/intelligencecareers and see if anything pops up you qualify for. Paramilitary officer is out of the question unless you've been a Special Forces officer for the last 15 years but they usually have regular desk-job positions popping up.



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