>be me>25 year old closet fag>live in small rural conservative town, so bad idea to be openly gay>living with dad because apartment got condemned due to foundation issues>unpacking my stuff and find the little pill syringe I use to give my cat medicine>toss it on my desk and forget about it>dad found it ask what it is>completely forgotten I left it on my desk "oh that's a thing to help give cats pills and stuff">he starts laughing "oh I thought it was a tube to a fucking douche">I chuckle nervously "oh, uh why would I have a douche tube, it's a pill thing for cats">he laughs more "it's alright son, I wouldn't care if it was">brain locks on me and idk what to say just kinda nod and say alright I always thought my dad would flip shit and disown me if he found out I was gay. He's a hard-core conservative and old fashioned af. So uh what do I do now?
sex with your dad sex with your father
>>35538658firstly why does having a douche as a man confirm that youre gay? dad probably has no idea
>>35538540You don't need to do anything. Be happy your dad won't blow your brains out if you bring home a boyfriend, I guess.
he knows ur the bottom
>>35538719I'm surprised he's supposedly fine with it
>>35538540is it possible he thought you had some medical problem requiring an enema?>>35538674I’m a girl but I did it once for constipating and zero times for sex
Fuck your daddy
>>35538748Idk he has kinda hinted at knowing I was gay before
>>35538781well the hiding it might be a little silly but it hardly matters unless you’re going to start being guys back to your dad’s place
>>35538540conservative doesn’t mean they hate lgbt, i live in a mostly conservative place, people are fine with me they just don’t like mass migration
