Tuscaloosa Tuesday previous >>64971309https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!I've never made an /ak/ thread before so I don't know what else to put in the OP
>>64977276Welcome change of pace, may this be a comfy thread
>>64977276>I've never made an /ak/ thread before good job proud of you
>>64977276>I've never made an /ak/ thread before so I don't know what else to put in the OPyou're doing good
>>64977276>I've never made an /ak/ thread beforeCute flustered OP
Guns in our hands, all's right in the world.
Chubby hag bellies
>>64977315those don't exist
>>64977315Sounds like you'd love the midwest.The south too, but I'd advise caution there.https://youtu.be/83zmIfIiNWchttps://youtu.be/ofPBu1stIxc
I heard the guy who drew Lotta-Svard is dead? Is this trvke?
>>64977341I live in Texas in a suburb. Chubby milfs everywhere
>>64977315byeah
>>64977385unless he died within the last five hours, your source is mistakenhttps://nitter.poast.org/Setzeri/status/2033628729906209155#m
>>64977436Oh hey that guy drew the Spurdo Elephant too.
Is AI slop allowed?
>>64977466go to /trash/ for slop posting.
>>64977466no kys
>>64977451and those old finnish touhou 4koma comics
>>64977466no
>>64977315>mother_and_son+chubby_female+impregnation
On this day 42 years ago, absolute legend Gary Plauche domed a pedophile, sending him straight to hell while being recorded by a local news station. He unjustly was stuck with five years of probation and had to do some community service for his good deed.
>>64977489Fucking lel
>>64977709Nice
>>64977929Me in the back left (im in the blackhawk)
I’ll be honest, I don’t think I’ll ever have a foot fetish, I don’t consider myself capable of it, yet if I were married and my wife requested a foot massage or a foot job against her bean I’d do it. Am I a sick fuck?
>>64977972Probably
>>64977998Based Clown Pizdec
>>64977972Women with foot fetishes are extremely rare and often utterly fucking deranged, so you won't be a sick fuck in comparison to her
>>64977972Irredeemable. Straight to the mines with you.
You accidentally called your waifu "mom," how does she react?
>>64978071Leglocking impregnation.
>>64978071
Where are all the cute Italian girls at?
>>64978071Nothing good would come from it.
>>64978093>yandereInto the trash it goes
>>64978127Yandere is good thing
>>64978113
>>64978129Silence, RPK masochist
>>64978133I'll eat that for her!
>>64978146I would eat it all!
>>64978152What about chocolate spaghetti?
>>64978152
>>64978113Italy?
>>64978141I'm not him
>>64978121Sounds like your waifu is a bitch.You should get a momwife.
>>64978141woah woah woah ain't a thing wrong if you want your wife to hold a knife to your throat as you seggs
FUCK HIanime is gone, anyone know where can I watch Jap cartoons now?
>>64978071Nursing handjob
>>64978169go away glowie
>>64978156I. Will. Eat. It. >>64978159Yes, now post them!
>>64977309Jannies don't like foxy threads
>>64978164>momwifeI'd have zero self control around her if I had one.
>>64978177ANSWER THE QUESTION NIGGER!
>>64978292Imagine a dyke pounding her to a quivering mess with a huge strap.
>>64978267>he posted slop anyway
>>64978279That's what mommy wants.Now make mommy a mother.
>>64978176normally I don't like sexual things that aren't procreative, but nursing handjobs my my cock throb.
>>64978471BASED! FUCK THE PRC!
>>64978176>>64978452My favorite fetish along with lactation.
>>64978400Lord help me
>>64978494As long as sexual activity is procreating with your wife the lord will help you brother.
>>64978506Imagine these two having lesbian sex.Imagine Marrying revy and watching her get repeated nonstop mind blowing orgasms from the chink.
>>64978512Rally is built for Yuri NTR
I'm going to introduce you to a side character that's pure /k/.https://vandread.fandom.com/wiki/Barnette_Orangellohttps://www.imfdb.org/wiki/VandreadShe's a top and space-engineered 1-gender reproduction with her wife. (both are female born women)She gets super pissed when her calico gets damaged.
>>64978691My wife carrying the pistol gifted to her by my wife's girlfriend.
>>64978083>>64978164>>64978176>>64978279>>64978400The Duality of Man.>>64978367>>64978510>>64978516>>64978752
>>64978146
>>64977315My wife ain't a hag
It is a human right to bully Italians
>>64978113Right here
>>64977276
>>64977972no, you'd just be a good husband willing to satisfy your wife's needs.
>>64979190
>>64979192
>>64979191>you'd just be a good husband willing to satisfy your wife's needs.What kind of sick fuck does that?
>>64978141What is wrong with having a woman that will love you no matter what? I think you are the sick one here!
>>64978141Yamashiri...
>>64977972I didn't think I had a foot fetish either, but honestly at this point I don't think there is a part of a womans body I don't find attractive in some way
>>64978071She would force me to make her a mom at that point, and I would have a very sore dick in the coming weeks and months
>>64978113She is gone anon, you have to let her go. It has been ten years...
>>64978533>VandreadIsn't this the anime where men and women are segregated onto different planets and having a war with each other?
Marriage and Children with Tomoe Umari.
>>64979888Fuck chocolate uma's
>>64980015Supposedly she is/was a coal burner. Ruined (if true)
>>64977276Cinnamon bun.
i just want to remind you and especially the lebanise shitskin that i, the angry Pole was right about zion don.
>>64980406>spilled drink and got strawberry jam all over the curtains What a crappy maid
>>64980464she's doing her best no need to be rude
>>64980406>we missed meido monday.
Why are dorks so lovable?
P L U M P
>>64980464She's hoping master will use her body as punishment.
>>64980804Dorks are lovable because of their sincere, earnest personalities.
>>64980814>BlaserStraight up trash. Wildly overpriced meme guns, pawned off on clueless eurofudds with more money than sense. Suckers who just assume that expensive = good, without even asking what they're paying for.Still, the drawing is good. I guess...
>>64980814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQF0EFToYB0
>>64980052I love her
>>64980052>>64980902Anon...
>>64980843I FUCKING LOVE DORKS!
LOVE DORKS, PROTECT DORKS, MAKE DORKS HAPPY, PROTECT DORK SMILES
>>64980923Ive literally never played the game
There are dorkfuckers in this very thread...
>>64980980They're not even real girls anymore. They're anime girls now.
>>64980804need ba'athist puss
>>64980960Lucky bastard.
>>64978083I feel like Sprangfeld would actually be immensely turned off
>>64980984It's a free country.
OH HEY ITS ST PATRICKS DAY. JUST REALIZED.
>>64981045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgyVjIHNtpo
>>64979295I will save the rest...
I had an absolutely genius business idea! I call it "rent-a-mommy." It's actually pretty simple, it's basically just a maid service but a fraction of the work and SEVERELY overpriced. The client pays like $150 and a woman above 35 in a cream turtleneck and a "Live, laugh, love" or equally stereotypical middle aged housewife outfit shows up at his door for an hour to do whatever basic ass chores he needs (wash the dishes, do the laundry, make some dinner, you know, basic shit that absolutely does not require $150), or just chill with him watching some streaming slop or whatever, the real money comes from the fact that this woman will call the client shit like "baby" or "sweetheart" while the client can call her "mom" or "mommy" without (external) judgement. It's brilliant, mommy issues are becoming a growing market at an alarming rate, something like this would make absolute bank on an entire generation of very lonely men!
>>64981601I need this.
>>64981601I feel like 150 would be low for that stuff. Eh, but just an hour so maybe
>>64981601Yeah, that's just a call girl and that will be 500 an hour, or like 750+ for the evening.Or more, simps pay out the nose for a moment of relief from desperation
>>64981680Except explicitly no sex in the contract so it's not illegal and you can run it as a clean business.
>>64981186>The Ara Ara motherly archetype would be turned off if you call her mom.Yeah ok.Did you Know the M4A1 shoots 7.62x39?The AKM shoots 5.56x45.And drinking water dehydrates you.>>64981601I have another Idea, I can get married, and have this for free.
Do women like Springfiel exist irl and would they like Japanese manlets?
>>64981709How do you con an entire generation of lonely men with mommy issues out of their money by getting married though?
>>64981690Do nursing handjobs count as sex?
>>64981752Only if they're from a stranger, if they're from your mom it's just considered family bonding, at least that's what my mom told me.
>>64981601thats uh quite literally what a lot of whores do.
>>64981774Explain this image to me.
>>64981778He's not making it out of the Elmo
>>64981778Gentle mommydom not so gentle after the cuffs go on.
>>64981788Yeah but, why? It doesn't make any sense to me what is she planning to do?
>>64981718Make ai versions of popular waifus and sell them.
>>64981797Maybe she's just really into the idea of the commander being handcuffed, ankle cuffed, gagging, blindfolded, on a dog leash, and on his knees, her "baby" being entirely at her mercy and not even knowing what she's gonna do next. I mean, why would he even need to know what she's gonna do next, he should know by now that mommy knows best.
>>64981601>$150You can get a flak jacket at my local milsurp store for that price. Really makes you weigh your options>>64981709For the record, there's many AKs that shoot 5.56 out there.
What even is the appeal of nursing handjobs?
>>64980814Mmmgggh belly
>>64981828boobie
>>64981828It’s comforting or something
>>64981828boobs nice, handjobs nice,
>>64977276Anotha one is released (sorry I keep forgetting to post it here)>[ak-Submarines] Girls und Panzer - MLLSD - 05 [WEB 1080p][DF0A8917] Enjoy~
>>64980804you shouldn't post usergore because he supports ukraine and is not big fan of miga and zion don
>>64981843does that mean MLLSD is canon?
>>64981848Me on the far right
>>64981848you are dumb sandnig and i hope ICE will put a bullet between your eyes. you deserve it afrer all that zion don glazing and saying "he totally won't fuck over NATO"
>>64981857I was in the background (The second Z in Pizza)
>>64981855Debatable (aka probably not, it's just a comedy spin-off)
>>64981920Imagine the lesbian sex.
I want Springfield Schizo to get Yuri NTR'D
>>64982081Group sex is pretty degen. 1 on 1 in a private and romantic setting, now that’s good.
>>64982149uohh my god i want to have bed breaking concrete shattering earth shaking SEX with psychotic women
>>64982149Her hips look so soft. I want to squeeze those hips...
>>64981601you had me at cream colored turtle neck
>>64982196IT SHOULD BE ME
>>64982214
>>64982214https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ
>>64981670this looks so fucked up on so many levels >AIslopoh
HA HA TIME FOR PHAMPOSTING
>>64982220>>64982245Is she really that stacked? Didn't look like it in the webm.
>>64982259Yeah she's humungous. All of the Muv Luv anime dial down the boobs for some reason.
>>64982262Holy schmoli
Damn, I didn't realize there was Viet rep in anime. Anyone else Viet in here?
>>64982259>>64982262
>>64982271What's it like in vietnam?
>>64982177>>64982196>>64982220>>64982245>>64982253>>64982262>>64982272>>64982281Reminder that Vietnamese women are flat chested bucked toothed big nosed yellow monkeys.FUCK GOOKS! BURN VIETNAM TO THE GROUND! KILL ALL COMMUNISTS!
>>64982312But some of them are cute
>>64982312Rude, I'm not even a communist and my grandfather was in the ARVN.
>>64982320Doesn't matter they're subhuman and COMMUNIST
>>64982334Sounds like something a COMMUNIST SPY would say.
>>64982339I just finished eating Whataburger a couple of minutes ago.
>>64982337But I can fix them. We have the technology
>>64982348Yeah ok COMMIE GOOK.>>64982350No amount of technological improvement will fix being a Communist Nonwhite.
>>64981216actie groep voor een vrij Gelderland
>>64982348Nah actually I'm just trollan ya, you're Grandpa is based for fighting FILTHY DISGUSTING DIRTY RED UNAMERICAN SATANIC COMMUNIST SCUM! God bless him.>>64982414Stop posting this vile gook red and start posting more AMERICAN PATRIOTS like SPRINGFIELD and TOMOE UMARI!
>>64981715yes and yes
>>64981848no problem nigga, glad you enjoyed.
>>64982424Would you help this proud American patriot? She has a very passionate interest in the US military.
>>64982658I'd fuck her up with my ASP and arrest her for trying to gain access to a U.S. Military installation than hand her off to OSI officers.That or I'd just shoot her if I could justify it.
>>64982196JUST
>>64982668
>>64980022Hot
>>64980980Thats crazy the girl on the right is Ava Gardner. Whoever made that grip must have been a fan.
>>64982712You had to go to movie theaters back then too. There was no watching things instantly. That dude must have REALLY liked her.
And talking about the past, I KNOW there had to have been dudes in army bases who were horny for Betty Boop. Thank god we have cuter cartoon girls these days.
>>64982755Brutal truely a dark age for mankind. Now we got dorks.
>>64980015This VTumor is especially retarded. Basing her entire personality off of girlfailure "le 4chan" culture and then disavowing it as soon as she got bigger. Also is a coalburner, dating a lower IQ North African.All VTumors need to be split apart at the waist via large yet dull knife.Only exception is Tomoe (when she's pregnant with my child).
>>64982777She bought an ad on Rule34 IIRC
*Not that I use Rule34 often
>>64982312careful dude. that's my wife you're talking about
>>64982424SMASH THE DIRTY RED SCUM! KICK EM IN THE TEETH WHERE IT HURTS! KILL! KILL! KILL! FILTHY BASTARD COMMIES! I HATE EM I HATE EM! AGHHHHHH!
>>64982994calm down dude
>>64983003NEVER! THE GLOBAL COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY MUST BE TORN DOWN BRICK BY BRICK! ATOM BY ATOM! NOT A SINGLE ONE MUST BE ALLOWED TO SURVIVE!
Consider the following. Wild West Wednesday
>>64982994how big is her cock?
>>64979888God damn I fucking LOVE tomboys. We need more of them
So who's baking
>>64981601To be fair professional cuddlers are already a thing... Not that I've ever considered going to one, that's loser shit, haha, yeah...
>>64983549If no one else does by the time the 200 second timer is over, I will.
No one stopped me even though I gave you a warning, now you must live with my dogshit edition>>64983586>>64983586>>64983586>>64983586
>>64983198YOU MUST USE THE IMAGE OF COWGIRL SPRONGFELD OR YOU'RE GAY AND COMMUNIST!
>>64980980>One side has a rather modest photo of waifu in a cute outfit>The other has her in an enticing pose, scantily clad in lingerie It's a daki.
>>64981680>konflikt '47 versus lizardmenHoly /k/ino
