Previously on /ak/: >>64410637https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!Dread it, run from it, Magyar Monday arrives all the same.
for me it is smoked paprika
>>64423734based
>>64423707Trench coats are based Warfare has become gayTo settle some things we should bring back judicial duels
>>64423707>Magyar OP
>>64423707I need girls in tigerstripe and erdl
>>64423765adjust your requirements
>>64423795>>64423766meant to quote you instead
>>64423795I like jungle kit.
Now is unironically your Golden Hour to buy new good Glocks as they're being discontinued
>>64423746>Warfare has become gay It really has. warfare peaked in the 1800s btw.
>>64423852Used maybe. I would hate to support a anti-2A gun company at this point. I have enough guns as it is. I'm too poor to buy anymore right now.
>tfw no horse soldier gf
>>64423852good thing I already own one.them saying they don't like switches was one thing but replacing all of there guns with a new model is another. they are dead to me.>>64423882if you don't already have one or some thing similar just get an RXM. it's a glock clone but it's cheaper and it honestly looks like a better gun
>>64423918I have a Poverty State Dagger. It's not great to shoot with my small hands. But it's compatible with some Gen 3 parts so there's that. The finish is ass to be fair but it's cheap.The RXM looks interesting. I don't have a problem with Ruger at the moment. I love my LCP.
>>64423931I haven't hear great things about the dagger but the RXM sounds great. at least as good as a glock but with some quality of life improvements. it's also compatible with gen 3 parts. I don't own one though, so it's all just stuff I heard.
>>64423966The only reason I picked up a Dagger was to test with 3D printed frames since the slides were really cheap. The frame was just a bonus and figured heck why not. It choked up on some hollow points and the finish is wearing off despite being less than 1000 rounds. Functionally it's okay I suppose. I'm the kind of guy who is not afraid of doing some maintenance. I don't trust it enough to carry.
>>64422622Do you know much about the Leanders or Batch 2 Counties when it comes to ships? Or the Sea Vixens when it comes to aircraft?unfortunately a lot of memoirs from the era from British and American vets are from borderline retards who were there to chip paint while everyone with a story to tell just vanished. So you know, I'm limited on the "human factor".
>>64423852Friendship with BLOCK ended. S&W is my new best friend.
>>64422105I respect the fanfic honestly >>64423746I need a gal who is insecure about her smol boobies and wears trench coats so she can hide balloons inside it
>>64423931>It's not great to shoot with my small hands.I got small hands and carry a Bersa Thunder. Are you cute?
>>64424094Funny enough I got a M&P that's similar to Takina's gun with the only differences being that it's a .40 S&W and it has the regular slide.But yeah now that I have a Glock 26 on order, I think I can say I'm done with Glock because I have the whole Gen 5 Suite now and a 17 Classic to boot
I ate goulash today
>>64423918It's a tough one for me since they're part of my holy trinity of Gun makers, the other two being H&K and Beretta.Thing is that I swear every gun company has done some retarded anti 2A shit at one point
>>64424148based
>>64424149>I swear every gun company has done some retarded anti 2A shit at one pointmost of them have, the real question is if they are currently doing it or did it recently.
Real shit what are you even supposed to do with stolen artifacts or gems and shit, like you know those frenchmen can't just go to the pawnshop with those
>>64424134Just traded a p80 Glock 17 with oem slide for a S&W shield 9 from my brother-in-law. I will hold precisely NO BLOCK products in my household. Now I just need to find a way to hock this horse semen I bought from them.
>>64424190Me personally, Glock is too good to pass up, they fucking work.Of course Beretta and HK are more dear to me when it comes to semi autos, and I love Smith and Wesson revolvers
>>64424190I never got into glocks bc I don't like the grip, the corners cut into my hands owie :(
>>64424109>cuteno>Bersa Thunder 380Yeah.
>>64424190Why is there an optic on the side?
>>64424220gangsta
>>64424195
>>64424190I have one and I'll be keeping it. won't be getting another one though.
>>64424177For the clout. They'll make a movie out of them and will be too famous to get a life sentence assuming they have such a thing in Franfrika
Funny enough the main bad guy of Kindergarten Wars uses a Glock
>>64424197I mean, yeah. Glocks work. But so does just about every other striker fired, polymer frame handgun. They’re a baseline, but there’s nothing special about them.
>>64424250I dunno man, I own a APX, S&W Shield Plus, used to have a P365, and a VP9And the VP9 is the only gun that I think shoots better than a Glockeverything else is only slightly better and Glock has the aftermarket and cheap magsAnd of course there's Walther.Of course, why bother when the Beretta 92 exists?Of course I do think if you want to boycott Glock, then go for it.I'm only buying the mags from now on
>>64424268I need to get a Beretta
>>64424295An APX or a 92FS will do you well but the 92FS is my flagship pistol for a reasonGlocks work, but Beretta 92s work beautifully
>>64424177Did you see that Sarkozy was convicted? What the hell is going on over there?
>>64424307>92FSyeah
So, how are you gents enjoying the current anime season?It's a small one for me, but whats good is really good
>>64424450I'm watching stuff in my backlog. What are you watching from this season?
>>64424450current?
>>64424458>Spy X Family S3>Alma-chan wa Kazoku ni Naritai>Shumatsu Touring>Towa no Yuugure>Kikaijikake no Marie (Mechanical Marie)>Chanto Suenai Kyuuketsuki-chanI'm also watching Gachiakuta and Mattaku Saikin no Tantei to Kitara from last season.I would say Alma-Chan, Shumatsu, and Towa are my big 3 this season.
>>64424482>Shumatsu TouringAh right, I remember seeing that and thinking of YKK, is it similar at all?
>>64424494I wouldn't know, but the most /k/ it gets is just the main girl having a knife.If anything it's more /out/ with a dash of /o/ and /m/ than /k/
>>64424506REEEEEEE zoomerweeb, watch or better yet read YKK,
>>64424515I already have enough ongoing manga on my hands man
>>64423839Those freckles have me in a choke hold man...
>>64423839I love it when they draw boobs like that
>>64424094my main was a heavily modded Glock 34... not happy. I think I will buy the Beretta 92 Inox I always wanted.
>>64424532My wife puts me in actual chokeholds.
>>64424212Those grips wooden? Looks sexo
>>64424268>Of course, why bother when the Beretta 92 exists?I was considering either a 92FS or a CZ P-10C for a 9mm pistol when I get one, but ever since CZ started their crap up in Canada it’s definitely gonna be the Beretta. Honestly I just love metal frame guns. I love gliding my hands over them, feels erotic
>>64424149H&K, the Sig 220 series, & Beretta are my holy trinity of handguns. Old school Smith & Wesson makes the cut for revolvers with Colt a close second. I'm more a fan of DA/SA than striker fired handguns so modern stuff just isn't as appealing to me (partly coping as living in a state that bans threaded handgun barrels means no suppressors).
Are combat boots really that bad?
>>64425417not really, they're just designed for durability more than comfort.
>>64425417>FootfagAnyway, yes they can be bad if you don't have boots with a wide enough toebox. That solves most people's issues.
>>64425417I have a pair that is similar (if not the same) to the boots in the pic. They're not all bad.
>>64425357Where did they expect us to use this camo on the left?
>>64424022>Leanders or Batch 2 CountiesNot a lot of detail I'm afraid outside of the general high points:>Leanders being general-purpose FFGs compared to their Type-14 (ASW) & -61 (AAW) predecessors, with a slight focus on the former. Also obligatory Warship TV series reference.>County-class being dedicated AAW/fleet defender with the Navy's literal first Gen SAM but as good a sensor set and processing suite you could get for the time with the Batch 2s including upgrades to the suite as they were builtAs for the Sea Vixen I'm all thumbs
>>64423742The peoples of Mitteleuropa yearn for a Dual Monarchy.
>>64424177If the jewels aren't just ransomed back to the French government, they're going to be sent to a vault somewhere in Beijing where Chinese Communist Party officials can gloat over them while they toast the ongoing conquest of the West.
>>64424320In fairness, the Sarkozy trial has been an ongoing thing for several years now, it's not a recent controversy that's just been cooked up for lawfare reasons. He stands convicted of taking bribes from General Gadaffi to fund his presidential election campaign - in exchange, Sarkozy sponsored Gadaffi's late-Noughties rehabilitation when the Euros were making nice with him. There's some thinking that the whole 2011 Libya campaign was driven by Sarkozy trying to clean up after himself.
>>64423966>least as good as a glockIt's made by Ruger so no, it's probably mim dogshit slapped together by minimum wage browns.
>>64424561Hell yeah brother, God I love tits
>>64425417I am not a footfag.... but
>>64426465What is best? Fox women or dog women?
>>64426267Austin Powers type plot>>64426465>God I love titsWRONG
Pssst! Hey anon...
>>64426503Small breasts are still tits, flat, saggy, huge, medium. I LOVE TITS RADOVAN
Especially RPK's rack
And speaking of the magyars, I ate gulash today, with garlic bread, breddy good
I sometimes ponder what cavemen would think of anime boobs. Perhaps men from 200 years ago even. Would they have no interest or be entranced by them
>>64426158Do you know much about the culture of the RN in that era besides sodomy and rum? jokes aside I am extremely jealous that you had rum rations until the 70s>>64426473funny how le based and wholesome fox artist started doing ass and fetish stuff for money. I bet you fifty bucks he's doing some degen shit on his private accounts
>>64426581>started doing ass and fetish stuff for moneyif you mean the ones that got posted in these threads, weren't they AI gens?
What's the most fashionable machinepistol for women?
>>64426581Afraid not, if an uncle of mine was still around I'd probably be asking him for some of his stories!>rum rationFunnily enough, I did find a talk in the wild by someone who issued the ration in the 60s up to Black Tot Dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vjSrtmPtvII can only imagine how that factored into St Rickovers calculus when he heard about the reactor in the basement at Greenwich
>>64425417They're not that bad. I'm of the opinion that the biggest issues people have with boots, especially ones they're issued, is that they're not properly sized for their feet. One of my favorite pair of boots are the full leather black ones they issued with BDU's, made in 1989. I've heard people that were issued the things endlessly shit on them, but with a nicer insole and being properly fitted, I've rucked and run around in the woods in them for hours without issue aside from needing foot powder for my left heel for slipping, because my left foot is just a bit smaller than my right and this is an issue with nearly every boot.
>>64426767MP5
>>64426767>>64426810If the topic is submachine guns, the answer will always be the MP5. Best SMG? MP5. Sexiest SMG? MP5. Best SMG for cute anime girls? MP5.
For me its the MP40.
it finally arrived
>>64426767full size uzi
>>64426515based>>64426581>He was transferred to Belgrade for further investigations at the prestigious Military Medical Academy, but a medical team there reported that his injuries were not consistent with a self-inflicted wound. The team, which included two doctors from Belgrade and one each from Ljubljana, Zagreb, and Skopje (thus representing four of Yugoslavia's six republics), concluded that the injuries had been caused "by a strong, brutal and sudden insertion or jamming of a 500 ml. bottle, or rather, its wider end, into the rectum" and that it was probably physically impossible for Martinović to have done this to himself. The team argued that the insertion "could only have been carried out by at least two or more individuals".>>64426767Skorpion, no shot
>>64424235I don't know that they do life sentences, but they do those effective equivalents. One of the defendants in that rape case that made some headlines got sentenced to 112 years, I wanna say, and then on appeal the courts upped it to 115 lmao.
>>64426581>Do you know much about the culture of the RN in that era besides sodomy and rum?This is often misquoted. Churchill's full quote was "Naval tradition? Monstrous. Nothing but rum, sodomy, prayers, and the lash"
>>64426478Foxgirl has superior mofu, which settles it for me.Doggirl is probably, on average, more loyal and less neurotic.
>>64426478Dog and wolf women for sure. Fox women STINK!
>>64427553>Chinese dog operatorShe gonna get eaten
>>64427616>She gonna get eatenout
>>64427377I look like this and do this
>>64427636bow chicka bow wow
>>64427669You look like a gal? Start injecting testosterone immediately. >>64427682I would vomit violently if I had to do that
>>64424631They are plastic. There was an ebay seller a few years ago where I got them for $20. Wood grips aren't hard to find but I'm poor and cheap. >>64427172Made for family production>>64425417Wool socks.Also footfags get the whip.
>>64427872>Also footfags get the whip.Hmm I prefer being spanked by hand but a whip is fine too, thanks
>>64426782np ty>>64427377cope>>64427450well by the late 1960s the lash had been outlawed so the culture of the rn was really just sodomy and rum
I just spent entirely too much time trying to convert an anime girl image into some colored ascii art that could be properly rendered by neofetch with nothing to show for it.I wish I was dead.
>>64427991Not taking that from a guy who wants drugs instead of nugs, can't dill with it, and kisses floozies>>64428102The Albanians sabotaged you
>>64428102Show us what you were attempting.
>>64428119fuckin' albanians, always trying to keep the white man down>>64428121pic relI did actually get some really results with one of those image-to-ascii websites, but nothing that the program could read (since it could only read it if it's txt file with a bunch of color indicators). Sole exception was this site:>https://meatfighter.com/ascii-silhouettify/but it came out kind of rough looking with a lot of the colors coming out wrong.
>>64428121>>64428139to clarify, it wasn't the palette that was wrong, just which parts were colored red, and which ones were brown/yellow
>the board is deadlol, lmao evengj jidf
Woman with a body count > woman with a "body count"Simple as
>>64428139I imagined a southern plantation owner saying that. Also, what would the end purpose for the ascii be?>>64428236>woman with a "body count"As in you don't know?
>>64428248As in a woman who has literally killed people is cool
>>64428248lol, great drawing>Also, what would the end purpose for the ascii be?to use it in place of a linux distro logo in neofetch. It'd would smush most of the text to the side, but i'm all right with that.
Should I get a SAK recruit or spartan? On the one hand the recruit is basically just the spartan without the cork screw and awl no one actually uses for slightly cheaper, on the other the spartan is the OG and the direct descendant of the Swiss officers knife which makes my autism happy.
>>64428269I see. >>64428278I have the drawing capability of a 5th grader man. Also based linux user >>64428358If it pleases your tism, the Spartan
>>64428358I have a super tinker and I recommend that one. the scissors and screwdriver are very useful in my day to day life.
>>64428395I already have a huntsman lite for work, I just wanted something smaller for more casual occasions and don't really need a dedicated Philips and scissors for that. Plus in a pinch the can open can be used for Philips heads.
>>64428428it that case it will probably be fine. I've never in the 15 years of having it used the awl, and I wished I had the cork screw exactly once.
Skirts and guns!
>>64428653She looks like she only has a shirt on in that pic
>>64428658No, there's a skirt. Plus, if a woman is only wearing a shirt, then that shirt would still have a skirt.
>>64428707
>>64428726
>>64428737
>>64426503extremely sad
>>64426555Poor K. Guy got shot down hard
>>64427313How long did it take yours to arrive?
>>64423707
Happy 10/22!
>>64428885I ordered it on the 5th
>>64428842The solution, as always, is pregnancy.
>>64428653>>64428707>>64428726>>64428737>>64428747Based. I love long skirts, I love short skirts, I love pleated, poodle, and improvised skirts.
>>64427140They just work
>>64429352I have that same exact gun minus the optic.Funny
>>64429352I can fix her.
>>64429779Fix her? I like her just he way she is.
>>64429785>>64429352Why did she do it?
>>64424458>city the animation great despite not being k related
>>64429785Sure but what I mean is stopping her at the last second from committing a shooting by confessing your love to her. Something like that
>Carry check anons.What do you carry or what would your waifu carry.
>>64428248That drawing looks like Heisenberg.
>>64429625My Brother. Skirt heals the soul.>>64429352We need more girls with .22s. This and the one with the 180 American can't be the only ones.
>>64430127I need a woman who looks at me like this.
>>64429956Counterpoint:
>>64430253I've got to be honest; if a gril went on a spree in my school, told me she liked me & offered me a gun, unless she was one of exactly three grils in my school, I'd take the gun & suggest we go find XYZ (I mean, if she's shooting up the school anyway, might as well point her at people who are making my life Hell)
No I am not the Springfield Schizo, but I felt like making one of these again
>>64430395Looks good, who is the artist?
>>64430253But then we'd die and wouldn't be able to have a family together :,( I CAN SAVE HER
>>64429785>>64430288>>64428236>>64428269Based, dangerous women are the best
>>64430395Excellent art choice, excellent waifu choice. Most gacha characters are either shitty and generic or shitty and overdesigned, but Springfield remains a classic. Maybe it's just because I saw her before the gacha fatigue really set in.>>64430459https://x.com/carvi_be_happySpoonfeed for a fellow anon.
>>64430471wife
>>64430288This one right here, officer.>>64430462Now that's a compelling counterargument. I'll let you have it.
>>64430487Thanks anon
>>64430487I'm more of an AK-15 guy but this is one of the best Springfield images
>>64430499Dude draws a ton of AK-15 too
WOMEN IN SUITS
>>64430514based.
>>64430492>Now that's a compelling counterargument. I'll let you have it.Thank you. See now imagine if she pulls out the glock in secret and hands one to you but instead of joining her you hug her tightly instead confessing your feelings and begging her to not throw her life away so you two can be together :,D
>>64430514EROTIC!
>>64430514Based, but pencil skirts and stockings are better than suit pants
>>64430569Suit pants can work if the girl's got a nice ass
>>64428912Armor looks great on women
>>64423707Id impragnate team defy.
>>64430635Dress uniforms too
>>64430646How do you impregnate an android?
>>64430652Wombforce.
>>64430652>>64430659
>>64430667>>64430676>>64430689>>64430695what's with the half-jacket thing they keep doing
>>64430723Its just draping half of the jacket over the shoulder. I assume its to show off the rest of the uniform/decorations.
>>64430723Ever heard of STYLE?
>>64430499For me its this one. Everything about it activates my neurons and I don't know why
>>64430786
>>64430695Wish hungarian women actually looked like this
>>64430723According to claims I've seen online, the pelisse has its origin in wolfskins worn by Hungarian light cavalry (oh look, we're back on topic for the thread) which I guess could be perceived as reflected in the fur trim.Some say that it was used for protection against sword slashes, but I've no idea if that's actually true or not, and I'm not about to discount that it just originated as a fashion thing because they thought it looked cool.Also I just thought I'd mention that the whole concept of cold weather clothing becoming fashionable to wear in an unorthodox way that won't get so hot in warmer weather kinda reminds me of the medieval chaperon.
>>64430816like anime?
>>64430569>>64430605Pencil skirts are sex but there are something about tight, high waisted, form fitting suit pants on a chick with wide hips and a nice ass
>>64430525women in suits, erotic
>>64430522Very romantic. The hero she didn't know she needed.>>64430497Wait, does alcohol make period cramps worse?
>>64430569>>64430605>>64430847As a skirt enjoyer, I think pencil skirts are hard for many women to pull off. Some women just don't have a good figure for them, and many more are visibly uncomfortable and take weird shrunken steps when they walk in them. Thus, pants can be the superior choice for many women. It probably helps that I have a thing for VPL, and in my experience, women's dress pants are matched only by leggings in tendency to produce that.
>>64430810HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOOOWWW
>>64426284Nah, the quality is legit. Internals are all glock quality, slide is a walther style instead of bluing. The pmags it comes with had some teething issues in the first batch (I think they were magpul old stock) but all the new ones coming out work perfectly. It's a rare case of actually being just as good
>>64430514>bralines visible extremely erotic
>>64430830>Vulnerable French soldier intimidated by Chad Prussian cavalrymanLolLmao evenDaily reminder that Berlin fell to the French in 2 weeks
We need a Napoleonic themed thread
>>64431272>>64431310l'oignon status: j'aime
>>64431310look who just volunteered to make one
>>64429785Need a gal who has multiple pipe bombs and improvised weapons >>64430096I don't know why but I've been motivated to do things in MS Paint for no reason. >>64430890Last stand against SWAT with a shooter gal would be romantic as fuck
>>64431477understandable
>>64431485It's like knitting but more metallic, and explosiveAlso, I didn't know Uncle Ted was a pole
>>64431525need me a woman who will rivet chainmail with me
>>64431525>Also, I didn't know Uncle Ted was a poleWhat other nationality could a name like Kaczynski have possibly come from?
>>64430253>another glock>implying she's committing a mass shooting by dual-wielding glocksi'd shoot her just for being that much of an idiot.
>>64426687im like 98% positive those were AI in the last thread. His paetron is on the party last i checked so you could go look for free
>>64430810LISAN ALI GIBI!
>>64426581>funny how le based and wholesome fox artist started doing ass and fetish stuff for moneyAre you retarded?
>>64431701say sike rn
>>64431722this is Yukari we're talking about. of course he's retarded.
>>64425359BIG ROUND GLASSES CUTE DORK CUDDLE MARRY BREED LOVE
>>64431720https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0ksgGSSf8&pp=ygUQbGVhc2UgYW4gYWwgZ2FpYg%3D%3D
>>64430928I just had a feeling it was you
>>64431622fugg I don't know, Slovakia?>>64431701Just because she has two pistols doesn't mean she can't have other weapons like a rifle or shotgun. Also IIRC that one guy killed a good amount of people with just pistols
Yeah the Virginia tech shooting, a Glock and .22 Walther https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Tech_shooting
>>64431720He who can impregnate a thing has the real control over it.
>>64431622some other kind of west slav, like a Czech, or the elusive Sorb.
>>64431751Based and meganepilled
>>64430288You have to be 18 to post here
>>64430499Good taste recognizes good taste
>>64430506Uohhh canines erotic
>>64430723Dorks
I thought I was in the clear because I didn't jerk it when Amazon went down or whatever, so I did earlier today.Shots fired outside Serbian Parliament
>>64432087The Serbia thing was a nothing burger, why did you do this to us?
>>64432106It was a rough day at the office today and I needed to relax for a moment, I do, THEN SERBIA. THE LAST TIME I ACTUALLY GAVE A SHIT ABOUT CAUSING SOME HORRIBLE EVENT WAS KILLING THE POPE BUT NOW I BENT OVER AND CREAMPIED SERBIA
>>64432131You live in the NE right? I’m currently in Portland for a fall trip
>>64432173I do not live in the North East. Also get out of Portland while you still can
>>64432087>outsideDamn shame.
>>64432195I’m not in Portland Oregon. Also sorry, there was someone in the recent nuggetfest thread with a name similar to yours talking about setting up a /k/ meetup on his land
>>64432207I'm gonna cut your dick off, put it in a shawarma and force feed it to you>>64432210>there was someone in the recent nuggetfest thread with a name similar to yours talking about setting up a /k/ meetup on his landawesome
>>64432216Haha fag you touched my dick.
>>64432087You wouldn’t have happened to jerk it before news of what Glock was doing broke, would you?
>>64432226I had gloves on, checkmate>>64432234no...
>>64432239>he shut down GlockRadovan needs to be crucified
>>64432254I thought Glock was just getting fugged over not shut down?
>>64432226What are you supposed to do with your glasses when wearing a PVS-5? Asking for myself, I'm foureyes.
>>64432278Take them off and adjust the diopters, if I'm not mistaken most NVGs have diopters in them
>>64432254>Radovan needs to be crucifiedyeah
>>64432087next time you jack off, Kosovo is going to annex Serbia and exterminate every slav they can find.
>>64432294In hindsight, I feel stupid for asking. Of course that's how it would work.Thanks anyway, Mr. President.
>>64432371One of my eyes is a little blurry compared to the other, so with my Soviet goggles I have to adjust one for my other eye.Also I'm fucking pissed since I have enough money but can't get one of those Yugo Surplus Zastavas because of California, and the CA accommodated one is ever so slightly outside my budget
>>64432390>californianMy deepest condolences.
>>64432793>>64432793>>64432793>>64432793>>64432793
>>64430847Damn look at dem thighs
>>64430635I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...
