https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!On mobile or filtered by the plugin otherwise? No problem!https://youtu.be/Hef2Qc6owrcPrevious thread: >>64938410>Images (limit reached)
My comfy life in another world raising weebniggers to sell them as sirloin and chitterlings with my overpowered bargaining skillshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEVGCJxQisE
>>64946096yeah, I should have said most of them.
>>64946192
wow it's monday alreadyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsjsYMo3O1Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCc0iI8jdQU
>>64946310Is in the lands of Kiwi and Oz>>64946318Wont be much longer before that image is relevant again!
>>64946292what's with the face? I can sell you offal, rinds or ribeye chops instead
>>64946318I feel like it already is, I'm already running around in shorts now, when it was way below freezing a few weeks ago. Continental climate is funny sometimes.
>>64946373darn it looks like that catbox link is dead
>>64946358How many times have we told you about not using the W-slur
>>64946381maybe stop being a W-slur and nobody will call you a W-slur?
>>64946403I thought we were living in a time of acceptance and freedom to express oneself, you should really get with the times, you stuck up bigot. Can't you see how open minded everyone here is? We even accept you here as a gay man, with all that entails, aswell as all kinds of niggers, like the retarded tripfaggot who can't seem to settle down with one wife, has to change her every few days and even announce it to everyone
>>64946422>I thoughtYour thoughts do not matter, uppity w33b. You will be turned into tallow and thrown in the chili
>>64946447I think not
Please wait warmly
any images of Taiga with a gun?
>>64946528I don't know which Taiga you're referring to, but here:https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=*_taiga+gun
>>64946543
>>64946546full size
>>64946463posting my webms of Reina will not help you, spawn of Crunchy Roll
>>64946543>>64946546>>64946580TRIPLETS!!!!
>>64946580>>64946546>>64946543she looks like she gives good head
>>64946192Aw hell naw what did you just say?
I'm making steaks tonightholy shit I cant wait to eat this ribeye
>>64946581FACT: Despite making up ~13% of the population, w*ebs make up more than 50% of all crunchyroll subscribers
>>64946479Where is everyone?
>>64947248Based, I had breakfast with my brothers, made eggs benedict life is good
>>64947340if you use CR or god forbid pay for it you don't deserve to be a weeb, let alone an anime fan.
>>64946863just a business idea to sell weeaboo pluck>>64947340unlikely, weeabos at large don't pay for CR, it's a platform for normalfriends. I doubt the W-words make up more than 20%
>>64947384who gave the vampire a jelly donut
Bump with a shitty pic of my SAM7R with Combloc wood. Will get a better pic in the future currently re working the hobby room.
>>64947450based and tetopilled
>>64947367what if you're a former CR user but you just pirate stuff now because they're a scummy company?
>>64947391Where there is no counsel, weebtrannis fall; but safety is won through many advisers.
>inb4 benis :DDDDD
>>64947478what kind of sociopath eats tomatoes like that
>>64947485tomatoes are technically a fruit, cutlery is purely a social custom of our world
>>64947505>tomatoes are technically a fruitSo? That doesn't mean you can eat them like that.>cutlery is purely a social custom of our worldThey use cutlery in that world, your excuses won't work! This is probably why she's a wanted criminal.
>>64947512>So? That doesn't mean you can eat them like that.Yes, you can. You can witness how she's doing it right before your eyes, because they're not bound by our customs. You may be angry and displeased about it but she's going to carry on nibbling on them.
Guys, I have a dark twisted disgusting fantasy, don't tell anyone. If Springfield was real, I would love and cherish her, I would marry her, protect her, and provide for her, I would have children with her. And raise a happy family with her.
It's not Monday yet.
>>64947629degenerates like you should be hung from a cross
>>64947512>That doesn't mean you can eat them like that????Most of the tomatoes I've consumed have first been cut into quarters and the wedges eaten like slices of an orange, but I see nothing wrong with chomping on a whole tomato.
>>64947465as long as you get on your knees every single day and beg for crunchyroll to die a fiery death then you're good.crunchyroll has done more damage to the western anime sphere than anyone can even begin to imagine.
>>64947552she needs to be stopped>>64947647you will pay for your sins
>>64947651>crunchyroll has done more damage to the western anime sphere than anyone can even begin to imagine.that's why I stopped using them. I learned about the think they've done (and are currently doing) and decided I couldn't support them.
>>64947666*things
>miku Monday>posted SundayYou should have things done to you
>>64947652she needs to be praised and rewarded. Teh weeb will be punished
>>64947705You will burn in hell for constantly dropping the W word. I hope you're okay with this
>tfw you will never constantly walk on eggshells around RPK-16>You will never flinch every time she looks at you>you will never know if the next time she raises her hand it will be a playful slap or another beatdown where you will end up on the floor gurgling blood>you will never know when she puts her hands around your neck in blind rage if she will let go before you pass out or if you will wake up in her lap again. >Or if the last thing you ever see will be RPK-16's beautiful purple eyes staring in to yours as she squeezes the life out of you for the last time.God, imagine the constant feeling of butterflies in your stomach you'd have being in a relationship with her, it would be amazing, I love RPK16!
>>64947465>>64947651>>64947666Wait, what is wrong with crunchyroll? Did I miss something?
>>64947629Springfield is pretty cute!
I wonder if Springfield gets violent when she gets angry
>>64948390I don't know if they did something extra bad recently but my understanding is>fucking up localizations with censorship and reddit/twitter speak>got rid of the comment sections for videos because people were bashing troons>employees, VA's say dumb stuff on twitter or insert western culture war stuffI don't use it just because they're streaming quality is shit even if you pay for the higher tiers.
Why are women so attractive bros?
>>64947675Daylight saving is hard on us burgers ok
>>64948423I hate womyn
>>64948430But they are so cute, and they smell nice
RPK A CUTE! A CUTE!
>>64948439>But they are so cute, and they smell nicecan be accomplished with perfume and dakimakura
>>64948452dakimakuras can't be lovable dorks though
>>64948390Its gay anyways because you can just search everything up online for free.
>These are elite, classified, tier-one, top-of-the-line military grade T-Dolls
>>64948460https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtzA7keHj3o
>>64946479God I need to take a trip out there again soon
>>64948398it looks like theyre both grabbing their own big pregnant belliesnice
>>64948691
>>64947631>>64947675I anticipated a Sunday thread lasting into Monday and made an executive decision >>64946375Indeed
>>64948729God damn you are such a fucking geniusI am genuinely glad that you monitor this general and keep us sharp with your strategic input
>>64947482Shoutout Gadhafi for the 2 tons of Czechoslovakian Semtex and SAMs
>>64948691You were extremely rude yesterday regarding my appearance and should apologize.
>>64947450what drum is dat?
>>64947450hell yeah
>>64948801My brother got it for me for Christmas a while back I believe it is the Red Army Standard 75rd drum.
>>64948798I apologize. After more careful inspection, it is clear you are not an orc. I apologize to the entirety of goblinkind; orcs, ogres, goblins and all, for thinking a creature as misshapen as you was one of their ilk. I apologize to the pigs as well, even livestock does not deserve to have their good name tarnished with association to a beast such as yourself.
>>64948816based bro. Its cool that he knows how to buy gifts for you. My family knows I like guns but they're not super familiar with them so I usually get magazines (the kind with pictures) or grunt style stuff. I was hoping you'd say KCI because I've been tempted by their offerings.
monday eve
>>64948866I miss fortnite japan seasonwhat a fun time
>>64948843Sadly I only used it once it's too damn heavy to lug around. Nice Khyber AK
>>64948842Y-Yeah, well... y-you have daggers for ears... and you live in trees...
>>64948893thanks my nigga, I had my mom paint it after I built it. I dropped it off at my families house with a bunch of reference photos. Thats just how it be with drums
This thread needs more smgs.
>>64948910>Special design by dear o'l momThat makes it even cooler and its giving me ideas to ask my mom to personalize some things for me.
>>64948920sneedem guyshty sneedem guyshty I think these jannies dont like me
>>64948928>giving me ideas to ask my mom to personalize some things for me.I had people on akfiles asking me to paint things for them and I had to explain that it was my mom doing it lol. She was really happy when I showed her the PM's I was getting, to the point where she was considering offering it as a service on her etsy. I also bought a bunch of knock off Red Dawn camo fabric because I wanted her to make me a soviet masking suit out of it. Maybe one day we'll have a mother-son akfag shopify
>>64948894
>>64949010is the catholic church still using that anime mascot?
>>64948893>>64947450
>>64947512>>64947552>>64947629Off topic
>>64949019real
>>64949014no idea, but I read this so now you have to too
>>64949030nigger wtf
>>64949051maybe it's just cause I'm drunk but I think maybe the Muslims are right and we just need to behead people for blasphemy.
>>64949030Kevin Smith is my go to example that you can, in fact, overdose on weed. Dude has completely melted his brain.
>>64949065>maybe it's just cause I'm drunkme too my nigga>we just need to behead people for blasphemy.OMG me too my nigga
I have delivered. Rad, try to come here sometime >>64948892
>>64948760Iron sharpens iron, my good chum and the response against the foot fetishist's coup has me feeling motivated!>>64949136TYFYS
>>64949165i will make another attempt
>>64949170REMEMBER THE BEER HALL FOOTSCH. ASHI BANZAI. ASHI BANZAI.
>>64948398STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY WIFE YOU UNHINGED GOPNITSA!
>>64949190But anon, RPK was always your wife. There’s never been a Springfield. You must be tired
Every thread always ends up hijacked by RPK. It’s not even DEFY as a whole. AK-15 gets maybe one or two posts and AN-94 rarely one
>>64949296and AK-12 is just forgotten
>>64949296>hijackednigger you can post whatever you want nobody is stopping you
>>64949296>AK-15Dork>AN-94Flat chest with no ass or hips>RPKShe's a crazy bitch so its not surprising she attracted crazy anons>>64949301>AK-12Gigastacy. Anons cant handle her which is why she's only posted once in a blue moon.
>>64949014I made an edit because something bothered me about the first post.
>>64949065Put that Cathy slut into the glass jar.
>>64949341This an SMG thread now?
>>64948784I have never seen a more retarded looking Rei.It's perfect.
>>64949248NO! I WILL NEVER BE ABUSED BY A WOMAN!I WILL ONLY ACCEPT M(ommy) 1903 SPRINGFIELDS GENTLE FEMDOM!
>>64948784
>>64949393Wouldn't it be kinda hot though if she caught you staring at another woman's ass for a bit too long in public and when you two got home she snapped out of her usual motherly demeanor and slapped you across the face multiple times while shouting how you should only ever look at her. Just a thought.
>>64949360I always was >>64948920
>>64949493
>>64949481No, I want her upon returning home to leglock me in the Missionary Position as I impregnate her to diffuse the lust I may have experienced.
>>64949512That comes after the slaps and shouting
>>64949524You have never been abused by a woman.
>>64949546I've never even held hands with one.
>>64948390It's the whole thing that normalfags who pay for substandard products from a shitty company that doesn't actually help the creators of these series, but end up shitting on their works with poorly done translations. All while said normalfags gush over their newfound dopamine spikes for the 3.42 seconds they focus on it, then discard it for the Next New Thing™./rant
>>64949551I was going to see a cute grill on Pascha but I don't think that's happening anymore, I got super busy recently, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>64949010YOU MADE HIM CRYWHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL YOU TREE HUMPING KNIFE EAR BASTARD
>>64949393if RPKschizo is genuinely unironically desiring that kind of treatment, then SS has it right here: it's just not healthy
GOD I FUCKING CHINA SO MUCH! I FUCKING HATE COMMUNISM AND THE CCP! GOD DAMN REDS I HATE CHINKS KILL ALL THE FUCKING COMMIES FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC DECLARE WAR ON CHINA NOW KILL KILL KILL DEATH KILL SAVE AMERICA DESTROY THE REDS! WIPE CHINA OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! KILL EVERY MEMBER OF THE CCP! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64949844
>>64949958it just wants to be friends
>>64948477One of the best purchases I've ever made in my life was commissioning an artist to make a custom daki of my wife (she's not popular so she doesn't have a stock one). I'm a side-sleeper and my sleep has improved immensely.
>>64949563Lard with the truth bomb, trvth nvke even.
>>64949099Unironic cannabis use is a symptom of the mind virus that compels a man to name his daughter Harley Quinn and produce Netflix slop, not necessarily the cause itself>>64949731Friendly reminder about those .45 groups on a silhouette target that you are to deliver by May
>>64947889Hell is empty, all the weebs are among us
>>64950809Yuri really does appeal to the mentally ill
>>64950805Due to circumstances out of my control, you may not get them in may.I suggest you pray to God if you want your results in may or sooner.
>>64950871>circumstances out of my controlCope.The majority of things in your life are under your control.Do better, this is a basic requirement as a man.
>>64950871>pray to GodMy boy, you seem to have forgotten what prompted our arrangement in the first place! None the matter, I wish you an opportunity to live fire a pistol if nothing else>>64950901I'm no determinist but the circumstances under which you came to be largely decide the course of your life. Some are born into opportunity and advantage, most are not even fortunate enough to enter this mortal coil in the greatest country: [the United States of] America
Question, I'd like to get some commissions done of best girl her and some others. Who dose good art and where can I find them
Bros, they're gone...
>>64951511
>>64949610Anon was rude first, I have added him to my list of grudges and will not be civil to him for the next thousand years. If his behavior improves by then I can reconsider it
>>64950842Based Mirabro
>>64951818>Anon was rude firstHow about this? I'll apologize for the things I've said about your kind but in return you must admit your crimes against humanity, that the human race is on equal footing with the elves, and recant your statement about my appearance.
>>64951965
>>64951858I stole them from you, thanks
>>64951633I like eotechs I like to shoot with them I like how they look on soppa but why do they gotta have such shit battery life. Ive had batteries die well turned off meanwhile my aimpoint will last years.
>>64952028you either have shit batteries or parasitic drain, I've never had that with an eokek but my vortex bullshit holographic sucks batteries dry nonstop. This has also turned me to aimpoint.
>>64951988Fuck me? No no no FUCK YOU AND FUCK ELFRAEL
>>64951988>>64952058Knock it off with your RP bullshit
>>64952069okay, im sorry :,(
>>64952028>Ive had batteries die well turned offDon't leave batteries in something you wouldn't want to be corroded by said batteries. Also, electronics that have clocks or save settings drain the battery even while turned off.
>>64952095it's ok i forgiv u
>>64952045>>64952098Guess Ill order an acog.
>>64952140Good luck
>>64950984>My boy, you seem to have forgotten what prompted our arrangement in the first place! None the matter, I wish you an opportunity to live fire a pistol if nothing elseI don't remember shit other than I told you I was gonna shoot an M1911.
>>64952098>Don't leave batteries in something you wouldn't want to be corroded by said batteriesbuy lithium you broke nigger
>>64952438Then I'll keep my fingers crossed!
feet friday
>>64952454BISMALLAH
>>64952462Anon. Please. I just want ONE feet friday that wont get nuked. Thats all I want. After that you can continue as is
>>64952485I stayed up way past my bedtime to help you last time. I think the only way we get feet Friday is if we spam the other thread until it dies just as that unemployed faggot did to us. I DECLARE A FATWA ON FOX FRIDAY
fatwa against that is. kill the fox wherever it is found
>>64952511I want feet friday too but... wouldnt that just put us on his level? wouldnt we be just as bad as him?
>>64952526I'm done being nice. I don't even like feet and I just want to spite him
and the rest of the formula threads
I have an alternate suggestion.
>>64952545I want your head on a platter
>>64952545I.. would be down for a compromise I suppose... feet fox friday or fox feet friday.. conflict just isnt in my nature
OK niggas, should I buy a Beretta M9 for the 90s and gulf War aesthetics, or should I buy a 92FS INOX and put the revy grips on it.The veteran in me wants the regular M9The weeb in me wants the Inox because revy has been my waifu for like 20 yearsPractically speaking, I know i should just buy more ammo and keep practicing with my CZ P01, but I love revy.What do?
>>64952511The irony is that you would have had a Foot Friday with nobody caring but one of your ilk foolishly called for a vote>>64952566>fox feet fridayThen it's settled, Friday will be the great compromise in the name of peace– which is your fav fox feet image? This agreement is binding, if you renege then consequences will never be same>>64952544>>64952556Learning from your mistakes, boy. Do not FA&FO
>>64952570>92FS INOX and put the revy grips on it. You know this is truly what you want to do.
>>64952580>which is your fav fox feet image?...The one with the campfire.. I pick that one.
>>64952584That's one (1) vote for Che by the camp fire. Other suggestions will be taken into consideration before Friday, ganbatte
>>64950842okay, neurotypical w**b
>>64952663Me in the back (im the tree)
>>64952028Buy a T2. Supposed 50k hour battery life on a particular setting
>>64952595if it has to be feet, I vote for that one as well. and if the foot fags behave themselves I will post ALL of the fox feet I have, including the never before seen ones.
>>64953283>vote for that one as wellNoted, might happen this Friday unless the futa stains score an upset victory in the coming days
SOP IS BACK BABY
>>64953478
>>64952022>anon saved my reaction imagesDoki doki
remember to get out there and vote, anons:https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4Ml6Aga
>>64952708Your camoflauge skills are remarkable.
>>64953906>Futa still BTFOBon>>64953856Ye, keep em coming by all means
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>64949610>KNIFE EARNever undesrtood why that's supposed to be insulting. It's actually a pretty cool feature
>>64954491because it's their defining feature, niggers are called niggers because they're black too.
>>64953493Have Soppo always been this busty?
>>64953906>futano way fag
What about fat tiddies friday?
>>64954574
I for one would not mind an occasional change of theming on friday threads, but why does it have to be fetish stuff? At least pick something that wouldn't risk getting the thread deleted.
>>64954491because you cut off their ears with a knife
>>64954589What about female friday? Then we just post cute girls with guns the entire thread!
baldies can't handle gigastacy!
>>64954612Imagine being a introvert married to this loud and confident dork!
>>64954603anon you are a genius, we should implement this immediately
>>64954591That kind of unwarranted bigotry is exactly why we must secure the existence of the Elvish people and a future for Elvish children
>>64954618
>>64954626Yeah, I am pretty proud of this idea, just hit me out of the blue
>>64954568She's pretty constantly been on the smaller side in her 'standard' skins but some of the seasonal or anniversary outfits have her up a few sizes
Come to think of it, why wait until Friday? Have your Foot Tuesday now so we can put it behind us even sooner! I'm willing to sacrifice WebM Wednesday for this
How about Faggot Friday, where you turn off your monitor?
>turn off your monitorSo that only you and your ilk post that day hence "Faggot Friday"
>>64954756if that's what you want to do, do it before someone else bakes.
>>64954756Its not the same.
FEET? FOXES? NO>>64955383>>64955383>>64955383SURPRISE 2HU HIJACK>>64955383>>64955383>>64955383FRESH BAKED BREAD >>64955383>>64955383>>64955383WHETHER YOU WANTED IT OR NOT
