>>35518787
>>35521151cope haribo
me washing ______
>>35521151
fem rights now and foreverhalf of congress should be fem gay men and butch lesbians by 2040
>>35521175SHUT THE FUCK UP
Is it just me or is the site choking?
>>35521151trippy thought you were dead because it "makes sense", thoughts opinions?
>>35521151sup Chad
twunks are required by law to be tops and be my bf
>>35521175Texy!
>>35521183I wish someone would choke me. In all seriousness, it's kind of slow and shitty for me now, but I'm not really paying attention because I'm waiting for my food to get here and watching random shit on youtube.
>>35521210hey.
Chad openly dates black men.
I've been talking with that one gay guy for two months. How do I convey to him that I'm interested in the idea of us doing a bit of dating? I haven't had serious relationship in two or three years, I think I'll really take any advice.
>>35521151Oh great other attentionwhore returns
>>35521209Ok sure, just buy me dinner
>>35521226!
i thought we loved whores
idk what is making stem so confident in themselves... -.-
A black man told me I was handsome on grindr
>>35521239i accept your terms :3
>>35521249AWOOGA
What's the difference between a masc twink and a twunk?
It's funny that cats evolved to manipulate humans.
>>35521284Muscle mass.
>>35521186it does make sense >>35521197hey!
>>35521284>masc twinkmasculine as in masculine personality and temperament and presentation, unrelated to body type>twunkfitter and more muscular than a twink, so more physically masculine, but might be masc or fem in terms of personalityat least that's how i'd read it
>>35521298why does it make sense? I asked him and he wouldn't answer. are you suicidial?
>>35521254Great let me just go shave my bussy- Uh I mean my penis
>>35521286I've thought so too. Still kind of want one, though. Might be good for my mental health.
>>35521286sometimes I think about how if i stopped feeding my cats they would eventually turn on me and try to eat me and it makes me sad.
>>35521253did you contact the police
>>35520643>>35520689(For the record the suits creep me out massively. I just like the art, and the idea of people embodying the characteristics of certain species is a fun concept.)
>>35521346Well they're essentially your hostages, you have to feed hostages anon
>>35521325i've ascended >>35521335you're a tard
>>35521341shave both >:3
>>35521234which gay guy
Openly.
>>35521141God I love vintage photos of hot guys. Before photoshop, roids, anorexia, and laser hair/shaving became more common
saw this and thought of you gg
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE HAPPY ENOUGH!
>>35521370what are you? a lion?
i hate japan so much.. i get why they bombed it twice it was totally valid to me
i am potatoe
>>35521346They would probably try to eat each other before they try to eat you. They know you're too big and can just end them by stepping on their necks.
>>35519706>same. sometimes I'll eat em out the jar.I've never had banana peppers out of the jar but I have with olives, hehe.>also I gotta say love your schtick. "Oh noooo mister pls don't put your chinchin in me! I'm straight!">10/10 just like one of my japanese animes.Oh... Th-thank you... I'm glad you like me. :s>>35519859Omg, thank you, Anon! I'm flattered! <3 <3 <3
>>35521431I'm less happy now
>>35521352No I said "You too"
>>35521419You what?
>>35521375long time no hi
Where's delta I need to know if he supports the monarchy
>>35521490hello how are you what have you been doing
>>35521448bro that's out of pocket, they invented ramen
>>35521448snuff is japan and thats why i hate it so much
>>35521418
>>35521418Where is this?
>>35521492lolnope>>35521501meh and waiting for thingsyou?
>>35521515
princess carrying my top bf to the bedroom so he can sleep in peace while i play league
>>35521511no? it's scandinavian
>>35521621based
>>35521621What you play? Jungle or top or adc or support? Rank?
>>35521435>he guessed it correctlyWow is this what passing feels like for troons? Jk, I'm not even into it enough that I have a fursona (although I think I probably would be a lion). I just like the cool pictures.
its a 10/10 but was born female>>>/hm/2614247>>>/hm/2614317>>>/hm/2614396
Stop linking porn coombrain
>>35521651support or any lane, i don't like jungle though
>>35521663weak, thought hm deleted trans shit
>>35521663nasty
>>35521701actually someone did complain lol>>>/hm/2614827
>>35521663lmfao
>>35521673I bet your elo is low. I would carry you to master easily.
>>35521669especially of w*m*n
>>35521740I gotta get my weight up
>>35521740A room full of mirrors and nothing else, how fitting.
>>35521740i d e a l bottom
i should go downstairs and eat soup and sausages
>>35521732you're not challenger? lol
Alright you can whine at each other. I'm done reading endless bitching by broken anons who think complaining is a personality. You even managed to drive Debaser away. Like, wow.
>>35521780you're giving off expired twink energy
>>35521791it was so easy too
>>35521755Same. I've been forgetting/not caring enough to eat, exercise or sleep, so I've lost a noticeable amount of weight and muscle.
>>35521791>You even managed to drive Debaser awaygaygenners can't stop winning
>>35521791nighty night <3
like i was worried thinking “this shit isn’t even really mean anon” but nope two posts and his fat ass broke down
>>35521811Yeah more or less the same, I've been off my routine for months
Thoughts on straight guys who lay on their back and expose their tummy?https://litter.catbox.moe/0u75u3.jpg
>>35521791>he's surprised unfunny bullshit is killing anything interesting about the board
>>35521774do you have flapjacks are those a common english snack
>>35521780Not anymore, i used to be but i got banned.
>>35521843They are cats?
>>35521873Meww hehe
>>35521819what?
>>35521853yes how come
if you started to feel something for a girl or ftm troon would you repress it?
>>35521791Ive only been here for a few months but i literally never saw a debaser post that wasnt bitching and arguing about something, seems like exactly the person youre bitching about
>>35521581great i got a 4.0 in school so far
>>35521774can you do the splits like dolph?
>>35521897it's probably her malding off trip lmao
>>35521890no real reason name just makes me laugh
>>35521901Ooh, look at you smartypants! Proud of you :)
>>35521837Yeah. I don't know about you but it's a combination of ongoing personal shit for me.The only thing I somewhat maintained was physical activity because I mostly work from home and would basically live like a NEET with a job if I didn't go outside and move around some. I tried to run today and it kicked my ass and that was my wakeup call.
>>35521912https://youtu.be/g-nMGtaAoXw
>>35521904i want him in my butthole
>>35521912me and who
>>35521938he only bottoms and only for nubian queens sorry white she devil
>>35521948u cant say that when theres only one person in the picture...
>>35521901Fancy
>>35521965he’s taking the pic
>>35521948clearly someone took the picture of cow boy
would you date a bottom twink who has sole custody of a child from a previous relationship?
milking shallo in his cow outfit hahaha look at him go
>>35521984did he birth it?
>>35521996no his dead gf did who died of a drug overdose so baby might have development issues
>>35521959thought it was a fucking zoomer from the thumbnail
im gonna make a /gaygen/ videogame
>>35521984not if the baby is that ugly
>>35521984No because he's clearly on meth
>>35522061cute girl
>>35521987*eyes emoji*
Give me your best fried rice recipes onegay
>>35521888hehehe eeheeeheeeee ≧ω≦!!!!
>>35522086wtf stop
Handsfree orgasm progressI came in like 5 minutes this time so i halved my previous record AND i managed to do it with minimal dick stimulation and my legs apart. Its good progress, especially for first thing in the morning when everything is a little desensitized. That said i was using the vibrator on its highest setting and my dick was still tucked behind me, so it wasnt a perfect analogue for getting fucked either.
>>35521912>>35521948Me and you.
>>35522041adding on to this...Which character on here would you choose to play in a gaygen video game?
Rofl
shallo getting blacked or yellowed would be hot
>>35522135Go away noncecheeks
>>35522135leave
god gave me a butthole but no top to use it on
>>35522166he needs a jet black dinka mandingo
fly me to the moon and make me gay among the stars
>>35522206for some reason people always sing this when they vocaroo songs
>>35522240engrish evangerion credits version onry
>>35521151foxes cannot be domesticate although their ownership is permissible. their piss smells god awful and you can't have it piss in a box like a cat, but it'll mark territory like one. it's like a cross between a dog and a cat. it'll lay on it's back like it wants a belly rub like a dog, but then attack you for rubbing it's belly. a very strange creature. they like burrowing and tunneling. prepare to have your yours wrecked. if you install fencing outside, extend it a few feet below the soil line so they can't dig out of captivity.i mean they look really cool, but they're just not realistic to keep as a pet. it requires special training and a dedicated space. you can't just have it running around your living room all day. your furniture will be destroyed.
>>35522196a big juicy bucci, quivering in anticipation? now i gotta see that
>>35522134Going for the ass seems like too much of a hassle, honestly. Isn't the noise from a vibrator too distracting? I'll stick to jacking off. >>35522137>Which character on here would you choose to play in a gaygen video game?Cyanide pill.
>>35522342antici...............................................pation.
>>35522280>tfw no mongol bf
>>35522394oh! such a gentleman. i can only imagine :)
>>35522394Based
Should I starve myself back down to my original 16 BMI self? I've already got down to 19 BMI from 24, and I'm in the groove of intermittent fasting now. I just think it would be interesting to see my friend's reaction to my becoming a skeleton.
How did you manage to kill this thread so fast? Holy shit.
>>35522529its my special power to kill any thread i post in
>>35522280>siwonwhat do we think lads, is he a gay repper
>>35522377>Going for the ass seems like too much of a hassle, honestlynta but buttstuff is pretty great. honestly you should try it sometime.
>>35522529defatser returned and cleared out gaygen like pumba in the lion king
>>35522607>debaser is the best characterSo fucking true
bananabananabananabananaterra cottabananaterra cottai am fucking gay
>>35522615*fattest *stinkiest *dumbest
>>35522628at least haribo has the excuse of being a barely legal for shitting up the gen with these kind of retarded posts, but you ma'am is in your thirties
>>35522628https://youtu.be/WRCuzdHvmZI
im a 5'3 (bio male) shortie and I look 13 or 14 when I shave, should I do porn to milk money out of pedos?
>>35522655bananabananabananabananaterra cottabananaterra cottafuck me in the ass
>>35521419jump scare
you're all fat
>>35522671DO WE ALLLEARN TO MEMEFROM THE WHORESWITH BAD FEET
>>35522280Siwon is homophobic btw
>>35522664such a classic. love him.
>>35522684yeah but it may be because he's a christian closetcase
>>35522521yes. i hope you're a top.
>>35522696No he is just ajussi
>>35522688It was a simpler time. A better time.
>>35522521I'm nearly underweight and it sucks. I wouldn't do it. >>35522595I may consider it. It's not like I have much in the way of a social life.
tfw never fat
>>35522759you should drink more
>>35522755Doing butt stuff has zero impact on your social life unless you start telling everyone that you are doing butt stuff which will have mixed results depending on how cool your friends are
>>35522759same. actually my belt is at a notch looser and i haven't felt that in a long time. i need to eat more, do more squats, otherwise i won't be able to take a pounding properly and my top might b- break me if i'm too fragile. oh noo
>>35522759start of
fucked in the ass
recovery day, plus aftercare..
>>35522796>unless you start telling everyone that you are doing butt stuff which will have mixed results depending on how cool your friends areNot even I'm that autistic and I don't really have any friends to tell. I meant that I have more than enough free time to try it since it seems like a hassle to get ready for.
>>35522781drinking has never added pounds because when i drink i forget to eat>>35522802ive never gone above 32 waist. even when my ass gets swole it just makes my pants tighter. >>35522809start of what?
>>35522676I AM NOT A FAT
>>35522377The vibe is pretty quiet, but noise isnt really a factor because the distracting part is that its vibrating right on your prostate. You do you, i just want to be able to cum handsfree from dick so im working my way up to that
>>35522830obv onlyfans
that was like the best pair of posts all day but im probably not helping
>>35522830i wear size 29 levi's and it will slide down without a belt. i'm uhh, a male on the smaller side, in terms of height.
>>35522828It's not as tabboo a topic as you'd think, I wasn't even the first person in my friend group to bring up butt stuff, one of my straight friends jerked off with a candle in his ass and told us about it which was honestly basedAnyway the hassle is pretty much nothing once you figure out how to do it, you just need to douche, have lube and a toy, and sit on a towel
>>35522841theyre all heavy to me
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PDm1w067hdUGute Nacht
crimes agaisnt somnia
>>35522861lol
>>35522830Good reminder to finally get my pants tailored, I have the same problem. My thighs and butt fit into 32s but then I have excess around the waist that bunches up with belts.
the somniacs sent 500 hoplites to help the athenians at the battle of marathon and its male residents were rewarded with athenian citizenship in recognition of their bravery then the persians invaded and killed all the somniac males and sold all the somniac females into slavery
i am NOT roasting pagoda
It is my dream to pee in Hyacinth's butt
shallo x Hyacinth gincels bottoming on of
>>35522928>>35522928"idk what a castle is"
>>35522915aryan excellence
>>35522951Shalinth otp.Shaibofags can fuck off
>>35522852>vibrating right on your prostateIt's not that I doubt people but I can't see prostate stimulation being all that it's cracked up to be. Probably because I've never experienced it myself. I've never really bothered with sex, so it seems like my goals are different. >>35522866>It's not as tabboo a topic as you'd thinkI didn't think it was, but then people get weirded out about the most seemingly random things sometimes and I guess I have a tendency to drop stuff into a conversation like a live grenade. The candle thing sounds like a quick way to get chunks of wax up your ass unless he used a condom or something. Good for him for experimenting, though. >Anyway the hassle is pretty much nothing once you figure out how to do itI may reconsider it and try it, then. If only just to see what all the fuss is about.
>>35522915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C906lbkcYug
I'm sick (forced to mingle with nasty airport peasantry), but I think I'm going to enjoy a cigarette anyway. Please pray for my lungs.>>35522915Haribo it makes me very happy that there's another ancient grek autist here
>>35522928A PAGODA IS NOT AN EGGROLL
>>35522860follw it then
>>35522394sometimes you have to keep themin suspense
i don't use a vibrator, it interferes with my sensitivity. the only thing i like is slow gentle thrusting, balls-deep grinding and -to finish-off- a firm and steady ramming (the kind of ramming that makes a guy think: "oh gosh, i can't believe he's doing this to me." as their hips buckle, and the bottom's like, "please don't stop!")that extra kinetic force helps squeeze out every last drop from my balls, without touching myself down there. tops shouldn't have to worry about that though.
>>35523019link it
i just spent the last few minutes cleaning up glass on my bathroom floor cause i broke a glass on my bathroom floor. showr thyme
>>35523032
>5 doll hairs for no contentA bargain
>>35522991>I can't see prostate stimulation being all that it's cracked up to be. Probably because I've never experienced it myselfIt's not the transcendent religious experience that larping bottoms pretend it is, but it does feel really fucking good and different from getting off the normal way.>people get weirded out about the most seemingly random thingsUsually because they have their own issues>I may reconsider it and try itNice, just don't use a ton of water when preparing and try to get a lube that is for butt stuff / doesn't contain glycerin. If you aren't getting much of a reaction just from putting stuff in there, jerk off while you do it and you should have a good time>>35523022They feel good for like an instant and then make me numb but I haven't used a very high quality one yet
>>35523066:O
>>35523083>They feel good for like an instant and then make me numbwho asked???? bc i sure didn't
>>35522991Better is a bit of a loaded term. It feels better and is more intense, but its also more uncomfortable, harder, takes practice, setup and cleanup, and obviously doesnt always work. Its one of those things where you'll only enjoy it if you're into it in the first place. If you have no interest in it then you'll never get good and it will never feel like anything
>>35523096The universe asked by bringing your post into my consciousness
i dont believe she brought u to this thread
I shouldn’t have told my coworker about my work crush >_<
>>35523144didnt u start by baking bread?
>>35523159how come?
i found shallo’s twitter
>>35523159it over. how he will gag and fill you in the restroom every break he gets >>_<<
>>35523096Don't you feel better getting anal advice from a delusional ham planet? In his universe, you don't even think about his sweaty fat rolls while appraising his advice on cramming shit in his ass.
>>35523239can u imagine being the office cumdump ._. oh nyo >_<
>>35523083>It's not the transcendent religious experience that larping bottoms pretend it isI figured as much. It's one of the many reasons I find porn so ridiculous. >Usually because they have their own issuesThis has largely been my experience. I've also found that most people are just as "weird" as I am, just in more socially acceptable ways. >don't use a ton of water when preparing and try to get a lube that is for butt stuff / doesn't contain glycerin. If you aren't getting much of a reaction just from putting stuff in there, jerk off while you do it and you should have a good timeNoted. I'll probably get carried away with researching this shit just like I do everything that I take an interest in. >>35523100>If you have no interest in it then you'll never get good and it will never feel like anythingI think I'm more open to trying it now that I know it isn't all an overhyped larp. Even moreso now that I've read what you wrote. Seems more realistic than what I've heard from other people. I'm willing to at least give it a try.
>>35523237Post it anon
i hate you all
>>35523203he’s now teasing me about it, and there was recently some desk shuffling so our departments sit closer now >.>he’s only having a little fun, he’s not exactly quiet about it…>>35523239I wouldn’t risk our jobs like that! I’m okay just looking from afar…
>>35523264You're not my dad.
do say the word politik
>>35523272i thank god every night
if a top wanted to fill me, it would be my honor to take his load(s). no joke. as a sub bottom, what makes him happy, makes me happy.
>>35523273that word is not taboo
>>35523282:(
>>35523242Wasn't giving him advice and my fat lives rent free in your mind 24/7>most people are just as "weird" as I am, just in more socially acceptable waysOr keeping their weirdness secret while being defensive about weirdness to further distance themselves from what they are trying to hide>probably get carried away with researchingThe best way to research is to run an experiment but if you have questions someone here will probably answer them somewhat seriously
being mean is more fun than being nice
>>35523311The greentext on was in reply to >>35523258 but I'm glad the other anon probably read it and got mad
>>35523273thee heirloom
>>35521431I need an adult>>35521475This is sane desu
what is a fetish that you will always repress to be normal?
oh dont talk about MY street cred
>>35523363vore
>>35523371i asked the streets about you and they said "who?"
>>35523363Rape
>>35523363being into men
I did yoga and it was pretty hardhttps://youtu.be/dXGCALvZSZ0so now I'm eating cookies
>>35523390thats how you get fat, jack
>>35523363holding handsin public!
>>35523363i really want a pet gay but society frowns on it
>>35523414>pet gayyou mean a bf
>>35523363scat
>>35523481a bf that sleeps in a kennel with my dog and gets bullied by her into giving up his treats and toys
>>35523491oh, nvm
>>35523363cd
>>35523509elaborate
>>35523516everything about sissy humiliation
>>35523363I secretly exploit retards for gratification by playing along that its normal for them to like sucking dicks. Its like they all saw the same movie and believe they are some mutant race of female alien ghosts in mens bodies or something. If you nod and seem interested like you believe them, they pretty much agree to do anything to keep pretending. They got a lot invested in their character I guess. This whole backstory and everything.
>>35523538chastity? pp cage?
>>35523538jeb coded post
>>35523311>>35523320>keeping their weirdness secret while being defensiveAlso possible. >The best way to research is to run an experiment Not disagreeing, but I tend to find reading and learning about things in my day-to-day so I'm willing to bet that will be the case here. >if you have questions someone here will probably answer them somewhat seriouslyMaybe, but then maybe not. Apparently some people on here jack off to certain types of posts and I was too socially inept to realize it until it came up in conversation. I think it's weird that someone might gooning to parts of my life, so I'm trying to opt out.
>>35523556i don’t know, never tried this
>>35523237its shalloalo ive posted it here before i don't really use it all all except to occasionly reply to something that appears on my feed. and then i nuke the whole set of replies like once a month since nobody follow me.
why are gays like this?
>>35523615it might be uncomfortable at first, but it might be fun to get your ass eaten out while 'restricted', not that i have any experience with that..
>>35523363Having kinks is normal, I just repress the desire to tell people about them unless we are cool like that
>>35523658damn can’t find him
>>35523658i can't find the tankanon
>>35523658WHERE ARE THE TOPS
>>35523658you're like that, we're not like you
i’ll never be a good person
>>35523658bruh i have zero friends what makes you think i attend orgies
I hope to get a BMI lower than 18 by Christmas
>>35523801Cardio if you don't really want to be muscular. Sex counts...
>>35523801you wont. fatfuck.
>>35523363ive jerked it to lots of weird porn (especially 2d) but dont really feel the urge to do anything crazy in real life. or at least not anything more out there than rough stuff like being slapped or spat on.
>>35523704i feel bad for that guy on the lonely guy jerking off alone on the left
Lmao the cigarette made my sore throat feel way better actually. The FDA are such fucking liars.
>>35523838what do you smoke?
>>35523845cock
>>35523838it's the quitting that causes all the issues to surface
need him
the really catty gay is here right now, I dislike the thread when he’s here
>>35523895he's a bottom for Tonraq/ Mako tho
>>35523895But does he need you?
>>35523845Spirit blacks. Only like 2 or 3 a week though, hate smelling bad.>>35523658Lol, that couch is like 5k, gays are so ridiculous. (I hate that I even know that)
35523903<<meds
>>35523903Worse, it's a 50 year old ftm.
i hate EVERYTHING
>>35523909the couch is photoshopped in
>>35518805no, would, would, maybe, maybe yes, maybe, no
why are tops like this?
>>35523903We need the doggy gay to scare him off.
what kind of protein did you eat today?srs
>>35523961Looks like his ex left a good impression if he still moans about it half a decade later.
>>35523961>19>36
>>35523961whats the problem here
>>35523837>the lonely guy jerking off alone on the leftMe. In all seriousness if I was somehow caught up in an orgy I'd probably enter a fugue state in the corner or on the floor. >>35523838>>35523881I've been kind of wanting to smoke lately. I haven't touched a cigarette in nearly 4 years, though. Every now and then I'll want one if I'm stressed, but most of the time I'm fine. >>35523909I'd always stand downwind if I could and wash my hands well after coming in from smoking. I hated it too.
>>35523982chicken and dairy
>>35523982breakfast burrito around 2pm. Protein powder and rice + beef tips for dinner post workout.
>>35523961Gays take this masc shit very seriously.
>>35523961freshieanon teas
>>35523982I ate 1.5 pounds of chicken and 4 egg rolls today.
>>35523838I've been back on the nic for like a month because of nicotine pouches and I can confirm that it's good for you but I also have smoked like a pack of cigs in a night before which is definitely not and will give you a worse hangover than the alcohol
>>35523982A miso salmon bowl with vegetables and rice I got from this place near me. I'm trying to stop living off a single cup of instant noodles a day.
Ignore the early pedophilia edition below
>>35524042OCD-coded post
>>35523903>>35523917who are you talking about?
>>35523950I think you're right, that makes it even worse lol>>35523994Don't start again unless you also have the weird ability to strictly limit your consumption. It's not actually cool, I do it as a form of self harm.>>35524029Yeah nicotine itself has a lot of the same benefits as caffeine, they're pretty closely related.
nyew >>35524107nyew >>35524107nyew >>35524107
>>35524091Yea I think I'm just going to use it to self medicate whatever attention disorder I have instead of adderall
