>>35543775
>>35548011There's a guy who does underwear expert commercials that likes Taylor swift. I think we know what to take from that ...
>>35548012But kissing is gay.
>>35548032not if you do it ironically
>>35548012Twinks should be raped
>>35547966Really hope this is just a larp to get a rise out of people. You're going to give him an std one day if you keep going like this and even if you don't you're still being an evil fuck.
>>35548047agree
white monster is gross
>>35548032what if we're just /practicing/ for when we get our own girlfriends? bro you don't wanna look like a chump do you?
Why do tops smell so damn bad?
>>35548075
>>35548108I literally tricked a guy into making out with me this way in middle school lmao
>>35548029literally me
>>35548028Swifters can't afford clothes...
It's the sound, the hip and hip and now when I hip youHip you hound
>>35548148I like hip-hop and r-n-b.
>>35548168Great, now get down or get tied up and twound, let me twist you
>>35548281Ya shyer, sh-shy how can I get you, get you out?
>>35548012>skin on skin contact
>>35548290...I can't forget you, get you now.
>>35548301https://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ?si=eaQ0PfcviBwZDu62
>>35548147sorry, spent all my money gambling again
Thoughts on Jojo Siwa?
>>35548429who is this faggot
>>35548429gross
>>35548080it's for boomers and ana girls. cigarettes too
semi-gay, maybe a little bit fem. hope it's not a problem
>>35548429gene simmons eddie izzard lovechild
>>35548450>ana girlswe drink black coffee than you very much
how do i talk to a cute bartender twink who's obviously gay
Feeling frisky, might have an Irish coffee later.
>>35548505>hi>do you like dudes?>i too like dudes. in fact i find you attractive. would you like to exchange favors and fuck in the bathroom stall?
>>35548505Open your wallet if you want him to spread his legs.
i want a bf who likes watching anime and cuddling.
>>35548512that's disgusting
>>35548512that's hot
>>35548587What's that big boy, afraid of BBTC?
>>35548567i want a boyfriend that watches espn and can princess carry me
going out to eat for dinner, but it's not a date
>>35548567Most guys with some immaturity in them find anime amusing, in my experience.
>>35548622what're you a lesbian?
>>35548622dinner == eating his ass out
>>35548635i'm hungry, we dont have to dress up or anything, it's only for food
>>35548512> fuck in the bathroom stall?Men don't have to be gay to be in the same stall. The other day there were two dudes in a stall next where I was with one taking a dump and the other rapping to some beat. Probably both high off their nuts.
>>35548640It's so annoying to date autists like you.
>>35548637... so what, you're just gunna like socialize with him?
>>35548663i don't date scrubs so don't wry
i’m a homewrecker, i have destroyed over 6 marriages and 5 relationships. the amount of “straight” husbands fucking another guy behind their wives backs is ridiculous. i’m starting to think that most men are closeted bisexuals/gays who are pressured into an heterosexual marriage either because they are ashamed or peer pressured. but desu? i dont care. they deserve to be exposed and have their marriages ruined for cheating on their partner and not sticking up for yourself as a MAN before entering into a marriage. fuck them.
>>35548690>i don't dateI know, you just said so.
>>35548567would be nice>>35548690I should rewatch scrubs
>>35548658that's how all my dates go
>>35548703Why are cat posters so evil?
>>35548658
if you can't skate we cant be bfs
>>35548703Evil bitch.
>>35548723don't worry, all cat posters are larpers
>>35548733>suddenly it's piss
>>35548719Hey, wanna go out sometime?
It's that me espresso
>>35548703based if ure a top not based if ure a bottom
gay dom top X bi sub btm
>>35548759no, i hate people. all of them. equally. although i may be able to hide my cold gaze and lead you to believe that we're friendly. i simply am not there. i'm not emotionally available and that wouldn't be fair to you.
Third person ITT to post armpits gets a boyfriend
AUghhhg!
>>35548703I only ever hooked up with one married father in a hotel he was staying in and casually talked about his marriage and kids like its nothing lol
The brain rot got me.I was at work and was talking to another person about the issue they were having and I thought this fucker is cute and kept smiling at him. What the fuck. I’ve never been attracted to a dude before. Just a normal dude. I need to fuckin do something
>35548793not reading your sob story. get a life faggot.
>>35548821why the fuck do they do this? I told a guy where to buy anime merch for his daughter
>>35548826You should get some psyllium husk and be ready for him. ;)
>>35548839slut
I will crawl up your ass if you look like picrel.
>>35548839What was your rec?
i'm not a sissy, i'm a guy
>>35548012i wish i was the bottom...
>>35548839I’m not judging them lol just thought it was funny
luv luv oh-ohluv luv yea-yea
>>35548793I've been there. Hope you're available this weekend.
how do i become gay
>>35548892I told him about the usual websites, but he wanted something in-person, so I told him about a local place
need bf to love and do the sex with
>>35548969Take the feat "Born This Way" and level the Gay class on next level up.
uwu
>>35548969
>>35548977intimacy. between two males..
so i put my hands up theyre playin my song the butterflies fly away bobbin my head like yeah movin my hips like yeah
>>35548996The girl version of you kind of looks like miley
i can only take so much faggotry in one day
ooh there ain't no other way>>35548969stick with women fag
Would you go to this gay meetup?Have you gone to a gay meetup
>>35549008Rude tbqh she looks awful
>>35549017What the fuck happened to her
>>35549008what does the girl version of you look like>>35549017queen
>>35548800Not going to get one so I'll go first.
>>35549033
>>35549031>what does the girl version of you look likemy sister
>>35548947i just take care of it myself nowadays. it's less work.
i got done everything i wanted to get done todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evJ6gX1lp2o&list=RDevJ6gX1lp2o&start_radio=1
>>35549089enough talk, get back to the kitchen
>>35549089One of the best feelings you can have. I wish I felt it more often, I need to work on my discipline and consistency with things. Would be awesome if I never had to sleep. I get weird bouts of motivation at night. I'd get so much more done.
>>35549101i already ate today>>35549124i drank beer before bed last night which made me wake up this morning at like 5:30 and i just got down to business
would you let me pound you if i was a worm?
>>35549144>tfw no pinworm bf
>>35548108>>35548301>>35548450>>35548703>>35548723>>35548750>>35548790>>35548838>>35548887>>35548909>>35548953>>35548969>>35549008>>35549014>>35549017>>35549044>>35549144>>35549203
i lost one my models and its going to bother me a lot
one of
on have
>>35549243>>35549260Have you ever shoved one of your warhammer toys up your bum?
>>35549282
Shallo waking up shoeless in Manhattan and he has to take the subway barefoot.
>>35549322take the subway where i don't live on that side of the country
Voidraven Bomber in my anus
Would gay guys be okay with a guy that takes estrogen, got facial femnization surgery and got their boobs removed? I really don't feel like I can make it as a tranny and don't hate going through life as a guy too much
>>35549357for the last time NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nthdVGc9nk
>>35549014These bitches be too fierce
>>35549358booba
>>35549332The wet cement drive him wild.
>>35549014Wouldnt be able to stop myself from committing a hate crime
>>35549410same desu
>>35549322One time I had to take the subway beltless with my sweatpants falling down to my knees in Boston. Had to hold them at the waist. A hot bitch took up a stand right across from me. Could tell she wanted that D.
Shallo lives in Inland Empire
>>35549438the hot bitch:
>>35549444shallo lives in bat country
Shallo is addicted to eating beans.
>>35549480> Beans in sperm
>>35549498It's called mexican semen.
Haha imagine falling asleep on your boyfriend's chest that would be so ridiculous and vulgar haha... hah...a...
refried cum
>>35549505t. top who likes to be the small spoon
having sex with with the batman through inlandempire.craigslist.org
>>35549533Make a sniffies profile already, sloot.
>>35549505haha imagine him running his fingers through your hair while you listen to his soft breaths haha
imagine getting poz'd on the first date
>>35549557that's how real monogamous long term relationshiop start likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYzlVDlE72w
>>35549337How many can you fit up there ?
>>35549544sniffies does not have attractive twinks i can bring home to mom ill pass
>>35549505Imagine if your boyfriend was a large African American man named T-Dog who wore a leather jacket
Shallo's mother forcing the "twink" to pass the fart test
The Mom Jabbar
His mortgage rate's high but his vibe's low
>>35549708bad credit and vibes? that's a keeper
unnerving that my detractors are getting smarter. rather than calling me a "tranibo" and all these insults i dont understand they call my scale miniatures "warhammer toys". ok i like to paint historical figures too and they are not toys they are highly detailed metal cast wargaming miniatures and i like to paint them with acrylic paints ffs they arent toys or dolls
>when his IQ room temperature
>>35549746Haribo, why do you play with dolls? I will send you a Barbie for your birfday.
>>35549033Cute pitsCute navelCute tummy That’s three cutes
>>35549033hi
Haribo finally snapping and becoming a top.
>>35549758i dont play with dolls they are miniatures and i dont PLAY with them i like to build and then paint them and then play with them ok yo
haribo was always the hung dom top
haribo has the swingingest hog in all of gg let that sink in (hole)
>>35549737We here only pay cash money for everything. Mortgage? What is this? America? I will bring a case of greenbacks to buy me a house in Miami. My checks don't bounce, but I only pay cash.
He's a gay male and he'll go the extra milefor a cheeky nandos on a Saturday
>>35549033Why do you shave your armpit hair? I saw you waxed your happy trail once too. What the hell.
His car's out the deal but he's keeping it realHe just wants to find love before his soul grows cold
>>35549806i still dont understand what "cheeky nandos" means and at this point im afraid to ask
>>35549833I googled for a second. It's something South African. Food related.
>>35549818dysphoria
>>35548012Men, would you date an hrt twink? I'm 1 year hrt and something of a Hon. I have neat no muscle and my penis borderline doesn't work. I don't consider myself a woman, and I don't consider myself a man either. I'm not a theymab either. Im some kind of uncomfortable in between, but my body is unquestionably male. Maybe I wouldn't have trooned if I'd actually dated the guys I liked growing up. As gay men, would you date someone like me? Considering detrooning. Sorry if offensive
I get the bag I keep the bag I give the rest to my mama I'm a real bad man
>>35549846There are plenty of femboy and twink lovers out there. HRT probably makes you even more of what they seek.
>>35549840>It's something South African.oh sweetie
>>35549846>Men, would you dateno>an hrt twinkno>I have neat no muscleok>my penis borderline doesn't workno>I don't consider myself a man eitherno>Maybe I wouldn't have trooned if I'd actually dated the guys I liked growing upmaybe>As gay men, would you date someone like me?no>Considering detrooningyesOverall, no , Basti.
>>35549846for the last time NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I for one was disappointed in the skunk cameo in yesterdays episode of Gaygen. It felt forced and it didn't add to the story. There was no character growth, no arc. Just a re-hash of a worn out character and same played-out themes. Sort of like every Leonard Nimoy appearance.I feel the character should be written off before the writing gets worse and as a stand alone episode, remain as an extra feature on the Blu-ray release, but not included in the series.
>>35549818Yeah I usually shave my chest totally smooth too. I'm not an animal. The act of subduing the body and practicing good hygiene is important.>>35549765Hi :3>>35549760Hat trick, nice
>>35549927>I feel the character should be written off before the writing gets worsehe can be redeemed by posting hole
>>35549867he's so cute
>>35549913What does basti mean>>35549917Ok thanks both of youI guess you see this post alotOk thanks
I was getting some food from a cafe and asked for sauce, and the gen z waitress said it costs extra, then asked if my dad would pay for it?? Im in my late 20s and was alone. Literally wtf did she even mean by that lel i am so puzzled
If Shallo were a spice, he would be flour
>>35549980the real problem is the psychological confusion. i wouldnt feel comfortable getting into that situation because i dont know what direction youre going or how to help with your identity issues
>>35549987>Lamo
>>35549987that's not a spice -__-
>>35549987im gonna go buy 2 bud ices for 5 dollars because of this post
friday night and no fat fem to fuck what am i doing with my life
>>35549983I once opened to door to someone ringing the bell and it was some salesperson who just looked at me for a few seconds then asked me if my parents were home. I don't even look especially young. maybe she thought I was retarded.
im all greasy and i look like shit and i barely even dressed today but im not about to take a shower to buy cheap beer at the store
>>35550006Leaving shit streaks in your XXL hanes cotton briefs.
>>35549983After a little more thought, i was wearing loafers and slacks, so maybe it was like a rich dad joke? Sorry for blogposting but it was just so confusing
>>35550006>fat femjust fuck yourself lmao
>>35550012hot
>>35549987Yeah but flour is incredibly useful. How am I supposed to make a roux or bake anything without flour? This is a major compliment and also proof that you can't cook for shit.
>>35548012BBC radio had a little segment about Pet Shop Boys today
>>35550012Are you not gonna dress up for the guy behind the counter?
>>35550016She smelled your bottom vibes and thought you had a sugar daddy
>>35550021you don't have to whiteknight that hard babe, shallo is a grown man
>>35550027have the time its like a 60 year old woman
>>35548012they look like brothers and that's hot
berb
>>35550007if you live in a detached house they probably just werent used to opening the door to see twentysomethings>>35550028lel
>>35549863I don't really want to be a "femboy" because I don't want to be serialized. I just want to have an asexual relationship w a man and idk about my issues otherwise. If I was dating a bipedo or a repper I think I'd command kms
>>35549988This.>>35549846Maybe I could if your goal is to be or present male again, but you'd have to unequivocally assure that it's what you're going for.
>>35550029I posted it more to insult than to defend (and also to be a smartass and show that I know what a roux is. I think I'm going to make one tomorrow for a lemon caper sauce.)
sex between brothers is ______
>>35549988Wow, that's really nice. Thanks for the candidacy. I hope you have a nice day
>>35550048What is wrong with them? What's great about the bitch ass hoes on here?
>>35550062pure and good
>>35550037hmm, date your brother?>>35550062rare
>>35550053If I did present male for the foreseeable future and stay on estrogen?
>>35550016Glad to hear at least some of us are dressing nicely.
>>35549962But its old hole. This is what I mean. Its the same cliches. The character doesn't even make sense. Going on ten seasons and they never learn? Its not even believable.Old, old, withered hole.
>>35550068Femboys are commonly seen as sex objects and little more than a fetish.Gay guys are attracted to men, as opposed to (I imagine) most bi dudes, who ate attracted to women and underdeveloped boys
>>35550088Don't talk about my old boy shallo like that.
Apparently I'm the only one that finds these Florida twins hot af. Pure beast mode.
>>35550120>face tattoos2menthol4me
blerb
>>35550043>>35550135get a room
>>35550120Why on earth would you get so many tattoos
>>35550149Let the lesbians explore their sexuality, bigot!
>>35550077I think you can do that, just be long hair finasteride man. Drop the e if you're planning on detransitioning.
Sims: The Urbz
>>35550169I will consider it. Thx u
>>35550181i played that a lot on gamecube the coop was pretty fun
>>35550158Part of their charm is having no fucks to give. They are surprisingly down to earth and gentle guys. They seem to have an instinct to flaunt superficiality. Its that weird media genius some people have of getting the people who claim to hate them make them a fortune.
>>35550181peak 00s trash vibes
>>35550208why would somebody want to fuck his brother tho?
>>35550190my mom wouldnt buy it for me and that trip to the game store i got starsky and hutch which was a shitty crazy taxi clone.
I ate a mango and I think it was bad :s
>>35550263*audible gasp* Give me your gay card back, faggot.
>>35550126I think they can look good even like this if the person has some basic looks to start with. Not going to work on a lot of people though. Almost always works on latinos though.
>>35550243play it now
>>35550276nah its too late i wouldnt enjoy it now. i just accept that some things you miss.
Need a grower bf.
>>35550293have u tried alcohol
ok time to give myself a haircut before my now postponed til sunday date
exposing shallo as a wine mom
>>35550242I don't know if they actually do or not, but I do know they play it up for views, which is sort of their genius of confronting people who declare them to be horrible yet keep coming back for their content.The one with the cross between the eyes claims to be bi or gay or something but they both mess around with guys on occasion but mostly girls. As for each other, they mostly just kiss, wave their dicks around each other and let other peoples imagination rack up views.One of their mindfuck gifts is somehow sincerely believing whatever they say and completely forgetting it moments later. If they were educated, they would make fierce politicians.
>>35550360reminds me of house sitting twink arc where i drank nothing but wine and ate french bread with truffle balsamic
>>35550373>but mostly girlswest has fallen
>>35550460lolThey seem like nice people though in that Florida himbo sort of way
>>35550385Less house sitting and more dick sitting imo
>>35550541i did that too
I went to shallo's homeland for a renaissance festival and it was terrible
thin privlidge
I'm too old to be staying up late.
>>35550657That's enough calories for two days. Worth it if it means I'm drinking it during a date with a qt.
These two are a riothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64rEytRVjYUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSgexEFyNQk
>>35550681i put half coffee in mine im not gonna drink it all but im participating in whats happening in this kitchen
>>35550657
>try to find the item check sex scene for the character I wanted to take my butt virginity>come to realize it's locked behind story progression and I will have to turn down MULTIPLE chances for sex to get to itgreat, he's a loyalty check and I play these games to be a slut, dammit
>>35550657I want to devour the rest of that steak. Fuck it, I'm making ribeye this weekend.
>>35550727its a pile of shmoked shmeats
>>35550724in english doc
>>35550737I think it's furry VN anon lamenting that he has to stop sucking everyone's dick in order to have sex with one guy in particular.
>>35550733Drooling. Salivating even.
>>35550737the VN I'm playing actually has some fucking gameplay, and there's certain items you can purchase to trigger a sex scene with presumably one of three guys but I only have access to two atmthe third one is of course the one I want to bottom for first as I've already sucked his dick, but his item has to be story-gated because I can't find it>>35550747you understand me :)but I'm just particular about the virginity after party scene
>>35550733It looks like some prime rib!
I know 3 non-binary people who wear a covid mask every single day. What a time to be alive. What a world what a culture. I’ve been hitting those nicotine pouches. But is a nice little buzz worth the eventual mouth cancer? I think so.
>>35550846I read your name wrong at first :(
>>35550846My favorite thing to do at work is to get the pronouns of a nonbinary coworker wrong and watch her get sad and about to cry.
new justice album is good
>>35550868aw hellz yeah big the cat>>35550873I don’t like to hurt other people’s feelings, even if they are kinda ridiculous
>>35550937Looking good Horror!
>>35550962What brand of mental illness is this?
>>35550949i dont see it
>>35550962Humiliation. It only really works with straight men though. Those two are probably just both gays larping. Humiliation for another gay is just sad.
>>35550962 Looking good Horror!
>>35550989arr yt people rook same
did you do any sports growing up or are you a bunch of nancyboys
>>35551077Tennis... which I would vehemently deny was gay...
>>35551077Nancyboy here (top)
>>35548977need cute twink bf to love and do the sex with>t. cute twink
>>35551077played a bit of rugby in college. wasn't very good at it but it was fun.
>>35549357if you resemble a cute twink i think we can work something out
>>35551077Weird, it didn't send. Anyway, I did kayaking and rugby.
>>35551077I was in the academic decathlon sis.
>>35551077Baseball, football and basketball, and later got into boxing. I was a total jock in high school, everything was sports for me.
>>35551077yes i was boy number 3 of course i played sports
>>35551171t. nancyboy
>>35551077Tennis and viola
>>35551171NEEEERD
why... why must you try to lock me into a choice? I want to be free...
>>35551255it's ok to be vers anon
another successful edate streaming show over discord
Do you wish mpreg was real?
>>35551512I'm VERY torn on this topicbut yes I do
>>35551512I do want to have kids some day some how. But the idea troubles me because i dont think kids can develop properly without a mother.
Random little anxiety attack because my adrenal system is fucked up, then I start to get even more panicky because I live alone and I start thinking about how no one would be there to call 911 for me if I have a heart attack or something. I fucking hate this it's so scary. I don't want to be alone anymore.
Why do white people age like shit? Lol. It’s funny seeing them all wrinkled and bald by the age of 25.
>>35551540it takes a village to raise a child anyways
>>35551512no. pregnancy is revolting. I can only handle it from a distance.
>>35551512It'd be nice I guess.
i NEED a frenchman or aussiethey're so fucking hot
>>35551555literally me
>>35551745
how do I lose my virginity
moth flew in my mouth
me and who
I'm so fucking embarrassing
>>35551872me on the left
>>35551872who draws this shit lmao
>>35551846I feel like it's easier today than ever before?
>>35551872sloppy kisses are kinda hit in porn but irl its like calm down and get this shit off my face
>>35551846literally just download Grindr
>>35551952that's so scary :(
Shallo probably poops yellow.
>>35551077Swimming aka looking at butt cracks
It is good to fuck women from Hallmark Movies.
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