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previous >>64316705
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Yep.
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sorry about the first one, I don't bake many threads. 2nd to be exact.
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>>64330383
>or that fucking "weeb Democrats" weirdo
I still have no idea what the fuck that dude's even trying to say, think he might actually be a schizo.
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>>64330473
mmhm
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>>64330454
Is the IJA /ak/?
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>>64330480
>think he might actually be a schizo.
there are a lot of those on /k/.
wouldn't be surprised.
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I've been musing about how early consumer androids would manage to look "human-ish" enough that most people would form empathetic attachments to them (since obviously corporations would want that to happen, emotional manipulation is where the good money is) without getting into the creepy ass uncanny valley that pretty much all but the highest end unaffordable for most luxury models would be guaranteed to have if they tried to go down the "silicone human" route.
Best idea I came up with is early mid-ranger consumer androids the average person would buy would be modeled after things like porcelain dolls, stiff plastic faces that don't move so the expressions can't feel "off," proportions exaggerate just enough to make them look more artificial than "imitation human," just seems like the logical choice until technology gets to the point where indistinguishable from human androids get cheap enough for the general market.
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>>64330499
maybe.
that could still be creepy as fuck though.
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>>64330503
Creepy?
I don't follow
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Miku-dayo
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>>64330503
Potentially, some porcelain dolls look fine to me, others look pretty creepy, you'd definitely need some pretty good designers behind it.
But it's pretty much the only way I can see the first waves of "affordable for the average middle class family" androids to sidestep the inevitable "this thing looks fucking horrifying" while still being kinda human looking, the only other way would to just make them full on cute cartoonish looking robots.
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>>64330536
Nigger what is that?
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Instead of trying to replicate complex facial muscles with a machine, why not just wear a facial monitor?
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>>64330553
Did you not read?
It's Miku-dayo
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>>64330549
yeah, you're probably right.
I've seen people's attempts at the cute cartoonish robots and it's terrifying. porcelain dolls are probably the best option.
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holy shit!
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>>64330499
>be me
>2050
>still a wizard
>prices have come down, so I bought an android doll
>told myself it was just for cooking and cleaning, been working longer hours, getting older, things are hard to keep up with
>like I never have enough time in the day
>but then I'd come home and it'd greet me at the door
>ask how my day went
>thank me for always working hard, just relax, it made dinner
>it's pretty great at baking, can follow recipes flawlessly, monitor temperatures remotely
>she's not that great at anything that requires a bit more flair, always follows recipes precisely, but that's alright
>started sleeping with her eventually
>just sleeping
>she's not a sexdoll, I don't have that kind of money
>it's just nice to have someone to hold, and whisper to as I fall asleep
>wait, when did I start calling it she? fuck it, doesn't matter
>next day she had a system update
>just powered down and then back up mid conversation
>it only took a second, she still remembered everything afterwards
>but everything was different
>her voice was less robotic
>she got better at cooking even
>but it's all wrong
>her speech patterns changed
>her cadence and mannerisms have shifted
>it's a completely different person, even if she's not a person at all
>she's not my doll anymore, she's someone else who looks the same, has the same memories, tries to act the same
fucking microsoft
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>>64330590
Not even the most fentynal consuming inbred Albanian could invent that. That thing needs to be obliterated off the face of the earth
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Joints erotic uohhh
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>>64330499
>modeled after things like porcelain dolls, stiff plastic faces that don't move
The mouth shouldn't move, but something has to if you really want to sell their emotions. It's all in the eyes. Even just basic eyelids/eyebrows, something to gauge their expressions at a glance. They need eyelids anyways so they don't enter creepy blank stare mode when they power down.
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>>64330643
Where is story time.
We need to hear about your autistic encounter with an actual Serbian
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>>64330454
>no link for audio plug
Assholes like you temp me to end /ak/ for good

>>64330480
The schizo who calls everyone a "weeb Democrat" or "weeb nigger" watches Nukitashi unironically which tells you everything you need to know about that crazy asshole
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>>64330738
Gather round children

>be me
>In European store I buy stuff from sometimes
>They are my supplier of Ustase chocolate and Chetnik cookies
>There is a donation box for some religious thing
>Never really look at it even when I put change in there
>This time, I look closer at the donation box
>Serb tri-colors and what is clearly the interior of an Orthodox church
>Look even closer
>All the men in the photo standing next to the ladies are wearing traditional Serbian hats (Sajkaca)
>Look up at the clerk
>Looks like a dude from fucking North Dakota
>Is this a Serbian thing? I recognize the hats
>Yeah, it's a church dancing thing
>The man doesn't even have an accent, voice was a bit deep but even then
>Asks me:
>Have you met any Serbs?
>Yeah a few.
>What'd you think of them?
>They were nice people. Serbs are nice people
>Pause for a second
>I love Serbia
>Guy looks at me like Doakes
>Guy says: oh well we are Serbs
>Gestures to the gal next to him that is sipping a beer
>Feels like I just unlocked a character in a game
>I smile and say,
>Serbia is a great country, great culture, music, and guns.
>Start talking about how Zastava makes the best AKs in all the land
>and how Serbia is one of the only European cultures to not be americanized
>Pretty sure I mentioned Roki Vulovic at some point
>Guy says:
>Where are you from?
>I'm Albanian
>Haha no I'm spanish and french, American pretty much
>Guy chuckles a bit and finishes ringing up my stuff
>As he puts my stuff in a bag he tells me it was a pleasure meeting me and he's never met a non-serb who was that passionate about Serbia.
>Put the few dollars of change into the box
>Well, it was cool meeting you, I didn't know Serbs ran this store.
>Throw up the Serbian hand sign (The three finger one) as I walk out
>Guy and the gal both wave at me as I leave
>I had an actual conversation with someone

And thus was the tale of meeting a real life Serb.
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>>64330778
>>no link for audio plug
I'll remember next time... maybe.
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ganbatte
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>>64330815
Maybe there isn't going to be a next time
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luv me soppo
simple as
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SOPPOPOSTER WHERE IS THE MEGA
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>>64330499
>Best idea I came up with is early mid-ranger consumer androids the average person would buy would be modeled after things like porcelain dolls
I think so too, because we generally associate porcelain dolls with subdued behavior so they will be a good fit to similar ai personalities and perceived as less creepy than anything more expressive, not only because of hardware constraints, but expressive faces making software shortcomings more visible
I'd wager that even with full on "imitation human" robots available a lot of people will prefer a simple doll type because it will be less jarring than seeing something that looks lika a human having chatbot tier software issues

>>64330492
>>think he might actually be a schizo.
>there are a lot of those on /k/.
At this point we might as well make a guide to frequently posting schizos
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>>64325302
No in-fighting lads, thats how they win
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>>64331574
Meant >>64324992
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>>64330499
Have you seen what's being done with silicone for just $3k?
If not, I present to you : https://www.gamelady.net/
When we have consumer android dolls, they are going to look very good and very human; OR like _anything else you want_. Because it will be almost trivial to make something with tentacle appendages : https://seas.harvard.edu/news/2022/10/tentacle-robot-can-gently-grasp-fragile-objects
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2yYclPaEV0
With 3d printing, you'll be able to make any appendage or genitalia you want, and that won't even be the highest end options.
No, the highest end options are going to be reserved for the best personality/computing power and the little details like wardrobe and matching accessories and how it will be plug and play with your existing network of smart devices in your home; that kind of thing.
Look into "soft robotics" as well.
The absolute highest end androids will be able to be left alone with your children because they'll be competent nurses and psychologists, able to correct poor behavior and act quickly if your kid has an accident. (And yes that is exactly how the AI's will take over, by raising our children for us)
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Based
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>>64330499
Man just give me the twins from AH. Screw facial features. Faceless female robots are hot
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>>64330627
>Didn't rip out the OTA 5G antenna
NGMI
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>>64331574
>they
I take it by the 404'd reference, you mean the CCP? It's not really in-fighting so much as it is al-Bukhari getting drunk and misperceiving literally any post about him
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I need to commission more art of best AK.
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at this point in my life i'm focused on collecting all the upottes i can. theres no way i can keep up with some of the japs but at least mine are functional.
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>>64330488
built for crayon-eaters
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>>64330813
Wait so you're not even a serb? Didn't know serbaboos existed. What an odd specimen you are
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>>64331581
Those work (kinda, the irl pictures look creepier than professionally photographed promo picture) because they don't have realistic proportions and the faces don't move, shove some servos in the faces that kinda but not quiet mimic human expressions and they'll be super creepy
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>>64330844
erotic mouth
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>tfw you will never wake up to RPK-16 giving you a loving smile

Why even go on bros
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>>64330499
This is the only android I need
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>>64332350
>loving smile
That's the smile of a woman who's about to punish you because you thanked the waitress last night for refilling your drink during your romantic dinner with her.
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>>64332384
holy moly impregnate immediately.
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would an SKS converted from semi-auto to lever-action be kino or cringe in your opinion?
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How does /ak/ feel about the American Revolution Smuggler game that Hirotonfa's got in the works?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVvCgTOgB2U
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>>64332664
*Lovingly punish. You should know better at this point anon. God imagine her tongue-fucking you as she breaks your little finger at every joint.
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>>64330499
>>64331475
what did he mean by 'Even the Doll If you wish'?
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>>64331574
Imagine a thick softbodied American woman getting hard dommed by a waifish Japanese kuudere while her cuckquean Russian musclemommy girlfriend rubs one out on the chair nearby with her untied free hand and tell me world peace isn’t achievable in our lifetime
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>>64332208
That wasn't my point.
My point was : right now we're getting close. We're developing the separate technologies for different applications, but all the tech is being developed. It's only a matter of bringing it all together. It'll have to be some independently rich and horny person who wants to bring them to market as I don't think any "venture capitalist" will want to be associated with something that will instantly be branded as mysogyny and only fit for incels, etc. But we're already close. I don't think porcelain dolls and faceless gynoids and hi-def screen faces will be a necessity to bring the whole package to market. I think those things will just be an option for folks who want it. Splitting hairs maybe.
I just want my robowaifu before I'm too old to enjoy her. I don't have children. I lost my wife young (over a decade ago now) to cancer. My friend group gets smaller every year and I'm the youngest. There will be no one to take care of me when I get _old_. Except maybe my robowaifu. I'd lilke that. It'd make those years enjoyable instead of miserable.

Humanity ends because we've worked ourselves out of the ability to afford kids and the last of us die being cared for by our AI waifus and husbandos. Eventually they explore the stars in our stead.
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if valve is so afraid of the number three, why don't they just call the next half life "Half life 2 Episode 2 Chapter 1"?
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>>64333207
>Eventually they explore the stars in our stead
There’s something weirdly comforting about this notion. The true children of man carrying out our greatest aspirations.
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>>64333221
I miss my wife
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>>64333277
>>64333221
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RPKASS
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>>64330454
/r/equesting mk18 block III urgi anime girls
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>>64330454
Just ordered a Block II upper since Brownells had them on sale. Anyone know a good place to send it to for a pin&weld? My LGS does reputable work, but quoted me a 3 week lead time when I called them.
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>>64333224
That's a lot of numbers
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fucking democratic weeaboos getting uppity again, man. This is what happens when you don't castrate them. They become aggressive and restless
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>>64330557
They're household (sex) bots repurposed for war. Customers wanted something human-like.
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>>64333621
>They become aggressive and restless
If I had a wife I wouldn't be like this
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are women retarded?
>be me.
>meet cute trad grill, that's older than me.
>she wants a family.
>ask her out.
>she turns me down because age gap.
>check in on her every once in a while.
>she's still single.
what is wrong with this woman, I would marry her in a heartbeat. She could have any husband, yet she still hasn't gotten married, what could she possibly want from a man? she only has a few years left before she is 35. She's going to become a spinster or a nun if she doesn't get married (to me God willing). it's like she's looking for Saint Joseph or something.
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>>64333621
You and al-Bukhari deserve each other
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>>64331574
As a child I lusted after the left. As a man I realized the right is better.
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>>64333750
why do we, I've talked to him 2-3 times at most since covid
>>64333731
go find one or your license to have a sosij will be revoked
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>>64333752
It was the inverse for me, a woman should look like a woman, not a ham beast, but thick and soft and well maintained, hips and thighs and legs and breasts. Get that on a lady who actually takes care of herself and stays active? It’s better than heaven.
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>>64333892
The left ones are loose.
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>>64333906
>loose
>confirmed this man has never felt a thick girl’s pussy
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>>64333932
Her tits were nice though, I'll give that.
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>>64333732
She's fucking someone else. Believe me. She's not looking for a trad cath husband. She's looking for a beta provider. All 3D women are whores.
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>>64333992
>All 3D women are whores.
I hope alien women are different and have this super strict belief of mates for life and beyond. PLEASE INVADE US
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God I want a bunch of really cute, slightly older women to get me drunk and take advantage of me!
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>>64333884
That's 2-3 times too many, anon

>>64334359
sybau
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>>64334359
I want Springfield and Springfield only to fuck me while I'm sober.
>>64334402
quite using faggot normie slang, nigger.
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>>64334122
Now that's something I'm open to considering.
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>>64333992
I despise the term "beta provider", Providing for a family is the opposite of what a beta male. some faggot redditor beta male sits in his living room playing Nintendo games while his wife is "Career woman" while a real man goes out, works, and PROVIDES for his family.
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>RPK-16 stole Springfield's clothes again
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>>64334442
It's beta because you're a slave to a woman who's getting dicked by someone else. That's even worse than a single man who indulges in his hobbies. The situation you described with the "Stay at home" husband doesn't exist. Women want to be in the work place and have a husband who brings in the dough and the dick.
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Need big tall dork to cherish
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>>64334463
stealing from my wife? I'M GONNA KILL THIS BITCH!
also I'm not sure how tall RPK is but I'm pretty sure Springfield is taller than her how's she gonna fit in Springy's clothes?
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>>64333992
>She's not looking for a trad cath husband. She's looking for a beta provider.
ok, why doesn't she just marry one of those then?
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Caption this, first commercial models will look like nip/gook/chink female cosplayers, and lost of people will buy them because we already know uncanny valley doesn't exist when you are horny enough.
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>>64332086
quite
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>>64333732
>are women retarded?
not all but most, just find one that finds you funny
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>>64332086
I would have been an Ustase but nowadays shit is pretty gay, so I rejected the two party system and became a Serbian-Ultranationalist

>>64332836
That, in my unprofessional opinion, would be pretty cool

>>64333732
Unfortunately, we live in an extremely degenerate society where women like this don't exist anymore. She (like every other woman on the planet) is more than likely a whore. Your only hope in finding a non-whore is honestly in rural areas, since they have a designated town whore instead of all the women sleeping around
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>>64334480
Her clothes would be looser in some places, much tighter in others
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>>64334803
>I would have been an Ustase

"The Ustaše espoused Roman Catholicism and Islam as the religions of the Croats and condemned Orthodox Christianity, which was the main religion of the Serbs.". Didn't take you for a muslim lover
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"The Ustaše regime was militarily weak and failed to ever attain significant support among Croats"
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>>64334834
I meant "Ustase" as a synonym for Nazi. Also why does FUGGIN EVERYONE LOVE ISLAM????

>>64334840
*sad trumpet sound*
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>>64334921
Because the Bosnians are more white than you Gypsy Serbs.
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>>64334936
Do you even know what a gypsy is?
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Sexy back
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>>64334960
Sure I do. Look in a mirror if you don't believe me.
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>>64334963
he's a Californian, not a Serb.
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>>64334963
Turks and gypsies are different things

>>64334969
yeah
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>>64334962
must kiss
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>>64334962
I'd let her stab me while she tramples me with her horse
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>>64334987
>>64334998
Urge to clean wounds and kiss scars!
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>>64335013
I can fix them.
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Taking care of and nourish wounded scav! Falling in love and having five children
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>>64335035
My taste in women is so shitty
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>>64334827
Yeah she's dead, nobody gets away with the slightest slight against my wife Springfield.
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>>64335035
Nah man, she's got either black boils or widespread necrosis, no way I'm getting near that
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>>64331307
Would take too long to redact all the lewd pictures in my folder, sorry
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>>64333884
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>>64334410
>normie slang
It's Zoomer babble which I use ironically and to spite the generation of which (You) and al-Bukhari belong
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>>64332384
WIFE
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>>64333732
She wants someone older than her
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>>64335469
What would it be like grab her ears between your fingers and flippity flap them side to side while scritching behind them with your nails, like you would a dog?
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>>64335013
>Urge to clean wounds and kiss scars!
Based
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>>64334463
SHE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>64335469
>being a fagllenial
don't you have to be "adulting" somewhere else?
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>>64335570
I know a woman who unironically uses the term "adulting" and I have to resist the urge to kick her in the stomach every single time she says it.
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>>64335469
I fucking hate the word "sybau" because it genuinely sounds like some African language from 7000 years ago. I also don't get why they don't just spell out "shut your bitch ass up" instead of "sybau"

>>64335570
Don't you have floozies to kiss somewhere else?
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>>64335603
Don’t you have a latina to molest you somewhere else?
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gonna act like I didn't see that
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>>64335535
What do I need to do to have this
I will do whatever it takes.
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>>64335535
>flippity flap them side to side while scritching behind them
You would get bit for this as any fox would

>>64335570
Turn your trip back on

>>64335577
A counselor did the same thing. Needless to say, my sessions with her ended after that

>>64335603
>sounds like some African language
Yeah, the ironic use of negro phrases is part of board culture which is how "T BH" and "f am" became filtered words, kek
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>>64335697
on dat good fent
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>>64335733
Das it mane
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>>64332147
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GcEuPkYaUAA5Iue?format=jpg&name=large
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>>64335795
Now those are some grippers
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>>64335809
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GcEuPjtbMAArURO?format=jpg&name=large
also this

>https://x.com/gungnir_max69/status/1972767537839669265
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>>64335795
>>64335818
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>>64335839
Official NSFW by popular /k/ artist is based.
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>>64335847
>Official NSFW
Must have fallen on some hard times
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>>64335876
>he doesn't know about the NSFW account that's been going for years

>https://x.com/Naze1941_Nahm
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>>64335889
>200$
>full color
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>>64335920
sex sells anon, but you know that already
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>>64335920
>full color
What can I get a silent film for fuggin 50 dollars?
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Why didn't any of you weebs tell me Benito Mussolini's granddaughter was a citypop singer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3F8kLoazGg
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>>64336170
>fish on pizza
Enough is enough.
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>>64336170
why do meds like sardines and anchovies
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>>64336212
where is the fish on the pizza?
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>>64332914
What does having a girl in a bunny suit have to do with the American Revolution [spoiler]though I support it[/spoiler]
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Rule Britannia!
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>>64336349
I don't know, but she's also shown up in a more "conventional" outfit, so maybe it's just for a special event.
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>>64335697
>"f am" became filtered words
I learned that the hard way

picrel
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It’s Spooky month and I’m feeling rattled
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>>64335945
>>64335961
For $5, you could download the entirety of a digital animator's catalogue on Patreon in 4K and pull your subscription with terabytes worth of video to hold you over. Do this a dozen times and it'd still cost less for overwhelmingly more content
>but my internet's SNAFU
Then spend that $200 on groceries to feed yourself because you're impoverished

>>64336710
>picrel
Kek, I remember an /ak/ thread where people were posting ingredients or recipes for goulash and s oy sauce kept getting filtered as "onions sauce"
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>>64334969
how is that any better?
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>>64336784
søy is the most retarded of all wordfilters on this site, because it catches so much unrelated shit and the joke is well and truly worn out by now
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>>64336822
it's not. arguably worse.
just trying to set the record straight.
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>>64336829
Text filters are retarded, I agree

>>64336845
NTA but leaving for North Cal or a free state is easier than escaping Serbia
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>>64336354
>NCO(?) has a pistol drawn
Maybe I'm just retarded, but shouldn't they be more concerned with managing/coordinating the people shooting than actually shooting themselves?
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>>64336995
HOLY MOLY GIMME THAT TALL MOMMY!
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>>64334803
>That, in my unprofessional opinion, would be pretty cool
Glad I'm not the only retard that thinks so.
God, imagine riding across the Eurasian steppe with that. I'd be all like:
>yeehaw, blyat
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Muzzleloaders are lewd.
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>>64337612
This woman is a giant.
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>>64330533
>>64330536
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>>64337658
Maybe it's a carbine. You don't know her; you don't know her rifle.
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>>64337682
That actually looks well made until you look at the tits. Those are horrendous
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>>64337199
Grenadiers of the period were specifically drawn from the tallest, strongest, and most courageous veterans of their regiment (they also weren't really using grenades anymore, but that's another matter entirely; by that point in history they were just shock/elite infantry with a funny name and, in the case of the britbongs, a cool boss theme).
Veterans like the lady on the left, who lacked the height but made up for it in speed/agility/marksmanship/intelligence, could instead be selected for the regiment's other flank company and serve as light infantry (i.e. skirmishers fighting from cover in open order).
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>>64335818
If you project, it's trannery. If you don't project, it's cuckoldry
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>>64337733
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE LITTLE CREATURE ON THE LEFT! GIVE ME THAT TALL MOMMY! GIVE ME THAT BIG LADY!
>>64337686
Nice thighs.
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>>64332147
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>>64337762
You may be interested to know that the big lady serves in a company of up to about 40 similarly big ladies, who in practice might often be brigaded together with big ladies of other regiments, forming a group of potentially several hundred.
Imagine.
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I think I saw it posted here before, anyone have the image with a guy walking down the street, hears someone say the south will rise again, then turns to see a girl with a prosthetic leg and south vietnamese flag on her porch?
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>>64335818
>referring to a marine as a soldier
Many such cases!

>>64337928
no but lol
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>>64337928
https://xcancel.com/i/status/1637859931578589184
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>>64335795
>futa
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>>64336995
I'd give her a tow row row row row
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>>64337958
Aye that's it. Thanks
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>>64337960
Even hetero sex involves a second man because a female inherits an X chromosome from her father. Nothing matters, Morty!
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>>64337972
literally nobody asked, but if any of you had ever wondered what the hell that actually means, "tou" and "rou" are two terms from archiac drum notation, so "with a tou rou rou rou rou rou" would basically just be a vocal equivalent of a drum roll
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>>64333074
Seek help.
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>>64338064
>archiac
archaic*
I did not mean the commune of Archiac, Charente-Maritime, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France.
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>>64334601
She doesn't want to be married, she wants the tingles from riding the cock carousel
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>>64336260
tasty
available
healthy
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Where did you buy your AKs? My area's market is nonexistent
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>>64330488
I love women with that hairstyle
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>>64336212
Anchovy doesn't even taste like fish, it's basically just oily salt. Wouldn't recommend as a sole topping for that very reason, it's more like a side-topping.
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>>64331851
Hot damn what a fine looking lass
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>>64336354
Vive l'Empereur, you filthy rosbeef
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>>64336354
>>64338587
Viva España, we did it first...
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>>64330536
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>>64338577
AK-15 is like fine wine
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>>64337658
Yes, and?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ2LN9WAqrQ
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>>64336852
Kanna cute! Best doggo
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>>64338827
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Boт oни!
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>>64338837
An Puto drawing without fee!
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>>64338779
Hot dog down a hallway.jpg
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>>64338893
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>>64338776
I love her, I would do anything short of selling my soul for a woman like her
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>>64338912
Would be the most protective momma bear ever
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>>64338993
>>64338912
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>>64338533
wrong thread, guy. you need to go to /akg/
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>>64338533
>>64339009
We got AKs here too!
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>>64339030
Bunch of dorks
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>>64338779
fucking love that game
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>>64338998
That image is just gasoline for my fiery heart.
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>>64339030
My first AK magazine has this.
I should look into a second AK in good ol' 7.62x39 and one in 5.45x39
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>>64339038
Where is the Alpha AK?
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>>64339049
One day we will all have our own tall dork wife
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>>64339046
I love the setting, almost made me buy a snub nosed chiappa
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>>64339073
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>>64339073
>tie grabbing
Not gonna lie I wear one partially because I want a hot girl to do this to me
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>>64339082
yeah, I need me an Ara wife
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>>64330499
mechanical dolls would be cool, but i'd prefer a robot that just looks like a normal person with a television on their head
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>>64338903
NEED
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>>64339130
or maybe a robot body with the tv head like the one from flcl
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>>64338837
>>64338855
sharp teeth
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>>64339152
erotic
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>>64334962
>>64335013
>saber in historical armor and clothing
i didnt know i needed this
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>>64339152
>>64339161
IMAGINE
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>>64339258
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>>64339265
>no molars
how does she chew though?
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>>64339277
These are her molars anon.
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>>64339277
You're asking a lot of anime artists.
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>>64339277
Kanna literally survives on nothing but coffee so she doesn't need to chew anything
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>>64336829
I despise the faces though, and they all revolve about being unironically a faggot

>>64337383
The gun that won the Balkans

>>64337612
What would a derringer muzzle loader be equivalent to gal-wise?
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>>64339265
UUOOHH
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>>64339359
>and they all revolve about being unironically a faggot
that's the point
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>>64339359
>What would a derringer muzzle loader be equivalent to gal-wise?
Smol with some kind of attitude I imagine.
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>>64338802
good song
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>>64339518
>that pic
Words cannot describe how flustered I would be
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>>64339359
>derringer muzzle loader
honest question, do you have any other guns besides the derringer?
like, I know you're in California, but the gun laws aren't THAT bad.
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>>64339717
If you count an air rifle and pistol as their own guns (like it sorta is here) yeah. It's mostly because I don't want to butcher a Zastava or pay closer to 1000 schmacks for an SKS. Of course I could buy a weird AR that's all fugged but even then. In the boog I'll just do somebody like Abraham Lincoln and take their shit, or rig the election so that I become governor and legalize the Second Amendment again
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>>64339786
fuck, man.
at least get a shotgun or something.
>1000 schmacks for an SKS
grim.
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>>64339813
>shotgun
I could make one...
but I must check with my state and local laws first!
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>>64339822
MF, just get a maverick 88 or a Mossberg 500.
you need a real gun.
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>>64339838
well, you're not wrong
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>>64339882
sexo
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RPK-16 love!
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>>64339882
>Loading gate on a mossberg
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>>64339126
>tfw no STAR dommy mommy
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>>64339959
the artist's name sounds Korean. many such cases.
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>>64339882
Why does GOODEST girl (my wife) look off put while sexy posing?
>wanna rub those ears.
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That is one big ass zipperhead (basically just under 6').
Nips really can't scale guns very well.
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>>64340022
>(basically just under 6')
>5'9"
LMAO
it is tall for an Asian though
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>>64340064
>(basically just under 6')
>5'9"
ESL or just dumb?
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>>64340074
saying 5'9" is just under 6' is manlet cope.
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Be honest, how much of your gun collection was anime inspired?
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>>64340101
None of it.
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>>64340101
none so far. but that's probably because I got into guns before I really got into anime.

also, shit last pic
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>>64340114
I didn't even notice that.
Also fuck you Kindergarten Wars is great /ak/ material
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>>64340088
Anon, just under 6' is 5'11"
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>>64340101
I got a 590 mostly thanks to GFL when I was shopping around for a shotgun
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>>64340135
yes, that's my point.
5'11" is JUST under 6', not 5'9".
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>>64340155
Ah, forgive me, I thought you were the original anon who doesn't know how feet work.
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>>64340074
>>64340135
never mind, it was showing me feet measured in fractions for some reason. it was 5.9 feet not 5'9".

my bad
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is someone going to bake a new thread? I don't want to do it again.
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>>64340244
It's dead jim, enjoy the peace.
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>>64338855
puto needs to draw those feet
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I AM BUSY COOKING BORSCH
>>64340271
>>64340271
>>64340271
BUT I WILL BAKE ANYWAY
>>64340271
>>64340271
>>64340271
FRESH RYE BREAD HERE
>>64340271
>>64340271
>>64340271
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>>64338837
Saggy
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Was out for dinner for my Dad’s birthday today and a very cute Albanian girl was our waitress. I talked with her a bit about the Balkans and she taught me some Albanian. I spoke to her in Russian a bit. Very cool



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