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pure kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vqiI9srst8
>>36582514no after we went to the cinema and made out moreshe invited me back to hers after but I declined for some reasonnot sure if I quite understood how things worked
why does my bf load the dishwasher like this?
>>36582536it's another alt menthol meltdown targeting someone since xhe got xher trip banned. it'll be like another day or so before xhe gets it back
>>36582545the modern answer would be adhd, but the true answer is that hes a pisces
I want everyone in this thread to tell me about their anal masturbation experiences in detail.
>>36582552alright, hope xe gets better
>>36582563sometime after puberty as most males do i had the urge to put things in butt, so a few phallic things I could find later tried aneros etc, later later tried dildo eventually felt it was all a bit meh and too much effort for something then lesser than an easy wank so haven't done anything bum wise in years
>>36582521post vocaroo pls
I was supposed to be productive today but I ate and now I'm tired.
>>36582563not worth the hassle frfr
>>36582597he hates his fans
>>36582603its easy to be unproductive when the posters of gay general are so entertaining; the posts captivate me too, i cant stop reading
>>36582655I was drawing earlier trying to study and learn. I just wanna sleep now.
thinking about it logically that I had a fair selection of flings with women is prove against homo allegationsI had no flings with dudes
what the fuck is a "fling"? is that like a hookup but you're trying to cope your way out of sounding like a slut?
>>36582679you didn’t fuck any of them though so you’re gay
>>36582669im counting manually the number of possible 6 digit sequences of 1-100, with no repeating numbers i think the answer is something like 1/700,000,000,000 but i have to make sure im at 29 sequences
>>36582688no it's the masc straight thing of flirting with a girl for a period without fucking them >>36582695does fondling and making out count for anything
>>36582707>flirting with a girl for a period without fucking themso...so doing literally nothing?fucking bishits
>>36582726it's the autismoneuroticism I swear
I think I'm slipping into depression again.
>>36582745just take some more zoloft and get high, it'll pass
>>36582707getting that far without your dick taking over is very gay
>>36582745try slipping out of narcissism
>>36582753well the fondly making out was in a cinema and it's not like i coulda fucked her there besides I wasn't attracted to dudes as a teen I don't think
Did you ugly fat gaydead fucks miss me? Fun story, I got hit by a car. A twink (19) brought me cupcakes in the hospital. I can pull more freshie hole with broken legs than you losers can on your best day.
>>36582780>and it's not like i coulda fucked her therethey don’t have blowjobs in england? you can get those almost anywhere
>>36582798Both legs broken? That sucks. I hope you get better soon.
> freshieanon got hit by carnature is healing
>>36582803well i think she tried to slip her hand into my pants but my belt blocked it lolanyway my point is that I'm aspie & not gay
>>36582810Yes. It sucks. I haven't missed more than a week in the gym in about 10 years until now.>>36582818You sound ugly and old.
howdy
>>36582823I'm also an autistic bi dude but that shit is retardedjust suck her dick (or whatever she has idk)why beat around the bush when it's obvious what you want?
i wanna lick a top's asshole and then get fucked
*yawns*
>>36582810>>36582832freshieanon dropped his name to samefag sympathy for himself n forgot to turn it back on lmao die pedo
>>36582823
>>36582778blu doesnt have anything to be narcissistic about like you do. you have so much more than her
>>36582837huh? I'm talking about teenage experiences not a recent date with a trans woman lol>>36582848no proof of gayness thomaybe a lack of hetero drive but no gay drive checkmate
>showed my bf my banished town>he just went "ah", "huh", "that's nice"I need an autistic replacement bf who appreciates citybuilders *stat*
>>36582842rimjobs are fun
>>36582845xanxan teas
>>36582861>teenage experiencesI fingerblasted my first gf in the back of a walmart parking lotwe weren't even in a car, just sitting in the grass
Letting your bottom bf top for the first time but you wrap your legs around him when he’s about to cum
>>36582867>xerome is also frexieanonjej
>>36582407 #Wtf we're the same height and penis size and I'm also a dom top
>>36582898small
>>36582903silence whore
to all the white boys across the globe: what doesthe discovery channel mean to you
>>36582908no
>>36582888she's about to lose her mind about this lol
>>36582903omg sis how is that small? its average
>>36582911shark week
I have decided I am hetero-romantic asexual
>>36582934Mr. X's dental hygiene
is there anything more cursed for a bottom to say than "I'm bi, and I bottom for women too"?
>>36582947a sexual what
>>36582933>>36582956lol
>>36582911i watched a documentary about lions when i was about 7 and they showed the challenger killing all of his rival’s offspring after winning and it made me the man i am today
>>36582960lmaoooooo. as if being a bi bottom isnt cursed enough
>>36582552okay, you were right anon
>>36582911They did a video of that rollercoaster "Son of Beast".
/gigi/ domtops be like yes mate i'm domtop i'll screw yer arse *sucks bottom's dick*
>>365829620-4 I'm straight and just need to get myself out there 5-7 bi verse8-9 gay homoboy
>showed bf my map collection big wants er i promise to e naw
>>36582990hahahahaha draaaaag them sisma
Pissed off my Asian boyfriend earlier today and now I can’t find my dog :/
I'm a bi bottom and I'm proud.
>>36583032HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>36583002the numbers have spoken, time to leave this place
>>36582960hot
Ms. X started posting and now I can't find my wallet or keys :/
>>36583040I'm straight but I'm having a prison gay moment that's it I'm prison gay yeah
if i had a dog i wouldnt take him to a chinese restaurant!
>>36583052oi you stole my post mate
>>36582970>bi bottomread: "I top women and I only bottom for men because nobody will touch me otherwise" lol
>>36583053what prison are you in?
>>36583064Hey fuck off you’re not me
>>36583064>stoleThat was probably xan
I refuse to believe bottoming for women is a concept
>>36583088I dunno I've jerked off to the idea a lot lolIt's very hetero and masc
>>36583088how do you think lesbians work, boo?
>>36583088ive seen videos of it on the internet, and a zoomer former coworker confided in me a goth girl he was dating expressed an interest in the idea of pegging u can refuse to believe but the facts speak for themselves
>>36583105For penis havers it’s not a thing. Lightbulbs are different. If a girl is pushed you down on the bed and rode you almost every guy would still think they were topping.>>36583127It’s a thing they might do occasionally but nobody is a bottom for women as a category. It’s basically roleplay and most ways it’s done doesn’t actually get the woman off.
>>36583088https://files.catbox.moe/vkce54.gifIt's kind of a thing, but most of the guys ITT probably couldn't take something as big as gif related.
>>36583155this is gayer than fucking a dude
LMFAO...............................................
xerome on melty mode again
>>36583052i like seeing my memes propagate
I think I just gotta nofap noporn and lift weights
>>36583187until you die?
>>36583155>totally straight
>>36582597https://voca.ro/1kw6R0VsDtAH
delta uses the same pngs over and over again and thinks he’s the funniest fucker out there
>>36583203no just till natural urges arise
has anybody here been banned from 4chan
If bish and Blu were both bald Blu would still
>>36583227never ever i’ve been a good boy :3
>>36583227not recently, but in my years of loyal service ive caught some 3 day bans here and there
>>36583220they're reaction images
>>36583263get new ones who’re
>>36583227so many that i only post from 5g at this point
i like cock
i miss tankanon
what the FUCK do you think aurea borealis is
>>36583227lots and lots not much nowadays
>>36583223lol
you ever been in the woods at night alone n you get that type of fear you don’t ever get from anythin else?
>>36583287why is that lol
i downloaded a handful of reaction images thinking ooh thesell come in handy and i literally never use them
>>36583271
>>36583282that guy from the show angel
>>36583296yeah, but im tough so if a ghost tries to get me ill get it
>>36583300because it's silly. what natural urges?
>>36583322sexual ones duh
>>36583296I actually trained myself against fear when I was a little kid. The alternative is better, but not by much. It may be the reason I'm a bit daft.
banana flan
put it in me, pleease uwu!i'm so horny, i could ride for hours
>>36583340muad’dibanon
>>36583339you don't have to do anything to have natural urges and if you don't have anything nothing you do will make you have some
>>36583296I think that would only happen to perpetual urban and suburban dwellers
>>36583381nah I mean like if I'm not watching coomer porn then I'll get a clearer idea of what I'm actually into
>>36582585>as most males do i had the urge to put things in butt, so a few phallic things I could find>later tried aneros etc, later later tried dildoAh yes most males
>>36583419>that would be $50 plus tip
thrift store twinksdiscuss
>>36583430why do you think you watch porn tho
I'm German and haven't been outside in like 2 months. Today my mom went to the doctor for me because I didn't want to go.
>>36583435nah I imagine it's the kinds thing that's surprisingly commonbut yeah my sexuality has likely been goofed up from the start I went from jerking off over Kayden Kross gmod backgrounds to degeneration quickly I blame playing valve games from a young age >>36583460to jerk off over cartoons of twinks being fucked by giant women with penises
I'm almost 30 and have zero (0) friends.
yes! tea!
>>36583475and you don't think that searching out those things is a natural urge or a sign of something
>>36583485u gonna have even less later
>>36583485you gotta turn that around asap
>>36583495no man is twink X futa hentaisexualit's not a sexuality and you can't convince me otherwise
>>36583296werewovles r gonna rape me?! oh no!
>>36583485on the road to be delta or xanthippemake changes quick
>>36583217CUTE!
>>36583499my number of friends is an unsigned integer. it will me UINT_MAX when I subtract from 0.>>36583503I tried for years but I think I just kinda suck tbhon. I also don't have a job and am sick and ugly. It's ogre. >>36583529I don't know the new trips. I only know Sissy Spacekek and texanon and old bish
>>36583545delta is an old trip lolhe predates me
>>36583470germans r the worst
>>36583506>you can't convince me otherwiseok
when does preference end and fetishization begin
>>36582990Trans cope.
can i say hi to all my republican cuties
>>36582960bottoms are not allowed to talk
>>36583561i just scratched my hairy ass and smelled on my fingersmells good
Disclaimer: my liking of haribo is purely theatrical, but if I did have to plap him for some reason, it would be very easy.I’d brandish my warhammer 40k toy at him and he’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” he’d say, confident in his superior domtop strength and endurance from all the Agents of the Imperium he paints around at all times. he’d shower me with very interesting facts about warhammer and hover just out of range of the plapping edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is a boarding patrol, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a comb—” and then I’d hit him with my penis in my other hand, which he would not have noticed because haribo can only see miniatures and toys.
Hey guys
can't wait till I'm 30 so I can post here and make the exact same posts I made 4 years prior & 8 years prior
>>36583579Me but the cracks between my balls and thighs
*blocks your path*
>>36583571>>36583571not the republican uglies.. very specific about this
>>36583593luv that yeasty boismell
>>36583579can u fuck me
>>36583596harri and xerome look beautiful here
>>36583596these people will swear they're not trans lol
15 beers deepwillie nelson playing time for some snow to keep the show going
>>36583607im a button and have a boifrend
>>36583616lmfao
>>36583485perfect top
>>36583616My type apparently.
>>36583485>I'm almost 30 hot. are you bi?
Red pill me on taking prescribed meds for hair loss I think at 28 its about time I start trying to prevent it
>>36583623kidding although I might degenmaxx tonight, smoke some weed, jerk off, go to sleeptomorrow I can sort my shit out
>>36583631https://files.catbox.moe/tp43w3.webmsame energy
>>36583545what went wrong? only not having a job is relevant to making friends i think. is your illness disabling?>>36583631this is how women with bpd think
>>36583631im a buttom>>36583647no im a button
>>36583363lol
>>36583647you’re always on the prowl nismo rofl
*turns you straight*
>>36583668bend over
>>36583647Nismo!
>>36583654Do you have hair loss?
>>36583687:)a reminder I am nothing but an asspie biscum
>>36583687im imagining this with short hair and no tits and a penis.
>>36583665You would know, you've probably dated a lot of BPDsexual girls yourself.>>36583668>im a buttomIdeal top.
>>36583665>what went wrong? i was born ugly (looks and personality) and retarded>only not having a job is relevant to making friends i think. is your illness disabling?I'm just lazy and antisocial, not sure if that counts. I could probably manage to work as a toilet cleaner if I really wanted to but why bother>>36583688my butthole is hairy and I'm stinking so much my mom told me to shower
>>36583699just slight thinning on the sides and back but I heard for some people meds can hyper promote hair growth
>>36583714You should take fin and pill minox and become wolf man for the good of gays.
I'd fuck a woman and I'd like it.Still gay. Cry more about it.
>>36583678gotta take a swing >>36583693hello. how are you anon?
>>36583727would you fuck he/him hons?
>>36583730I'm good tyvm ^^I hope you are too.
>>36583727>>36583687If she looks like a hyper sexual cartoon like this somehow I think you should get a pass.
Plan:Wizard mode
>>36583617ughhhhhhhhhhh
>>36583746Avada kedavra
How do gays feel about this?
>>36583727I didn't know you had a stroke in college.
*notices*
>>36583756I feel sorry for straggots who have to put up with this
>>36583756How is it 2024 and supposedly educated men still think women have thoughts?
>>36583765
>>36583752at least my sexuality brainworms/mental prison will grant me magical powers
>>36583765*licks lips*
>>36583783Why not just let a man have his way with your hole just to see?
>>36583756i don't care
>>36583704a bpd woman is why i mostly stick to men lmfao>>36583705you sound depressed and doing nothing is the worst thing you can do when depressed so while janny might be a shitty job it’s surely better than being told your asshole stinks while you wait to die
>>36583227plenty of timesmostly from /r9k/
>>36583799whys it gotta be bottoming
Stream Preacher's Daughter
>>36583812what's wrong with bottoming?
>>36583812Because you’re obviously a gay bottom.
>>36583816who tf is that
Have you worked out today?
>>36583816These crosses all over my body mama
>>36583770imagine putting up with thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?t=9&v=knk0iQseZbU
>>36583831post balls
>>36583818Nothin'>>36583820Nah
>>36583825I binge watched Ugly Betty.
>>36583756body positivity is fatty copei think if your overweight you SHOULD feel negative about your body and take steps to reduce your weight
>>36583812you have an immensely powerful bibot aura
>>36583825Yeah my boyfriend says I’m already perfect but he just doesn’t get me :/
"A House in Nebraska" is 4 minutes too long. Like Ethel wrap it up honey, it's not that serious.
Sexuality is only complicated when it comes to things other than actually interacting with other people. In person it is simple. Shsbshsbsbsh refusal to get faken nakkit in bed with me is a clear sign that he is not willing to resolve his issues the easy way so I quickly lose sympathy for his daily woes
>>36583858A lot of songs on the album suffer from this but I respect her nerve
>>36583654y would u want to chem castrate yourself?
>>36583807>a bpd woman is why i mostly stick to men lmfaoOh don't worry, you will find a good girl, just keep looking somewhere else.
>>36583887FUCK BUSSY FUCK ASS AAAAAAAAAAAH PENIS ASS BALLS FUCK FUUUUUUCK
>>36583844I mean I guess bibot allegations are better than gaybot not in an internally homophobic way just accuracyalthough being a bibot would be horrible and tarded, meme sexuality would rather be a gay one>>36583874this isn't much of a daily woeI'm just fixated the past few weeks otherwise I'm busy with plenty of non sexual matters
you can say anything about brits but they're made for bottoming (many plebians say the same thing about asians) beautiful feminine pale skin and most perfect smooth pink holes I've ever seen
>>36583874Are you saying that you would solve all their problems if they gave you sexo?
>>36583756fatties -> gasa fat dude send me his uggo anus pic even though i had bottom and athletic in my descripion, disgusting
>>36583903that is a nice butt
>>36583825yeah but my bf is gettig fat
>>36583930You could fuck an ass like that by the end of the day if you just hop on Grindr for a few hours.
Damn Cooper looks kind of good now.
>>36583939i guess i could I'd prefer to prioritise a good night sleep though. I've been getting sub 7.5 hours net the past week. Plus I'm not very horny.
>>36583807>while you wait to dieI will kms, waiting sucks
>>36583939He's sadly prefer black and brown cocks :(
>>36583956You said you were going to goon and smoke weed. Use an ass during.
gaylords, opinion on condoms?
>>36583908Yeah. Or if he got literally any mildly conventionally attractive guy in bed and then did what comes naturally.
>>36583903
>>36583938looks like they wear diapers
>>36583970Shh, sis shut up, let her larp for another week freely.
>>36583972Awful.
>>36583972really hot (on thicc dicks)love condomsit's also fun when he cums inside me and stays inside until he gets soft, then I can just pull out the condom out of my ass and eat his cum
>>36583980lotsa assfuckin will do that to u...
>>36583961nuh >>36583970my butt use is up to me>>36583984how am I larping and as what
>>36583972necessary evil
bish and Blu as prison roommates.
i poured my heart & soul into that pasta and it was ignored :/
>>36583961They only venial thing about the bisgusting incels.
>>36583990yeah, bottom opinion doesnt matter here...or ever
>>36584012fart and hole
>>36584017there's a subreddit for cocks with condoms on and I sometimes masturbate to it
blu and Bish getting MS together and having to share a wheelchair due to poverty.
>>36584019no soles!?
Lf twink bf
>>36584072Not bad but clean your mirror.
once I hit a 60kg OHP for reps the bottom allegations will cease
getting addicted to the dangerous dog eat dog world of competitive pup play
>>36584090Hot.
>>36584072how old are you
what's the most fabulous suicide method?
>>36584005kill either kill or bore each other over talking over and pulling attention
>>36584090gay pup stuff is weird it's all leather and shit
>>36584094life may be a bitch but I am willing to ruff it out
>>36584106hanging
>>36584078Lick it faggot>>3658410018
>>36584119wow that's a lot of hair for a teenager
>>36584114fuck off whore I'm the only dog in town
>>36584112It doesn’t have to be. Could be as simple as having your bottom wear and leash and collar and calling him a good boy.
>>36584112imagine getting to be the sexy mommy cow who picks which steer goes to the slaughter
>>36583825I have literally never worked out a day in my life.
>>36584119No.
>>36584118I actually tried thatkinda sucked and lost some brain cells
>>36584106barbiturate overdose
Is it an ick if your partner refers to their cock as a leaky Peter?
>>36584106Jumping off a cliff over the ocean while in a bright green dress
>>36584136yeah that's hot but only if the top is fem
no those are the qualities of the>>36584150>>36584142perfect top
>>36584112It can be fun depending on the dynampic.
>>36584176lol that stuff is like double gayno hate tho, respect for blokes doing bloke shit
>was 290 pounds to attempt to reach bear mode >had to lose weight because of the health problems I had at that weight oof
evens: dude weedodds: pack it in
>>36584191More gay, more gooder.
>>36584149that sounds really good but I don't have any drugs :( I'd also like to try heroin but that shit is hard to get nowadays>>36584152sounds kino. i need a dress
is our queen, taco bell, putting out the quesalupa again?
princess malala fought for your right to education and here you are not using all the opurtunities you have. why are you here and not studying, gayge?
anybody else feel defeated by the non side menu at taco bell
>>36584276its summer
I just learned kris from mrbeast was a fan of shadman
i'm a very horny bottom practically every day, and i'm not sorry about it.
>>36584276while u were partying, i wa studying the cock
>>36584358you should get someone to eat your ass on demand
>>36584276i have a degree in linguistics
>>36584363why not you?
>>36584382i prefer women sadly
>>36584375beagle-mama? this u?
>>36584387that why you spend all the time in gaygen?
>>36584387no shutup doppelganger>>36584382cause i dont know where your ass is
>>36584387do you like estrogenised men?
>>36584410lol yeah
I didn't choose the meme life. It chose me.
>>36584416hot
>>36584396i'm trying to sort out my attraction to men and me thinks i can go back to women when i've had enough>>36584410i do like them, for me the more feminine the more i'm attracted. real women preferably, but tranny will do too
I have a serious confession I'm so sorry I know it sounds like shopping mall core and is a lot different than her other music but Crash is my favorite Charli album
>>36584456i liked crash more than brat but i think thats just bc i did not like brat
>>36584447i wish i could pass
>>36584475androgyny is cool
Who the fuck is jerome? Is that some new trip or an old one rebranded
>>36582511https://youtu.be/C9xRDC8qlYU?si=gg4hIZ1OXqMMOZvk
>>36584464I did not like Brat either and I think more people are coming around to that opinion. Parts of it are good but as a whole not really. It was hyped up so much at release maybe people were just desperate for summer chunes from charles
>>36584487new cooper alt sisma, get your lore up to date
i need an emo twink
>tfw post-wall goth twink
>>36584543you should play stardew valley
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Farchive.4plebs.org%2Fpol%2Fthread%2F429801454%2F%23429801454
>>36584570who are you?
>>36584519who isn’t a cooper alt at this point
odds jerk offevens nah
>>36584579A bishit invader.
>>36584579cian
>>36584570lol hecking chud got owned by our totally not corrupt government that cares about us
>>36584641
>>36584579just another zoomer who fried his brain after taking too much acid
>>36582545Because those shapes are very difficult to fit between the prongs
>>36584589me
