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QOTT:
1. Do you like learning? Tell us something cool you've learned recently
2. Do you have any special interests/stuff you're really nerdy about?

Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads.

Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi

Old threat:
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good......night................
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>>35654338
gnite cutie
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>>35654257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VabYukjVRRI

Reminder that your girlfriend will never be as powerful or as beautiful as Motifa.
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>>35654338
good night boomer-chan
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>>35652074
acquaintance is about right. but it sounds like she was stalking my socials if you didn't know we were moots and she said that.
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>>35657028
Fucking phone, ugh

>1. Do you like learning? Tell us something cool you've learned recently
It's okay. I have 4 degrees in total and there will be no more. Nothing recent is coming to mind
>2. Do you have any special interests/stuff you're really nerdy about?
The 4chan standard: vidya and animu. I also enjoy drag performances, preferably live and in person but tv is also fine as long as it's not Drag Race

I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch
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>>35657089
"Not a real job" degrees that the university paid me to get. I have no student debt or regret about my decisions
>Where is the entertainment in drag?
Like all things it's not for everyone. I enjoy the performances, the alcohol, and the atmosphere. I get to hear new (to me) music that mostly sucks and support local homo spaces. Where else would I be approached by a woman, asked what I'm doing after the show, and confidently say, "I'm going home?" My wife brings that up a lot to call me an idiot
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Are women with small breasts also unfit for sex? Do they deserve to get cucked?
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>>35657858
As well as anyone else at the performance? We don't exactly hang out after the show or anything
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I don't get an energy boost from caffeine. Coffee and pic related does nothing for me. Is there something wrong?
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>>35658336
Lucky you. I have to limit my coffee intake or I get the caffeine jitters.
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>>35658336
Caffeine is metabolized by the liver. Either you take something that strenuous to your liver, keeping it active, or you drink too much caffeine.
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>>35658336
Is what I've been sipping on lately. I still prefer my venom's though, they're $1
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A lesbian couple sat across me on the train today. They were super cute and flirty with each other the whole time and even kissed, it was like right out of a yuri manga. I felt blessed desu. Do you see sapphic couples in public often?
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>>35660352
I think I've seen some. Its hard to tell sometimes unless they doing PDA. I did see a dyke today though. Fat with short hair and glasses, she just has to be a lesbian.
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>>35660352
i live in a conservative country but i just know when i see one despite them not doing any PDA
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Went out today and saw a brown goddess with the most average looking white guy ever. Then saw another pretty girl with an average looking dude. Why do so many women date men who are less attractive than they are?
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>>35658336
I have heart palpitations and get sleepy sometimes when I consume caffeine and get that normal energy other times. My sister says that’s a symptom of adhd but I’m 23 so there’s no reason to acknowledge any more issues I might have kek
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>>35661176
Some people are just naturally attracted to uglies. I’m >>35650409 from last thread btw girls like me literally keep the world functioning
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>>35660352
>sapphic

moid alert
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>>35660352
>out of yuri manga

tranny alert
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Nigga I'm a lesbian, pussy eating veteran
These niggas here is lame as fuck
These niggas don't know how to fuck
Fuck nigga, you ain't got the swag
You ain't even got no bitches bruh
Put that nigga in a body bag
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>>35663079
facts nigga
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is CIS V still around I love her
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Who drunk here?
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>>35663931
not me i don't day drink atm
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thread is dead as fucking rocks
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>>35665140
it's Sunday
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>>35665319
oh, is everyone repenting their homosexuality or something?
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>>35665634
Most of us have lives anon. Maybe women are just have healthier social lives than men, we go better things to do than stay in a thread 24/7
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>>35658336
i only get a small boost. maybe it's because of my add.
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>>35665731
nigger you're mad for what?
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>>35665634
like anon said, this gen is usually dead on the weekend because it's filled to the brim with FILTHY NORMIES

>>35663838
she was killed by a dog she tried molest sorry
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White women sisters, what can be done about us getting horribly mogged by east asian girls?! Someone has to stop them from making us look terrible like this!!
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>>35666219
no. no no. when you get to a certain level of fame, bad hairstyles shouldn't be allowed. how does that shit happen, someone got paid to do that
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I would heem the trannyjanny who keep deleting my posts and wear his/hims face skin as a leather mask.
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Are you watching the hottest new yuri show?
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>>35666400
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>>35666395
>>35666400
>>35666405
Pedo tranny.
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>>35666421
Joke's on you. They're supposed to be 17. Also, I'm bi and cis.
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Ever since the knife idea, i have been thinking about cutting off parts of my pussy or something since i now think it was the real source of all the perversion and vileness. Only needs selflessness to do but im too much of a coward to end to this terror towards both myself and other women
>>35666210
>>35666219 honestly i think it may be that the plastic surgery western celebrities get done is super exaggerated and obvious in many cases but can't think about more reasons
>>35666453 well their facial proportions make them look like they're preteens lol
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>>35666210
at least there is some variety amongst white women. asians are boring sheeple. they all look the same and idk why it's racist to say that.
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>>35666453
>Also, I'm bi
Tranny.
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>>35666644
>>Also, I'm bi
>Tranny.
>Cis
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>>35666374
why are you brown?
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>>35666796
She's Russian and they are known to have a swarthy complexion.
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>>35666820
>Ireland blue
Absolute swarth.
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>>35666841
Only the Anglo-Saxon part of Ireland is blue, the ethnically Irish part is swarthy.
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>>35666820
that retarded meme again
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>>35666859
It's all ethnically Irish, the tip is just politically Angloid.
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>>35666862
Benjamin Franklin based his view of race on facts and logic, not just mere opinion.
Not only is his work on race not a "retarded meme" but it should have remained the US policy on who we let immigrate into our great nation.
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>>35666889
Ulster was majority Ulster Scots until the potato famine in 1850.
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>>35666891
Important inventor, too.
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>>35666916
"Ulster scots" are Irish, retard. The small island was all celts, the big island had some celts in the north. Anglo-Saxons lived in the south, where the Romans withdrew and abandoned.
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>>35666918
>Again Benjamin, they cry until mine own tongue wither in agony
What a humble brag
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>>35666928
The only Scottish that are Celtic are the highlanders and they have been near extinct in the country since the clearances.
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>>35666976
>>35666966
Ben Franklin wrote that before the clearances or the famines, Anon. Keep the context in mind.
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>>35666976
>Do Americans really believe Benjamin Franklin invented cunnilingus?
Puritans, maybe. The aristocrats had ties to Europe and our degeneracy.
Early USA was a plantation and Benny was master, not a serf. He knew.
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>>35666983
I know that anon, individual ethnicities are actually really hard to distinguish because of mixing but we cling to these poorly defined things anyway.
Kinda like how Latin Americans are always sperging out about hating White people despite being more European than native.

>>35666984
That was my point anon.
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>>35666976
Benjamin is known for being a bullshit artist and playboy. It's about as likely as capturing lighting in a bottle with a key and kite
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>>35666395
>>35666400
>>35666405
>>35666453
Not watching this unless the girls actually kiss and are gay. The “uwu we’re both girls” shit thoroughly put me off of yuri anime as a teenager (some of the mangas are good tho)
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>>35666862
>meme
Never heard of WASPs?
They used to be a big deal in Murrica.
HP Lovecraft was part of it until he had a mental breakdown because his grandma was Welsh (whom he hated even more than blacks)
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>>35666976
Where they could establish their values and come back to haunt us now.
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>you will be my gf
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>>35667533
Never read that one. Is it good?
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Claim your actressfu
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How do you stop a girl from cheating on you? Three time cheated and I’m fucking done with women honestly. Very strongly considering going after an ugly rich man (I live in CA and theres a ton of Asian techbros like this) and use him as a beard.
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>>35668010
For me it's Cailee
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>>35667603
My culture is not your costume
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>>35659742
>>35658336
this shit should be banned because of its foul taste
>>35667532
i know wasps but the meme is retarded because Scandinavians are ultra white
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>>35668268
>Scandinavians are ultra white
but sadly Protestants, which makes them basically Celts or Poles.
Also Anglo-Saxons used to have troubles with them in the past when they called themselves Vikings
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>>35668226
that fucking smile
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>>35668010
I think Ella is cute, definitely my favorite modern actress
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>>35668064
>Women cheat so settle for a man
No mentally and physically healthy heterosexual man is going to willingly be with you if you won’t fuck him regularly and like it (or pretend to). Sex is at least like 80% of why people get into relationships to begin with. If ur bishit you should have no problems with this at all but also nobody wants to hear about you dating moids inna lesbo thread. Good luck on your endeavors though
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>>35668010
she looks like an angel here
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>>35668374
Idk. I feel like those technerds are so used to getting no girls they’ll lap up any person who show interest to them. And those same guys have so much trouble finding women to like them they most likely wont cheat either.

Meanwhile it’s so easy for women to get laid. Even my recent ex who was honestly a 3.5/10 facially can manage to fuck someone spontaneously. I’m not that bad looking desu and if I went straight I can probably find a relationship that is actually loyal. Fuck being lesbian, I want real fucking love ffs.
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>>35668674
Enjoy your heterosexual escapades anon, dating men as a woman has got to be the easiest shit imaginable if you can stomach it. You will find that what keeps your moid from cheating is whether or not you put out though. A gf who isn’t attracted to you and refuses to have sex won’t keep anyone loyal long term, so maybe try to conjure up a level of bisexuality within yourself beforehand. Once more, good luck and go away
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>so used to getting no girls they’ll lap up any person who show interest to them. And those same girls have so much trouble finding women to like them they most likely wont cheat either
literally me..
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>>35667603
Hypnosis isn’t necessary anon all you have to do is be female and not a whale and I will love you, promise
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>>35666542
>well their facial proportions make them look like they're preteens
Yeah, they sure are drawn to look young. Had to go back and double check their ages. Hebes are getting so popular that even jk girls have to look like middle schoolers in anime, I guess.
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>concerts
>tinnitus-inducing, super loud music
>have to be in a huge crowd
>the experience gets monotonous after 5 minutes
>takai
Live music is such a massive meme. How do normies enjoy this? Do you have to be extremely extroverted or on drugs to get it?
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>>35669088
I will never get Japanese fascination with belts at the least practical locations.
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>>35669088
Imo the worst is when they're drawn to look 12 but at the same time have like F cups lol pick a struggle
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>>35669151
>Do you have to be extremely extroverted or on drugs to get it?
Yes kind of. I’m neet but I still have somewhat of a social life and there isn’t a single concert I’ve gone to where I wasn’t at least slightly drunk. It’s more fun if it’s a standing venue so you can dance and headbang and stuff. If you’re sober and too shy to move your body it would be boring
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>>35668674
stop going for shitty women anon. the problem isn’t women, its the women you date.
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>>35669151
the whole point of concerts is so you can get extremely drunk or high and party yes
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>>35669151
>concerts
literally my favorite thing
>tinnitus-inducing, super loud music
loud music is wonderful when it's music that you love
>have to be in a huge crowd
ga is a mixed bag of mostly negatives, seated is the way. type of genre/fanbase is also a factor
>the experience gets monotonous after 5 minutes
not if it's music that you love
>takai
yeah and it's only getting worse :(

I am not extroverted in the slightest, you'll have a better time if you're connected to the music/artist. but if you can't enjoy your music loud than sure, not for you

also live music >>>>> loud clubs, I hate clubs, true hellish sensory bombardment
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>>35669232
>>35669586
I dont understand lesbians that get extremely drunk at shady places like concerts/clubs. So many creepy straight men there that can take advantage of you there.
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>>35670104
I bring a friend or a few I can trust with me usually. Can’t let your fear of getting assaulted take the fun out of your minuscule lil existence. Also I never get like stumbling over slurring speech level shitfaced in public because it’s just unpleasant and dangerous at that point
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>>35670362
Hot but the weird faces are offputting
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>>35670362
I like my girls to be a little bit annoying, but they go too far
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>>35658906
never heard that before. does coffee not work on me because i used to be a hardcore alcoholic?
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>>35671012
Some people are just like you, caffeine doesn't impact them, don't know why
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>I padded up from the sunken bed in the forecastle and through into the galley. It smelled of coffee and, on account of our recent refit in Nagasaki, turpentine. As I came up, Tilly returned from some chore on deck, swanning down the narrow teak stairs and onto the banquette opposite the chart table. She was wearing the carnation-colored export kimono I had given her the preceding week and, once she doffed her sun hat, nothing else. She struck a long kitchen match against the galley stove and lit a Cartier cigarette. Shifting, she selected her raggedy copy of Brideshead Revisited from where it lay interloping on my chart rack and began reading. The Japanese had put an almost mirror polish on the teakwood ceiling and as Longreach heeled slightly, the morning sun poured through a downlighter and glittered against it, bathing Tilly in fairy-light. I married her in that moment, everything that followed was a formality.
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>>35669164
Thigh belts are hecking cute and valid.
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Am thinking of taking a trip to the UK as a sex tourist. Is this a good idea?
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>>35672520
u w0t m8?
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>>35672520
i hear oriental women are in hot demand there
are u oriental?
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>>35672520
I’m Black American
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>>35672520
there's no 'sex' or 'love' in the uk
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>>35672762
what does this mean
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>>35672520
Based slag hunter!
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>>35672825
exactly what it says
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I'm sure my mum won't accept my sexuality but it's eating me up inside.
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>>35673891
>my mum won't accept my sexuality
Why? She religious or something?
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>>35673940
Catholic, wants grand kids, wants me to follow the script of life that she did. I lashed out at work today, I really can't take it. I hate how much external validation matters.
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>>35668358
Creepy looking
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>>35674153
This would be the way but she needs someone look after her when she gets old. The culture demands I stay at home. I'm just gonna have to tell her. I'll report back soon.
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>>35674483
Good luck anon. Coming out for me sucked and I knew it would from miles away, but everything gets easier with time, space, and patience.
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>>35673891
>>35674103
>>35674521
Maybe I'm just autistic, retarded, and/or lucky but why are you putting so much pressure on coming out? Like is it not feasible to just show up with someone you love and accept whatever happens?
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>>35654257
Need to eat pussy, sisters. I'm starving.
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>>35674724
Where u at?
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>>35674278
She's a cute, I love big eyes
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>>35672011
ok..?
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>>35674758
why is her skin 5 seperate colours?
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>>35675102
Shadows
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>>35675102
Seems like amateur photo editing where they adjusted the brightness and darkness sliders to hide the blemishes on her skin.
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watching womans boulder final on youtube right now, for any strong women enthusiasts
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Sorry I've been mia gave my niece her bday stuff over the weekend and we've all been wrapped up in that. We all smell like horseshit somehow so I'm forcing everyone to shower, I'd hose them off in the yard if I could get away with it. Grown-ups too! She had a great time, little skittish around the horses but she did fine.
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Getting the laundry done now so I don't have to do it later tomorrow. This is how you enable yourself some lazy time, just do the thing right away so you can get back to do-nuthin!
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>>35675360
nigger have you never seen a shadow in your life kek
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>>35675946
Yeah, shadows + her body is toned, Anyways who's your actressfu anon?
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>>35676006
i think you're a tranny
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>>35676011
I'm not
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You lot are the FUCKING worst. You know who you are. You know what you did. Fuck you guys.

[spoiler]i really miss you. im sorry. come back pls.[/spoiler]
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cute!
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>>35666210
Isn't Anya Taylor Joy Hispanic?
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>>35676570
She is Argentinian but her family is 100% European. Her father was an English banker (living in ARG) and her mother was a Spanish aristocrat.
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i drinka da beer
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Do Eastern European anons look like this?
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>>35676882
>tfw slavic ancestry and i look like this
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>>35676882
me on the right
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>>35676882
i wish i looked like this
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>>35677224
how goes the photosynthesis
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>>35674483
Get a gf/wife and never tell her anything about your love life. That’s how brown dykes do it.
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>think I'm different from other lesbian who consume media even if there is just a side lesbian pairing in the show/movie
>balls deep into yuri ever since Mai-Hime was release
>downloaded all 5 episode of Jellyfish after seeing spoilers
Hmm
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>>35678227
>Why would you surgically attach a foreign object to your body?
decoration. sometimes they look tacky, sometimes they look great.
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>>35678412
some people are boring-looking and objectively benefit from the added edge
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>>35676674
your farts must be godlike
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>>35676674
i drinka da hyoketsu lemon
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>>35672520
consider germany. pros: plenty of bi sluts there. cons: stds off the charts, including the antibiotic resistant strains.
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since you're a bunch of drunks, what are some don don donki japanese alcoholic drinks i need to try when i travel? or even regular drinks
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>>35678732
the blue and silver cans w fruit are popular in AU. also strong zero... idk if they're popular but ppl know of them cus they're like 9%. gets you drunk off one can lol

prob all in that pic would be good desu
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>>35678754
also suntory 196
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>>35678754
>>35678762
i should have added that i'm not a drinker and have only really had like a cocktail on my birthday before
>prob all in that pic would be good desu
i can't buy all of them you silly. who do you think i am, daddy bigbucks
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>>35678582
>>35678732
wait i just noticed these are the same as in the top of the picture
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>>35678841
>i can't buy all of them you silly. who do you think i am, daddy bigbucks
i meant you could pick any and it'd prob be good
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>>35678582
i still drinka da hyoketsu lemon

i am lonely
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>>35679257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHGw78IJryE

i add this to de post
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I haven't been bullying you because you've been doing good, but I want a progress report by the end of this week. That's late Friday, early Saturday, I wanna hear your plans.
>home movie night, I suggest
>there's this dumb aussie zombie movie from 20yrs ago I can recommend
https://youtu.be/QMXN9QMb5vM?si=OBxAFbU3bg49Ly1M
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>>35679870
i actually haven't been doing too good and i have no plans to talk to women this week.

the vid doesn't play either
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>>35675628
Glad she enjoyed, horses can be kinda scary.
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>>35679898
https://youtu.be/oAwtbll9AcU?si=KTxi7E1pjQvSuuKP
https://youtu.be/9UhTPADnEvU?si=stDEwl50F4vyfowW
https://youtu.be/YzL7kgGMvBY?si=12WOWG6yPTg7PTDD
>undead 2003
spoil the plot for you real quick
>contaminated water supply = zambies
>some dingus who is preparing for an Entirely Different end of the the world scenario figures
>fuckin a, shotgun time
>whole comedy of errors
>did I mention this was a thriller comedy? >like a budget Shawn of the Dead with better writers and no gore
>rain is turning people zambies
>suddenly the rapture
>because aliens
>Nudist aliens
>"don't judge me"
>main character girl saves the day
>until shit happens again
Goofy as fuck

Sucks to hear about your bad feels anon, what are you plans for redirecting that negative energy? Is there a project or chore you've been putting off you can take your aggression out on? Something dumb but productive playing in the background?
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>>35672829
>tfw too old to be a nasty drunk girl at cheap spring horse racing festivals
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>>35680038
but you're never too old to be the local baglady!
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Why are russian women like this?
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>>35676882
My eyes and face shape are similar but my lips and nose are smaller.
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>>35679898
I'm just play-bully, you know that? I wanna tease you into at least trying is all. You're worth it.
https://youtu.be/G2e_M06YDyY?si=opfeF3sl7sszbCtl
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>>35678582
>tastier than the most expensive meme wine
>better way to get caffeine into your system than coffee, which you often have to force yourself to finish and can't have with food
I love cola. A shame about the company being so pozzed and anti-white, but oh well. The best things are cheap. Macdonalds food also beats most of what the really expensive restaurants serve.
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Oops. Meant to add pic related.
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What did you accomplish today clg? I have a /v/ thread with almost 500 replies
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>>35680489
i had a coke yesterday (non diet) i'd forgotten how tasty they can be when you're hot and sweaty
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>>35680834
We amerisharts have to swill corn syrup, I treat myself to a thing of glass bottle imported cokes now and then, but I always burn through them too quickly
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>>35681190
glass bottles do hit different
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>>35681280
>hot glue some empties with some Christmas lights or leds or something and do some DIY deco
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>>35678582
does japan have good alcohol? i’m an alcoholic and i like trying stuff from other places
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im back
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>page 7
bumps
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/clg/ has really been dead today
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>>35682489
it's getting sunnier where i am, people are going out more
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>>35682738
same. i was out all weekend
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>>35682489
sorry that’s my fault. i haven’t been pretending to be 14 other people today yet
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>>35682738
can confirm, i've been out all and came back like 20 minutes ago only because i got tired.

going to wait until next month & the pre-period horny to attempt a hookup. ideally, i want to eat her out in a public park but finding a secluded spot is borderline impossible.
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how do you politely tell a pretty girl that she has bad breath?
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>>35682790
>to attempt a hookup.
do you have a specific qt in mind
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>>35682809
offer her a breath mint everytime you interact
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>>35682818
nope, it's going to be a stranger
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>>35682809
stick your tongue down her throat and say “ooo yummy stinky rot mouth flavor”
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i have this brilliant idea: if you support palestinians, you should move to where they live. not in gaza necessarily, any location will do. egypt, etc.
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>>35682892
egypt literally won't let them enter the country
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>>35682962
wow so edgy and cool
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>>35683060
Not her but i don't think that's a particularly edgy opinion.
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>>35683093
true, it's an npc opinion
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>>35683133
i doubt that
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>>35683141
k
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>>35683112
so edgy and so cool wow
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>>35682892
yes, move to where they are and steal their resources. that's a totally brand new idea
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>>35683317
i’m not jewish i just think you’re really cringe
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>>35682892
>if you support blacks, why don't you move to the hood?
you're literally just racist kys
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>>35683381
i just don’t really care
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>>35683381
nta but you have to be extremely fucking stupid to be antisemitic.
>"i hate them jews!!! i want them to die!!!"
>what did they do to you?
>"um the- uhh THE WORLD GOVERNMENT! THE JEWISH AGENDA! IT'S SO SECRET THERE IS NO PROOF! (also i'm jealous because jews are considered smart and successful)"
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>>35682947
egypt has a large palestinian population
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>>35683607
and for some reason they don't want even one more
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>>35683632
hmmm maybe palestinians are too peaceful for them? yeah that must be the reason.
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>>35683572
I wish Jews ran everything bc I would be really rich and could buy a bunch of cars. And I could have anyone I don't like killed.
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>>35683572
>antisemitic
I'm not the woman you're arguing with but i prefer the term "countersemitic" because the jews hated White people long before White hated jews.
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>>35683572
>jews haven't promoted destructive idelogies and policies in the west
Extremely low iq.
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>>35683661
that's like saying I wish white people ran everything bc I would be really rich etc. and that is just not how it works. ain't no trickle down, there will always be a top and a bottom of any group
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>>35683572
I hate all religions and that will never be stupid
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>>35683702
(You) are killing the west, but it's always convenient to blame someone else.
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>>35683758
i said antisemitic lol it's not about religion
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>>35683758
everyone is very obviously talking about people who are ethnically jewish not religiously
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>>35683883
nah it's called antisemitic when shit talking the religion too, it's all too "I'll have my cake and eat it too" for me. same with whether or not they're white people
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>>35683955
anon no. semitic is and has always been a racial term.
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>>35683951
you got a percentage of the difference on that?
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>>35683883
I hate Jews because they follow the evil Jewish religion.
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>>35684044
antisemitism is constantly used in reference even when speaking of people who aren't specifically descended, what are you on about. it's commonly used for both
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i lick vagina :)
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>>35684156
I'VE NEVER DONE THAT >:^(
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>>35683715
there is trickle down, you just aren't involved enough
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>>35683766
Multiculturalism and "diversity" isn't our strength. The only country that needs more of it is israel.
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>>35683766
The leadership of soviet russia was overwhelmingly jewish, and they murdered tens of millions of slavs and ruined that country. They hated the goyim they ruled over, and their rule reflected that. You simping for them and their descendants is pathetic.
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why is making a dating profile so embarrassing. i hate it
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>>35684524
>j-just pull yourself up by the bootstraps
enough
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What's a good Mother's Day gift for my girlfriend who is also a mum? Serious answers only.
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>>35683715
Sure, some will be wealthier than others, and there's nothing wrong with that. Clever and industrious people should get rewarded. There should be incentives in the economic system. But capitalism also improves most everyone's lives. As an example, in the last few decades, it's uplifted hundreds of millions of chinese people from poverty and deprivation to comfy middle class lives. Your socialist platitudes are stupid.
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>>35686213
what does she like? would she like a gift she can keep using like jewelry or or decorations? Or something she just gets to enjoy for a little bit like sweets or makeup?
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>>35686452
She owns a lot of jewelry and skincare products but I'm not knowledgeable enough about either to know what she might like. Is a proper gift in order? Maybe flowers would suffice? I also wanna give her the keys to my new apartment soon, but I won't have them ready before Mother's Day.
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Anyone here a loner because you just don’t relate to anyone around you? I find it annoying when straights want to be friends, wtf do they want?
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>>35686538
you could always just do flowers and chocolates. it’s too bad you can’t have the keys ready that would be such a sweet gift to give
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>>35686576
Lol straights don't even want to be friends with me it's like they smell it on me
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>>35686213
Why do Americans give Mother’s Day presents to people who aren’t their mothers?
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>>35686682
>mum
>American
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>>35686682
it’s for celebrating all the moms in your life not just yours
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>>35686678
Lucky you.
I come across as a bisexual. Only gold stars can read me as a lesbian.
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>>35686714
Oopps, I missed that.
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A Twilight Zone episode where three female astronauts crash-land on an earth-like planet populated solely by women, but then they discover 50% of the women are trannies.
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>>35686757
>Lucky you
This means I can go days without speaking to a woman I'm not sure about that
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>>35687053
That’s great. I don’t like talking to straight women as 90% of their conversations are about men.
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>>35680690
she looks like a genuine 10 here, the tattoos are horrible
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>>35686213
your post prompted me to order a silly printed pillow of the new cat we've got, with meme text on it. mom might not love it but it should get a laugh
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>>35668010
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>>35686576
I have a really terrible time understanding what people want from me when I first meet them. If it's a dude I have my guard up because I think they want something more, and if it's an attractive girl and she's not gay I'm like well fuck there's nothing here for me.
I literally stopped socializing IRL because I've realized it doesn't bring me much joy at all. Taking the lonerpill has been the best thing.
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>>35668010
Adele of course
>>35687754
She looks like my fkn cousin
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Does /clg/ have any exceptions? It's Brando for me
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>>35680327
i know lol. i enjoy the dynamic.
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>>35688505
>Male exception
BISHITS DIE!!! BISHITS DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS!!!
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>>35686576
I can only enjoy friendships with straight people who know I’m a dyke and don’t expect me to not act like one. There really just are straight men who vibe with lesbians for some reason and straight women who won’t expect me to want to talk about guys with them. They’re rare but fun when you find them
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>>35688505
this is a bishit psyop
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>>35689733
second this, i only recently started making guy friends and i guess it's the fact that we're all adults now. they genuinely don't push the dykey shit on me and it's comfortable. but ive realized my friendships with men tend to be less intimate than those with women
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Does anyone here use a Thinkpad? What model and specs do you have?
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>>35689819
>friendships with men tend to be less intimate than those with women
yuh and it sucks.
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>>35689819
>my friendships with men tend to be less intimate than those with women
That’s just how being friends with moids is like. Even they aren’t close with each other like that. Probably why they kill themselves so much
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>>35687924
>If it's a dude I have my guard up
>attractive girl and she's not gay I'm like well fuck there's nothing here for me.

literally me. it's so stupid though. i wish i could just comfortably talk to people without expectations of them.
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That's unironically what I use this thread for
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Would you murder your pregnant wife and two daughters and bury your wife's body in the desert before dumping the corpses of your two daughters in crude oil tanks just to get a piece of this beautiful ass?
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>>35690839
genuine, unironic insanity
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>>35690839
the chicken nuggies made him do it
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>>35690003
>moids kill themselves so much
not enough
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>>35691655
moid suicide psyop when??
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>>35691290
Yeah, most psychiatrists/psychologists frown upon exterminating your entire family.
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>>35691655
>>35691840
Why do you have to be misandrist?
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>>35692383
To hurt your feelings specifically
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>>35692427
Why?
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>>35690839
This case was so strange. No reason he couldn’t just skip town like most unwilling fathers. Killing your own innocent kids for mid pussy and a life sentence is literally insane
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>>35692435
Cause you shouldn’t be posting itt if ur a moid
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>>35692452
Says who?
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>>35692457
me
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I’m a man, I’m not stupid enough to fall for your feminine superstitions. And I don’t give a shit what you want.
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>>35692540
don't care, didn't ask
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>>35692452
As per >>35692547

Don’t care, didn’t ask.
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>>35692581
>Says who?

genuine low IQ retard
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All of you need rape correction
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>>35692597
I asked why you were being misandrist, not why I couldn’t post itt.

Are you able to recognise the order of posts itt or does that escape you?
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>>35692624
moids die god laughs
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>>35692616
Past threads have shown that clg would be in favor of this as long as the rapist is female
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>>35692628
And when females die?
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>>35692624
i'm not the original anon nigger
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>>35692680
>racism
That’s not very progressive of you, what would your fellow feminists think of you?
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>>35686213
ew why do you like women that already got polluted and jizzed inside? fucking revolting you must love eating out the remnants of cum
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>>35686576
i don't keep up with the latest tv shows, but also not with the latest games/anime/whatever, so i don't really relate to nerds or normies
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>>35692664
they are gifted as many virgins as they desire, and unlimited internet access for eternity
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>>35692756
stop making me want to commit sudoku!
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>>35687924
>an attractive girl and she's not gay I'm like well fuck there's nothing here for me
moid mood
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>>35692889
for sudoku puzzlers, instead of virgins it's bisexuals, max of 3. they don't cheat on you but they think about it sometimes. the internet occasionally takes an entire minute to load simple things. not worth it
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>>35693050
damn good thing i don't actually do sudoku because i can't count
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>"bi"shit (never dated a woman before) who friendzoned me shared this on IG

why date men if you hate them? no one is forcing you to have your stomach and ass cheeks glazed by them.

literally what is with this mentality.... fucking sort your life out cunt tf
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>>35693156
also for reference, she voluntarily talked shit about a bunch of guys she's dated. complaining about general man mentality etc.

genuinely no one has a gun to your head...
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>>35693173
makes me SHUDDER to remember myself sobbing in bed over a ran-through, leftist, weed-addict straight girl LARPing as bi...... kek
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>>35693156
You do realize this affects more than dating, right? Although her post is somewhat cringe, that girl must be way smarter than you are.
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>>35693286
>that girl must be way smarter than you are.
your reasoning being?
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>>35693156
>that pic
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>>35693156
>>35693323
>equates telling men to speak up when their buddies are being assholes to hating men
You must be the victim complex retard from gaygen.
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>>35693371
Women don’t speak up when their fellow women are assholes to men, so why should men speak up for women?
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>>35693387
Yep that's him. Ignore and move on.
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>>35693390
> Ignore and move on.
That’s exactly what men do when women complain about their “problems”.
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>>35693371
>gaygen
i'm literally talking about a woman. why tf would i be a gay man kek

>>35693364
she didn't write it dipshit. she's avg. IQ at best ftr.

>>35693390
>>35693387 is not me but ok
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>>35693371
also you missed my point entirely.
>she voluntarily talked shit about a bunch of guys she's dated. complaining about general man mentality etc.

she doesn't like men. we've discussed it. yet she chooses to date them whilst claiming to like women. she could easily rid herself of men yet she doesn't, but still complains.

you don't know what the fuck you're talking about
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>>35693479
>she could easily rid herself of men yet she doesn't,
She's not talking about dating men in that post.
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>>35693517
oh my god how fucking dense are you? this goes beyond the instagram post.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/l5WWsYWhsmo?si=Soo8r-vM6sfZ996s
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>>35693564
In this thread? No.
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>>35693564
>"say something when your grandpa insults women"
>somehow anon makes it about sex
My crystal ball says you want to fuck the bishit but she rejected your advances.
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I'm getting my weekly Del Taco here in a few hours, I'm so fuckin lucky it's on the way to work but I would totally drive out of my way and be twenty minutes late
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>>35693609
i urge you to refer to my follow-up replies.

>she rejected your advances.
your temu crystal ball is wrong. she pursued me but backed out upon realising that if she started dating me she'd just make a mess of my emotions and be too dependant. along with claiming that she thinks relationships with women require more emotional intimacy and communication than she can offer.
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>>35689914
anyone? I am trying to get a new one
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>>35693577
troon
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I would buy or repair a cheaper model from a few years ago, but I got some shitty iBuyPower tower from Walmart that does me just fine. Stream to my phone or my headset if I don't want to sit at the desk.
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>>35693645
I think you're legitimately autistic. It's like I'm watching someone trying to walk through a wall.
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>>35693371
>women never insult or objectify men, behave poorly
>women are all flawless saints
You radfems always stick out like sore thumbs. I don't like how hypocritical you all are.
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>>35693697
You're putting words in my mouth. That's not what I said.
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>>35693722
Come on. You're exactly as I described you. All feminists are. Extreme hypocrisy and narcissism are prerequistes for being a feminist nowadays.
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>>35693748
Post dick.
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https://youtu.be/fTUO6GDk2T0?si=H-RDsOFFHenSXIqc
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>>35693752
>you not liking us means you're le guy
>you're just not allowed to have these opinions as a girl
This shittu againu, eh?
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>>35693692
>making fun of autistic people on 4chan
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>>35693748
Okay then. Post pussy with timestamp. You have 15 minutes.
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>>35693697
i don't like either of you, but that's not what she/shim was even remotely saying, retard
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>>35693778
austists deserve to get bullied desu
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>>35693748
also extreme hypocrisy and narcissism are prerequisites for moids too. it's the fucking human condition. cope.
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>>35693792
It's the premise of all feminist arguments. Anyway, I was referencing her defending that feministoid screed. The writer of it absolutely does hate men.
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>>35693792
it's some spamming trannie, he always replies to unrelated posts to sperg about muh radfems or reposts ragebait into the general.
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>>35693796
>imagine using 4chan and NOT being autistic.
you were born with everything needed to succeed socially and you still wound up here. genuinely shameful. lazy nigger.
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>>35693814
kek Trannies are typically super feminist, so you using me not being a feminist as proof of me being a tranny makes no sense.
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>>35693801
Those words exist for the worst offenders, though. They have everyone else beat.
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Upside-down anon has gone to bed by now, but I want you doing Something other than feeling sorry for yourself. You can be productive and depressed at the same time, c'mon!
>I don't give a fuck if it's a puzzle or sodoku or whatever
show me you did something
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>>35693814
That's him alright.
>fixated on radfems and feminism
>calls people troons and says troons are feminist
>rants about male oppression
>can't into reasoning
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>you dare disagree with me!?
>MAN
>THERE'S A MAN OVER HERE
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>>35693838
>Upside-down anon has gone to bed by now
it's only 9:40 pm. i am here and arguing with morons.
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>>35693853
>YEAH, FOR SURE, XIS
>NO WOMAN WOULD EVER THINK POORLY OF US
>THAT'S A MAN ALRIGHT
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>>35693853
KEK dude you really think people ITT look like that? it's all unbathed troons and 5/10 dykes
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>he starts posting the sjw pic
meltie incoming
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>>35693853
weird nigger
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>>35693846
>fixated on radfems
I mostly talk about all feministoids.
>claims that most troons are feminist
They are, I think.
>rants
Sure.
>can't into reasoning
Untrue.
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>>35693906
>that pic
South korean gender dynamics are coming to the west, aren't they?
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>>35693899
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>>35693923
Feminists have only themselves to blame.
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>>35693958
WTF!!!!! WTF !!!!!!!!!! WTF I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BEARS WERE DANGEROUS??? WTF??!!!!! SURELY THIS CAN NOT BE THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THE MAN VS BEAR QUESTION..........
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>>35693646
what are you going to use it for?
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>>35693877
meltie in progress now
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>>35693958
>showing weakness and fear in front of a bear
Standing her ground and yelling would probably have saved her.
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>>35693987
You're talking about the bear and infograph posting? That's not me. I like it though.
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>>35693860
I'd bet a lot of money on there being several anonettes itt with danger hair.
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>>35694019
the trannies sure. no cis 4chan user looks like that
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>>35693979
> THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THE MAN VS BEAR QUESTION..........
So you’re not being sincere when you answer the bear? You’re just being dramatic?
>>35693988
That won’t stop a hungry bear.
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>>35693968
Based men trying to save their countries.
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dasha actually looks cute here, would you?
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>>35694038
KEK who tf said i answered bear? i haven't thought about the question for more than 3 seconds.
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>>35694035
>no cis girl here looks like that
A hard disagree. There's been lots of tumblr immigration to this general.
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stop giving him (you)s
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>>35693923
yes, they are.
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>>35694073
stop posting this bulbous-eyed freak
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>>35694062
tumblr is for trannies
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>>35694085
Name a more attractive actress then
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>>35693906
The irony of this is that the brown and black women commit more violent crime per capita than the white guy.
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>>35693983
vidya and work, I mostly play older games so I don't need anything better than an hd 5500, I'd like 500+ gb ssd though and under 100$.
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>>35694073
she's perfect
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>>35694116
winona forever
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>>35693173
Bishits and hetshits keep complaining about men being assholes but I always see them chasing the same asshole men they complain about kek

They deserve their misery tbvh
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Do you think feminist women are also talking about us when they ask to stop being sexualized
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>>35694505
moid alert
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>>35694519
Retard I'm asking because they played a song where the singer said something like that at a feminist workshop and when the talk was over i walked out feeling like shit
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>no attractive or remotely sexualized women in western media
>conversely, the men on tv are all chads that appear to really dislike wearning shirts
>complete ban on thin women
>2-4/10 women dating 10/10 chads
I can't relate to this women being objectified narrative. It's not what I'm seeing and seems like a massive meme to me.
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>>35694575
> feminist workshop
Lmao. Tell me more about this.
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>>35694662
Ok i get it sounds like that one image that's been passed around here but the story is real
Honestly it doesn't matter since I don't even want to come back to it as it seems they'd be more comfortable without me there which is not their fault but still stings lol
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>>35694630
Thanks for the reminder. I felt tempted for a moment.
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>>35694630
>>35694686
>no argument
I claim victory.
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*yawn*
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https://youtu.be/msGvEtmR970?si=FjgPZZQrpYFm96sB
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>AAAAHHHH
>we're so sexualized and objectfied
>look at all these unreasonable beauty standards
You feministoids won't be happy until you've completely purged non-obese women from media, will you?
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New threat:

>>35694743
>>35694743
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>there are women itt that are happy with what white feminists did to aloy
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>>35694678
> which is not their fault
It absolutely is their fault. They’re homophobic.
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>>35693156
this is such an inoffensive image lmfao, christ there's no hope for any of us



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