Anybody else got a thing for tails?
>>36370948Yes i need a tail wrapped around my cock, i wanna get a tailjob so bad
>>36371034Fucking relatable, dude.
>>36370948I wish I had a tail so I could get scritched there
i wish i had a fox tail and ears so bad. clip ons just arent the same. like u could control it and wrap it around your partner to show them you love them>>36371085so fucking true
>>36371085>>36371252Same :3
>>36371252Don't forget about wagging too
when will science allow me to have some animal parts :(megic is my only hope
>>36371636Keep trying, buddy :3
I want a tail because I'm neurotic and kinda bad at showing my feelings and having a tail to wag if I'm happy would make things so much easier.I'm not into petplay I promise shut up
>>36373447It's okay Anon, we want you to have a tail too. It would be a lot easier to know if calling you a good girl, or giving you treats, or having your clicker is having the desired effect*Click*
I think everyone wishes humans had tailslike imagine the moms at walmart saying “omg your hair is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at you getting all excited for mommy” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one
>>36373465Where do you live that the woman in Walmart can form coherent sentences and aren't in mobility scooters. Random women referring to themselves as Mommy is hot, but idk if I'd want to be called pretty or cute by a fucking land whale
>>36373489it's a copypasta man idk
>>36373510Oh lmao, I'm a fucking dumbass then, nevermind
>>36373458shut up shut up shut up woof
>>36373537See, It's working Anon, Your tail is wagging! *click* Now a really good girl should give me her paw so I know she's listening
>>36373550I can't give paw I'm on the internet, and it's not working because it's not even a real click and I'd have to be a complete dumbass to react to a click that's just written out