Previously on /ak/: >>64946139https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
I want to go on a date with RPK-16 and hold hands in public!
anyone in New Orleans or Jackson MS? I'm gonna be flying into both for job interviews soonish and theres a lot of time between flights I want to know if there's anything cool to do there that doesn't involve fighting drug addicts off
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>>64955467>that doesn't involve fighting drug addicts offThat sounds fun though, just yell "CASTLE DOCTRINE" before you shoot
>>64955483Do mexicans look like this?
Cute busty Ann
>>64955493
Need to comfort this dork and bring her to the animal shelter to adopt a cat!
>>64955505
>>64955509
RPK SEX
>>64955479You can't just draw women like this and expect anons to not lust over them like animals
>>64953478>>64953493basedbasedbasedbasedbased
fug yeah toho!!!
>>64955467>Jackson MSwhy would you move to this god forsaken state, and into the worst city to boot?>I want to know if there's anything cool to do there that doesn't involve fighting drug addicts offleaving. failing that, there's some decent grub in the general area. There's an African restaurant that's pretty good. I can definitely vouch for the Gambian gumbo. Also a couple of asian places with decent stuff, like a sushi place I know of that makes this weird lobster-lasagna roll that's weirdly good. Then there's this hole-in-the-wall place in Byram that has pretty good burgers (buttermilk burgers i think it was called). There's also the casino buffets in Vicksburg, but that would be a bit of a drive, and you'll be dealing with the type of people that go into a casino in a city almost as shitty as Jackson itself. Make sure NOT to go to a buffet in florence with a giant cross out front, the food is bland and they constantly play christian contemporary, it sucks. As for non-food-related stuff to do, there's not a whole lot. There's the Vicksburg casinos like I mentioned, and a couple museums. The Natural History and Children's museums are pretty comfy. The zoo is ok. Planetarium sucks dick. There's also the civil war battlefields, Mound-builder sites, and the Natchez trail, but they're all a long drive away, and the weather is shit this time of year so you'll probably want to avoid going outside as much as possible (especially given the tornado bandits). Honestly, the best way to enjoy your time there is to stay holed-up in your hotel while ordering doordash.>t. commutes daily to that shithole
>>64955383You've delayed our binding resolution
>>64955983Things happen
check this shit outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h7bnYA1LXE
>>64955970damn sorry to hear that but a burger does interest me so maybe I'll stop bygood luck moving someplace nicer
>>64956068funkyit's crazy that IOSYS is still producing hits decades later
>>64956070THE BEAR AND THE BULL EAST WEST THE DIVIDE OLD WORLD FLAG COURIER SIX BEAR AND THE BULL
>>64956059Now this entire ordeal will bleed into the weekend, hope your Touhou thread was worth it>>64955467Wishing you safe flights, we wouldn't want anything happening to the passengers or crew
>>64956359trust the plan
>>64956363
>>64956398it's just a goofy little thing. However, Remi best girl.
I love Halberds.
>>64956487I could have saved her...
>>64957019Why doesn't he draw more of wolfu and the bear gals
>>64957539They are side characters.Che is the star.
>>64957571:(
>>64957571>Che is the star>Che's the star>Chase the star
>>64957539he does, it's just on patreon.
>>64957811>chase the star>chase-a the-a star-a>Che Guevara
>>64957829
>>64957996I can't explain it, but the l85 has something oddly attractive about it, it's such a shame that I'll never get to own one, I really wish could.
>>64958190it certainly does have an aesthetic to it, but really needs the scope and not the carry handlealso I just looked up the source for that image and discovered that the original is just over twice the size, so herehttps://pixiv.perennialte.ch/artworks/46476551
>tough luck, hope you don't mind being forcibly pumped full of weeb sperm
>>64958248This post made me feel dirty.
>>64958248You're not as bad as Jewkari, SS, and RPK maso but there's something wrong with you
>Brown women IRL>>Ewww, gross, she's all shit colored>Brown women in anime art>>MUH DICKEverything is better in 2D
>>64958445RPKbro is slightly disturbed but he's a chill poster wtf
>>64958512Exactly, like when you're posting retarded tier puccian muh stronk garbage >Inb4 the zigger calls me a polack
>>64958544Damn, even just posting a picture of AK's gets you accused of caring about the Slavic slappy fight now?
>>64958512>Ewww, gross, she's all shit colored Not all the time but most of the time yeah. Theres quite a few who got it goin on
>>64958559Everyone who post Russian tier shit is a zigger. No exceptions
>>64958559I have a sneaking suspicion that it's the anti-poland schizo trying a different angle
>>64958562nta, but what the fuck are you on about? I know the image is by the same artist as the hot VDV leotard girl, but you gotta take your meds nigger. Also we had exactly this discussion a few threads ago.
>>64958536He invites other anons to imagine their waifus acting like his. The man's fully disturbed
>>64958591>Posting more zigger slopI'm glad that Ziggers are dying by the thousands everyday.
>tanlines and scarsmy dick
>>64958589What's up with /ak/ attracting the weirdest schizos on the site?
>>64957996>>64958190>>64958235You know, every time I shot it, stripped it, cleaned it and taught others how to use it, I never found it particularly challenging in an intellectual sense so I never got the whole "you must have very smart soldiers" comment Kalashnikov is supposed to have said.Then again... https://youtube.com/shorts/wEHLmlZ-kHg
>>64958642Damn, that is a pretty accurately drawn first gen R1 Altyn, got the big radio box on the back and all.
>>64958642More puccian slop. Of all cultures to emulate, you chose the literal serf culture
>>64958559why is it that "slavic slap fight" is the go-to way to describe the Russo-Ukrainian war for pro-Russian posters?
>>64958653It's kinda funny how Garand Thumb became one of the biggest laughing stocks of the gun world so fast.
>>64958626>>64958659fuck off, poland schizo. you're not going to start a fight in here.
>>64958669Because it's a fight between two bumfuck borderline Africa-tier countries in the asshole corner of Europe that no one outside of money launderers and terminally online weirdos really care about.
>>64958686>>64958544Called it. All pro puccian posters are ziggers. No exceptions
>>64958669Dunno, but at least it's a good way to sniff those retards out
>>64958642/ak/ is the intersection of anime fans, weapon enthusiasts, and 4chan users; frankly it would be more surprising if we didn't get them.
>>64958690I'm not, I'm truly not. I just hate when subhuman bait posters try to start fights in THE LAST GOOD THREAD ON THE GOD FORSAKEN BOARD! NOW FUCK OFF!
>1755995390270256m.jpg>mof course the baitposter would also be a fucking phoneposter
>>64958687If you really didn't give a fuck about the "slavic slap fight", you'd have stopped talking about it three replies agoAlso, if you don't want people calling you a zigger, you should stop talking like one
>>64958702>>64958690Samefag tourists can fuck off and take their /pol/ autism with them
>>64958710I am genuinely curious how much this site would improve if phoneposting was just outright banned. Like the mere act of making the captcha essentially a basic IQ test already did a number on some of the worst posters.
>>64958709See >>64958718
uhhh whats going on
>>64958734fuck off, bait posting newfag
>>64958740pro/anti poland schizo has some new material. he calls anyone posting russian anime girls a zigger, and when people call him out he doubles down.
>>64958740Some dude with nothing better to do makes a bunch of bait posts on /ak/, more news at 11
>>64958748This is some new level of schizophrenia
>>64958748Oh.
>>64958720>>64958745I'm not the phoneposting schizo, I don't know what he's playing at and I don't careAnd my point still stands : if you really don't care about something, stop replying to stuff about that thing. You just look like a disingenuous retard by doing so
>>64958767I'm going to call out subhuman bait poster whenever I damn well please. and if you don't want to be caught in the crossfire, you can stay out of it.
>>64958767Backing down is faggotry, if you're a normal test man you escalate.
>>64958774I'm going to call out subhuman Ziggers posters whenever I damn please. And if you don't want to be caught in the crossfire, you may join me to mock the Ziggers that have failed to capture the poorest country in Europe in 4 years of armed conflict
>>64958774Ok anon, whatever you say>>64958777Looks like he's following your advice >>64958787
>>64958787I do. but if telling people to stop trying to cause arguments in the anime tiddies thread is zigger behavior to you, you need to fuck off.
>>64958600>He invites other anons to imagine their waifus acting like hisWhat is wrong with that? Beating means loving, anon! Give love a chance!
Also a tall chick just started working at my place, she is fucking taller than me. It is actually kinda intimidating but also really sexy. I want her to spit in my mouth. Thanks for reading my blog
>>64958842I prefer gentle maternal domination
>>64958732the entire internet would improve if phoneposting were banned>>64958842>Give love a chance!Give the psychiatrist a chance.
>>64958853That is also really nice, I could enjoy a mix of both. Make the relationship highs higher and all that
>>64958855>Give the psychiatrist a chance.I wonder what a psychiatrist would even say to that
Vector cute
>>64958850You're beyond psychological help
>>64958855I just phone post because the catcha in PC takes too long. I'm not going to either register an email or solve a series of retarded puzzles about star points 3 fucking times.
>>64958894you don't post enough (or you're just new) because I only have to do it once. half the time I don't even need to do it at all.
>>64958855>Give the psychiatrist a chanceDon't do this, therapists are insectoid creatures wearing human skin, once they get you through the door they reveal their proboscis and stab it through your skull to drain your 'tism fluids out, this process turns you into a wretched normie.
>>64958905Not me. It'll ask me to wait 700 seconds for a post. And then I still have to solve figure shapes puzzles three times for the vast majority of posts or just to report a post.
>>64958914that sounds like you're just new. I haven't had a wait time since I was new, and I've only ever had to do that captcha when baking threads. on just this post it says "verification not required"
>>64958930I should also add that if you switch browsers or nuke your cookies 4chan will think you're new.
Anon… Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my feet, and my toes… and even my heel… The thread I've lost… and the feet pics I’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with Friday, a day above others, even Miku Monday, and I was the parasite below, feeding off Che's power… They came after you in the thread, then the one after it. Fox Friday just… keeps growing, swallowing everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… Anon… I’m gonna make ‘em give back our thread… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And I won’t rest… until we do.
>>64958955>Fox Friday just… keeps growing, swallowing everything in its paththat is the plan, yes.
>>64958955
>>64958894>I'm not going to solve a series of retarded puzzles about star points 3 fucking times.I find it intellectually stimulating(my brain is rotten because of Insta doomscrolling)
>>64958955Remember, Fox Feet Friday, don't fuck it up
Is milk good for you?
>>64959297Yes. If you don't drink milk you are not white. Simple as. Lactose intolerants get the rope.
Bro why is this thread full of coomer bait
>>64959309This is the anime titties thread.
>>64959302>Developed mild lactose intolerance after around 27-ish>Still drink fucktons of milk (just convert it into kefir first)Can I stay?
>>64959317That depends. Eye color?
I keep jerking off to anime hags. There’s this one artist I can’t get out of my head who’s so good at making them hairy
>>64959594ewww nigga wtf why can't you just like normal gross shit
>>64959594ONE OF US! ONE OF US! are you going to give us the sauce or what?
>>64959594>hairyfuckin freak
>>64959622It’s called pepe or jonasan. They’re both the same person I think
>>64959625Pubes are hot
>>64959635oh, his stuff isn't for me.
>>64959333>>64959317>no answerI know what you are. Straight to the mass grave dark-eyes.
>>64958642>>64958966Who wants to do the "honour" of baking FFF?>>64959309I suspect "/a/ + /k/" has always been a pretense for coomer threads. My incursions are in part to expose the truth about this general
>>64959655Sorry, I was jerking off to mommy porn for about an hour.Yes, sadly I am that least whitest of """whites,""" a slav>Father had almost black hair but blue eyes>Mother had dark brown eyes but blonde hair>The the worst of bothGod has forsaken me, the mongrel blood poisoning my family finally reached it's point of no return.
>>64959703I'll bake if it comes down to it, but I won't enjoy it.
people look upon you and think "wow look at that Romanian man"
>>64959724>won't enjoy itThe very same, pardner
>>64959743sorrymy apologiesI meant to reply to >>64959712
>>64959743Indeed, it sucks to be born a Czech but visually look like a fucking Balkan, could be worse, at least I'm pale enough that no one will mistake me for a Turk. I'd probably just hang myself if someone thought I was a fucking Arab.
>>64959753>>64959724>>64959703it's not even close to image limitwhat the hell are you guys talkin' about?
>>64959712>I was jerking off to mommy porn for about an hour.>I am that least whitest of """whites,""" a slavYeah? Well my ancestry is over 90% Norwegian and I jerked off to orc mommy smut for almost the whole day
>>64959775it's also nowhere near friday, I know everyone is eager for foxes and feet but chill
>>64959777North Dakotan or actual Fjordlander?
>>64959777I kneel, oh great Scandinavian jerker of green tusked maternal figures
>>64959775we'll be at the image limit by at tomorrow afternoon, something of this magnitude is worth discussing now. and ever since I opened the flood gates, Foxu Thursday has become normal.>>64959779I am not eager for feet. I am merely do what needs to be done for the sake of peace.
theological thursday
>>64959784I live in Texas but have lots of family history in Minnesota and Wisconsin
>>64959791>I am not eager for feet. I am merely do what needs to be done for the sake of peace
>>64959796Ok.
>>64959791Fox feet is one thing, but I will never compromise with futa stains
>>64959862ew muslims
>>64959880>find cute animation channel on yt with a 2000s animation vibe and style featuring a romance between a grown up goth lady and a younger guy>someone suggests they have a "recognizable" art style>plug in the name>futashit porn pops upWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>64959888you're saying that just to annoy me and it's working
>>64959898>swarthy men with beards and funny looking armor>not a cross in sight>desert environment>song sounds like arabic call to prayer niggerbabbleyeah Im thinking these are just more of muhammad's depraved rapist followers
>>64959880I don't even know how you would do that without the thread getting deleted. you'd have to use picrel or something.
>>64959892Post artist name to prove your story isn't fake and gay
>>64959912I agree. I want to see if this artist is any good or not. to see if anything of value is lost of course.
>>64959909>swarthy men with beards and funny looking armorthey're just tanned from the sun, true pale skinned Aryans, trust>not a cross in sightWell there wouldn't be, since Christ hadn't even been born yet. Would be a little weird.>desert environmentYes>song sounds like arabic call to prayer niggerbabbleA full half of the song is Psalm 135 in Greek you retard, there is absolutely no Arabic in it at all. The other language is entirely unrelated to Arabic and predates Islam by a minimum 2000 years.>yeah Im thinking these are just more of muhammad's depraved rapist followersIncorrect, though three priests of these people's religion would ascertain Christ's birth by studying the stars and come bringing him gifts fit for a king. On the other hand they never had any positive dealings with Islam.
>>64959912>>64959919
>>64959936what? are these Parthians or something?
>>64959963Yes, of course.
Anybody else love pith helmets?
>tfw you will never be able to go into MISIDE save CAPPIE :D bring her back to the real world, and Marry her.Imagine bringing an M16 and M1911 than blasting Crazy and her dummies, extracting CAPPIE :D than marrying her and having a large family with her.
>>64959961>SS with futa altsFigures
>>64959703>Who wants to do the "honour" of baking FFF? Doesn't matter so long as it's done. This will be our reparations for the destruction of the original feet friday thread. Afterwards you may continue as normal.
>>64960007I prefer Mila
>>64960009thats the crazy part, "davie" is, according to the female author, supposed to be in his 20s. Yet the "hostile hallway" video clearly shows a highschool. A hundred bucks says she was originally writing a teenage boy and a woman in her mid 20s (at least) but realized she'd get pulverized for that and changed it at the last minute
>>64959888That's the Zoroastrianism symbol, which predates the Abrahamic religions.
>>64959712For me its natsume benkei.
>>64960009
>>64960073Noice, thanks for the rec
>>64960213yeah.
Where are all the cup cop girls at?
>>64960235
>>64960246
I WANT WAR WITH CHINA! WIPE THOSE DISGUSTING SATANIC COMMUNIST INSECTS OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! KILL THEM ALL WIPE COMMUNIST CHINA FROM THE PLANET KILL EVERY LAST RED! KILL KILL KILL!
>>64960011>reparations for the destruction of the original feet fridayDon't get it twisted, what we did was correct after the foot fetishists lost the vote that one of theirs proposed in the first place. The point of this compromise is to avoid conflicts in the future>>64960046That appears to be the case with the exception of >female authorAfter looking through the @DaBigCheez_brgr Twitter catalogue, I suspect the artist is an autogynephile hence the alternate models>>64960088>TOUCHED A WILLY IN HIGH SCHOOL ONCEGrim!
>>64960952Davie is wayyyyy too soft for this not to be a female-authored thing, a guy who supposedly wears hand warmers in 2008 in his 20s?
Does anyone have the girl with the SKS and the Pakol doing the one-finger-in-the-air thing? The one Ostwind drew? I need it for something
>>64959611Those are big words from a mentally ill zigger
>>64961718Here ya go. Inshallah.
Howdy y'all! (it's kinda sad that y'all has been co-opted by faggot redditors instead of just being a stable of the American south)
>>64961718>236x369
Flying knights in plate mail incoming.
>>64956401>However, Remi best girl.Indeed!
>>64962412I wanna impregnate the vampire too
>>64958512Brown girls irl have brown features, brown girls in anime look like normal humans but with darker skin, simple as.
>>64961710He has "Guy" on his Twitter profile so this must be a man. There's also /k/ontent there and I might find something for a future OP so thanks for bringing this matter to my attention
>>64962503We got a surprising amout of brown girls with human features here. Im tempted but know it wont end well.
>>64962372>using plate mail when you and your enemy are both using bolt-action rifles
>>64962503>brown featuresincluding brown in-laws
>>64962503>chocolate skin>white silky hair>yellow/orange eyes Why is the combination so erotic
Why go for brown women when you can go for pale beauties?
>>64959892The older women meme needs to endCoworker fell for it now he is paying the priceI told him I got damn told him no ring till she is pregnant. Poor dude ended his family name and will have to consol her forever.Fuck I pray to be wrong everyday
looks like it's almost time
>>64962729Do you think Yihan knows that we have a almost weekly thread about his fox girl?
Imagine...
>>64962714how does he know she can't get pregnant?
>>64962745I doubt it
>>64962729Do what must be done
>>64962759Maybe it is for the best
>>649627576 months of ivf
>>64962759Wonder how he'd react.>yeah there's like, practically a cult of people that have threads dedicated specifically to your fox on 4chan>it's been going on for years now but has really gained steam lately>they pretty much had a meltdown when your account got suspended for like a day
>>64962832I fear that it would end up the same way as when Ostwind first visited us
>>64962871Well yeah, probably would.
Neme-channow with twintails, open back high heels and painted toenails.
>>64962832>practically a cultCoalition of fox posters, more like. I participated in Operation Epic [shitposting] Fury out of obligations similar to Article 51
ok, it's time
>>64963050
I hate to say it, but NEW!>>64963070>>64963070>>64963070>>64963070look what you made me do
