>chud friend says he's gay for me and really likes mehow do i put him down gently without making him go literally apeshit
>>36346969Just say something nice
>>36347028like??
>>36347035tell him sodomy is immoral and he'll never make Aryan babies that way
>>36347035No woman will ever love you, you're a hideous creature and you inspire nothing but disgust from everyone who has the displeasure of meeting you
>>36346969maybe tell him you arent looking for a relationship right now
>>36347145But then start cucking him with 6'2 chad
>>36347096its funny cause he is blonde and blue eyed and im a mutt>>36347145hell know this isnt true cause i complained to him about not being able to find a bf
>>36347253you fucked up then
>>36347253Well is he hot or not? A hot chud well protect you forever. An ugly one will leave you in the dust. This is very important. I kind of turn chuds into hugs(only the hot ones)
>>36347358>>36347430no hes shorter than me like 5'4 probably balding and very ugly face, hes not an awful guy but i am not attracted to him at all. If he was just like 5'8 id date him for sure
>>36347622Um… why are you even talking to that lol I am sorry but um give them estrogen!
>>36347641cause he's funny as fuck and also we like the same music. i tried to convince him to get on fin when the balding got noticeable but he said no and that he doesnt care so it's whatever and i doubt hed troon ever
>>36347686You should stop speaking to him. Associating with an ugly zero value male will tank your social status and he’s probably a rapist or something anyways. Nobody will want to associate with you if you surround yourself with dysgenic manlet incels
>>36347745but he's funny and good to talk to. i don't surround myself with them he's the only one i have really. anyway what do i tell him ??
>>36348368"i don't like you that way but we can still be friends"is it really that hard?
>>36348368Depends. If you can't decide, tell him you'll think about it. If you don't see yourself in a relationship with him, tell him you're sorry but you're just not attracted to him sexually/aesthetically/romantically/whichever one would be nicer for him to hear. Just don't be rude about it and try to keep your voice in a soft tone and smile a lot
>>36348368>> convince him to get on fin when the balding got noticeable but he said no and that he doesnt care Well act like a girl and embarrass him and show his balding head to any and every girl you meet. Take a picture and show everyone it. This will either cause him to be an instant tranny or take fin, or hate you forever. Don't you know how to manipulate?
>>36348381is this not kinda like spitting in his face though ? like idk it seems bad to say>>36348388yea i told him i needed time to think already. the other advice is good ill try this most likely thanks>>36348410i mean i did tease him for balding and sent him memes about hairloss as well but he didnt really budge on it so i gave up
>>36348922Can he grow a beard?He's short AND fat?I would question if maybe he's hung... But bald, short, fat, hung isn't a realistic expectation.
>>36348955>Can he grow a beard?yea but its blonde so its kinda weird is what he told me at least>He's short AND fat?hes short yea and kinda chubby now but he been losing a lot of weight >I would question if maybe he's hung...no clue honestly but dick size doesnt really matter much imo
say you dont feel the same way. thank him for his honesty and be very nice about it. best thing you can do
>>36349013>but dick size doesnt really matter much imoIt does if you bottom.A guy with a killer body and a 2cm dick can't really do much.A guy with a meh body and a 30cm dick is going to satisfy in bed, even if he's not the best to look at.I would give him a chance if he can masc up or is hung.
>>36349018okay thats good as well thanking him for his honesty ill do that>>36349083well ye those r unrealistic though and i wouldnt want a 30cm dick either desu. the main thing for me is genuinely that hes shorter than me
>>36349083>A guy with a meh body and a 30cm dick is going to satisfy in bedSatisfy a fucking elephant maybe, a human? no way 30cm is not fun
>>36349118How tall are you
>>36349157i'm 5'6
>>36349203Yeah okay I can see why the height thing is a dealbreaker
>>36346969Wait are you trans or a gay male
>>36349217yea ikr>>36349234im a gay male on estrogen
How come all you niggers have these supposed rightwing bigot friends that all turn out to be some sort of faggot tranny?I don't believe you liars.
>>36346969"yer not gay, fuck off"
Tell him his political opinions make you the furthest from horny.
>>36349307all zoomer right wingers are repressing gays/trannies.