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Thoughts on apes?
This post was made by blu

old: >>36351591
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ty sm queen
https://voca.ro/13RbeIUThZzp
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>>36355001
i love them
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My BF is not sexy and not good at sex anymore.. I had so much more fun grinding with random men last night
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Everyone who posts on gg is an unwashed ape.
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Camila Cabello looks JUST like Cersei, it's uncanny. Have we seen them in the same room together?
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>>36355001
>>36355018
their faces are very interesting is all i can say
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>>36355037
if you imagine that the posters you respond to are this guy it makes this place really fun
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>>36355001
apes and monkeys in general scare me i sometimes have nightmares about them freaking out and eating my face
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>>36355001
apes are apes
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>>36355001
i like apes but chimpanzees are scary to me theyre like humans but psycho :s
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>>36355110
you're honestly so backward it's insane
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Gorillas are amazing; So strong yet gentle.
>>36355037
You know it baby! And the ladies love it.
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It's the last day of pride reminder to get all your gay out and change the filter
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>>36355103
Even their lips are the same kind of uneven but flipped. What the fuck?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y781aVCtztI
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>>36355131
how do you feel about your boy brandon shitting the bed
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>>36355131
the way i just change my ac filter at home... how did u know
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>>36355131
already had sex with my bf in the morning and then hung out with my lgbtq friend group :3
this years pride was calmer than the last which i like desu
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>>36355120
because I posted a chimp knife fight?
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>>36355131
pride is extended into brat summer so pride ends in august
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American gays wouldn't vote for Trump and Republicans who want to jail you for minor offenses like wearing drag, right?
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>>36355158
Pretty much the same as before he did it
>>36355164
Bcuz same
>>36355168
Sounds fun, I don't have a gay friend group really but me and my bf have had fun traveling around to all the different bars and walked around the fun cities in our area that celebrate it.
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>>36355236
I doubt you have many friends, fat people usually don't.
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>>36355219
I want to abolish gay marriage sis. But Trump is too cucked to do that. Still voting Trump though. That nigger Obama was the most stupid son of a bitch to ever live in the White House sis.
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>>36355194
>>36355253
I have to self limit the amount of friends I have because so many people want to be my friend
The way this plays out in reality is that lots of people think I'm their friend but then I forget their name at a party
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>>36355121
Transbian?
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>>36355270
>so many people want to be my friend
are you in HS still because that just isn't the reality for any adult
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>>36355194
Didn't mean to tag u anon but I was being a little bratty there so the spirit of your post was respected
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>>36355267
Why? Are you are fag hating tranny?
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how can you have sex with a man if you dont love him
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Don't underestimate the stupidity of people.
>>36355219
>>36355267
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>>36355288
have you never been horny before?
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>>36355288
I need to cum and the hole is open.
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>>36355276
No I just have cool friends and people want to be my friend to be part of the inner circle
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>>36355282
I'm just a strict traditionalist sis.
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>>36355001
bf and i went to a zoo with lots of monkeys and apes this weekend

lots of them came over when i made eye contact :3 it was good fun

the orangutans, chimps, marmosets, and golden gibbons were fun
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>>36355120
anon?
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just saw my dad on /r/dilfs
i wish I never told him about reddit
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>>36355288
It's easy sis. You nut in him then leave. Block his number and never call him again.
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>>36355326
was he naked? post the link
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my dad dates girls my age
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>>36355318
Hell yea
You should do magic tricks for them next time
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>>36355318
dont they hate eye contact
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Politically, I'm aligned with Azealia Banks. We love that sassy nigger here.
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>>36355359
Luvtranny being Gia Gunn is no surprise.
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>>36355346
i don't know any :( had a cute moment with this golden gibbon who was chilling in the back of her enclosure. made eye contact with her and pointed to the ledge in front of the glass. she slowly made her way over, sat with me for a while through the glass, and then laid down and started sunbathing. some of the apes had really sad backgrounds though. it was a solid day out though.

not sure what next weekend will be. we plan to stay up and watch the vote unfold, so perhaps nothing.
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>>36355318
they came over because they thought you were one of them
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>>36355380
probably, dogs do the same <3
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>>36355315
Hold up. Every time you say something a purse falls out of your mouth. I can practically hear the 9"" fake nails clacking away at the keyboard while your wrists are limp and bent at 90deg angle.
Who knows, you might actually be a manly ass motherfucker, though.
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need furry bf
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>>36355433
go to the zoo
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just saw my son on /r/furry
i wish he never told me about reddit
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>>36355437
I was thinking more about a furry convention, summer sucks and the heat is annoying

>>36355457
>my son
are you one of those "bisexuals"?
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Just made and ate Mac and cheese

320(4 stringed cheeses)
200(plain yogurt+honey+20 blueberries)
640(Mac and cheese, 2 servings)
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>>36355547
why so much diary? I read somewhere 80% of black people are lactose intolerant
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>>36355563
The more cheese, meats and fats the tastier it is.
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>>36355563
Blu cheese farts.
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human milk for your consumption
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just put the bedsheets in the washing machine i pray i can survive until they are done
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>>36355588
post hole
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>>36355593
no im not a whore
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>>36355599
posting hole is a sign someone is not a whore
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>>36355563
>>36355584
23andme tells me I'm lactose intolerant but idk I don't feel lactose intolerant I like cheese a lot so if I am I'm willing to put up with it
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debaser used to be so iconique...
queen of destroying people's arguments...
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>>36355640
Your stomach is bloated with cheese farts.
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Finally a webm that shows what every single gay past age 30 looks like to normal real people

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719788562616694.webm
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>>36355379
Cute. Yea it's sad that they are in a cage but they probably would have tragic lives in the wild too. I didn't know you guys had a vote, hope the good guys win
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>>36355694
they allow sound with webms now?
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>>36355705
only on some boards like /gif/ and /wsg/
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>>36355716
gotcha. so what does he think he's doing? rapping?
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>>36355681
I don't feel bloated. I really like cheese, though.
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>>36355647
Having a soft side is iconic too, vers kings embrace duality
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>>36355681
Stinky blu
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>>36355694
>culture
The tiny audience is all white women. And a child, of course.
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>>36355762
He can't accept that white women are the true enemy because deep in his heart he is a white woman and he knows it.
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>>36355699
general election on thursday yeah
bf keeps spoiling me tbqh with weekends out etc.

>>36355694
fucking christ to both that pic and the webm
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>>36355737
Thats part of the delusion no doubt
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Does my hair seem like it got longer? Family says it did but I feel like it's because it was wet in that pic
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>>36355774
u guys r so jealous of america u had to move yr own event onto our bday pathetic
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wee snaw
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>>36355778
peak white gay behavior
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Real Italiana mama
New Bottega, Prada-da
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>>36355774
You deserve to be spoiled tbqh and if you ever get too spoiled he can just put you in your place which is also fun :p
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>>36355804
bro hes not going 2 fuck u
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>>36355780
hair has a tendency to do that
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>>36355640
>>36355749
is this blu? your stomach looks pregnant
how you can not realize your bloated?
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>>36355694
>flag
I feel bad for people like this because they are probably nice people and inspire antipathy because they wont accept that they are not well while unintentionally picking a fight with the world. I don't want them to feel hated, I want them to get qualified help. Now even if they recover their past and reputation is absolutely ruined.
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i miss horror
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>>36355812
I know. He's going to fuck his boooooyfriend. What a gay slut.
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>they are probably nice people
lol
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>>36355821
It's the cheese turning rancid in his tummy.
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>>36355782
ikr, fishy rishi doing weird shit

>>36355804
i don't deserve to be spoiled to the extent i am. i got given a steam deck at christmas by a friend who upgraded to an oled one. i've been using it a lot at bf's house and i mentioned i was thinking of upgrading the storage. friend who gave me the steam deck started talking about buying me the storage upgrade because i asked how to do it. bf then went nope and bought me the 2tb ssd. i get spoiled way beyond my worth and idk how.
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>>36355780
I have no idea why, but from the thumbnail I thought you were wearing a dress.
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>>36355833
Technically, they are animal lovers
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>>36355694
>every single gay past age 30
But this is debaser already
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>>36355821
Because I don't feel bloated. I've been bloated before.
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>>36355874
Fart into your microphone so we can judge.
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>>36355849
It's just me with a shirt and a towel around my neck.
>>36355817
I really wanna get bangs.
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>>36355885
no one has ever regretted getting bangs
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>I really wanna get bangs.
lol
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>>36355833
This tbeh sis.
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>taking hair advice from horror
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>>36355780
grow your hair out and straight it a bit
then claim you're the reincarnation of Paramahansa Yogananda
instant success
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>>36355919
straighten*
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harambe gon bt nt 4gotten xxx
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>>36355909
it feels a little intellectually dishonest 2 say that was advice
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hate me rape me wouldn't wanna date me
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Could I make this hairstyle work? It has bangs.
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>>36355944
jew me, sue me, every guy do me
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>>36355953
it's not even working on her and she's gorgeous
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>>36355870
I'm 27 like when kurt Cobain was murdered by his wife
>>36355847
You're nice and it makes people happy to make you happy simple as :)
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>>36355953
its pretty i think you could
but that hair requires a belly necklace and belly dancing
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>>36355953
it's a woman
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some of ya'll were around when 9/11 happened lmao
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i miss my dad
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>>36355944
haribo - if you seek amy

>>36355953
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>>36356012
he die in 9/11?
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>>36355987
you decided to post this why?
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>>36356015
i don't understand
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>>36356015
Roman writers including Plutarch and Cassius Dio, known for chronicling the Roman and Greek worlds during Cleopatra's reign, said Cleopatra was light-skinned and of Macedonian ancestry, not black.
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>>36356040
here i cleaned it up a bit
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>>36356023
nah, but he still ded :(
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>>36356052
what happened? can a boyfriend replace him/
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amy blame me hope you don't shame me
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oh he meant the britney spears song. no one knows whats that about she was just babbling gibberish
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>>36356047
This looks horrible if it's accurate
I'm squinting and I kinda see it I think
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i hate be*lin
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I saw a documentary about Travis the chimp and I couldn't sleep all night. :<
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>>36356072
maybe a shorter version?
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i thought the song was i(f) yo(u) (see)(k) a(my) ie fuck me
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>>36356066
same
>>36356073
it's a nice city
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>>36356091
it is
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>>36356091
>>36356097
really fucked up thing 2 say about a woman who only recently got her freedom back
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>>36356081
the way he mutilated that women is fucking nightmare fuel, i have no idea how she could survive that
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>>36356072
I thing big braids with colored yarn weaved into them wrapped around your head like a snake would look good
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I'd probably kill myself if I could never cheat on my BF again
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>>36356120
rofl
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>>36356052
Im sorry. At least you have good memories. Thats something to feel grateful and proud of. Many dont.
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>>36356120
why does he look more masculine in the middle one?
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>>36356122
he already knows and considers it an open relationship, wouldn't be surprised if he's "cheating" on you two
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>>36356139
I told AI.. African American mens hairstyle vs women's.. it changes the facial features a bit too I guess
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>>36356118
Yeah :c
It was a well made video, though, from Fascinating Horror.
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im getting eepy... bedsheets still haven't finished the washing cycle yet
this was a terrible decision on my end
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>>36356147
and the huge scar across the face?
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>>36356163
its a piece of hair AI didn't know what to do with
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AI is fucking retarded
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>>36356163
Blu as a woman would the greatest warrior of her tribe.
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>>36356168
lol i didn't see this pic
>>36356186
i don't get warrior vibes but :x
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>>36356148
yeay! missed you <3
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>>36356203
thats what made her so dangerous in battle idiot
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Ai, at least gpt, literally couldn't do me in a cartoon style. Like, it literally can't.
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>>36356148
straight boi straight boi go away because the very sight of your name fills us with dread and despair
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okay, but i thought blue was gypsy?
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>>36356216
hi harry
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sniffies
https://litter.catbox.moe/hqv6s2.png
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first coffee in a week
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anyone else wonder why their dads dick is bigger than yours?
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>str8 bottom
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>>36356257
ew
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I always feel like when ppl tell me I look like a chick online that I'm being groomed into transitioning
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>>36356328
look more like a guy then
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>>36356328
I'm not really into trans or traps or even femme. But I do like guys who could pass for a chick with little effort. Thats the sweet spot for me.
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>>36356373
I don't really like it. Think we look kind of ugly when we try to look completely masculine.
>>36356376
You saying I hit that sweet spot for you? I mean, I feel flattered and complimented when people tell me I look like a chick.
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i have just about had it with society. dumb ass panhandlers nearly getting ran over almost caused me to crash into the car in front of me.
retarded dirt bike group doing wheelies into oncoming traffic, wearing masks looking like they're about to jack somebody. not wearing helmets either, i hope one of them cracks their skull open, fucking morons. oh, and this sketchy looking dude eating anl frickin' ice cream bar instead of getting a waffle cone like a normal goddamn person; probably up to no good. then this woman with a baby stuck to her chest, begging for money. why the fuck would you bring a child into this world if you can't even take care of yourself? get out of my sight bitch, and put that baby up for adoption, you filth. oh and smart n final sucks, didn't have the nuts i wanted so i went to a real supermarket
having been subjected to all this bullshit in the span of an hour has convinced me that there is no god
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>>36356396
>for you?
Idk, I was mostly just saying theres a range. I guess the difference is behavior and how some effortlessly could pass. An actual trans is sort of icky and traps usually try too hard.
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>>36356396
doesn't have to be completely
just regular
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>>36356429
Regular is still ugly.
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>>36356444
ugly to who?
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>>36356411
ikwym. Like skydiving, there is no such thing as a motorcycle "accident", If you play on the road with toys, you get what you deserve.

I try not to judge the poor because most are just unfortunate. But the obnoxious ones are obviously poor from dumb decisions. You don't have to be dumb to be poor but theres a lot of overlap.
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>>36356122
Go on and do it regardless.
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>>36356460
I want to be beautiful. Not handsome. Simple as.
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>>36356264
not really, just got the short en of the stick :(. have sex with your father
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>>36356506
what do you consider beautiful?
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>>36356526
>what do you consider beautiful?
you
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>>36356537
that definition needs assessment
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does anyone else wish they could shoot one big sperm the size of like a night crawler
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need bf to watch gamesdonequick with me while i fall asleep in his arms
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>>36356600
never seen that
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it doesnt match his ego
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xe dont luv xerself
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>>36356600
i fall asleep first because it's really comfy and warm with you by my side
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>>36356204
^-^ <3

>>36356216
Please no bully!
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I did nothing today and I feel bad about it.
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i luv it, i luv it, i luv it, i luv it, i luv it, i luv it, i luv it
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>>36356599
That would be like passing several kidney stones at the same time
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>>36356690
Just don't. Everyone needs time to do nothing and decompress.
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>>36356690
Blu ate some cheese. You can't compete!
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so much to do, so much to see
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._.
what have u been saying to them
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>>36356411
I gave a lady money once because she was with her two kids and I was just like fuck imagine being those kids >>36356747
https://youtu.be/XAsPeY8BsQU
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>>36356690
it was sunday
it's a freebie
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>>36356712
>>36356727
I am blu. Listening to this rn
https://youtu.be/hSoU0TMTGwQ?si=24gjyeg5LU0xqiDc
I listen to music like this or dark Ambient when my mood is low.
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what does it feel like to experience desire?
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>>36356824
Suffering.
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>>36356824
xe is a sylph figured creature who changes xer mind
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>>36356784
Do you like swans at all?
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>>36356850
I've listened to them a few times but I'm not crazy about them. Their music mostly just doesn't do much for me. Not dislike, just wouldn't listen to it again.

Godspeed Black Emperor does though
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>>36356824
it feels like hunger when you're super hungry, but that's hunger is directed towards whoever you desire atm. you feel it in your chest and your limbs, a warm burning sensation, and obviously your pp too
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wild that some people didnt know what the axis powers were until i mentioned it
not even in formation. weird
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This is the most entry level swans song if you listen to it will make u cooler
https://youtu.be/vfmi0v5vIGo
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>>36356869
I remember liking this song from them
https://youtu.be/2NOc1Gnu18I?si=ePjXfHyh239DQS4L
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>>36356866
>6
i dont think not knowing what the axis powers is an excuse for being a full fledged nazi
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>>36356862
Yea godspeed is really good. Other ones I like that are vaguely similar but not really are candy claws or fuck buttons or for more groovy dark ambient something like darkside
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>>36356866
did they take history off the curriculum or something
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i want a cute gay bf to take care of my emotional needs as i take care of his. i feel like i could give my everything to a man (if i'm worthy enough for him) and that in itself would be all i needs to be happy. existing for however long, together until the end.
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>>36356877
I'll be honest I have a hard time with their more ambient stuff but they definitely have several good songs
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>>36356887
I like songs or instrumentals like this one a lot
https://youtu.be/b-PKNhuOkKY?si=vSVLsbopgXVWj-ww
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i hate ber*in
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uwu
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>>36356918
i hate ober*in
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if these sheets arent dry in 5 more minutes im going to scream
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>>36356912
We stan midwest emo even if it's from the northeast
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>>36356901
what we all want
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>>36356952
i just want to go back to being nothing
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>>36356901
sounds boring, bottoms need sexual violence
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>>36356934
come to my bed.. you can be my pillow
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are you wearing a chin strap to sleep girlies?
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>>36356943
I used to like Midwest emo a lot more, and had a bit of a phase where I was really into emo music and emo history. Didn't do any of the cringe fashion or anything, but I like some emo a lot. American Football has always been good, though I find a lot of other emo to be insufferable in vocals or just grating so I don't enjoy a lot of the music I used to anymore. I do go back to the American Football ST album though, because it's good emo.
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>>36356962
nobody is ever nothing
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>>36356974
no thanks i have autism and cant sleep if my bed smells like a stranger
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thinking about which outlandish friends I should invite here to annoy the thread
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https://youtu.be/ZXt1hSGXxag?si=stpncU-K6o5z1Xv5
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>>36357002
what kind of music do your parents listen to? are you an only child?
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Pride is almost over. Where is my ginger muscle bottom bf?
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>>36356993
if you rub your scent on me, i won't be a stranger, will i
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>>36356980
I used to like Andrew Jackson jihad bro I know what u mean
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>>36357008
They listen to ethiopian music and my dad weirdly likes country music. Yes, white country music.
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>>36356978
like on a helmet or something?
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>>36356901
I don't have emotional needs sis. I only have sexual needs.
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God
Every song on this album is so goated
That's how I know an album is good. Just listening to one song makes you want to listen to the rest and next thing you know, you've listened to the whole album again.
https://youtu.be/Qs3JDyTGojo?si=--oRz51PuIPKQxDb
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fem bottomsbians are real, you should be afraid
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>>36356986
so you believe in an immortal soul
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>>36357039
it prevents snoring and gets rid of a double chin allegedly and makes you look more snatched in the morning, like you got a face lift
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>>36357020
Newer country or the older stuff?
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>>36357053
>bottomsbians
What?
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>>36357058
looks like he is wearing panties on his head
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believe in cock.
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>>36357063
I guess olderish? He doesn't listen to the really modern country stuff.
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>>36357058
Snoring is caused by block breathing passages so preventing it instead of treating it isn't good.
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>>36357067
two bottoms who fall in love are destined to remain
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>>36357076
i like your dad, he sounds like a cool hombre
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>>36357058
Strange
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>>36357070
I wear my bfs underwear on mine
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I am only taking a break to decide how to shame you next.

And... I am watching movie. But no one is off the hook. No one escapes their past. No one escapes judgment.
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>>36357110
Like MJ doctor! You're killing me!
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>>36356901
I just like the idea of comforting each other with physical contact. I like cuddling and bear hugs.
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>>36357105
Lucky
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>>36355001
>Outgoing messages to men 21-30
>Ignored
>Incoming messages
>Only from men 50+
Fucking WHY?!?!?!
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>>36357123
You are undesirable... Not hard to understand.
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>>36357105
>it's panties
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>>36355001
I like other primates. They're uncannily like us.
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I truly hate monkeys. I don't even know why. Always have. They are dirty and smell and they don't keep their filthy paws to themselves. Sneaky conniving beasts.
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>>36357189
Cersei post.
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>>36357130
Why am I undesirable to men around my age?
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>>36357189
Looks like someone got their iPhone stolen by a chimpanzee. About time you got off that damn phone.
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>>36355318
Do you ever fantasize about having sex with a gorilla? Some apes are really attractive.
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>>36357201
Why the fuck would I know?
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i lowkey wish gorillas had big dicks so i could get fucked by one. conceptually being fucked by a gorilla sounds hot as fuck as they are sentient enough to consent but their dicks are like cocktail sausages
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anybody else prefer human message over animal
message
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is balsamic vinegar some diluted form of normal vinegar? i didnt use it before and thought it would
drastically change my dish
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>>36357227
>>36357229
>>36357246
Bisexual posts.
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>>36357227
I think their dicks are hypothetically big enough to do the job. They have amazing stamina too from what I've seen on YouTube
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Why is my poop green now
Is it because of the cheese?
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>>36355236
that sounds fun i used to go to bars when i was single and ready to mingle :3 you can meet some interesting people there. i do wanna go to the burlington bar where they watched game of thrones
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can gorillas be gay? have scientists observed gay gorilla sex?
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>>36357308
A gay flight attendant bottoming for a gorilla in Africa i>>36357308
s how AIDS first spread to humans.
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>>36357293
I don't like going out by myself because I'm shy lol but I'm social and confident if I'm with someone
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i wish aids spread to debaser already
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i think onion powder is more epic than garlic powder
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>>36357390
no! garlic powder is more epic!
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>>36357352
i feel like its easier to connect if its a gay bar since almost everyone there is gay and horny
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goodbye
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milk foam isnt even that great
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thank YHWH pride is over
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>>36357390
>>36357422
It's irrelevant because everything that is good with one is also good with the other and you can just use both
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the seasoning police could be here...
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>>36357632
not possible i live in a white neighborhood
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when debaser is talking about food i sit my skinny ass down and listen
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>>36357390
Apples and oranges, I would say. I never use onion powder, just onion.

I like lemon pepper mix on pork & fish. I also sneak cumin in dishes that I probably shouldn't.
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>>36357430
Yea for sure but meeting strangers doesn't make me horny, it stresses me out unless they are really fun and nice and there are nonzero odds I will put up with a guy that I'm not really into just because he is nice. I get to be pickier and do more thorough screening when meeting guys from an app or website and I pretty much knew exactly what I was looking for with my bf.

That being said we have both agreed that we are down to have fun with other guys occasionally lol so we'll probably give the bars another try at some point.
>>36357677
You're almost definitely a better cook than me I make like 10 actual recipes and the rest is just adding seasoning to basic stuff
My specialty is hamburger helper beef stroganoff++
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3 chapters left
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Love & Joy :)
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>>36357632
lol
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i feel like horny gets in the way of better things, and it can be really distracting irl
should i be locked-up during dates? when i'm packin a chub, it's noticeable at certain angles. it makes me self.conscious
a locked pp is like a locked firearm, it poses no immediate threat
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>>36357733
Sis we both know that wearing a chastity cage will make you more horny not less
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lol

Paris is mostly peaceful atm
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>>36357804
Does Paris have sexy men?
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debaser ate gigi
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Horror out here pretending to be a slim bitch
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>>36357858
what would we taste like?
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>>36357526
I'm so glad faggots will go back into the closet tomorrow sis.
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>>36357880
blueberry pie with vanilla ice cream
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>>36357804
>bridge in San Francisco
Funny how life imitates art. A liberal will tell you its another coincidence, ofc
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>>36357948
Does San Francisco have sexy men?
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>>36357960
Depends on if you like homeless guys
But also yes it's basically gay mecca
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>>36357920
dang it now I want blueberry pie with vanilla ice cream
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i dont feel so good
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>gay mecca
>literal human shit and needles everywhere
>toddlers blasted with public sex programming 24/7/365
>homeless prostitute camps everywhere
Adds up.
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>>36358006
what’s wrong anon
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>>36355001
Kanye West Gettysburg ng Russian citizenship.
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>>36358025
tummy ache
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>>36358033
did you eat ass?
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>>36358054
no, i didnt eat all day
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>>36358006
whatsa matta
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>>36358071
Maybe purge and drink a little water after, and maybe some light soup
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I'd rather go to the hajj Mecca and rub shoulders with sweaty Muslim men desu.
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>>36357704
listening & learning i made rendang again it turned out edibler this time
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>>36355001
I went back to the hung Costa Rican guys house. We made love 5 times over a 4 hour span. We cuddled and watched the John Wick movie. It's a few hours after now and he's been typing a message to me on Snapchat for the past 25 minutes... :3
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>>36358120
Do you still have his cum up your ass?
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Will a faggot start a new one?
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>>36358248
He wore a condom for the first hookup but did breed me during the 2nd round today. It was so hot, we were cuddling and started kissing. Next thing you know I'm on my back and he's fucking me. He's uncut too so he only needed a bit of lube :3
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>>36358120
you should type him back "just say it, I see you've been typing a love poem to me for the past hour"
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>>36358120
inb4 its a paragraph about how he has an syphillis and you need to get tested
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>>36358109
Was it rendang good
>>36358264
That is not the play bro u never interrupt a typing... unless you are both messaging multiple times fast this is an unwritten law
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>>36358282
or
>I'm going back to my wife and children
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>>36358283
no its mid i feel like i just dont like it & this was probably the last attempt
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>>36358300
Idk what it is but I don't asian beef dishes even though I like beef and like asian food
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>>36358313
*don't like
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hide your kids
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>>36358313
its spices and coconut milk cooked down until the coconut milk caramelizes & then cooked some more so its less of a sauce and more of a coating
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>>36358353
You should have made it spicy
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>>36358366
idt that would fix it
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all horror does is talk about food on here for someone who allegedly isn't fat
I bet he saves food porn pics on his phone
work on your food addiction sis
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>>36358345
lol poor armond rizzo. Stupid austin took all the fun out of this pic
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>>36358401
food porn is proana diva
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>>36358401
I like horror. He doesn't clamor for attention, ad hom, stir shit and makes his point
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I'm on a smoothie diet
I think I'm going to try to a meat smoothie soon
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>>36358383
what went wrong?
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>>36358501
i just do not think i like it for what it is
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>>36358345
height/frame size != dick size
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why do bottoms love sushi?
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un chaptero mas
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>>36358484
just masticate your food until it's liquified before swallowing
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>>36358512
Bigot
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i wish i could eat the greasy cheeseburger and the pizza, but i have to eat salad instead. it's best to plan ahead, if like, if you're a bottom.
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i love that frotty literally posted zoophilia and the jannies never deleted it
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once i finish this book i think i need to come to terms with all the books on my shelf im never going to read and throw them away
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i got really mad today and made my grandma (she raised me) cry
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not gigi defending pedophilia now :skull: :skull:
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..the real reason shallo has gone to SF twice during pride month
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>>36358718
it's not about defending anything, it's about how charges do not match the crime
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>>36358696
why wasn't your mom around? she on drugs?
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>>36358676
I know man reading books takes too long just look up summaries and specific passages
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i am proud of my
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The exact type that would try to present illiteracy as a virtue.
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>>36358743
no
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>>36358739
yeah
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>>36358766
just listen to audiobooks
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>>36358770
no
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>>36358761
I'm very literate I could read at college level (whatever that means) in elementary school
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Bro if you make a word that isn't real I can figure out what means by using context clues I have an honorary linguistics degree from gaygen university
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>>36358786
I think I found out your identity. Your hair is longer than I thought.
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>>36358745
forefathers for their taming of the frontier and outright eradication of the
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My linguistics degree brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
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>>36358799
forefathers were all corrupt and we must dismantle everything they've done
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wish there was a 4chan,org/law/ board
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>>36358804
how you gon dismantle extinct buffallo. youre a damn fool.
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>>36358820
>>>/pol/
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why did you guys get to have four dads its not fair i only got one
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what done been done aint no hoot hollerin gon undone it i reckon that for a fact
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>>36358836
/pol/ is a bothaven now and has been for awhile much like all the kpop threads on /mu/
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>>36358846
I think this is the last board on 4chan with real posters on 4chan unless...
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tables ought be square like them fellers yonder real queer roundin em about
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>>36358863
is this from your new country album?
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"“As alleged, Justin Heath Smith received and distributed hundreds of child porn videos on Telegram, including a ghastly video showing a young child bound, beaten, and raped which left our officer in tears."

I change my mind, I guess he deserves death.
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>>36358875
shallo the brave wasn't that bad actually
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>>36358794
Not doing this shit again tonight anon sorry
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aint nothin brave about the work we done out here. just opportunity plain as yer ma's breeches. tradin fresh blood fer no more than a fork tongued devils lick of whiskey and a nights beddin.
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sex with abe
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>>36358940
>>36358940



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