"old gals need love too" editionprevious thread: >>64977276https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
>>64983586Any good /k/ animes recently?
I'm honestly curious if a maid service that charged extra but came with the gimmick that maids actually dressed like classic victorian maids would actually work. I imagine 90% of your clientele would be weebs so it'd be a pretty niche market since weebs are used to living in filthy squalor.
Women
>>64983586My graphics card and capture software always go to shit around the time of an update so I couldn't deliver WebM Wednesday this week
>>64983628Some billionaire could afford it, alas, they lack taste. Or the british royals.
>>64983700I wonder if that one dude ever managed to fuck his aunt
>>64983640Imagine
>>64983643Women in really expensive elegant looking lingerie is so hot
>>64983700I like big tatas
>>64983586Weapons?
>>64983700My wife...
>>64983628I unironically don't see the point of this if I can't also fuck said maid on the job
>>64983628Unless part of the deal is sex no one will pay.
>>64983586Lord help me
>Tfw RPK-16 will never suckerpunch you out of nowhere, breaking you already bent nose again>She won't straddle you as you writhe on the gound, she could easily overpower you but why would you resist her love in the first place?>you will never a hour long makeout session right there on the floor, her saliva mixed with your blood, pain and love becoming one and the same as she holds you downGod I wish women like RPK-16 were real. Android gfs when?
>>64984094Can't you just, hang out and cuddle a bit?
>>64983586need mosin
>>64984098That comes after, >ywn never sit and cuddle on the couch witch RPK-16 while watching late night TV as she sets your broken nose and tells you how much she loves you
>>64984098Imagine the sheer girlsmell
>>64984112*with, oops
Sexual intercourse with flustered dorks!
>>64984149God I wish dorks where real.
what has everyone been watching this season?
>>64984121
>>64983640If she can’t operate the charging handle she can barely move the rifle. Those fuckers are heavy as shit.
>>64984235Its cringe but I've started rewatching some old romance animes I used to watch in secret when I was a kid.
Is PPK considered a hag yet? In terms of when they first started being produced, she's the oldest gun I have. In terms of date, its my 92 born 11/24/2014
>>64984299which ones?
>>64983586I wish ching chong girls was real.
where do you guys get stickers? i wish this jpg was a sticker
>>64984264Saggy udders
>>64983612>>64983615you think she still has her nipples or did they get burnt off?
>>64982777>implicitly dissing my oshiBEHEAD ALL WHO INSULT TENMA MAEMI
>>64984068Most weebs would never pay for sex anyway because of fear of women or some weird pride that they're above hookers so no one would pay anyway.
>>64984309...here's a general list of mine I currently have that I still need to add to.. Im currently watching girls bravo. Im ashamed to admit it because these are "those" kinds of anime and not actual romance but I must have watched all these through and through multiple times back in the day and have a strange nostalgia for them.
I fucking love Revy
>>64984409Paying for hookers is gross. Why would any man stoop as low as paying for some ran out cooter that’s been already pummeled numerous times?
>>64984414absolutely fucking based
>>64984235I’ve been watching MF Ghost, the new Trigun, and Mato Sehei season 2. I also finished Rozen Maiden last week and now I’m trying to drink more tea
>>64984422Believe it or not back in Asia some people would not only pay to have hookers, they would pay extremely high amounts to effectively "buy" one of these run through hookers to become their wives. Imagine that, literally paying to get a whore as a wife.
>>64984430What kind of tea?
>>64983628A lot of weebs wouldn't have the money to afford that in the first place.
>>64984434Typically black tea because I’ve been having it in the mornings. Usually it’s mixed with some lemon or other fruity flavors
>>64984434Very erotic
>>64984468Unf
>>64984466What specific type of black tea though? Assam, Ceylon, Lapsang, Early Grey? We need to know these things
>>64984418More of a Balalaika man myself, I want her use my arm to put out her cigarettes
>>64983628I just want maid cafes. I don't want a woman in my personal space. I'm a wizard not a barbarian so my house is already clean. And any more than a cafe trip the illusion would probably break and you'd realize the maid is in fact a woman, and not an anime idealized being.
>>64984511They have maid cafes in my city on rare occasions as part of certain events, the illusion is already shattered the second you look at a white weeb woman in a maid costume.
>>64984482Based choice. I wanna kiss her scars and pubes
>>64984479U-Uhm I don’t know, the packets just say black tea without a specific type. I’m not really a tea connoisseur
>>64984529>white weeb woman in a maid costume.Jesus Christ how horrifying. Spoiler that shit or just don't say it on a blue board. What the fuck.
Misato, mommy! (I'm older than her thought)
>>64984529I went to a maid cafe near my city once with some friends, mainly as a "fuck it why not" sorta outing. One thing to note that this was in Commiefornia, so when we get there it was surprisingly majority asian for the maids. I will admit the food was good but obviously overpriced to shit, and the service we got from them was decent.I got a pic with a slightly chubby asian maid that served me. Honestly pretty cute, but I could feel the secondhand embarassment seeping in near the end when we took photos together.
>>64984568>I got a pic with a slightly chubby asian maidCUTE
>>64984418I love Roberta and her guns!
>>64983586Finally another hag thread, I bet none of these women shave
>>64984579Why would a robot need to shave? It's always the perfect length.
>>64984408everyone in phase connect loves putin and russia
>>64984807let's be real who the fuck here is 37? There's like one guy in his 40s who lurks
>>64984851
>>64984862pippa has been offically endorsed by John Kiriakou and mari is hanging out with kirche, and kirshe loves putin
>>64984860Im 34. Women my age look like absolute shit because non of them took care of themselves and didn't think their actions had consequences. Ill never date one again.
>>64984418Reminded me i was gonna get a ported barrel for mine.
>>64984877Millennial women tended to age pretty well in comparison to Gen X and zoomers (god damn why the fuck do zoomer women already look 40?), not all obviously but some.
>>64984860i feel personally attacked.>>64984877you need to keep better company then. turns out people with decent personalities tend to take care of their health. this makes them more appealing in general.>>64984920no amount of youth or makeup hides an awful personality. but, hopefully, they grow up and become better people.this has been helpful life advice from the resident old guy. you may now resume posting hag gunfus.
>>64984920this has to be millenial cope, why the fuck cant your generation age with any grace? Zoomers look like kids at any age (I get asked if I'm in highschool every week) because they don't drink, smoke, or sit in the sun all day without sunscreen
>>64984986>I get asked if I'm in highschool every weeksure you do
>>64984851She is a Romanian patriot, and is beholden to no foreign power.
>>64984965>RaytheonI know a guy who used to work for Raytheon. He's in medical school now to become a doctor. Such a wild career change.
>>64984920>god damn why the fuck do zoomer women already look 40?Stress and vaping
>>64984994a very small part of the reason I quit teaching was because other staff would ask me to show a hall pass and students would constantly make references to my age. People simply do not treat you the same if you have a full head of dark hair and no visible wrinkles in that line of work.
>>64985008In highschool there was this 6'1" tall redhead girl. Hot as hell. Apparently she was in to me because I was one of the only guys actually taller than her.I vividly remember the first time I gave a woman the ick was when she asked what I planned to do after highschool, and I was like "bruh I dunno I'm 16." She literally never talked to me again. She got an engineering degree, went to work at Raytheon, married a rocket scientist.
>>64984986>Zoomers look like kids at any ageLmao, just type "why does gen Z look old" into google or youtube and you'll see hundreds of videos and articles, this is some well documented shit that a lot of people are noticing.
>>64984414There's unironically some old-school /k/ hentai anime. I forget what it's called but in one of them the tentacle demon cult kidnaps the female lead and the good guys are all like "get the M16A1s and hand grenades, we're going in" and it becomes actual Rambo where they're going into SE Asia just gunning down cultists and blowing them up to rescue the girl. Fucking funniest shit I've seen in a while.
>>64985041internet contrarians and videos with clickbait titles for algorithm boosts aren't proof of anything, in fact, they're proof of human gullibility and how easy it is to manufacture a belief
>>64985030That's reasonable.She had a plan and wanted someone who matched her ambition. You did not do that.
>>64985044Wow thanks for explaining
>>64985046My pleasure, bud
>>64985066I wonder if any material from the Extraverse SM concept will ever leak.
>>64985073meant for >>64985057
>>64985073>>64985076No idea.
>>64985080
>>64985043Zoomers are a varied bunch though. There are 15 year olds that look 30 and 25 year olds that look 12.
>Anons are Mabu Rabu posting 3 days in a rowim so spoiled
>>64984860I’m 37 and haven’t hit my birthday. I’ve been here since 2008 and /k/ specifically since 2010-11. You’ll figure out that what you like broadly doesn’t change after 25, maybe earlier. >I like cute anime girls.
>>64985107We're not real, were just your brain in har delusionals.
>>64985139>were>har I blame my phone for this nonsense
>>64985107I basically looted /c/ mubrub threads for 3 years straight. I've got a shitload of images to dump from those.
>>64985153dump them please my nigga
>>64985134>You’ll figure out that what you like broadly doesn’t change after 25, maybe earlier.>brain maintains neuroplasticity right up until prime reproductive age then stallsA grim fact of evolution. Makes you wonder what society would be like if everybody started microdosing psychedelics at the age of 30.
>>64985084
>>64985156I already am. A fair majority will get me instabanned though (gotta love /c/ being softcore /h/) so I'm having to pick through them to find ones that the jannies won't have a shitfit over.
>>64985158
Weapons?
>>64985172boobs
>>64985161/c/ fucking sucks. I'll catch a ban for spaghetti strap dresses but niggas can have threads with /d/ debauchery so long as the jannies find it arousing.
What's the deal with Girl's Garden anyway
>>64985179I haven't been there for like four years now. Glad to hear it's just as bad as last time.
>>64984986Why is the dork speaking human? She only speaks chunni
>>64985134What I like largely hasn't changed since I was like 13-14, guns, cowboys, anime, post-apocalyptic settings, musket-era fantasy, incest porn, cold war militaries.Feels good in a kind of "despite everything, it's still you" sort of way.
>>64985194>Yukari looks old as fuck but is in total denial about itThis is my new headcanon
>>64983586>old gals107 years old enough for you?
>>64985243Too young
>>64985212>incest porn>Feels good in a kind of "despite everything, it's still you" sort of way.Okay.
A man can dream, so I do.
>>64985264Beato is my wife.
>>64985283>BeatoOhhh desire...
>>64985264>>64985283Why is the VN and Anime version of Beatrix so radically different?
>>64985318Shitty adaptation.
Why are evil women always so much better
>>64985342We imoutoposting now?
>>64984479nta but usually lapsang, earl grey blue or darjeeling, preferably second flush. i do have around 10 different varieties at any given time though.
>>64984860i'm 43. i don't post much though, if at all
>>64985348Imoutos, obasans, all are fine.
Post the swede mabu rabu
>>64985379Wow, swedish meatballs
>>64985352Spit us some wisdom
>>64984431Having a whore wife sounds great She would know how to freak it
>>64985417
>>64985454
>>64985467I could have saved them.
>>64985412what kind? i'm not a very smart persontake care of your health. i started working out a bit a few years ago and now i regret i didn't do it in my 20s. it's just simple pushups and such at home, plus pool every week, but i feel like a different person. i also stopped drinking almost completely. i have more energy, i sleep better, i move better, i have much more stamina etc etc. it's just feels so much better to do stuff, i actually enjoy shit like carrying wood cause i think of it like "oh, if i do this, it's like this many minutes of exercise", and not an annoying chore. i dunno, it's like working out changes your mindset or something.i wish i knew this when i was a teenager, all this "meme advice" shit like "remember to sleep for 8 hours a day!" or "buy yourself a comfortable chair and a bed!", i wish i listened to it because even some simple mental and physical stuff makes so much fucking difference, it's unbielevable. i literally woke up today at 6am by myself just like that, cause i was well rested. just because i stopped binging my phone in bed and told myself to go to sleep at this and this hour.there's obviously much more to this but yeah. put your physical and mental health at the front of priorities, it's worth it.
I fucking hate RPK-16 posters. Disgusting degenerates.Your wife is supposed to be loving gentle motherly and nurturing, not an abusive piece of shit, as for RPK-16 herself, I wouldn't know if she's actually abusive because I don't play GFL.
>>64985502I don't play it either but I believe she's not abusive, just really fucking weird and off-putting
>>64985497Thank you gramps. We really appreciate you :D
>>64985516
The CCP doesn't want you to know this but the Springfield Pics on the Boorus are free you can download them I have 458 Springfields.
>>64985571I dont like her body in this image.
>>64985322I honestly have no idea what Beatrix plan was in the anime. Only that she was evil and she was talking about some dead guys plan and we only saw that guy once in a flashback of him getting executed by Irisdina whom later dies at the end of the anime. We dont even know what that dead guy wanted.
>>64985042if you remember the name please let us know
>>64985571I like her body in this image. More Springies with pubes please
>>64985706https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8751241?
>>64985502>>64985503How can this beautiful smile be off-putting! How can you not see this picture and not think "wife material"?
RPK Cute! Cute!
RPK-16 wouldn't even hurt a fly
Nurturing and loving
You retards are huffing paint if you guys think Gen Z looks older. They all look like Babyface retards.Y'ever see footage of highschoolers from the 90s to early 2000s, they all look like they're in their mid 20s.https://youtu.be/98VTC_k-10M?si=LH5WSunrZNlGPw7qSometimes I cant tell the difference between a middle schooler and someone in college.
>>64984299>tfw still haven't watched the newest Kimi ni TodokeTheir fault for being nigggers and releasing 13 years apart
>>64984986>shitskin zoomer miga faggot Opinion Discarded
>>64985698I think it was one of the later Demon Beast Invasion story arcs. Not the sequel but the later ones from the original.
>>64985662The anime director found out the Stasi were real and decided to remove anything potentially positive about them in the anime. Including Beatrix's backstory because why not.
>>64986260Pretty good move on his part, the stasi were fucked up
>>64984860I'm 37 and not into hagsAK74 isn't old enough to register as one anyways
The three biggest determiners of premature aging are alcohol consumption, tobacco consumption, under hydration, and sun exposure. Every new generation has a notably lower rate of all of these factors, which is why newer generations all tend to age "slower" than older generations.Ironically, later millennials and zoomers being some of the most anti-social generations in human history is the main reason they age so slowly.
Fuck the Stasi
>>64984301I wish her sprite wasn't so creepy in the game
>>64986752Dude, that's a dude
>>64987015Hot soviet kino the band trap? I'll buy your entire stock
>>64987015ngl would impregnate that dude
>>64987015...are you being serious
>>64983628>>64984068- get yourself a zoomerette girl;- ask her to wear maid stuff for you;- ...- profit;Did this, shit was so cash.
>>64987122>get yourself a zoomerette girlI'd rather sound a German stick grenade, grenade side first, then pull the pin.
>>64984860>let's be real who the fuck here is 37? There's like one guy in his 40s who lurksI'm pushing 40, get on my level
>>64987129Not all of them are retarded.
>>64983628
>>64987155>tfw no dommy mommy head maid who whips you every time you slouch
>>64985107Gotta do something to distract from the fact the franchise was mismanaged to literal death.>>64985184The fifth Gacha (because they'll never stop trying to make their own Fate Grand order) that was originally just cute girls flying giant robots. Then they dropped this bombshell.
>>64984860Hate to break it to you kid, but 4chan's a boomer site, we just never mentally matured past 16.
>>64987058No >>64987015 is retarded. Romy Riefenstahl is the director of the Stasi and is female. Hell she's the reason your ass isn't dead and why K had the authority to call in an airstrike from the NVA
>>64986336>>64986260The Stasi in the anime are more like the Gestapo and NKVD enforcing order no. 227 for an entire nation instead of the real Stasi.
>>64987212>RiefenstahlUh oh someone might have had some bad, yet important friends before they went to the StaSi.
>>64987239Look at the icon of the Stasi in Muv Luv. THis is some Illuminati shit.
>>64987032If you want kino you can literally have his granddaughter. Shame she got Nyto'd and her body was destroyed while PRK was at the helm. Poor Angie she deserves better
I forget how active this thread still is during the day. I usually check back in the evenings. Anyways I made cookies using an easy recipe from old /ck/. Taste great :3
>>64984340that's a leaf
>>64985252>VA is represented by a history autistChecks out
>>64987396I really want cookies now
>>64987711Make some :)
>>64987342At least she and RPK-16 somewhat came to a compromise in the end, inside her mind. Some sort of peace of mind before she let RPK take over. Someone like Angie could never have had a happy ending unfortunately.
>>64986252It was indeed Demon Beast Invasion, episode 5. One guy even brings a flamethrower and sets all the giant demon dongs on fire. It's fucking hilarious.
>>64987799
>>64987212Did Germany split again in the GFL timeline?
>>64987818If I remember correctly it is still reunited as the German Democratic Republic but it got a lot of DDR influences like the STASI
>>64986252TYFYS>>64987152the non retarded ones are takent. a zoomer
>>64987206Wtf is that plot summary. Is that the sequal to the muv luv unlimited timeline? I dont even know what that one is called.
>>64987928>Is that the sequal to the muv luv unlimited timeline?That's called the The Day After (featuring art from the Nekopara artist). It could be the sequel to any number of timelines however. There's a timeline where everyone is a cat after all.
>>64987485Im a leaf but not type 97 gf. I got a kike95 and a jewico though.
>>64987122I’d rather be groomed by a millennial hag
>>64987962I'd like one set in the timeline where Muv Luv was a huge success and wasn't mismanaged to extinction.
>>64984807Joke’s on you they’re still young for me
FRESH BAKED BREAD>>64988162>>64988162>>64988162NO ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES>>64988162>>64988162>>64988162MAY CONTAIN GLUTEN>>64988162>>64988162>>64988162
>>64984860>>64984807Hag is objective, there's no sliding scale. Women are graded based on their fertility.
>>64985011>stressAHAHAHAHAHAHA
