my best friend forgot its my birthday i think. my mom is taking me out to dinner and i'll have to pretend i'm not sad. i drew a picture about how i feel.
Happy Birthday!They likely just forgot, not out of malice.Maybe mention it to them? I think theyd celebrate it a little!
>>42382924>they likely just forgot, not out of maliceIf more people learned that most things are people being dumb rather than evil, the world would be a smoother experience frBut happy birthday OP! If you end up doing something with your friend later, think of it as your birthday just being extended by a day or two.
>>42382840I know the feel. I remember all my friends' birthdays going back decades. I send them a text but I never get one on mine. I'm not sending anymore from this year out
>>42382840my best friend forgot mine too and yeah it rlly sucks. hope next year is kinder to you, happy bday
No, im not a human.Its a really good game! I enjoyed it a lot. If got an ending, but there are ten other endings i could play too. And a whole lot of other characters i still havent met. Its a really neat and addictive game loop.My fav character was the wife mourning her husband. And also the paranoid chick. I killed one cultist human and sent the other 2 cultists to fema because i thought they had killed one of my tenants. I also killed one visitor.Spoiler below Since its definitely some kinda virus it all feels very hopeless. I was hoping they were actual aliens. Which they might still be. But the fact a twin was one of them, and killed the other twin, means they must have once been human. Thats so messed up
I stopped playing it after 20 minutes of the demoPremise is extremely easy and obvious - game is about people being scared of strangers and the twist is there are no monsters or invasion, its just people judging others and killing each other based off looks and assumptions and rumors. Yawn. Easy to figure out in just a few minutes
>>42382077do you still care about her at all?
>>42382648Nope
>>42382675did you ever?
>>42382203no they actually are zombies or whateverthe point of the game is to not let them kill you by being alone in the house with them (and being alone in general)
There is nothing more humiliating than being an ftm chaser with a small peenor. You can't even plap their poons properly
>>42378129cat posters are the biggest bottom alive thobeit
>>42380726plapping bratty catposters
>>42380207and you have no way to get me pregnant, i don't think you could even get in without slipping out
>>42378745>mfw no ftm bf to wreck my butthole while caressing my wrinkly little pennor and whisper sweet nothings in my ear with his raspy t voice
>>42382919Good enough to cum on your face
post your bingos
>>42382737what if I'm biracial
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>>42381892I'm only a repper. How fucked am I?
>>42381450>>42381867fuck my miserable manmoder life i should detransition and commit suicide asap
>>42382977samee
>be me>five year old boy>prance around a meadow in the summer>pick out some flowers i think are pretty>"wow i should show them to my parents so we can put them in a vase!">head home to show them to my dad who's watching tv>he gets weirdly upset and tells me to take them outside and throw them away>be me>five year old boy>get it in my head that i really want to kiss someone>go up to my dad>"hey dad, can i kiss you? please i really wanna kiss you">he starts acting really uncomfortable and refuses to kiss me>won't explain to me why not even though i keep askingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42378476Thanks, we are going collar shopping next Saturday before you go on your walkiesIf you keep nipping my trousers you will be given a shorter leash
>>42377471i used to tell my family i really want to be a flower girl
>>42378713Got it :3>>42379459That's adorable <3
>>42380719For the record, if you are a minor i am probably gonna stop posting doggyslop
>>42377471>>be me>>five year old boystopped reading there. reported. come back in 13 years buddy
why can't troons just admit that they are basically gay men?
>>42379550to fuck with their headsthey know you are self hating enough that you won't defend gayness
>>42379138Indian men satisfy trans girls the most, whitey
>>42377862Most of them are straight men who simp for pussy
>>42377862bc i have nothing in common w/ gay men lmao. other than maybe the fact i like to have fun & be unserious.>>42378662keep ramming that square peg thru a round hole, champ.>>42378787i wish.>>42381905LMAO no in the hell they dont. last one i fucked was my last. he literally got me into the shower & then proceeded to give me a 20 minute thighjob while staring intensely into my eyes & breathing heavy. i was so disturbed i said i wna go home after we got out. i got into an uber he paid for & then blocked him.
>>42382348>bc i have nothing in common w/ gay men lmaour attracted to other men
QOTT:Were you also lonely with no thread fOR 3 DAYS???>Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.Discords:>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi>clg2 Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag>clg3 Discord: https://pastebin.com/emrpgWM8Previous thread:>>42163750
>>42380222Do you want all the pretty ladies to see you with a head of greasy hair?
I really wish I were smarter as a teen and got myself an older butch to couch surf at her place and get fucked silly after college. But no, I had to be all proper and play straight-but-too-busy-to-date for my family.
>>42300504>off-topic garbage general>everything but lesbians generalIf I wanted to debate politics and economics with cis-men (because they let it slip once and are no longer attempting to hide it anymore) who hold us in contempt, there are dedicated boards for this.Maybe, maybe this thread will be better?
>>42382929Stop clucking and policing where nobody asked you to.I had to shovel snow today. My shoulders hurt. The best part? It's fucking snowing all over again.
>>42382978Then stop wondering why we haven't had a thread for 3 days?
Genuine answers please
Who is this OP, and why did you post them hoping we would sling insults?
>>42379511>>42379725Mogs Pichu
>>42380535no of course not hehe
>>42379529More like dollar store Pichu/Violet
>>42382567whos that? post pics
How do you buy women's underwear and clothes without feeling like a degenerate freak?
>>42381133Never felt like a degenerate freak about anything. Why would I feel like one over some clothes? Ridiculous.
>>42381133having bras to wear feels way less degen than letting my nips poke out from any top i wear that isnt a heavy baggy hoodie. even if theyre "moob conetits" thats just more reason to give them a less offensive shapehave no reason to wear women's panties so i don't
>>42381535exactly. i have a female body so i need female underwear. it's not that deep and it's nothing to be embarrassed about..
>>42381133no matter what kind of weird AGP shit you think is going on in your head, cis women do 10x more heinous "AGP" activities and dont even blink. you need a bra for your boobs so you arent staring headlights at everyone at work and you need panties so that your clothes fit and you dont have bulky men's underwear lines. as long as you arent walking around with a ramrod erection poking through your pencil skirt and slavering as you say the word "hosiery" nobody cares.
>>42382710hokly shit ur so based and you get it
why are zoomers starting to hate us again?
>>42382294By your logic, everyone who is currently not in a relationship is asexual
>>42380620You guys pushed too hard and radicalized a whole generation. Plus most trannies are ugly as fuck, and annoying, so it doesn't help.
>>42382313it’s true in a sense tho, zoomers are more single and sexless than ever leading to more puritanical views
>>42382226then teach their little sisters how to run better?
I had a phase where I was attracted to men and trans women but now that I’m almost 30 I’m strictly attracted to cis women.
Wild tales (2014)This is one the best comedies Iv seen. The last tale is actually the best wedding arc chapter iv ever experienced, compared to the other tales, the last tale is elevated to the form of an iconic art piece. The final scene of that arc js so good I actually clapped in appreciation when the credits ran. Few movies can do that for me.
>>42382409is pic supposed to be you and your harlot
>>42382632I dont have a harlot.
>>42382699no friends just anons huh?
>>42382732Can u leave me alone
>>42382855yeah sorry i’ll seriously start trying now
Innocent petite youngshits are reserved for creepy older trans men who chase them. That's the law of the world to come.
>>42381052>Leddit mods should be treated like celebrities and influencers
i like flirting in chasergen but i don't think it'll actually go anywhere... unless...t. 35
>>42382649You're not an innocent petite youngshit unc. Do you want to go ugly bastard4ugly bastard?
>>42382706kek
>>42382706fuck how will i recover... this is worse than my first divorce
Rope edition>QOTT: Have you ever caved to suicidal thoughts?>QOTT2: How many times have you been in the psych ward?Last: >>42321643
>>42382656>a manmoder/hon waiting roomIt hurts senpai. Why couldn't I have ended up in the passoid waiting room instead?
>>42382656this is true but i dont think you can actually repress those urges fr, you can shove it deep down inside and disconnect from it but itll always come back, and also i think it leads you to a kind of hollow inherently empty existencei think the reppers here know this on some level even if theyre always lying to themselves about how this isnt true, and i think theyre always kind of back of their mind considering trooning and its why theyre here
>>42382911The issue is a combination of normal sunk cost and the very real fact that the longer you rep, the worse your prospects get. It eventually reaches a point where you're legit hopeless and it's not like giving in now is suddenly going to undo the damage.
>>42382926also very true but i think people give in anyways because you realize the actual genuine and most sincere finitude of your own existenceyou WILL at some point in your life truly grasp that there is a moment where you exist that will be followed by a moment where you no longer exist, and never will again, i think when you truly grasp the actual finality of annihilation and know that you have just the briefest little flash of existence to even be aware of it pushes some past by the fear and the knowledge they cannot undo whats been done, but that they truly do want to actualize their own inner selves and live what brief chance they still canits the essence of j50
>>42382926>and it's not like giving in now is suddenly going to undo the damageThe risk was worth it for me.Thank fuck I didn't listen to the "it's too late" psyop.The best moment was [sometimes in the past]. The next best moment is now.
Are trans girls who aren't awful gfs real or is that what they're always like?
>>42378719They exist, but they either get scooped up really fast, or have horrible taste and end up in a long string of shitty relationships that makes them more work that people don't want to put in
>>42380378id like to get scooper up rly fast. i dont rly have a "taste" in men but i generally like guys w/ a sense of humor. can find oceans of guys to sleep w/ but no guy seems to want commitment or anything serious. if other guys exist idk where to find them.
>>42378719most women are terrible girlfriends, full stopmeet more people
>>42378719what have your trans gfs been like?
>>42378719We're real, just rare. We don't stay single for very long when someone fumbles us. When ex's hit you up once or twice a year wanting another chance, it becomes apparent you're a catch