Previously on /ak/: >>64861036https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
I love Foxu!
>>64867589Stinky
>>64867683imagine the smell
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I got my valentines gift from my woman. I don’t deserve love bros. She sent a short little letter but everything about what she sent is perfect. It’s like a little arts and crafts project where you twist one thing and it reveals a hidden message. She even packed it in a Valentines themed mailer with chocolates she knows I likeI got her some nice things but I didn’t put nearly that level of effort into it. I hate being depressed and putting minimal effort into fucking everything I’m a shit boyfriend
>>64867722the only thing anyone can do is be better than they were yesterday
>>64867694I'd rather not.
>>64867729Too bad!
>>64867729Foxes really don't smell that bad. You get used to the smell very quickly.You just have to store your clothes outside so the smell doesn't contaminate your home.
>>64867732A fox definitely typed this
I love Foxu so much! I want to hug her and feed her chickens!
Where are all the cute girls who are covering their faces?
>>64867798Afghanistan
>>64867800Alright, boys. Back to Afghanistan but in and out this time. We got brown girls to save.
Is this a real female or not? https://www.youtube.com/@haylujan/videosIt's important to know because hidden weapons are more dangerous than visible weapons
>>64867825>Is this a real female or not?yeah, but she's a glowie psyop.
>>64867825I could not imagine actually watching crap like this.
>>64866762meant to reply to this last thread, but a tie between the STG-44 and MG34If we include prototype shit, then replace STG-44 with STG-45(M) or the Mkb.42(W)
Serbian Independence day is right after Valentines so I have no reason to be sad
>>64868026>Serbian """"Independence""""
Based on the length of the M14, has someone calculated how tall foxu is yet?
>>64868162Based on >>64868227>foxu is approximately 2514px tall>her M14 is approximately 1935px long>the length of an M14 is 1126mm>2514/(1935/1126)=1462.9271...which would put her at approximately 146.3 cm tall, or 4'9.6"just bear in mind that proportions might vary somewhat between images so I can't confirm if this is her canon or "correct" height
>>64868255>average height for South Korean womenfigures
>>64868350average for a nork, maybe
Look at those bedroom eyes, didn't know foxu was so slutty...
RPK Valentine's love!
>>64867722What is it like actually having a woman be interested in you and what you have to say? Sounds pretty nice...
>Eh? A chocolate? Ah, that's no good! I totally forgot about it...just kidding! Commander, as thanks for all of your support, please take this from me! By the way, that was a most interesting reaction you made there.
>>64868255>not even 5 feet tallPerfect, thank you anon.
>>64867722You should not worry: you can choose to keep being depressed and miserable until she realizes she has excellent options in a completely one-sided love market and dumps your sorry ass (it will greatly improve your depression, trust me. Really) or you can stop being mopey and rise to the challenge and be a man worthy of her affections.Ain't that easy. Remember that most of us never even had the chance.
It's February 14th; post M1911.
>>64867589I see that you stayed true to your word about delivering FF even if it was at the twilight hour
>>64867722>I hate being depressed and putting minimal effort into fucking everythingJust be sure to go the extra mile the next time you both do something special. If she's aware you're going through a rough patch, she'll understand (might be why she got you that card in fact)
>>64868255I don't know her official height, but she's shorter than the other characters.
>>64868766I’ll be flying out to her the next time I see her most likely. Ideas are appreciated old chap
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>>64868587Revelation 19:11>And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
New Stackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpMxxgtUhzM
>>64868924I just did the math on this one. it came to 5'1".
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>>64868766That Hood is rather lewd
>>64867825Lucan is a XX female>>64868945Can't partake at the moment, I'm watching USA girls curl.Nevertheless thank you for the post.
>>64868587It's now I realize I don't have many with 1911s
>>64868587I know many people don't like Kimber, but since I cant hear anyone through the internet, I will post regardless.desu I don't even have mags for it. Inherited it a while ago and it didn't come with any and I've been putting off buying a threaded barrel and magazines. Iw ant to carry it...
>>64869143Is the joke that Hitler's Secret Weapon is blonde?
I'll be dumping the traditional Valentine's Day chapter of SJFT here later today, it'll be about 45 pages. Just an FYI~
>>64868955the more proper a lady is the more lewd she is in bed
>>64867589I love her so much it's unreal but the government says I cant take her out to play no more. Should I get an acog currently using an eotech.
>>64867589Wtc real soppa gf.
>>64869678I greatly prefer my ACOG to my Eokek>>64869751brownells
>>64868911Only thing I can think of besides the cinema or a restaurant may be cooking dinner at hers? Doesn't have to be a family recipe or anything as long as you can make it off by heart>>64869580Especially on days such as St Valentines
>>64869791LEWD
>>64868945That's a good one.Most of hers I like are the gremlin ones, but she's still great at regular vocals as well.
>>64869762Marrying soppa make more jr.
>>64869912good idea
>>64869678>can't take her outWhy? Give her to me and I'll take good care of her
>>64870093Government made her illegal. Im a good goy and would never sneak out inawoods with here. Especially in my rural hometown with dence old growth that would muffle the shots.
>>64870120>forbidden love with soppo>sneaking out for secret trysts together
>>64870120I'm assuming SBRs are a no-no? Can't just P&W? Or are you in VA? I know laws there are utterly fucked now
>>64870269Im a leaf
>>64869573Here y'all go:SFJT - Valentine's Day chapter Enjoy!
>>64870476It's gonna be slow as I'm phoneposting this at work hehe
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>>64870484>I'm phoneposting this at workGod bless you lard for risking your livelihood to give us this
>>64870584>>64870589I would have done it earlier, but I slept in~
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>>64870770Thanks y'all! Hope everyone has a good Valentine's Day, whether with your 3DPD or 2D waifu~!Till next time...
>>64870772BASED thank you Lard
>>64870772TYFYS
>>64870772>mfw it's been 10 years since this chapter was releasedTime flies...
>>64870772Thanks for posting
>>64869143Higher res
>>64870903Others I liked from that artist
>>64870918She's pretty good
>>64870918>anime girl with ruger blackhawki didnt think it existed. saved
How do I brainwash the GFL community into liking my raifu more? I need more art of her. I should take her shooting...
>>64871434>On October 15, 2010, Bushmaster issued a recall of all ACR rifles, instructing users to "Please immediately discontinue the use of your ACR rifle"Girl failure
>tfw RPK will never mix her synthetic period blood in your food and drink every month to be closer to you both romantically and physicallydamn she is so cute
>>64871434She is cute but hard to get too interested when she has so little part in the story and at the same time faces competition from so many much more popular T-Dolls
armpit sexoo
>>64871446I know worse things have been said here but bro.
>>64871441>Girl failurethe best kind of girl, the spergier and dorky the better
>>64871450Good taste
>>64868350>146.3cm>average south korean women>womenConsidering that the average height of a 12 year old girl is 148 cm then no. The actual average height of a South Korean woman (18 year old) is 162 cm while in Japan it is 158 cmhttps://ourworldindata.org/grapher/average-height-of-women
>>64871446>synthetic period bloodOil.She's just leaking hydraulic oil anon, and you're being poisoned.https://wwwn.cdc.gov/TSP/PHS/PHS.aspx?phsid=755&toxid=141
>>64871464Considering his taste in women, the brain damage might be an improvement for him.
>>64871457Anon you do know that if you marry a dork and have her bear children they'll be dorky as well right? Do you really want to do that and be known as a dork lover?
>>64871462Seeing average height declines that coincide with periods of corruption during developmental years is edifying.
>>64871441la la la I can't hear you youuuu
>>64871502GIRL. FAILURE.
>>64871464More advanced T-Dolls like the DEFY dorks can both bleed and sweat
HOWDY NIGGERS! GUESS WHO'S BACK!
>>64868918Pretty much this
>>64871469>Considering his taste in womenwhat is wrong with my taste? I just like beautfiful women that are very dedicated and physically affectionate
>>64871537I'm gonna go shooting with her. Maybe next paycheck, spent way too much this month
>>64871469>RPK intentionally poisoning anon's food to induce brain damage and make him become too retarded to leave her or function without her supporthow romantic
Why is Tomoe Umari wearing my Wife's clothes?
>>64871562Sounds like a commie the way this post reads
>>64871578Yeah ok faggot.
>>64871576>tfw you will never becoma a vegetable being taken care of by RPK >the only person in your life from now on will be her >this is the only view you will have for the rest of your lifeheaven
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>>64871578It's clearly a chinese communist spy, infiltrating our thread to sap and impurify all our precious bodily fluids.
>>64871585kawai
>>64871562Impossible...
>>64871586God I hope Puto draws more of this chink, she is so fucking hot
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>>64871447Jesus christ springfield is a sex goddess
>>64868911You are a writter. Write her poetry, by hand.Chicks dig poetry.I know my wife does. She keeps the poems I have written her in her purse and reads them occasionally.If you can't rhyme to save your life. Then write her a story and make it either humorous or sappy. I know you can write funny stuff.Life with a woman is about being better together and supporting eachother. For better mental health, get God in your life, and I don't mean Catholicism. Knowing your place in the world is grounding for the mind.
>>64871592I really want a 17s because of her. I know she used a 20s in game but thats overkill for me
>>64871759Buy a gen 2
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>>64868160absorbing your neighbors after freeing yourself from Turkroaches doesn't erase the fact that you freed yourself from the Turkroaches
>>64871795the independence day is on the date of the 'first Serbian uprising' which didn't lead to independence, you can guess that by the 'first' part. >doesn't erase the fact that you freed yourself from the Turkroachesthey really didn't. Russia stomping the roaches freed them.
>>64871562Reminder: you are to post .45 groups by this winter/spring
>>64871562I don't believe it
>>64870772Nogami-sensei doing Nogami-sensei things
>>64871818I almost forgor, make it Spring, it will be in May.
>>64871818I am not Springfield Schizo, but how far? I have been meaning to shoot my 21
>>64871769nigger what the fuck?
what are you supposed to say in this situation
>>64871586>>64871592I need a ccp gf. It shouldn't be hard around here.
>>64871930call her a slut
>>64871766Man get her some chocolate or something
>>64871932if you publicly brag online enough about having access to classified information, then maybe they'll send a glowie to try and honeytrap it out of you>inb4 anons start treating the MSS like a mail-order bride service
>>64871930I want to touch your ears every day, every moment, every second, from now and until to the end of our lives!
>>64871850>MayAll right, I'll wait>>64871869>how far?That IPSC target was at 10 yards. Would have been 15 yards but the indoor lighting was too poor for my combat sights
>>64871965Do girls really want chocolate during their period?
>>64871562Where had you gone?
>>64872029dorks
>>64872025They often want you to get the dark towel out.
>>64871450Nasty infections
>>64872037dark towel?
>>64871583Kill yourself, faggot
>>64872048So you don't get blood on the sheets when you satiated their intense hormonal desires.
>>64872025I think that it works like a medkit, not sure though
can I bake? I'm not passing up Feb. 15th but I want permission first
>>64872072Bake now and bake well
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>>64872025In my experience, they crave beef because of their iron loss.
