Previous thread: >>64432793>Images (limit reached)https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!On mobile or filtered by the plugin otherwise? No problem! >>>/wsg/6007756https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761199341653164.mp4
How do you all feel about Girls and Muskets?
>>64442074the only musket I need is an M16. can I get a hell yeah?
>>64442074I for one am a musket enjoyer.
>>64442100Sir, I am dumb because that joke went over my head like a bullet from an M16.>>64442104My Brother from another mother.
>>64442120M16s or really just any 20" AR15 are called muskets because they're long.
>>64442059
>>64442074yeah
>>64442144If you think a 20" AR is long you have never touched a musket. My Jezail is nearly 5 feet long
>>64442074Fuck off puckee, your not infesting /ak/ like you did with /tg/s character art threads.
>>64442192yeah, that's the joke. they're longer than most other 5.56 rifles these days so it's a "musket".
>>64442199Nah
>>64442229Guess I've been abused by genuinely long and heavy rifles for so long I find something like an M16 or a stock AKM light and compact by comparison
>>64442074Nothing wrong with making due with what you've got or just being a big black powder enthusiast.
>>64442144Im glad PTA is toning down his noses, now he's looking real solid
>>64442253He should balance that out by putting less details on the feet
>>64442074Almost as cool as girls in armor
>>64442059Guys... guys, please what is the personification for Springfield Trapdoor?
Drink it anon~
I just bought around 18 MREs for 69 dollars from a Marine at a yard sale.
>>64442485is it hot chocolate with breast milk?
>>64442579>18 MREs Don't eat more than one a week unless you're prepared to shoot laxatives directly into your jugular, or you're prepared to meet God on the toilet like Elvis did.
>>64442261he draws good feet though
>>64442074I like ‘em
>>64442253>>64442261>toning down noses>focusing on feetDecent into extreme degeneracy and mental illness. Dehumanizing himself.Expect silence followed by news headlines about some brutal murder/suicide within the year.
>>64442635Shhhh! Don't worry your little head. Just. Drink.
>>64442716I like big noses
>>64442716>Decent into extreme degeneracy and mental illness. Dehumanizing himself.That's not very nice to say anon, he's had foot fetish for quite while. There are far worse fetishes to have.
>>64442059Your OP text is identical to mine except for the previous thread thumber. You even left the /wsg/ links>>64442419It would just be 1903 dressed as a Cowgirl. I think PTA drew this one given how ugly Springy looks
>>64443073>OP text is identicalI noticed that too, at least there's more people baking threads now. it was getting bad for a little while.
it's over /ak/, time to leave and cry to sleep
>>64443207why
>>64437204>>64437232>>64437672I don't like the '''smart''' TV, why did Worst Korea, the Cee Cee Pee, and Bestbuy/Walmart/Target have to give us these ironically stupid things with a shitty locked down Android OS that you can only use to coomsume on.If I ever wanna 'smart' TV like experience I'll just invest in a ceiling mounted projector and hook it up to a cheap intel Nuc or the AMD/Minisform equivalent depending on which is the better deal and watch muh seeded Tibetan cartoons off that and navigate it with a wireless keyboard... Well I might leave the projector installing to someone more competent however less I end up with a cluster of wires hanging off my ceiling but yeah.Sure the setup itself sounds annoying but having to remember a million different subscription service passwords on an interface were you can't just copy&past it all while they eat away at your wallet sounds even more annoying. I don't get why people tolerate modern tech.
>>64443608Basically it's extremely fucking cheap to shove smart shit into TV's, like, absolutely negligible to the manufacturers, and the majority of consoomers want smart TV's, meaning there's basically zero reasons for pretty much all manufacturers to not just slap some really shitty built in smart chip into the TV even though 99% of people will just end up using a firestick or google TV stick or roku or whatever.On the bright side you can pretty much ignore ALL the "smart features" of the TV and never even connect it to the internet.
>>64443636>even though 99% of people will just end up using a firestick or google TVYou're forgetting that anyone who connects it to the internet lets the company profit from serving ads and selling their data, they can even track people who don't use the smart functionality. Look up ACR for details. So it's a win for them in that sense as well.
Turns out the ad is a Uma Musume - Shadow Verse "collab" and the horse on the left died IRL>>64443155Fair, having multiple threads from the same OP would be jive>>64443608>why people tolerate modern techThat's how the lowest common denominator workst. Watched the extended copy of Black Hawk Down on YouTube with ads
What would being with a centaur be like.
>>64443787she better be female or full package, otherwise I'm turning her into sashimi.
>>64442100>>64442104I miss him bros, I feel like he filled some niche that other artists don't. I can't quite put my finger on it but it's enough to let him be very memorable, at least to me.
>>64443797That niche being cataracts and same face, kek
>>64443796>female or full packageOf course she would be female... wait, what did you mean by this?
>>64443787HORSE PUSSY
>>64443821Every milartist has same face syndrome for some reason, I wonder why.
Fuck I wish I had it in me to learn how to draw.
>>64443853it's hard to find time to practice
>>64443839lol
>>64443853Just start. Starting is the hardest part.
GOD FEARING PATRIOTIC AMERICANS WILL WIN!WILL WILL CRUSH THE RED CHINESE!WE WILL CRUSH THE RED MENACE FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC!GOD FEARING PATRIOTIC AMERICANS WILL ALL GET A TOMBOY TRADWIFE!GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!WE WILL SOON LIVE IN A NEW ERA OF POSTWAR PROSPERITY!THE STEINS AND THE CHANGS STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST AMERICAN MIGHT!USA USA USA USA USA USA!
>>64443853Hell, give it a year, and you'll be better than that faggot.
>>64443824>he was not there for the ak centaur female with extra incident
>>64443853gj
>>64443608Just dont connect it to the internet Plug is a computer or use digital tv
>>64443831
It's almost Marian's birthday. What should I draw for her birthday? I'm blanking right now.
>>64443073Yes, I know this artwork with the rather meh drawn rifle
>>64444368>You support the Union because you oppose treason and slavery>I support the Union because blue is my favorite color>We are not the same
>>64443797Me too anon, me too
>>64442104>>64442276>>64442311>>64442352>>64442667>>64444368>>64444507>>64444515I already said it but we REALLY need a Naponeonic/musket themed threadIt is a biological necessity and a moral obligation at this point
>>64443797There is more contrast and warmth in his artwork, they don't look like they have anemia like his one >>64442771.
>>64443797I still feel very sorry for him. And I'm so sorry that I didn't have a chance to support him somehow... He seems to be a man with a conflict between inner purity and talent, who has been disgusted and crushed by the pressure of the community.I always hope in the back of my heart that one day his lovely artwork will start appearing again and that he is okay and has managed to overcome this creative and personal depression.>>64444520I'm in! (However, I only have a .577 Snider here around.)
>>64442493Ironlilly making a centurichan reference?Color me intrigued.
>>64442660Just a few days ago I shat out a giant log and even the first wipe as clean. Without any MREs or such.
>>64444633 they've crossed over quite a bit i think
>>64444544>they don't look like they have anemia like his oneFuck you I love pale women and albinos.
Slavic women erotic!
>>64444368>Springfield rifle muskets are generally around 140cmIMAGINE
God I love these dorks
>>64444256sesbian lex with Heinrike
AK-15 is better than AK-12 or RPK
>>64444256Casual autumn clothes, maybe white girl coffee tropesThe light novel says that she does often drink coffee with a lot of sugarMaybe it's a very /k/ date and it's with her going skeet shooting next to a lot of colorful leavesAnything comfy and in that same thinking is what I would recommendI'd glad someone else remembers my wife
>>64442074no, silly. It's girls und panzer not girls und musket
>Begone vile vampire thot!>thou shall not ruin thy men of Sigmar!
>>64444569>He seems to be a man with a conflict between inner purity and talent, who has been disgusted and crushed by the pressure of the community.Why would he be disgusted and crushed? Was the community pushing him to do Rule 34 shit? I can see why he'd be on hiatus if that's the case. You put your blood, sweat, and tears into making good art, and degens just want to see your creations get blown out. Crazy.
>>64442144>>64442253>>64442938the foot
>>64444709>minimal facial features>pale as if she is sick>looks fragileNo.
>>64444710Yeah
Polila tried dipping his toe in animationsound image, otherwise go to his twitter if you want to hear the music and sfx
>>64445044wtf why is it broken
>>64444804>Armored thighhighsHot
>>64445046Works on my end
>>64444818He witnessed us lewding his daughters, he was not angry, just disapointed
>>64445044That artillery animation is smoooth
>>64444901Hush
>>64444718What about both at the same time?
>>64445125
>>64445128>tfw RPK16 gaslights and manipulates you in to having a threesome with her and AK-15>she assures you that she is fine with it and it is what she wants>she breaks half your ribs and all your fingers next day for cheating on her>she whispers in your ear while you are sobbing on the floor that we should do it again next month
>>64445144
>>64443636>On the bright side you can pretty much ignore ALL the "smart features"Maybe with yours but I had to set up my grand parents smart once TV and it basically required me to connect it to the Internet and sign up for shit I didn't want with no skip options so I ended up making a throwaway email for that AND it required a 40min firmware update in order to stop having weird graphically errors like constantly flipping sideways as though it was a vertical monitor or having only a small corner of the display actually showing video output. Very tedious and I hated the whole experience till the end.I think it was a Sony, they should just stick to making audio equipment instead honestly... Or maybe it was a Samsung? I dunno my memory is fuzzy on the details, probably my brain trying to block out the trauma of installing that damn thing.>>64444178>Just dont connect it to the internet^ Not a problem with my monitor BUT that's not always an option. Reply above related.
>>64443787GF that doubles as an alternative to a car on days when it's not to hot or cold so you can save money on gas. Seems nice.
>>64445125I'm monogamous
>>64445345Can you imagine how a house would have to be built in order for one to feel comfortable in it? That shit would be spacious as hell.
>>64444785Thank you, anon. Those are cute ideas. I want to try (emphasis on try) to do something for Marian's birthday. She deserves it.
>>64445424gay
>>64445252My tv is a samsung and it let me just skip any setup, so I doubt it was Samsung
>>64445778You are doing God's workI didn't think anyone else out there remembered herAlso usually Halloween artwork always out-shadows her own birthday for artwork from witch artistsHer birthday is on All Saint's Day, right after Halloween, so I like thinking about she is both a Devil-Dog Marine, and my angel
>>64445519I was actually thinking about this the other day, just how various monster girls would adapt to living in standard homes. The basic idea was pretty much anything that wasn't an average sized biped would have a hell of a time in anything that wasn't a mansion.
>>64446037>I didn't think anyone else out there remembered herShe's my favorite Witch, so of course I know her birthday. I'm trying to get better at drawing since Marian doesn't get a lot of art.
>>64442059Any love for waifus with double action revolvers?
alright, hear me out, imagine you bought like 9 body pillows and 9 fur rugs, then you sewed those rugs into pillow cases for the body pillows, then you just lay in the fluffy body pillow pile while listening to kitsune mommy asmr's
>>64445840
>>64445840>>64446313
>>64446313I would go through hell to have this.
>>64445144>No pubesRed flag
>>64446313Stop
>>64446313>you will never get this
>>64446417>>64446454
>>64442672I have to agree, even as someone that hates feet he draws good feet
What does she carry?
>>64445345idk about that like what about the food bill or what if she breaks her leg? You're going to have a GF that forever fucked for life and in pain.
>>64446584She's like some magician or shit. She doesn't care anything but a wand.
>>64444713Actually isn't there a platoon in GF2 that's still around from here?I'm wondering if any of them would like to join a new one
>>64446765There's a few /gfg/ ones and I think there's one from here
>>64446796I'm in a /gfg/ one but keeping recruitment closed has been dire on recruitment prospects so I'm just asking here for an opening we just got.It's a top 50 platoon and all that so we're doing pretty good, just need one person to man the battlestation
>>64446620A wand you say. Quite the weapon. >sorry I had to.
>>64446057>The basic idea was pretty much anything that wasn't an average sized biped would have a hell of a time in anything that wasn't a mansion.Yeah but I think some would be alright like lamias but it would all depend on their tail size. I can't think of too many monster girls other than the basics but centaurs and arachnids (if they're anything like pic rel) arguably would have it the worst.Also while talking about monster women its crazy to think just how many new things would be created and sold to suit each races needs. Lotta money in that shit. >>64446598>or what if she breaks her leg? You're going to have a GF that forever fucked for life and in pain.It'd suck but I believe there are some horses that have prosthetic legs who are doing alright. Cant run like they used to but still. Besides the Amish still use horses on roads and they seem to be aight from what I know.
>>64446598Isn't the main problem with horses breaking their legs just the fact that horses are dumb and don't know not to keep weight off the leg until it heals properly? Wouldn't that be a non-issue for centaurs since they have human intelligence?
I love 1911s.
>>64446950Lamia would still have some problemsFor one, their main way of moving it dragging like 80% of their entire body along the ground, if they have average first world cleanliness and hygiene sensibilities that would be an absolute nightmare if they don't have some sort of "lamia sock" invented, otherwise they're just dragging all the mud and shit into the house every time.Two, the life sized limited edition Miia dakimakura (yes, it's a thing) is 7 meters long (23'), so if we use that as the gold standard for how large an average lamia would be, lamia would have a pretty awkward time fitting in average sized rooms, basically furniture wouldn't work for them but they can probably just coil up for comfort so they don't really need it. Main problem I see would be showers and bathtubs, they would need absolutely fucking colossal custom made bathrooms just for them, like basically indoor swimming pool-tier. Stairs might also be weird since they're usually pretty narrow and snakes need some space to slither properly but they could probably get around that.Cars would also be awkward, they'd need to basically shove most of their body in the backseat and trunk and still have the tail tip loop back around to the pedals. Still, definitely have less problem than centaurs, who are just outright in for a miserable time of having to do some really weird gymnastics just to sit the toilet in a smaller bathroom.
>>64447018Mia is fat, needs to go on a diet.
>>64447039Chubby Miia
we need to completely rethink centaur anatomy. Over-reliance on horse-based body-plans have led to far too many issues, from extreme difficulty in navigating bidpedal environments, to ethical questions on whether centaur pussy could be considered bestiality or not. Towards these ends, I propose the following changes:1. miniaturize the design.The large spatial footprint of centaurs is one of the preeminent difficulties in integrating them in normal human environments. Reducing this footprint makes them much more viable as romantic partners and allows them to more easily partake in a wide variety of social activities. Towards this end, their height should be capped at 7' total, and their horse back length be reduced to 1/4 of their total horse length (as opposed to the current 1/3).2. Installation of a human pelvisHuman hips, and the reproductive organs that accompany them, offers an alternative for those who prefer human pussy to horse pussy and allows for human style pregnancies. This would require the movement of the horse shoulders and horse rib-cage further back in order to make room for the pelvis, but should cause minimal issues due to the existence of additional organs in the human cavity and the reduced size leading to a reduced weight.
>>64447170No.
>>64447050
>>64446979The issue for horses is that they can't lay down for long periods of times without experiencing health-related issues. Also, there leg bones are light compared to their bodies so when they do break them, they shatter most times. Really fucking sad to be honest. Even worse is when horses get old man, My grandparents' horse was and old fucker and towards his end his body could not digest food, so he slowly starved to death before being put down.
>>64447018>would be an absolute nightmare if they don't have some sort of "lamia sock" invented, otherwise they're just dragging all the mud and shit into the house every time. I'd imagine a sock thing that kind of works like overalls where it has a buckle loop and strap so it doesn't slip off>the life sized limited edition Miia dakimakura (yes, it's a thing) is 7 meters long (23')>its realWhat the fuck>Still, definitely have less problem than centaurs, who are just outright in for a miserable time of having to do some really weird gymnastics just to sit the toilet in a smaller bathroom.Thinking about all of this including the lamia problems you mentioned makes me genuinely think that in todays world monster girls would for sure have government assistance which is what happened in that anime show I think. Either that or their own nations or a single one where each state would be designated for that monster race. Something like that. Some of them just got a lot going on
>>64442092I want to nakadashi and marry this magic gunslinger.
>>64447258Funny enough, the monster girls who wouldn't have any issues what so ever in human societies (not even needing specialty pillows to adapt to horns or whatever) would be the ones based off the very animals who already regularly live in human homes all across the planet, feline and canine girls.
>>64447287don't forget fox girls
>>64447305fun fact about foxes, their piss is so bad that if it gets into fabric, it will ruin it and stink like fox piss forever. Whatever you do, do NOT go to a hunting store and pick up a bottle of it for less than 10 dollars, and DEFINITELY do NOT pour it on the furniture of the people you don't like at their next house party. DON'T do that.DON'Tpour it on the car seats of the one asshole who constantly speeds through your kid's school zoneDO NOT empty the bottle onto the displays at the mall
>>64447287Depending on how the problematic monster girls would be treated in society the envy would be off the fucking charts.
>>64447305I said canine girls
>>64447358>Your fox wife intentionally pissing on your clothes when you're not looking to mark you as hers and hers alone.
>>64447366>I said canine girlsoh yeah
>>64447358That's some evil shit that thankfully most people do not know about
>>64447421Tonight's the night
>>64447421imagine
>fox girls, dog girls, and wolf girls are all really popularBut there's never any love for coyote girls, poor song dogs.
>>64447358>Heart eyes>AK hidden behind backMixed messages.
>>64447426gulp... is that where you've been all this time? Getting prepped?
>>64447498I recently discovered the person who owns the 7/11 near me is some type of middle easterner, so right now I decided to cause him one problem that he or his son will be standing in.It was immature as fuck but I don't care and I will never return to that 7/11
>>64447593Breh. So you already committed the deed? What did they even do to you.>the person who owns the 7/11 near me is some type of middle easternerand this is expected. I don't know why but seemingly all gas station owners are foreigners. Like 90% if I had to guess.
Unfortunately I have discovered I like the Sig 4xt pro.
>>64447667>What did they even do to you.Well, there have been a few time they've given me the wrong amount of change back and insisting they did give me 4 dollars back as if I don't have 2 fucking Washington's right in my fucking hand>I don't know why but seemingly all gas station owners are foreigners. Like 90% if I had to guess.Probably because they're desperate. It's easier to work/manage a gas station than pursue anything meaningful
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>>64445144I take it your therapist doesn't know about your desire to be physically abused by a woman>>64447692Unfortunately, Soppo does not spark joy either
>>64447737Why not?
>>64447702>Well, there have been a few time they've given me the wrong amount of change back oh
>>64447459Nah fuck them shoot on sight.
>>64447741Same reason RPK-16 and AK-15 don't: self preservation instinct
>>64447798No need to be afraid. You will be preserved meticulously.
>>64447806Bet
>>64446990
>>64447798Have you considered simply overpowering and bending them to your will? They're guns/tdolls, not people. So you won't get in trouble for committing a little percussive maintenance.
>>64444256>>64446037>I didn't think anyone else out there remembered herhow could anyone forget the cute American tsundere with a cute German tsundere wife?
>>64447876forgot pic
I’ll let my autism/work exp get through on this one. >>64445345>save money on gasDepends on price of hay. A small square bale a day-ish. Depends on your geography. $6-8 a bale for first cutting. $7-10 for nice second. Move to south eastern states like Florida and the price at least doubles. Price also heavily affected by weather conditions in the region during the beginning of the season (drought, excessive rain etc). Horse legs on asphalt/concrete don't last long especially under load. They are made to be over dirt or for some breeds sand. They get damage to their canon bones. You’ll be losing more money to the farrier/dentist/vet. High quality work for shoes alone will run ~$300+/mo for a set of fronts and hinds.
2nd round of autism>>64446950Speaking in generalizations. Amish horses are the clapped out 2003 honda civics with 275k miles on them. Most are used up from running on hard pack and in my exp they have mental issues like trouble trusting, not abuse per se but they are worked. They are tools not animals in this context.
>>64447916>>64447925you know a lot about horses
>>64447974he fucks horses for living anon
No idea how alive you mob are but I'm aware of the PMC Dollkisser platoon here that's a bit active so might as well try. We're a /gfg/ platoon in need of some new dorks in Girls' Frontline 2.We're ranked #18 current but requirements aren't that stringent. You can add me at 10597 or apply at 100022 to get a spot if you're happy to put a small amount of effort into the Funsmokes.
>>64447258Based Tio poster
>>64447868>overpowering>tdollsCanonically impossible, these fucking machines are strong as any synth and better armed. Correcting them with a stern dicking is not an option
>>64447868Grab her arm to show her how strong you are
>>64447818
>>64444431Tactical use case for jester hats?
>>64447868>>64448392If anyone listens to these anons odds are that you'll have a T-Doll end up raping or killing you.
>>64447868>simply overpowering and bending them to your will?ror, rumao
>>64449702There sure are a lot you emasculated faggots in these threads.
>>64449702imagine if 15's crush tried it on her, and she got too flustered to resist anyway
>>64447737>I take it your therapist doesn't know about your desire to be physically abused by a womanI have never been to one, I wonder what she would say honestly. Then again, is it really "abuse" if she loves you? Beating means loving!
>>64447798But RPK-16 would take care of you and make sure nobody else could hurt you!
>>64449747AK-15 would alsothe difference is that 16 would do it by tying you up and locking you in her basement, and 15 would do it by caving in the skull of anyone daring to cause trouble
>>64449710
>>64449756>16 would do it by tying you up and locking you in her basementI like to think she would take you somewher nice, but controlled and safe, for your own best of course. And it would be less suspicious if law enforcement somehow got involved. Of course they wouldn't, because RPK hasn't done anything wrong!
>>64449716big dumb pretty dork easily flustered by commander's sheer charisma and charm !!!
>>64449821Why do nips think this is some chad thundercock move
>>64449877battering women is tight
>>64449882I meant the *leans onto right hand next to her head while she's against the wall* thing. You see it a lot when it's meant to be a "this guy FUCKS" thing
>>64447224But centaurs are half human, maybe they wouldn't have those problems anymore.
btw for the foxy folk, tsukasa and ran fumo2 are both up for preorder on amiami>foxy foxy foxy foxyhttps://youtu.be/RypOHapqCeQ
>>64449961Damn, the Monmusu live-action looks great.
>>64449702Can't AK-15 canonical walk straight through a solid concrete wall?
>>64450147She broke the sound barrier with a punch once so who knows.
Need gfl version of an m1917
>>64449961That seems dangerous.
>>64445144I want to squeeze those hips...
>>64450257springfield but chubby, 2 inches taller, and faintly bri'ish
>>64450296I want to be squeezed by those hips
>>64450280it's fine umas are super fit
>>64450312Still.
>>64450369Look, you can get princess carried by your loving horsewife.
>>64450373If only.
>>64450398Trust the plan. One day, horse pussy will be ours.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7zrD-VAfUE
freshly baked PTA art has arrived
>>64450486UUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>64450147>>64450212Running through a wall is nothing for 15, she breaks the sound barrier with her jumps too. God I love her
>>64450486
>>64450484
>>64450373NTA but I'm really not into centaurs myselfumamusume style would be fine but anything beyond ears and tail is too far in my personal opinion
>>64450486Space....
>>64450486>those feetI kneel
>>64449821>big dumb pretty dork easily flustered by commander's sheer charisma and charm !!I love gap moe
>>64449961Why is she kidnapping Zelensky?
>>64450307>but chubby, 2 inches taller, and faintly bri'ishMUH DIIIIIIICK
>>64447358Amateur tier.You use it, and just a little, on the cabin air inlets of the target's car, and just a little on the door handles.Just A Little.So there is always that marginal lingering scent just hanging about them.
i made no bake cookies and i cant stop eating them.
>Wolves are primarily monogamous>Coyotes are primarily monogamous>Due to depopulation of wolves and the spread of coyotes to the east a naturally occurring hybrid species, Eastern Coyotes>This means it's not impossible that a coyote once experienced an irl "amazonian wife" situation of having a female wolf just deciding "you're mine now" and breeding several generations of hybrid coywolves togetherKinda cute to think about
>>64451366>Tfw no wife 1-2 full feet taller than me who could wring my neck in an instant who will keep me warm at night
>>64450486>pta is footfagAnons will still deny it.
I need a second opinion on whether I should purchase the 6 foot gondola plush from KS, the fence is breaking at this point
>>64451495Are you short?>>64451537only if you also get a deka fumo to keep him company
>>64451560he is on da wey :DDDDThis is how I cope with not being able to by a Zastava legally
>>64450486version without gun
>>64451581the gun makes it hotter.
guppies on bikes
