I DESERVE A TRANS GIRLFRIEND!! I bought a house, car, I'm a dog owner, reached 6 bank digits I MADE IT WHERES MY PRIZE?
>>36342236yeah but r u cute
>>36342236right here UwU
>>36342236Manmoding in some third world shithole country lol
> I MADE IT WHERES MY PRIZE?she fucks with the oofy doofy twink
>>36342236>not saying heightYou know why
>6 bank digitsWhy isn't most of that in a brokerage account
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>>36342278Oh!
>>36343186how are you? i can only imagine just how difficult that must be
>>36343428>how are you?Jobless, addicted. I'm not homeless now only because my abusive mother just don't get me out of house for some magical reasons that i just don't get. I'm speaking like retard cuz english is not my native language lol. Every day it's getting worse actually. I guess i deserve that.
>>36342236>dog ownerick, get a catunless its a weiner dog those ones are cute
>>36342236because youre short and fat and want to borrow my thigh highs and im not down with any of that
>>36342236I don't like dogs they are gross
>>36344342Truesingle people with dogs are weird
>>36344598I suspect they use the dogs for sex
Damn bro, even trannies are more picky than real women.
>>36342236It's easy:>Step 1: add them on discord >Step 2: drop picture of you>Step 3: have call with her to let her hear your voiceBy now she should be already fallen in love with you. Now you need to seal the deal>Step 4: start sexting>Step 5: while she's horny agree to meet up with her and book everything Now she even if the next day she called of and realizes this is a stupid idea, als you already booked everything it's too late and you must meet up. And then just have sex with her and make her your gf
>>36345140Step 5 is risky. It's a gamble on her getting post nut clarity.
>>36342236Are you cute? Tall? I need a MAN. Idc about your stupid car and house.
>>36344332Omg 2 years before they always troon out too. >>36342236How tall are you?
>>36345033One day you’ll come to understand we are women lol I know you think we’re mentally ill freaks, but one day it’ll just clock, we have the same interests, preferences, etc! You don’t have to force yourself to see it, it’ll just click one day and you’ll realize why
>>36343249>>36344332>>36345209>>363451935ft 10in
>>36342236Idk i did all of these things and i am the trans gf. Maybe be based and funny? Idk..
>>36345182Step 5 is the easiest when you know how to time it. The move from step 3 to step 4 can be complicated as not all trannies are very horny, even after hearing your voice. It works most of the time but like 30% of trannies can be a bit uptight and need a lot more work
>>36345224Yikes...
>>36345224That’s not bad. Personally I. One across a lot of men on dating apps that I match with and don’t mind going further with, but they just give a vibe they might freak out that I’m trans after second thought and it scares me. I wouldn’t mind a boyfriend I can cuddle with in like the fall and watch football with or something. Men terrify me tho
Money is a cherry on top. If I saw this attitude on a dating site or on a date I couldn't bail fast enough, no matter how much money they have. I don't want to feel bought by someone just cause they happen to be richer than me.
>>36345239A 6+ would be better butttt I can work with 5’10 or 11
>>36345224Oh, that clear it all up then
>>36345258>>36345275Wanna talk on discord?
>>36345140>>36345182Please someone try this it would be so funny OMGB
>>36342236there it isnow shut the fuck up and jump in
>>36345140>Step 1: add them on discordstep 0 is finding them, how do i even do that.
>>36345444Mayyyybe. What teams do you support?
>>36345612Taimi. You can specify you like trans women and it’ll only show you that.
>>36345717I'm more of a Slack than Microsoft Teams.
>>36342236we are not a prize we are a burden
>>36345727would you swipe on a guy who has his face covered?
>>36342236lmaohave you tried not being you?posting 'where is my trans gf' on 4chan along with status signifiers like they are currency to trade for relationships might be a part of the problem. try being normal, having friends and hobbies.
>>36347175Trans women who are on my preferred age range are rare
>>36347246What age range is that?
>>36344648Most use them as a platonic companion and see them as family grt your head out of the gutter
>>36346260I think trans women deserve everything I don't deserve to be in their presence Im on some igor shit fr
>>36347352Legal to 26
>>36342236nobody deserves a trans girlfriend. some angelic men just put up with it
>>36347410I would've assumed that'd be one of the more common age groups. You might just have bad luck
>>36347423I love trans women so much
>>36343694Based weiner dog enjoyer
>>36345140Does this work for transbians too?
>>36346260Shut it slut, you KNOW that you deserve a loving husband
>>36346966Absolutely NOT. No way. I need to see you, also for safety reasons. The guys who cover their face also don’t come off as confident.
>>36346122Funnyyyy
>>36347481Transbians deserve to be happy because then they aren't competing in the same pond as meWhat helps others will eventually help me and what others do for me will make me want to help themBeing kind to everyone is an investment it makes you feel better as a person and its genuinely a nice thing to do
>>36347446why. we're gross
My stats>home owner >good career on 85k a year>6 foot 1>4 inch dick I'm going to end up renting out rooms because I live alone but I would rather have a gf stay with me.
>>36347582I just don't want nearby people know I'm on that app. You know?
>>36345182>It's a gamble on her getting post nut clarity.this isn't really a thing after transition...
>>36347592Woman give me your discord
>>36347897Well 2 things1. If they try to make fun of you, they would have to explain why they’re also on there. 2. It’s screenshot proof. If someone tried to screenshot, it’s just a black image. Way more progressive than tinder and bumble in that regard
>>36348095I’m very nervous lol it’s hard for me to trust and open up to men, I told you!
>>36348174How else am I gonna take you out on a date to McDonald's. Do you want mine?
