My name is AliceI’m a-taking my pillsPlease ignore my phallusI wish it wasn’t realCome sit next to meHave yourself some EJust like Blanchard saidWhen asked about AGPThings are better nowWell, as much as allowsWe all wonder howLet me tell you ‘bout itThe scalpel cut right on markA pussy cost only my cockThe surgeon said “Hey man, we go all the way”Of course I was willing to payMy name is AidenGot a box full of my toysThey’re fresh out of batteriesBut still makin’ noise, makin’ noiseTell me I’m a doodNow my poon is dryNow my chest is flatAnd you know what else?Guess what I receivedIn the mail todayMy new packy-boiKnitted in trans colorsFrankencock’s not going as I plannedThe foreskin has fallen off my glansThe implants will not stay in my sackThe doctor swears I’ll be able to jackThe tranners are cutting offThe tranners are cutting offThe tranners are cutting offThe tranners are cutting offThe tranners are cutting offThe tranners are cutting offThe tranners are cutting offYeah, yeah, yeahMy name is Alice
>>36375552This is what i needed to wake up to on a tuesday
everyone knows pink triangle is the lgbity song of weezer