Mesmerizer is the most viewed Vocaloid MV of all timehttps://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>it's just a sounds plugin that plays catbox sound links when you click on picturesPrevious: >>65161506>image limit reached
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHJkqA-rAqohell yeah
>>65166092
BRING BACK SOMETHING GOODhttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kasane_teto+gun+rating%3ageneral
I love drill hair so much bros>Misha>Mami >Teto
>>65166092https://youtu.be/HsZQOXZbWkQ
>>65166108a hairstyle to pierce the heavens, to be sure
>65166109ew faggot
not teto, but this EP goes hard as fuckhttps://youtu.be/aEtwA-iwoCQ
>65166116Ew fake fan
>>65166092Talk about timing, my copy of Daemon Doll showed up today
>report in for day 1 of training>get shield>death by PowerPoint >local big shots tell us about how if we toil hard enough we too can become big shots with multiple divorces and chronic pain>most of the other people in training are actually dudes my age who sound pretty thoughtful >lower level twice divorced bigshot from Mississippi comes in and gives us the “speech” which has some iconic quotes“Fuck books, don’t be a liberal”“The younger generation has no work ethic”“I am not ethical according to most attorneys”“I try not to cuss”“You wanna teach the fuckin class” - to a newer officer who quoted the book“You can smash em in the head with a fire extinguisher as long as you can justify it”“This is a negative job”“Most of the guys who kill themselves show no signs of wanting to kill themselves”What a fascinating man.
>>65166182Nice one bestie
>>65166188this is a desk job right?
>>65166197TELL ME ANON WHAT FUCKING DESK JOB INVOLVES BEATING CRIMINALS WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHERS?
>>65166199working in the office of just about any apartments in a low income neighborhood.
>>65166199sometimes active shooter training tells you to smash skulls. I was talking about the chronic pain and chronic divorces. Is it BOP?
>>65166207DOJ
>>65166209have fun I guess
>>65166188>get shieldNo service pistol until after you shoot the qualifier?
Here the beta version of the Rhodesian Oshino Shinobu. :DThougths?
>>65166229D might look better given the lighting
>>65166188>>65166199Yukari, whatever happens, dont bring your work home.And I dont mean just not beating your wife.Dont come outside and look at the world through the same lenses that look at the worst the world has to offer.
>>65166229looks pretty good
Bush war theme mod for gta san andreas.Is this historically accurate?
>>65166223I mean I can carry because I have a CCW but no service pistols till the academy >>65166239Good thing I’m not a cop or a prison guard then huh
>>65166239This, Yukari.Do not forget this.You will ruin your life if you cannot separate the work you are about to be doing from the rest of your life.
>>65166255>pre academy shield>post academy gun>middle of nowhereOh man oh fuck yukari became a federal parole officer. Could be worse i guess.
>>65166238>>65166245I used the E option. Should I add to her a FN-FAL magazine belt?
>>65166251
>>65166263>federal parole officerThat would explain how he was hired without a degree in criminal justice. My mother was a probation officer with a Bachelor of Arts.>Could be worseThat's for sure, this thread wouldn't be useable anymore if he was an actual glower.>>65166275Looks better in that lighting!
>>65166188>>65166199Jesus Yukari, you didn't become a prison guard did you?If that's the case, it immediately invalidates any career advice you've given in the past.
>>65166251>You survived the first zigger wave!lel
Watching a bunch of East Asian "paranormal" content makes me realize one thing, holy fuck East Asians are some of the most superstitious people on Earth relative to technological advancement.Like, this has just gotta be them pretending to believe this shit just for fun, right? It's hard to believe any culture beyond isolated tribals with zero education would actually buy any of this "this mildly spooky youtube video is actually cursed" right?
>>65166408I forgot edit the the text from the game. That text is from this other mod:https://youtu.be/pU_hU1357_MAnyway, any idea if the enemies of Rhodesia had any nickname?>>65166286What other walking fleshligths should I make?This is my wish list:>Lunch from Dragon Ball>Officer Jenny from Pokemon>Irene Sanders from Desert Rose: The Snow Apocalypse
>>65166424Do Irene SandersI dont think shes Eva been dun befo
>>65166422>relative to technological advancement.Who is going to tell him?
My sexy wife Leva. >>65166251Cool. GTA SA modding is something I wish I hadn’t missed out on. >>65166408Same goes for GTAV. >>65166422I heard that when chinese people find a ghost, they act hostile and curse loudly because it apparently drives away the ghost. And it makes me wonder where they learned that from. Is there some chinese legend about a man driving away a ghost by screaming at it to go fuck itself? Also I’m annoyed at how there’s a sort of drought of “paranormal” content. Everything’s either blatantly fucking fake or just downright boring (and fake). I miss going to sleep scared
>>65166451I genuinely have no idea what you're implying here
>>65166457It's the year 2026 and people still making and publishing new gta skins:https://www.gtainside.com/en/sanandreas/skins/217958-racing-queen-maika-from-action-taimanin/In gtainside.com around 10 news mods are published diary!>>65166430Since time ago I have wanted make a skin of this walking fleshlight, saddly there's no a 3D model of her thatt I can use, so I have to create it using a 3D model the most related to her like this other walking fleshlight:https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/clover-totally-spies-cyber-mission-f20a240389a84d30b2aeee98892675aaThis is when I have a good 3D model to work with:https://youtu.be/Wk3jCtlZ0UoAnd this is when I have a bad 3D model to work with:https://youtu.be/PogF90bck1c
>>65166457Flat
>>65166430>>65166504>walking fleshlightI see you've read the manga.
>>65166251They're too accurate with their weapons :^)
>>65166422No. Not at all. Japanese people are mostly all reliant on their lucky/unlucky super lucky/super unlucky cartomancy thing as well as despising the number 4 to the level where 4th floors on apartment buildings will often have cheaper rent. It's a direct result of having a religious history that's basically a cooler branch of animism mixed with mystic buddha bullshit. I personally find the mismatch between high speed bullet train and shrine maidens charming.
>>65166866By reliant I mean they very often plan important events around those days. They're also specific days that are arbitrarily better for moving into a new house instead of say, marry despite both being lucky days.
>>65166659>Balalaika
>zone 2 cardioIt's weird how something so easy is paradoxically so hard, like you're straight up fighting yourself with "no, this is too slow, it's not real exercise! I need to go faster!" And then you push yourself into zone 3/4 because power walking or run-walk intervals look lame.
>>65166678
>>65167275Have you tried doing it on a bike?I'm gonna have to change my running routine too I think. A couple of years ago I could clear a 5 mile in about 30 minutes on the treadmill until I got hurt and had to take a few months off. It used to be the case that I could just increase my mileage and get better but now I struggle to do a 3 mile in under 20 min no matter what I do.
>>65167275>>65167381Easy to hit zone 2 on a stair stepper
>>65166661manga?>>65166813Gorilla Guerrilla warfare :D
castrate the weeb
>>65167381>>65167386Rucking is good too, just keep the weight under 15% of your body weight to keep it as zone 2 cardio instead of moderate strength training.That being said, don't discount walking too much, fast walking is arguably the main thing humans were built to do, if your HR is under zone 2, walk faster, you'll eventually get to the point where your fast walk turns into a slow jog at the same HR
I am bummed out that I never got the chance to commission Ostwind to draw a picture of RPK-16
>>65167455All bark no bite. Total weeb victory by 2033. When the time comes you will pay for your crimes against my people
>>65167508okay, W-slur
>>65167506Thats a good thing, his artstyle is very ugly
>>65167448https://mangadex.org/title/c2c24352-74eb-4864-a093-3b7dad344a00/desert-roseIrene is always fucking some new dude, to the point where she ignores deployment orders and her team has to go to her apartment to literally pull her off the guy's dick. It's a running gag in the manga.
Looks like Himemiya Rie.
>>65167574Fuckin' Irene!
Christ the board is getting flooded with the silly question threads.One of my filters picked up 53
>>65167709That is indeed what they're doing, yes.
>>65166188>Yukari is a Federal Tard wranglerPottery
>>65167773NTA but>Art sample>actually decent>futa shitI swear its like this all the time. You'll see someone actually have some skill but then they draw something like that. Not hating but.. yeah.
>>65167773zOMG TEH REI>Would you commision me?No. Aesthetically pleasing style with crisp clear lineart, BUT.You gave her big fat tits and butt, which is fine, but you gotta keep some semblance of whole body proportionality even when drawing anime. I mean her neck is so thin, even her dick is thicker for christ's sake. Anime style already features exaggerated pencil necks and you made the problem worse by turning her matching slim body into a bulky one. Also her dick is completely out of placce. You gotta understand what you're drawing, this is like a bunch of stuff photobashed together and their lineart traced over.
I need Tomoe's Umari's in my face.
>>65166430>>65167574>>65167709I have never met an ugly woman named Irene. There always pretty unless they're super old.
You have no idea how empty I've felt being banned from this site since January. What autism did I miss?
>>65167896>>65167904Shit is traced and /beg/ asfEven the lines are bad
>>65167896>>65167904I'm not into futa but $20 is $20
>>65167956>/beg/Am I supposed to know what that is?
>>65167963Beginner artist
>>65167956Wow, why you don't post some of your drawings so we can judge your skills too?
>>65167963/ic/ terminology for beginner. some /beg/ shit is kinda soulful in that "drawn by a kid" way, unless its traced shit or /beg/ porno.
>>65167980Okay so /i/ or whatever has a called general called Beginner Artist General?And they named it /beg/ instead of /bag/?
>>65167982>wow that restaurant had bad food>WELL WHY DONT YOU LET US JUDGE YOUR COOKING HUHFuck you, have a food analogy and eat shit.
One of the coolest things about working in a base is that once you clock out you can literally just walk wherever you want and not have to worry about getting shanked by niggers or crackheads. Though, of course, the sun is still a problem. >>65167945First off, what did you even do to get banned for that long? Secondly, why didn’t you just evade like the rest of us? Thirdly, nothing really. More of the same - people missing Ostwind, the usual regulars discussing 3D women like usual, and RPK anons talking about getting physically abused
>>65167945You've been banned for months? Damn dude what'd you do? Anyways welcome back :)>What autism did I miss?We tried having a feet friday at one point... many anons did not like it.. I'll leave it at that.
>>65168007>can't draw for shittongue my anus XD
Become a friend to all dolls anons
>>65168013>>65168015IP ban due to VPN posting apparently (I don't use one). They wanted me to confirm using my email which I never gave up. This website is a honey pot/insane asylum anyways. Why do they need my email anyways? If they wanted me gone, they could do it. Maybe I was doomer posting too much on /g/ and /vr/. Everything is expensive and horrible. My life is still in the shittter but it could always be worse.So I see nothing has changed.
>>65168029LMAO your device is infected and in a shitposting botnet
Hey guys it's me again. Now I'm working on the FN-FAL's magazine belt pouche. Thougths? Also should I add the Rhodesian cap?
>>65168029Is that right? Are you a fellow phoneposter? I get those all the time but you can just airplane mode on/off out of them easily. On rare cases you’ll have to open up a new browser (as in with its own set of cookies and history) and start posting there instead. If none of that works, you can always just shit out a throwaway email. Takes you like two minutes. Either way, welcome back, anon. And I don’t think it was you they were trying to ban. Either you just caught a stray banned IP or your whole region got rangebanned. Also stay out of /g/, that board has nothing for nobody. >>65168059Cutie. Looks good. Absolutely give her a cap. Why is that even a question
>>65168061No. I don't post on my phone. I'm a laptop user. But yeah, it was probably a region ban. /g/ is a worthless board now indeed.
raifu acquired. M16A1 is now mine.
>>65168066I wasn't joking when I said your device is in a shitposting botnet. If you get a lengthy VPN ban without hosting a VPN, you are being used as one without your consent and knowledge.
>>65168080NTA but is that a thing? How does that work?
>>65168079Congrats anon!
>>65168080I see. Then I have some housekeeping to take care of.
>>65168080it can also just meant that someone in your IP range is botting.
>>65168061>Cutie. Looks good. Absolutely give her a cap. Why is that even a questionAnime girls have HUGE heads therefore headwear is always something funny to work with.
>>65168079Now get me one :D
>>65168107Wouldn't you like to know.The naivety of some dumbfucks here never fails to surprise.You think this site doesn't have enemies to run the infrastructure for shitposting proxy sites that circumvent IP bans, captcha and flags? You think so even after 4chan got hacked?>b-but commercial vpn services with known exit nodes are trivial to blockYeah that's why hostile actors use botnetted residential IPs as proxies.>>65168119No, those VPN bans are handed out to individual residential IPs after they are detected as hosting active proxies. (4chan pays for a shitty service to supposedly do this but it doesn't really work--I think they have their own solution for detecting those nowadays.) There is no handling for different ISPs, doesn't matter if the IP was on a 2-hour DHCP loan or static, it gets the same ban regardless.Also most anons have a really fucked up understanding of what an "IP range" ban is because 4chan's error messages lie to the end-user. Every block except a normal ban/warning just says your IP range is banned. If your browser gets blocked due to fingerprinting (common source of false positives), what's the error you see? IP range.
>>65168142Looks like she is wearing a ryaku-bō and about to do a victory march through Nanking?
>>65168148Man, you really enjoy pretending to be smart, huh?
>>65168061>Are you a fellow phoneposter?What do you use? I just use read chan :p and I dunno about you but once I started phoneposting I never went back.
>>65168162...what?It's both sad and tragic that anyone reading that post would go through the though process you just did. Really makes one miss the internet as it was 20 years ago.
What up /ak/, im back! Got one edit for you right now and got 1 maybe 2 more lined up for probably later this week.Post any artwork you want violated and i'll see what i can do.
>>65168204Ayyyyy this nigga back, good shit
>>65168159I used a ww2 japanese officer cap because that's the most related 3D model to the rhodesian cap i had access to. Not sure if I want make a rhodesian cap because as i said the heads of these walking fleshlights are huge so they look weird wearing caps(remember that this is a 3D model not a 2D model like in anime therefore the dimensions and proportions are a pain in the ass: hat it's almost the same size like her torso!)
>>65168204oh boy
>>65168142does she have cute feet?
>>65168204>that gay faceare that guy from twitter?
>>65168217She looks taller with those legs.
>>65167574>https://mangadex.org/title/c2c24352-74eb-4864-a093-3b7dad344a00/desert-roseexaclty how you download from this site? I already made an account but i cant find the download button
>>65168235You are not supposed to do that and if the site could prevent it, not allowed to.Welcome to the internet of shit, I assume you just woke up from a lengthy coma.
>>65168217This is actually the next one in the works, ive already started on it.
>>65168214Does feel you need to do a version with an arisaka instead of FAL now.
>>65168235there's a torrent on nyaa if you want to download it
>>65168204BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>65168244this might helphttps://kemono.cr/patreon/user/69115653/post/80565146
>>65168257>>65168245>>65168238why post the link then?
>>65168204Anon, the advertisers...
>>65168164Safari like the iToddler I am. I mostly just lurk anyway. >>65168204Lel. Kinda based honestly
>>65168029>They wanted me to confirm using my email which I never gave up.How do people not have burner emails. Like what the actual fuck bro.
I was hoping that the m14 foxgirl anon was here. He might've liked this in spite of its /beg/ quality.
>>65168352I am here and I do like it. it's better than anything I can draw.
>>65168378thx man
so this >>65168204 is okbut the other anon posting nsfw via catbox is not ok?
>>65168422jannies are trannies, as they say
>>65168429I mean the jannies are not omniscient or omnipresent neither, so they only delete what people report so we can say this place is full of trannies right?
>>65168453that is also true
>>65168422This is the same place where an anon got put in a timeout because he said black man instead of nigger. Do not be surprised about anything
>>65168483wtf i love jannies now
>>65168496for every 1 janny there are 5 trannies.
>>65168422I don't think it was the catbox futa that got him deleted, but the weird schizo ramble about virginity.
one last pear...
>>65168204Preg or chubby tummy alts please!
>>65168677I second the chub/mom bod proposition.
>>65168677img unrelated for the retarded.
>>65166092I didn't forget this time~>[ak-Submarines] Girls und Panzer - MLLSD - 09 [WEB 1080p][D9ED56FB]
>>65168726big ups mah nigga
>>65168726Thank you brother lardagus
>>65168308"Haaa? Are you kidding, anon? You actually download manga to READ? That would be soooo funny if it wasn't sooooo sad..."