Im straight but I've been home with a few gay guys, they said my legs turn them on, what do gay legs look like, why do they like them? One guy even came twice on them
post legs
Well?
>>42392448this doesn't meet the minimum char requirement for the detector but I am 98% sure it's 100% human-written
>>42392459aihon clocked
>>42392459I am biologically human in every way that matters: my body is warm, my pulse uneven, my cells constantly dying and being replaced without my permission. I breathe automatically, bleed when cut, and feel hunger not as data but as discomfort. My thoughts are slowed by fatigue, sharpened by emotion, and clouded by fear, all rooted in a brain made of living tissue. I age, I heal imperfectly, and one day I will stop entirely. These are not simulations or metaphors but physical facts, written into flesh, chemistry, and time itself.
>>42388790I am very dyslexic so when I stop focusing I make a lot of typos like 'taht' instead of that, or missing words entirely but I thought them in my head and I read the sentence three times and didn't see entire missing pieces of grammar or content. I'm also I'm my 30s so I still use emoticons line ._. xD :> :)
>>42388790i have various typing/vocal quirks but just not the kind people like □□ in 2016 - 2018 I went through a period of adding the word barn to words / sentences.
Once upon a time, in a faraway landA young prince lived in a shining castleAlthough he had everything his heart desiredThe prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkindBut then, one winter's nightAn old beggar woman came to the castleAnd offered him a single roseIn return for shelter from the bitter coldRepulsed by her haggard appearanceThe prince sneered at the giftAnd turned the old woman awayBut she warned him not to be deceived by appearancesFor beauty is found withinAnd when he dismissed her againComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Ashamed of his monstrous formThe beast concealed himself inside his castleWith a magic mirror as his only window to the outside worldThe rose she had offeredWas truly an enchanted roseWhich would bloom until his twenty-first yearIf he could learn to love anotherAnd earn their love in return by the time the last petal fellThen the spell would be brokenIf notHe would be doomed to remain a beast for all timeAs the years passedHe felled into despair and lost all hopeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Would you hit 'her', /lgbt/?
>>42390598defnetly, low key really hot n cute :]
>>42390598Yeah and make her suck my cock while she cries after, too
>>42394163 wtf bro? And i would defnetly punch you on the face, fatass.... well, i'm in 4chan, what was I expecting?
>>42390598Come to chasergen you twinky bitch
>>42390602I think her face is kinda masculine, but still looks kinda feminine. defnetly smash, lol
I've decided to become a Christian.Can I still be trans or does it go against The Bible?
>>42393686I don't think that being transgender is against Christ (correct me if I'm wrong) but 50% of Christians want transgenders dead and 40% will do absolutely nothing to protect you from the 50%, so be mindful of that
>>42393800My mom says Episcopals are Catholic-lite.
>>42393988Those aren't Christians sweaty. Most "Christians" don't read The Bible they do what the man behind the pulpit says and believes what the man behind the pulpit believes. >>42393828>Christians on this board didn't go to mass so like why be christianDumbest thing I have read all day and I spent all day on 4chan. The only reason one is a Christian is to be saved by Jesus Christ, forgiven of sin which is only possible through him, and then go to Heaven thanks to Jesus' sacrifice. That's the point, full stop. Church is just a building made by men who want a pulpit to stand behind so everyone is forced to listen to them speak and feel important. The baptist church near my house flies the Israeli Star of satan outside their church and the presbyterian church near by every Sunday I fear walking my dogs near their church because they all speed 20 over rushing to get there and don't care who they kill on their way. The worst drivers in my area are Sunday church goers. Absolute scum, even The Bible warns of fake jews and these alleged Christians still fly the flag of satan. Again, they don't READ THE BIBLE! Not sure why this is getting spammed here today but once again, The Bible NEVER states trannies are bad and actually Jesus preaches acceptance of eunuchs But yes, only 10% of people claiming to be Christian read the words of Christ and follow his commands. The other 90% are heretical scum.Matthew 19:12King James Version12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
>>42394061They're organized kinda like Catholics but is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>42394196Proof Israel is satan in drag, even NYC yids will tell you this BTW. Revelation 2:9King James Version9 I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.Revelation 3:9King James Version9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What is the boymoder anthem?
>>42392344This song is funny to me because it's fully written by a cis womanMy personal contender:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh8hTEu1DQQAnd there's the original song which is a little more somber but I'm not gonna bother linking it :\
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lFUIZfyIbxk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6vI6U0QJtPQ
Here’s to you, Nicola and BartRest forever here in our heartsThe last and final moment is yoursThat agony is your triumph
>>42392275no idea but we hsts have broom people by the mountain goats
oh boy its gonna be a long one but ill make it short just lmk if im in the wrong >dates a guy for almost a year was some of the happiest days of my life> one day he calls me up gives bs reason to break up> i accept it but still hurt about it >asks me to get all my shit from his place >shows up early finds out he was fucking another girl >leaves n freaks out for a couple of days>fastfoward to recently he hits me up and asks me to get my stuff from his apartment by friday> friday hits i told him ill be showing up late > gets inside his roomate understood the situation and let me inside> helps me gets my stuff and were about to leave> i remembered i need to delete a lewd picture from his phone >goes inside of his room hes in shock > i asked his can you please delete the picture >he deletes it and i walk off Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42394139next day he kicks his roomate out because appearently i broke into his apartment and thats a crime i freak and and panic because im not ready for jail i just wanted my stuff am i the one in the wrong we were supposed to meet up one more time so i he could give me my money but im afraid it might be a trap to get me in trouble with the law
You were invited by a resident, that's not breaking in lol.
>>42394192apperently he's framing it like i broke in and another detail was he was asleep when i grabbed my stuff and i had to wake him up in order to get him to delete the pic
>>42394139>>42394158newfags dont even know how to format greentexts now?either way, sorry that sounds rough
>bisexual male>troon out on gf>get pushed into a marriage i expressed i didnt want a year later>she becomes a NEET while i work full time>yells at me a lot while doing nothing, zero control over autism rage>attraction to women fading since starting, completely dead now>havent finished during sex in over a year>start passing, schedule FFS>watch brokeback mountain, realize thats going to be me soon if i dont end ts>accepting i should probably get a divorce even if it means ill die aloneits over anons i cant take carrying this person anymore. im going to be a divorced tranny at 24 fmstl.
>>42393947oh you meant like do they have kids? no but i'm acquainted with different trans people with kids who have custody
Being alone isn’t so bad. Being abused sucks
>>42394018no like she doesnt work and hasnt since we graduated 2 years ago. she didnt even apply. i work full time and i cannot afford apartments + alimony. im worried the court would js give it to me for being a troon. ik thats probably not the case and i wont be dissuaded but still js worried
>>42393995oof rip twin
>>42394043ohhhhh yeah i'll ask around about that. sorry have no idea. none of them have ever mentioned being bothered by such a thing though. and even then, small price to pay in my mind
Gay sex is so inconvenient. The bottom has to inject a liter of water up his ass every time and even then he might end up shitting the bed. The only thing straight people have to worry about is pregnancy.
>>42393898A mistake that you can forget about in a week, vs a mistake you have to take care of for 18 years
>>42393898>doesn’t know about fiber>thinks poopdick is common you are just stupid
I bottomed for the first time yesterday and using my prostate massager felt better desu but I still had a good time.
>>42394065your top sucks lmao>>42393898prep is NOT that hard.
Does anyone here have a gigantic girlcock?
>>42389874gib pretty please
>>42391033are you rich?
>>42388842define gigantict. 8 inches
>>423935517+
>>42393374Not especially :(, unless you consider me being rich in good cheer :D (and an extensive dvd and cd collection)
Do lesbians get disgusted at displays of homosexuality like how us straight men do?
>>42393757You literally prefer dick a girl to have a dick. You are not straight.
>>42393868Not liking srs /= not liking pussy, but he is unnecessarily cruel about it.
>>42393757no?i remember when i first saw a gay couple kissing and thought "wow, men can just...kiss in public now, and nobody cares. what a time to be alive" and moved on with my life
as a bi lesbian i quite like the yaois
>>42393892And this is why we remind him that he is a faggot
whats the best way to shave my face pre-laser? like, should I use a blade, or like one of those electric shaver things, or something else? (and does anybody have personal recommendations for brands and stuff?) and does the oil they sell on tiktok work?
>>42393950Generally Harry's razors are best although a little pricey. I have an electric shaver, and it works but it's not as close of a shave and stubble will come back quicker.
>>42393950Probably disposable cartridge razor like some basic gillette for men thing is your best option. Electric shavers will not do a good job at close shaves and hopefully this will be temporary because laser will work out for you in which case trying to get into other shit like double edge safety razors will be a waste of time.
>>42393950no idea what this oil is. the five-blade gillette razors are nice. that + shave gel (any) is fine. GENTLY wash + exfoliate first, no more than slightly warm water. go with the grain first, then gel again, then against the grain. you can get a light toner with witch hazel to use after. don't use straight up witch hazel or aftershave. get a color corrector - rosy if you have problems with shadow, olive if you have problems with redness - and a good concealer. electric shavers are fine for quick-and-dirty; far better than nothing but they inherently don't get as close.recommend against single-blade traditional safety razors if hrt; ime they're likelier to nick softer skin.
Wny is my bottom growth so abysmal for being a couple months on tMy thing is fucking tiny https://files.catbox.moe/y8thqu.jpg
>>42393474Get some cum lube and pump her full of it
>>42393474can't help you there but can say feeling that thing throb while it tries to cum and he squirts all over me and the bedsheets is just as gratifying to me as cis cumt. wifemode4pooner
>>42393495>he squirtsHow does he do that? I never managed to
Iwnhapbftfmwhtd
>>42393527honestly don't know, sorry. he was anorgasmic til like 23. first one was with a clit sucker and it just happened. i honestly think it might just be that his pelvic floor is weak and he can't help it
NEED a (white) tranny to breed my hairy hole
someday you will all realize that people disdain you for being miserable and distant, not because you don't pass
>>42392857All of the moments in which I could live are comprised of components im not willing to give
>>42393421i dont pass and people who are known to hate trans people are mean to me, so yes?
>>42393421>you will all realize
>>42393438sounds like you already know you're doing fine except for a few idiots then
>>42393703oki, thanks then <3
