Previous thread: >>64423707>Images (limit reached)https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!On mobile or filtered by the plugin otherwise? No problem! >>>/wsg/6007756https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761199341653164.mp4
this format of giving sound advice paired with lady knight art works absurdly well i think
>>64432793NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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New 'shimi just dropped
>>64432890nice
>>64432793>Aych
>>64432822I like her character and want to see her chubby belly
Any /k/ art of Gold Ship?
DoD approved field mechanic PPE
>>64433311in the shit
>>64433311checked and sexo
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You can trade up to knives now
You go through all the effort of capturing, editing and encoding video snippets complete with audio only for your thread to end up on Page 5. Must be a sign of the times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯>>64432942Damn, I neglected to include the T>>64433685>5E665Top heh
>>64434122Do you want me to start replying to myself?
>>64434122>Must be a sign of the timesYou mean we're finally returning to the original 4chan where we don't have a bunch of discord faggots keeping threads alive for a decade unnecessarily?
>>64434144>>64434152I suppose /ak/ and the board itself deserves a rest in peace
>>64434122>>64434168it's not like I can post all day, people have to work.
>>64434168This is the consequence of having a nukitashi OP
>>64434243>not shitposting on the clock
>>64434261This could have been averted. You get what you fucking deserve
>>64434308We're on the same team... why u do dis?
I have the closest possible IRL version of Takina's gun
>>64434351After all the schemes and façades, I've forgotten my true motives and allies
decided to switch over to Fastfetch so I wouldn't have to deal with Neofetch's special formatting bullshit. After that, I went back to the previous website, fucked around with the setting until the colors were close to what I wanted, then manually edited some of the ANSI codes to get the eyes, earrings, and nose piercing to look right. Pic rel is the result in Visual Studio (i'd show it in my built-in terminal, but my custom font has gotten fucked for reasons I cannot comprehend).
>>64434385Have you... become hollow?
>>64434596Perhaps hollowness is the capacity to achieve a superb absence
I have dicklesckyaOP title looks like Cake Itch.
>>64434859>Cake ItchSounds like an STI
>>64434924Perfect housewife
Behold, a horse on a horse!
>>64434924Temptress of all time
>>64434971>American character shows up in anime>Depicted as super loud, bombastic, overly energetic and enthusiastic, easily one of the tallest characters in the show, and at some point is guaranteed to give one of the Japanese main character an unsolicited hug out of nowhere that completely fries her brainIt's honestly kinda cute how nips see us as a bunch of giant golden retriever people.
>>64435001>It's honestly kinda cute how nips see us as a bunch of giant golden retriever people.Isn't what you are?
>>64435066She's not a n-word, she's from Southern France, she just likes to tan in the Sun
>>64435090She's Algerian. But regardless, she's made for RICH BLONDE GIRL LOVE MAKING
>>64433311>>64433313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXSzU8UjbISEEEEEX
>>64435084>Isn't what you are?it's what we strive to be
>>64434268the company cracked down on phone usage. I also don't have any /ak/ related pics on my phone.>>64433311>>64433313picrel
>>64435101Lies!She's Corscican at most
>>64435175What's the difference? She's brown and she needs to hop on my dick alongside her Lesbian friend.
>>64435227Despite what a lot of Ameritards think, there are many differences between the inhabitants of the northern and southern Mediterranean, both in looks and mentalityDating an Italian or a Spaniard isn't the same as dating an Algerian or a Tunisian
>>64435261Sorry but brown is brown.
>>64434122I actually have a funny experience which will hopefully be amusing enough to not have everyone burned at the stake for letting it go to page 5:I was taking a walk, as you do, back to my house. I noticed a car shaking (not an awful lot but it was), and I look into the car from the side and see a guy and a gal smooching a fucking lot. So, I yelled at the window,>GET A FUCKING ROOM BUDDY!and then after they saw me I scurried away and now I'm here. If I had no shame I would've whipped out my camera to record it then say it but I have self respect>>64435261I wanna put my pingas in her
>>64435417Shoulda taken a flash photograph, or atleast done picrel
>>64435001I recently realized this is how I come across to my friends from Taiwan and Hong Kong.
>>64435455Based
>>64435444I was standing like literally 7 feet away from the car so binos would look odd.
>>64435417Damn, Radovan did something actually funny.
>>64435084Apparently, yes. Despite being a total shut in autist, in Finland apparently I am the most social man on earth and a gigachad people fear and respect for the ability to say hello to people.
>>64435665Feels like a "the most introverted man in America vs The most extroverted man in Finland" meme
>>64435469Corn syrup and its consequences have been a disaster for burgerkind.
>>64435084I’m silent most of the time and sit like a girl
>>64435861By the standards of the average nip you're still probably a social butterfly, do not underestimate nip autism.
>>64435702The aliens knew this would happen when they gave us Maize all those years ago. Damn them!
>>64435495Their faces were priceless >>64435923I only talk to old people and when I do talk to others I always mention the balkans in some way, is that social butterfly to them?
>>64435975Dang ol' Aliens man tellin' you makin' us all dang ol' plump man.
>>64435090>>64435101>>64435175>>64435227>>64435261She's Japanese.
>>64436001https://youtu.be/UxI5qQAUWVc?si=wK9FDdQ0YVtnKB1Z&t=9
>>64435991I typically prefer talking to older people too. I can communicate fairly well with older women
>>64435993Sex with uma's.
>>64436030how the hoars would even hold a gun
>>64436048probably with her hands
>>64436048like so
>>64436056hoarse doesn't have a hand it has a hoof
>>64436030I wonder what horse milk taste like>tfw the most "exotic" milk I can get around here is Jersey milk and goats milk, no sheep's milk, buffalo milk, horse milkI and my kefir grains thirst for the various non-Holstein milks.
Ads with this character exclaiming Orientally keep appearing on Police Activity videos that I watch with my father. Umamusume is jive>>64435163>company cracked downUnfortunate!>>64435417If they were parked on or obstructing your driveway, you should have called the police on them :v
>>64436019I've had some crazy lore dropped on me when talking to older folks. I once talked to a guy that looked maybe in his late 60s who told me how a car he bought back in the day had coke in the glove compartment when he checked it. Weird shit>>64436241That'd be more of a jackass move, but still would be pretty funny>yes police, two people are kiffing in front of my driveway please send someone
>>64436288If the wood is could, the zero won't hold>>64436293>more of a jackass movePerhaps so but I'm tempted to phone the authorities every time my neighbors yap away at 1:30 AM and air out their music
>>64436241Not as funny, now if their window was open, throwing a bucket of water at them and then running away would be funny.
>>64436327>throwing a bucket of water at themThat would get anon arrested for assault
>>64436348Not if he runs fast enough.
>>64436318>neighbors yap away at 1:30 AM and air out their musicThat is understandable. >>64436327Would've been funny but leaving the car windows down while looking like you're fucking would be on them honestly.>>64436348>You better know you just committed assault! >Huh, I remember there was a time you had to hit someone
>forget pic
>>64436358>there was a time you had to hit someoneYou're thinking of battery
>>64436357https://youtu.be/8UqlM0ki0Cc?t=119
>>64436395Rolling, gimme Beato.
>>64436348Maybe if he does it to everyone. One and done he'll be fine.
>>64436241>Ads with this character exclaiming Orientally keep appearing on Police Activity videos that I watch with my fatherThis is random but does anyone else get a little weird whenever your parents or someone you know thats decades older than you comes into contact with anime? Like a week ago I was getting ready to do some yard work and my mother somehow flipped onto a cable channel or whatever that had anime girls changing into their bikinis to go swim in a public pool. Its like worlds colliding and for me I just get this strange awkward feeling when it happens.
>>64436539Yes, but it hasn't happened in years.
>>64436539I sometimes watch anime movies with my mom, obviously ghibli movies and some other movies on popular streaming movies like Suzume, not the kind of shit we talk about here.
>>64436509>9She'd be cold but not in the sense you prefer>>64436517Would that it were so simple>>64436539IKTF, bro. My mother was a manager at a property with a strict parcel forfeiture policy so a Re:Zero figurine ended up in her possession. I told her "this merchandise became worthless the moment you tore open the contents, go ahead and throw it away." She decided not to listen and looked up online whatever English was on the box. Sure enough, the search results included NSFW art of the character
>>64436509fml rerollan
>>64434122Why hasn't it gotten a manga adaptation yet.
>>64436722Lucky bastardRolling
>>64436395I only know a few of these but I hope I get the most batshit crazy woman on there.
>>64436627Heya chief. What'd I do do all week?I looked for that guy who threw water at some couple. That robbery case?I dunno, been to busy with the water slinging banditWhaddya mean I'm fired?
>>64436963*On non paid admin leave
>>64435084Golden retrievers are actually smart.
>>64437026How many has she killed
Foxu Friday!>>64436318>If the wood is could, the zero won't holdthat's why you zero it in the cold
>>64436348What about pointing a garden hose at them?
>>64436395Give me hags or give me death
>>64436241>adsYou're on 4chan and you don't use an ad blocker on YouTube? What's wrong with you?
Have an AK74 with them boobers https://o.uguu.se/KHQcrPYW.png
>>64436627>so a Re:Zero figurine ended up in her possession.Which one and did she keep it?
>>64436539It was strange back when anime was actually obscure and most people over age 30 had never been on the internet. That was a long time ago. If you're young enough to still be self conscious about your interests, then your parents are probably young enough that they could have been on 4chan when they were your age.
>>64436963If you throw the bucket with the water, this elevates the severity of the incident far as the police are concerned>>64437086If it's dark out and one of the passengers is carrying, anon could get blown away after the hose is mistaken for a pistol>>64437119>ad blocker>on a Samsung smart televisionI don't think that's an option>>64437164I kept it along with this K Pop album [pictured] as a joke since they'll probably never be worth anything. Would have ventilated them both at the range but it's been years since I've blasted away at trash innadesert
>>64437204>ad blocker >on a Samsung smart television >I don't think that's an option nta but i figured that was the case. I recommend casting from a device that has an ad blocker
>>64437232I kept reading that as Samsung smart microwave and I was wondering what kind of witchcraft was going onMan I need glasses
>>64436963How bout dat gals face when she saw the bucket
>>64436395Why not, let's see
>>64436395Rolling
we like cute girls with guns here
>>64437422I know she's from FMA but I have no idea beyond that.
>>64437324Smart microwaves are actually a thing, smart toasters are a thing, fucking smart mattresses are a thing (there was a recent situation where the network or whatever went down and a certain brand of smart mattress basically got stuck in elevated positions and cranked to the max heat settings, meaning their users couldn't sleep for days).We're truly living in the most retarded version of a cyberpunk dystopia, where people are willingly tying their ability to sleep to a fucking subscription service because apparently blankets are too much of a hassle.
I wish fox girls were real
>>64436001Nope, she's a fine algerian mademoiselle
>>64437672>subscription microwaves >subscription toasters>subscription bedsWhere the fuck is my subscription clanker wife?
Ok so I usually go on about Guns and Skirts, but what about Girls with Shotguns now?
>>64438018Thanks for reminding me that I am lacking heavily in the shotgun department
>>64438032Don't thank me just yet. I'm only saying it because I'm also lacking on Girls with Shotguns, too.
A crossover with skirts and guns.
>>64438062Allow me to contribute with some slam fire action
>>64438193Smashing.
NIJ Level IV (old), NIJ RF3 (new): This level protects against armor-piercing threats. It will withstand anything in the RF1 and RF2 categories, as well as .30-06-caliber, 165-grain armor-piercing ammunition. Threats of armor-piercing ammunition are primarily the domain of military and elite goyweebs
>>64437672If only I could have a smart girlfriend. Pic not related but still very acceptable.
>>64438360Oh no, the schizo invented a new word that no one knows the meaning of to spam in every thread
>>64437955>subscription service wife that 9/10 just makes you life harder or stops working after a random firmware update That's just a normal woman anon
>>64438410stupid goyweeb
>>64438416>That's just a normal woman anonI can't just go to the woman store and purchase a woman
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>>64437527I like scary women with guns.
>there may be many charming women in the bustling world>but maybe the charm of some women is a kind of poison
>>64436395What would you call this type of woman? Other than "does-not-exist"? And rolling for Balalaika but Integra and Armstrong would be nice too
>>64436596Best girl
>>64438516Pretty sure mail order brides are still a thing.
>>64437536She is pretty cool but not best girl in the show, you should really watch FMA brotherhood
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God I want to intimately patch up a dangerous but wounded violent woman while at gunpoint
Are korean women really THAT bad? They are pretty cute
>>64439006For the most part everyone in Korea is absolutely fucking insane, basically think of everything shitty about nip society and amplify it to cartoonish levels
>>64439027What the fuck is their problem?
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>>64439038They're the middle child of East Asia, once you realize this, everything makes perfect sense.
>>64432793It’s incredible how boring most women are once your libido crashes.Anyway, I want a 10mm is there anything you guys would recommend?I was looking at the Glock 20 with a long slide, it seems like a good option >>64436395Rollin
>>64439038Being Asia's designated raping peninsula
>>64439038Forced age hierarchy. Its one thing to respect your elders. Its another for this guys 1 year older than you that means hes right about everything even when hes wrong.
>>64439038from what I understand, the tl;dr version is just an absurdly competitive society and all the psychological damage that entails
>>64437527>Hentai protag hair>Brown>SweatySHE’S TOO POWERFUL
>>64439038As the other anons pointed out, severe Asian-tier hierarchies that are so ridiculous even by Asian standards they caused REGULAR commercial airline crashes because the way their hierarchy system works is you're basically not allowed to tell the captain anything, you have to spend 10 minutes trying to frame it like a question so eventually the captain can act like it was his idea, which when you're about to hit a mountain doesn't work.This is actually a thing, look it up, Korean air crews are actually forbidden from speaking in Korean during flights because it got so bad.
>>64439180What in the fuck
>>64433685how is it that i find this out while scrolling the horny thread on the firearms board of a Bangladeshi snake charming forum
>>64437672I'm sorry but what advantages do we get from smart microwaves and shit that makes us choose them over the retard version or however you say>>64439257The crash happened the same day as Black Thursday, Valve knew what they were doing. Also a few people killed themselves because all their money was in knives. McLaren sales are going through the roof though
>>64437876There's only one character in GuP that isn't Japanese. >>64438018Why not skirts und submachineguns?
Sweaty brown horse girls
I've had a headache for about 3 hours but the lion does not concern himself with such things. It's so joever for me, good night
>>64439803good night
>>64439803Drink water and take some tylenol (the blue and red version)
Been boiling various chicken, duck, and goose bones and organs and vegetable scrapes for like 72 hours now in a very big pot, thinking of leaving it going for a few more days to see just how much thicker I can get that broth.
>>64435975How do we get revenge against the xenos?
SnK was so fucking mid, bros. Even the "good" season was just misery porn>>64437182Technically, my old man watched anime [Robotech] before I was even born. He saw it again decades later on Netflix but never had interest in the sub, kek >>64436743I doubt there's much interest in the Civil War amongst the Islanders>>64436722I neglected to include reroll options so everybody gets to have one (1) this time>>64437062>zero it in the coldWould that it were so simple. I think the stock requires rebedding >>64437232>two devices to watch content on a channel that's demonetisedGrim!>>64439073That's conventional, post-nut clarity>>64439803Night>>64438437I'd BYFAIYSTSTMF>>64439899Sure, you have a cauldron and aren't driving up your electric bill for this
>>64437527I like em with some muscle
>>64438981I would say Riza is easily best girl
>>64439923Induction stoves use sweet fuck all electricity, like 90% of your electricity bill is pretty much your water heater and drier
Quad Rails baby
>>64439934Intriguing
>>64439923>Would that it were so simpleit is.it probably does need to be rebed though. I guarantee she's not working on it with the care an M21 needs, i.e., not dissembling it until it NEEDS to be.
>>64439948Home appliances are pretty power efficient these days, your tv, lights, computer, and other various electronics basically cost nothing to run, your stove top, dish washer, fridge, chest freezer if you have one, and laundry machine are probably like 10-20% of your total bill.The most power hungry appliances in your house are by far your oven (if you have an electric one, and even then it's probably not a huge deal unless you're running it almost daily), your dryer (again, not a big deal if you're not running it daily), and at the absolute top of the list is your hot water tank, heating water is expensive.heat pump water heaters actually look pretty neat, they're expensive as fuck right now (but still will cost you less in the long run) but the moment the prices come down they'll be huge, taking only like 1/4th the electricity of normal water heaters.
>>64439943Speaking of quads…look at those legs..
>>64436395Rolling like a dickhead
>>64438082Love that the sawn off Humpback Browning is engraved along with the armor.She's going full "Deus Vult" but she's also going to be very, very classy about it.
>>64439918idk to be honest we're probably fucked against the aliens. Giving it a second thought though there's a potential that they meant no harm and didn't think we would make corn syrup. For the longest of times humanity has grown corn and it wasn't until fairly recently that the syrup was made so... they could have meant well
>>64440141Cargo pants are very baggy to begin with
>>64439982There's just something so charming about the aimlessness of the fox's day to day>>64440041Living innadesert, the AC accounts for 50% of power consumption but would probably be less with proper insulation :v
>>64440202Probably but mostly thanks to scale, AC is basically just a refrigerator for your house, same technology, so it's actually pretty efficient, just doing a lot of work all the time.
>>64440202The Frieren x Halo fanart is some of the funniest shit
death to elves
Are smart beds good for you?>https://www.pcmag.com/news/this-weeks-aws-crash-made-smart-beds-overheat-get-stuck-in-wrong-position
>>64436395Rollerino
>>64440444holy schmoli
>>64439027Explains why most of their cultural products seem to be made for psycopathsKorea always makes me sad. They spent centuries suffering and fighting foreign invaders for national independence, just to end up divided by ideological bullshit into 2 dystopian nightmares that will destroy them as a people before the end of the century
>>64438972I love stories of commoners using modern weaponry to defeat and humiliate an arrogant, backward warrior class
>>64439577>Skirts and SMGsThat's also a great idea.
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>>64440707Ok so it turns out that I have a lot of GIrls with SMGs.
>>64439918>revengewe should be giving the ayy's our thanks, you dumb homofuckin' love corn
