how do I pivot to neethood without going more crazy/becoming homeless? I hate my current job (sales, retail, tranny) and want to neetmax for 1-6 months and either get another job, or move away and go to college. i currently pay around $1700 a month for everything, rent, food, etc, and have around $71k saved in an investment account I can access. How do I do this without >becoming a brokeeor>becoming a drug addled messmy goals are to further a creative pursuit, as well as be more active.
>>42368420the ideal for me is mid march - late august. or at least april-july.
>>42368285i need the opposite advice, how do i pivot to normiedom without going insane
>>42368285bro you could neet for a year and be fine. stop flexing
>>42368285you just need friends, something to keep your brain active, and good enough financial sense to not go broke, as long as you have those you'll be fine neeting for a few months, neeting is only dangerous if you're tarded or already a depressed recluse
>>42370468i do have friends but they mostly have jobs/some have kids. I'm waiting until spring so that I might be able to travel a bit (Train or bus) and socialize outside my typical group a bit more
Pooners once again reduced to a laughing stock. Can we hide these people from the public eye permanently somehow?
>>42370692oh so you only hate it when you have to live through it huh?i seeyall bitches got no problems supporting and cheering for regimes and dictatorships when brown and black people in the developing world have to put up with them because "it helps your cause", but suddenly get really butthurt when others wish the same for yougo to hell, narcissist gaslighting ass bitch
>>42369167dedicating your life to autistically screeching about other women is extraordinarily fembrained to the point of comedy
>>42370732And you love it when you have to live through it despite originally not wanting it to happen
>>42359960That's exclusively what women do doe.
>>42370670>women are the ones who throw themselves into danger and then expect nothing bad to happencorrect
pooners think they giving nick wilde from zootopia whole time they the crying at hazbin hotel reactor
>>42371002You need to be 18 to post here.
>be me >male, gaycel, perfectionist mindset when it comes to other guys>still sexually frustrated>have a female friend who's constantly flirting with me>hanging out with her and venting>she offers to be a fwb>not really into the idea because gay>but...im horny >her head game was amazing>now we hookup almost every dayWhy didn't anyone tell me gay dudes can fuck and hookup with chill girls if they don't want all the gay drama bullshit?
>>42370930If you think you are avoiding gay drama bullshit you are lying to yourself.
>>42370975I literally am. She and I just have sex on our minds. She's also really chill and boyish herself. Flat chested thank fuck.
i am getting srs in the next year but i am afraid (US) that something is going to happen to make it illegal by some stupid technicality or that my insurance will no longer be allowed to cover it or that if i decide to get it out-of-country they won't let me leave if they see my passport used to have an M and/or that i'm going to Thailand please someone tell me why i'm a complete dumbass and none of this could ever logically happen because i am freaking out over it i just want a vagina that's all i want for the rest of my life i will never ask the universe for anything again
>>42367127baka my srs is not about you
>>42367136It's not about what anyone else wants and you can get whatever surgery makes you happy. It's just SRS is usually a bad idea. And no Trump isn't going to outright ban surgery that's just Democrat fear-mongering. Trump will ban HRT for minors and some other stuff as a token gesture but the democrats are just going to reverse all of it in four years. Nothing ever happens.
>>42367227i do want very much to believe thisand srs seems to be a pretty good idea for most people who want it unless you get botched or something but i am only considering good surgeons and accepting the possibility of that outcome anyways...anything is better than having a penis
>>42364491cross your fingers get it while you can nonamy surgeon just quit like two months after my operation so if i had delayed at all i would've been out of luckyou never know what will change
>>42364491OP just go for it. And just keep going for it until you get your vagina.
>does nothing>winshow did they do it?
>>42370824who?
Looks more like>does meth>passes out in public bathroom
So nonbinaries are like cybersix? Not quite boy or girl, but some kinda arnold palmer person?
The only good path is getting a penis.To finally have to body that give and not only stuck into receiving.Oh! To penetrate and dominate! To be able to get inside of someone.Imagine yourself sliding your sensitive sex inside and outside of them while they clench and contract around this part of *your* body.To ejaculate inside of someone's intimacy with a very personal part of you.What will you do, when I bend over in front of your, my ass raised up, offered?Do you have what it takes to take me? Or will you just bump impotently on my skin?
>>42369944It would be pretty similar to my sex life now, just replacing the strap, but I also wouldn't be able to scissor. Would probably sleep with more men though.
>>42369958but you don't have a penis now
>>42369973Since when? Who's the ai now?>>42369972I was thinking about a life without prosthetic. But to be fair, my mom told me to never mock disabled people.
>>42366912are you the ftm who wants to mock mtfs for not having a pp?
all aap content is posted for me specifically by the glowies in my computer to drive me to suicide
Have any gay men here dated pooners? How did that go?
Probably badly considering we don't have dicks to please those gay men
>>42370614There are loads on grindr, they must get dates
>>42370638Couldn't be me, I'd be scared as shit for someone who knows me irl to clock me as trans or gay
gay men are not attracted to homophobic women with a conversion fetish
I've given myself pseudo-dysphoria and now I can't get rid of itWhile I'm not distressed by my birth sex, I'm very much distressed by my lack of distress. Everything about myself reminds me of the fact that I am male and doing nothing about it, even if I'm fine being a man
>>42368799It really does feel like it, except these thoughts aren't ego dystonic
>>42366160take your pills get snipped etc etc, go do it now
>>42368992That would be genuinely insane for me to do, as I'm not trans in the first place. My pseudo dysphoria will one day vanish and I'll just realize that I've done it all for naught, and most likely even become reverse dysphoric
>>42368986Ego dystonic thoughts don't necessarily clearly "feel" ego dystonic. You need to identify them first
>>42369540Guess I'll have to look for shrink who specializes in OCD. All I want is to get rid of my pseudo dysphoria
im a straight guy but my friend paid me to dress up as a girl and suck his cock ><
>>42368048Was it ur first time sucking dick anon?
>>42369374eh kinda i have practised with a dildo tho
>>42368090you're not making minimum wage like that Gotta ask for at least $20
>>42368048>>42368090That’s funny if I was him I’d have made you pay me 5 bucks to let you suck my dick
>>42368048>im a straight guy>practised with a dildo>dress up as a girl>suck his cock like 45 minutes>did swallow>for $5yea no
First >>42342836Previous >>42354795Not using Seehon's threadDon't feed the retard troll who calls everything a wig, hair flap, AI, "male size glasses frames", "cis women would never wear that", ectReply to others you conceited newfags
>>42369057>male rageVery unladylike Tsk tsk
>>42370317>>42370303>>42370300>>42370289Not narcissismgen, passgen. None of that commentary had anything to do with passing.
>>42369139>>42367042my girls
>>42369139Love this slut
red: you are now Lily Phillipsgreen: you are now Bonnie Blue
>>42369149why?
>>42369006You're given £100,000 to be Bonnie Blue's sloppy 1001s. You can double bag it, but it will be televised. Do you take the offer?
>>42369179She’s a born again Christian like me
green
green as well bonnie blue mega mogs lily phillips
I laughed watching that pooner get shot in the eye. If it was a mtf I would weep, but a vagina haver I couldnt care less. Fuck foids lol.
>>42366022"women" like you make me transphobic
The biggest trannoid hon made this post. Many such cases.
>>42366022Next time try hanging up a sheet before you project this much
You are a man playing dress up as a woman. That's worse.
>>42366630Yeah that guy was pretty cute, OP is mad anyway though
Happened last year.For context, we both like mostly women > my friend and I (both girls) slept together in my bed (something I did with other friends before btw)>well, she slept, I didn't, it was hella hot in my room> start clinging to her in the morning> she doesn't move me away > pet her head while she's full body on me> touch gently our skins here and there, even thighs, while saying stuff like "how smooth" "did you use razor or silk epil?" etc.> at some point with my head on her chest while she gently pinches my hip > reach for her ear and emit a timed little moan as she pinches> needs to leave eventually> we never talk about that anymore > down bad for her> saw her only once after thatComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42366200Is there any reason you think she might not reciprocate your emotions?
>>42366255Well, a number of reasons: she's hard to read, I always feel like she's depressed, she plans to leave the country anyway, she might not look for a relationship at all and she has never given any hint that she felt the sameBesides, as I said, we have never talked about that a second time, I only asked her if she was okay the day after and she replied "yeah, it didn't bother me at all" and that was it.
>>42366368I fell asleep before I could reply.That does make the situation more complicated, especially the fact that she's moving and that you don't know whether she's even open for a relationship. I definitely am not in a position to give any advice, but I'd personally first try to figure out whether she even wants a relationship currently, but that's probably not easy without straight up asking.
>>42368497Will eventually tell her and get rejected, at least I'll stop thinking about it )))
>>42370686I'm sure it'll all work out well. Even if she unfortunately might reject you, I really doubt it'll ruin your friendship. I wish you all the best
