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Ore wa ichiban
>>64292528
>>64290270For me it's this shit, mix a big teaspoon of it into a pitcher and throw it in the fridge.
I unfortunately do not have any mikus saved. AFAIK the only vocaloid related image is this
>>64292593Based fellow Mekaloton enjoyer
>>64292593>do not have any mikus savedThe very same, heh. Truth is that I rarely contribute much other than a unique OP video
>Figured character was like 7'+ tall>Turns out she's canonically only like 6'2"lmao, fuckin' nips.
I fucking hate Sony
>>64292659>fucks allat
>>64292699Sony Hi8 camcorder. NTSC videoLot of ribbon cables in this shit.
>>64287426>masochistsGet out of here with your sick an twisted fantasies, /ak/ is a Christian board. The only fetishes we approve of here is handholding, femdom, gentle femdom, tomboys, and pregnant tummies.
>>64292821Does mommydom fall under the gentle femdom umbrella?
>>64292821I need to know the line between violation and femdom.
It's late at night, I can't sleep, all I can think about is that one girl that moved away, I wish to see her again. The sweetest, cutest, most modest and humble girl I ever met.
>>64292877Anon, you gotta let it go. The best case scenario is that someone else wifed her up already, the worst case is that she got brainrotted by tiktok and Instagram and she's no longer the person in your memories.
>>64292821>any kind of femdomMiss me with that gay shit. I'd rather die than submit to a woman.
>>64292643KaguRai actually have chick that tall. Also Dorohedoro
why do you hate any depiction of polish characters /ak/?
submissive buff women
>>64292570>>64292572I am not a city slacker, I live relatively rural, not fucking sami rural but still. I genuinely never see women here wearing turtlenecks, as in proper sweater turtlenecks.
>>64293475no I hate you, the sowalski sperg that does nothing but bait arguments
>>64293549you seem to harbor a lot of animosity towards poles
>>64293475>flag is black>PW patch on a modern operator>not holding a FB or similar polish rifle>not flaxen hair>character is not a Grey Ranks scout loli with a sten too big for her to wield properlywell, probably cause that depiction fucking sucks
>>64292588Nice sugar tooth anon. And the lemon one is better desu
>>64293565any depiction of polish characters is hated on /ak/
>>64293681why so? i don't frequent here too much so i'm not well versed in /k/
>>64293307I will keep praying for us to unite, I will only stop when we do or I meet girl equal or greater than her.
>>64293695people here call poles annoying, non white, and repeat anything they read about poles in mein kampf. also that whole russia-ukraine thing, where both sides call them subhuman
>>64293735i seewell, what can i say, success breeds jealousy
>>64293741also trump supporters seem to hate poland because of the threat of the usage of article 5
>>64293681For a few seconds, I thought you said "polish crackers" and got really confused.
>>64293695It's a single baiting faggot who keeps saying we hate Poland and Poles despite us nearly never mentioning them. Dunno what his deal is, but he's basically part of the thread now. You get used to him and the people who argue with him, like everyone else who frequents here.
>>64292821I’m not spotting any chubby bellies or older women on your list. You might be gay
>>64293761Yup. Yet people keep giving (You)s.
Post more Miku, God damnit! That was the whole point of my intervening >>64292643You consoom anime with disdain for its producers as the Nippon produce anime with disdain for themselves, it's all quite ironic>>64292654Sony's been fucking up for 30 years if not longer>>64292838Yes and it's pretty fucking cringe unless your real mother's dead>>64292877She ain't thinking about you, quit losing sleep over her>>64293323If killing a commie for mommy happens to be submission then the world needs subs now more than ever>>64293475Why are you starting this shit again when al-Bukhari isn't even in the thread>>64293745>article 5Nothing ever happens, retard>>64293773I forgot about SPAS-12 posters, kek. They'll probably stumble in here before long>>64293779Guilty as charged
>>64293798I would, but I don't have that many weapon related Mikus.
>>64293842No worries, neither do I! Kek
>>64292821I love gentle femdom!
>>64292851What is the difference? As long as she loves you it is fine. Pain is just an more intense for of love!
Uoogh! scarred and traumatized women erotic!
>>64293881>>64293893Check your privilege
>>64294310that's a man
>>64294312No, it's "Mugi-chan". She used to post on /k/
>>64293798I don't hate nips, I just always find it hilarious when characters who are supposed to be "absolutely towering" are just slightly above average.
>>64293798>Why are you starting this shit again when al-Bukhari isn't even in the threadi don't know what you're talking about. i just saw that you guys don't like poland and polish things.
>>64294378Unfortunately for them, a child needs more than sea weed and rice to become the size of a man>>64294398You were the first one to even mention Poland in this entire thread, crazy asshole
>>64292821Don't forget mother-son incest, which at least two separate regulars in this thread seem to enjoy
>>64294421I'm just stating undeniable facts
>>64294310What?
>>64294718That's uh, one way to reload an AK.
>>64294812I believe it’s called an Israeli reload
>>64294846*Iraqi reload
>>64294846>>64294851This is why I wish I had metal working talent beyond basic shit. I would love to make a drop in left handing non reciprocating charging system for the AK.
>>64294887Don't be waste time lamenting your lack of metalworking skills, anon.Judging by that idea of yours, it's a very good thing that you can't do metalwork.
>>64294398>ww2 design>pw band>sten (with a horizontal mag?)>german grenadebrilliant. the only thing i'm not a fan of is the cap
>>64294500so we're not going to talk about the guy who posts the cropped beast stuff?
>>64294947hey yukari, how do you feel about poland strongarming God Emperor Trump into ww3?
>>64294500>seem to enjoyI'm trying to stop enjoying it but im struggling.
Make Weeaboos Seethe Again
>>64295039I've just embraced the degeneracy, if seeing a son mating press the very hole that brought him into this world gets me off why fight it?
>>64294902
>>64295107>why fight it?Because its messed up. Not as much as other stuff but still... god i wish i could reset my neurons
>>64295197>Because its messed upDon't worry about silly little things like that sweetheart, now come give mama a kiss (on both lips)
>>64294979>forcing Trump into gloryBased, he WILL become the hero he was always meant to be, whether he wants to or not
>>64295238fuck. god damn you anon
>>64295238booba
>>64295280You are now picturing yourself in reluctant post sex cuddling with your "mom" who just nuzzles against you contently and assures you there's nothing wrong with loving mommy "a bit too much"
>>64294508No, you were just starting shit before al-Bukhari arrived>>64294693Your blood pressure doesn't drop as a result of pain or stress, check your non-syncope privilege next time >>64295082Fuck your bullshit meme>>64295238>>64295408>ERP promptHow the fuck are you going to dodge the agp accusations after posting shit like that?>>64295374>power of .22 Long
>>64295440shove your head in the oven, massreplying nigger
>>64295446kawaii
>>64295446Many men wish death upon me
>>64295408God damnit anon. May that be the final post. Dont subject /ak/ to our fucked upness.
>>64295495What can I say, I like messing with ya.
>>64295386Fuck yeah Groundless. I should check in on it.
>>64295726it's just the right amount of silly and crushing existential dread, highly recommend it
My heart...
>>64295769God I imagine her feet are cold all the time, poor fox needs a nice campfire
>>64294398I just don't like Catholics. Especially Catholics who take the cake as history's biggest loser after Persia.
One of you had better step up after this thread is over lest I post another Nukitashi video
>>64292643Japs seriously be like>omg so tall 180cm!>look that up in freedom units>5'10
>>64295870TFW 5'9"
>>64295828Achaemenid Empire best Empire you go fuck yourself
Don't mind me, I am just posting the peak female form
>>64295821
>>64295892The Sassanid Empire is the superior persian empire
>>64295912Sassanid empire was literally just larping as if they were Achaemenids, that was the whole point of the entire thing
>>64295903And I'm going to make you regret posting Groznyi in my thread with a reminder that he's gone and not coming back
>>64295928>tfw you will never take a long comfy winter car ride with your reindeer herder tomboy gf
>>64295928>>64295977*chair clattering*
The days are getting colder, the leaves slowly changing color, it is finally fall and comfy, and I am going to start a new stalker gamma playthrough. As always, loner starting the rookie village.
>>64295985>NorskaOh, I wasn't aware– justice for Erik! Carry on
>>64296019Erik?
>>64295928
>>64296035Guy from 28 Years Later! I didn't know any other topical references to Scandinavia, kek>>64296040https://youtu.be/y8VfziFZMGY?t=72
>>64292643>AK-15 is depicted as this massive gorilla of a doll>She's like half an inch taller then MSKK who its like 6'2>Other tall dolls are like 5'8"fucking china man
>>64292877Anon, just admit you want to be her
>>64295838oh man i forgot about that show. I need to read the VN.
>>64296241kys
>>64295838>On Seiran Island, the law makes premarital sex mandatory, so everyone, especially teenagers, regularly have orgies.>And they fight against thisI can't intercourse with this plot. It simply doesn't arouse desire.
>>64296281Monogamous individuals get sentenced to getting raped by strangers so I can understand why people would fight against it
>>64293842God damn w2c?
>>64296281Its a weird ass show imo. Shan't be watching
>>64296637it's ai
>>64296639Well tell ai to make it real.
>>64296281This does have a gal that drips like a leaky faucet and is fuckin insane, so she reminds me of my ex-wife
>>64294947>>64296281PREMARTIAL SEGGS IS A SIN
>>64296729>PREMARTIAL SEGGS IS A SINThe can I be banished to orgy island with the other degens?
>>64296741Why would you ever want to go to an island off the coast of Albania? You're free to go but why would you ever want to go to ALBANIADidn't even give picrel the honor of a save
>>64295244Polands needs to just feed Trump’s ego enough for him to station nuclear weapons there
>>64296093Why's her drink look like the seawater
I figured the way to motivate /ak/ is by being worse than Chairforce Schizo. If this doesn't work, nothing will>>64296245>VNFrom what I've read on Wikipedia, it's a porn game>>64296624The island must be situated on international waters because that sort of think gets you paid a visit by a navy or coast guard otherwise>>64296638Indeed, fuck ecchi. All my videos and images are sourced from YouTube because I'm not wading through that bullshit>>64296729>picKek
>>64296994Motivate /ak/ to do what though?
it's good to be back
>>64296997Bake some fucking breads. You let the last one fall to page 6 without even reaching the bump limit. If I didn't happen upon the OP video from YouTube and intervene, there might not have been a Miku Monday at all
>>64296997Destroy Albania
>>64297046I'd rather destroy a communist, socialist country
>>64296994>Indeed, fuck ecchi.Is it even ecchi? I always thought ecchi was supposed to be the fine line between anime and hentai which Nuki practically is from what I've seen. Like ecchi is supposed to be lots of fan service with girls getting into perverted scenarios or whatever but ultimately nothing explicit is shown like full on orgies in Nuki.
>>64297063>like full on orgies in NukiI classify it as ecchi because the lack of penetration onscreen but perhaps the fabled Blu-ray is more explicit?
>>64297061https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People's_Socialist_Republic_of_Albania
>>64297004Where were (you)?
I desire one thing and it's to lick the sweat off a girl's armpit or stomach. That's all.
>>64297145I got a 3 day ban
>>64297154For what?
>>64295548>That ERP prompt was just a prank, broWhatever you say, homie>>64297134Then it seems Albania must be removed from the map>>64297154I thought you were SOP Ultimus for a moment there but welcome back anyway. Did you go off on another hebe rant?
>>64297154based, keep fighting the good fight
>>64297160drank alcohol and got in a protracted argument with some nogunz /pol/tard. pretty sure he got banned too.>>64297161>Did you go off on another hebe rant?you got the wrong guy.
>>64297170>drank alcohol and got in a protracted argument with some nogunz /pol/tard. pretty sure he got banned too. oh. welcome back
>>64297170
>>64297163is.... she using an eyeball for a sight......
>>64297163There you are, fashionably late as you've taken to being ever since darkness swept over /ak/>>64297170>wrong guyI understand>some nogunz /pol/tardThere's been a surge of them ever since that agp murdered children at school
>>64297195You don't?>>64297196A shitposter is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
>>64297063>full on orgies in NukiPicked up
>>64296241I want to Marry her. I'd literally do it right this nao, but Honestly if we ever meet again and we started courting I'd probably wait a few months so it doesn't look weird to my friends and family, I fell so deeply and madly in love with her. I pray for her return daily.
>>64292877Don't bother. I missed my opportunity 20 years ago. Move on or she'll plague your dreams as mine had. Being perma-single isn't all that bad.
>>64297223Even the smallest shitposter can change the course of the futurehttps://youtu.be/63Wn9ixjVoc?t=393
You ever wonder how weird things would be if humans were marsupials and toddlers (or emotionally stunted children/teens/adults) could literally crawl back into their mothers pouch, or even just another adult woman's pouch?Like imagine a woman walking around looking super embarrasses with a mopey teenagers arms and legs just sticking out of a slit on her stomach, weird to think about.
>>64297352It's posts like yours that tempt me to finish what I started years ago
>>64297352Now that's an odd fetish
>>64297352No I haven't really wondered that before. Also that just sounds like vore
>>64297287Okay, but when does the pain stop?
So it was the Foxu poster denying himself sleep over a woman who isn't thinking about him
>>64297408Whenever you want it to, or you find another decent gal to love.
>>64297405>Also that just sounds like voreHow? Marsupial pouches have no relation to the digestive tract? They're basically just a big flab of skin filled with nipples.
>>64297432I wouldn't know much about vore but I'm pretty sure it has to do with being literally inside another person, but then again my understanding of vore could be flawed
>>64297439Vore means being eaten, that's pretty much it, unless we're talking anal vore which means being eaten from the other direction and then throwing a party where you invite all your friends and family to tell them how much you want to be sucked up into an asshole.
>>64297422There are many of us. I’m a different foxposter. Not the one that replied originally!
>>64297446Interesting.
Not even gonna lie I'd fuck the shit out of Yuuri. They're at least old enough to serve in a proper military, I don't wanna hear it
>>64297223>You don't? Cant say that I do...
>>64297532Bit out of pocket don you think?
>>64295828can you point out poland's biggest loses? i'm really curious, since you claim that they're even worse loosers than some subsaharan tribes and native americans
>>64297549nta but i'd say the partitioning. i mean, we disappeared as a country for 123 years, a little bit difficult to top that.
>>64298000Well the Israelis didn't have a country for all of time until 1948. That probably tops it.
>>64298050cool, but what does that have to do with the question?
>>64297061Source?
>>64298076>a little bit difficult to top that.
>>64295904Ah, the orgasmic feeling of getting off wet boots and socks by the fire, warming your feet and then putting on warm dry socks and boots
>>64298111who are you quoting? and i ask again, what does that have to do with the question?
>>64297153based
>>64298116Quit being a sook. You know what's what.
>>64298086It's the filename, you dip! Weathering with You
>>64298050>for all of timethey had one until the romans kinda destroyed itit would be a gap of roughly 1800-1900 years, depending on where you define its loss (e.g. end of the hasmonean monarchy, or the dispersion/depopulation by roman suppression of later revolts)
>>64297454I understand
>>64297153
I made peanut butter cookies last night. They're pretty good
>>64298270Thanks for the update, anon
>>64298302No problem. Have you ever made any cookies before? That was my first time personally
>>64298270Based. I love peanut butter.
>>64292838yes, and it's the most based variety of them all
>>64298424If you love peanut butter so much why don't you marry it?
>>64292643>>64294378reminds me of this manga i've been reading about a japanese female heavyweight boxer (rice shoulder in case you want to read it yourself). Everyone in it is always talking about how freakishly tall and massive she is. Turns out, she's only like 6'2", which for a female nip is impressively tall, but it's still not the giraffe-like extremes the people in the manga treat it as. Her weight on the other hand lives up to the hype; sitting at 227 lbs.As an aside, I'd bet R. Crumb would be all over this shit if he knew about it. Massive stocky women are his bread and butter.
I need a Big tiddied Orthodox momwife to Impregnate.
>>64298424Peanut butter is bad for you. You should use almond butter as it's generally considered healthier due to its higher content of fiber, vitamin E, calcium, and healthy monounsaturated fats, while also containing less saturated fat than peanut butter. Peanut butter provides slightly more protein and B vitamin folate, but both nut butters are nutritious, high in calories, and can be part of a healthy diet when consumed in moderation, especially if they are minimally processed and free of added sugar.
>>64298459>If you love peanut butter so much why don't you marry it?I did. And then I consummated our union. Gives a new definition to "creamy". Sadly we didn't last, but according to the label separation is natural. >>64298469Not only do I eat peanut butter, I eat cow butter. Simultaneously.
>>64298495>I did. And then I consummated our union. Gives a new definition to "creamy". Sadly we didn't last, but according to the label separation is natural. oh... that is quite the tale.
>>64298467this but a messianic jew instead of orthodox.
>>64298141Please excuse, am very tired.Thanks anon, it's been ages since i saw that, I don't remember the handgun scene.
>>64296763Just put up a statue of him on the old Tannenberg Memorial
Funny thing I've just noticed is even if an artist is a true megane maniac, designing unique and detailed frames for all his characters and drawing them in loving detail in every single panel like 92m (if you know you know), not even doing that cop out where parts of the glasses disappear when they're "in the way" of the eyes, the one thing that will never get drawn are the little divots on the nose pretty much all glasses wearers have any time they take their glasses off.Just something I found a little funny.
There was an Atelier update... I'll leave it up to a coin toss in the event that you fail to take charge next thread
>>64297287>20 years ago.GOOD LORD HOW OLD ARE YOU?>Being perma-single isn't all that bad.I don't want to be Perma single, I want a wife and kids. If I wanted to be single I'd join a monastery.
>>64298466You need to give me the sauce right now
>>64299585read that post again anon-kun
>>64299585already told you, it's Rice Shoulder. Pic rel is the MC. Cooming mileage might vary on account of the art-style, but if you're of the same disposition as the aforementioned R. Crumb, then you should at least be able to appreciate the character design.
>>64298466>>64299701There any romance? I'm a sucker for that shit.
>>64299725i'm only three volumes in, but I haven't seen any hint of romance so far, so i'd guess there isn't any. Pic rel is as close as you get that sort of thing. Still a good read, funny characters, interesting look into the sport, etc.
This thread needs more SKIRTS and GUNS.
>>64299797
>>64299753Damn
Who plays Rising Storm Vietnam here?
>>64299844It's dead, Jim.
Revenge is like a ghost. It takes over every man it touches. Its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man standing has fallen. I might be able to destroy you but the beast will eventually come for me.
>>64299957They didn't make a better one yet, Charlie.
>>64300162Apparently 83 is back in development. The series and its clones are dead to me now anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPYT_BC4toM
Remember when /ak/ wasn't filled with chink/gook gatcha shit?
E-etto...sorry, Anon, but this road has been sealed off. We're combing the area for angry weebniggers, please stay away until the task force leaves
>>64299388God the chick with the one arm is hot. I love the porn music he uses, makes the reloads and movements feel more sensual
RPK-16 cute and nice!
Man...
>>64300236yeah but why aren't you posting best girl?
>>64299797No, what it needs is more PUGILISMFLESH against FLESHBONE against BONEWILL against WILLthat primordial sport in which the participants are the weapons, and victory is only assured at the destruction of their opponents.
>>64300392or second best girl?
>>64300403or third best girl?
>>64300409or fourth best girl?
>>64300424or fifth best girl?
or... well, as long as you post cute girls(guns) it's okay i guess
>>64299042Odd considering that's the gunshot that practically starts the plot
>>64296994A lot of Vans are porn. Just look at FATE
FUCK the french!
>>64300989l'oignon status: j'aime
>>64300989My two cute French wives.
PTA draws good feet, why does he do it though?
>>64298466>>64299701193cm is 6'4" not 6'2"That's gigantic for a woman anywhere in the world
>>64301266He's one of "them"
>>64300989The french will be fugged soon
>>64300989>>64301361she is Corsican
>>64301373That one island? What's that supposed to mean?
>>64301402>What's that supposed to mean?Corsica is more french than Algeria.
>>64295928seems like a good thing to hit with the lost kitten treatment
She returns. Jimmy bros eating good
>>64295928someone got to it before I didFUCKhttps://youtu.be/5_i_v9_fK-4?si=vw0M74vmv-aZ0y-i
>>64292500Is there an M26 lemon grenade girl?
>>64301268damn, I have a worse sense of scale then japs.
>>64302070eyes up here
>>64302087TOO LATE YOU CAN'T ESCAPE>captcha: N0 AAYit knows
>>64299844RS1 will always be the GOAT, RS2 had too many problems for me to get into it
>>64301266he knows the foot is sacred
>>64301266>why does he do it though?Money, dear boy.
>>64301507I still don't get it>>64301878Fuck all if I know, they'd probably be jihadist though
>>64298466>Massive stocky women are his bread and butter.Based
>>64299701FERTILE
Is slamfire good for you?
>>64302315If she lets me slam and fire into her
>>64302315I'd slamfire into her if you get what im putting down
>>64301878this girl has an explosive temper>tfw grenade girl asks how she looks
>>64300245>please stay away until the task force leavesOh I will...
>>64302256I want to find a grenade girl for shitposting at my M26-enjoying friend who fought jihadists so finding a hadji M26 girl would probably be the funniest outcome. >>64302366The thing I like about anime girls is that when they do things like that it's charming and quirky but when you live with a 3DPD woman like that it gets exhausting and tedious fast.
>>64303026Why did he do it?
>>64303026>when you live with a 3DPD womanSee, that was your first mistake
>>64302953your cooperation is appreciated, w33b
>>64303031He made M18-chan take off her ring because he saw her riding on someone else plate carrier. Out of shame and embarrassment she self-immolated shortly after this. >>64303043I am not wise enough to live my life by the wisdom I possess.
>>64303045NOOOOOOOOOO
>>64303052Damn thats sad.
