DIRTYDIRTY BOYprev>>36642343
i'm hungry
>>36645553good boy
>stop raising the pitch of my voice on the phone at work >customers listen to me more Make it make sense.
what should i eat
>>36645590my ass
>>36645590just finished ribsremembered I have pieI'm gonna eat that piecoconut creamI'm gonna eat that pie good
>>36645590*zzzzip*
>>36645593on an empty stomach? only if we go out for dinner after
>>36645605you eat that creampie!
>>36645553>one monitor>keyboard doesn't have a numpad>playstation controller instead of x-box>decorative items in game spaceThis is disgusting and you need to be banned from the internet.
>>36645618Dinner with you? no thanks
>>36645580
>>36645637My voice is much raspier but similar at ~83Hz lmao
>>36645580Why are you using your gayvoice at work sis?
>>36645621^^ its coconut
>>36645664Do you mask as a straight guy at work?
>>36645664Most people naturally raise the pitch of their voice on the phone, retard.
fem twink x fem twink bfs
>>36645688no, no they don't
>>36645668I can hear the squeaking
>>36645668he's gonna smell like shit when takes that off
>>36645553it must be really small if that's all it took to cover up his penis
>That 70's Show>3rd Rock from the Sun>Malcom in the Middle>Frasierwth happened to television?!
>>36645531what continent, antarctica?
>>36645729earth: final conflict…
>>36645673Yes. People would bully me otherwise.>>36645688Then deepen your tone man.
i want you inside me
Should twinkenjoyers be investigated?
>>36645729lmao taste
>>36645747>Then deepen your tone This is how deep it is when I don't raise the pitch of my voice, it's normally this deep https://files.catbox.moe/vtnis0.png
>>36645747>People would bully me otherwiseyou sound like a twink
Nice ibuypower PC lmao
>>36645751every single one
>>36645789kek
>>36645803>t. post walloid twink seethe
>>36645750okay but it will be like that episode of its always sunny in philadelphia where frank gets stuck in the couch
not bottom friendly https://youtu.be/kaDc8vNl-60?si=bRnMY5cHG4-AUbS7
>>36645729Corporate BS, sanitization, and globalization
>>36645811>t. pedo apologist
>>36645747are you a mechanic?>>36645750>when you see a blueberry muffin
>>36645751something is amiss because he's not listed in the jail system of New York and I've checked out all the different NYC jail rosters and he isn't listen on any of themhe's either out on bail or they killed him
>>36645909He's in federal custody, not state
>>36645553https://youtu.be/csUWICqTcVc?si=YHb1ajabmGnY-wuk
If i don't get my cock sucked RIGHT NOW i am literally going to die >//<
>>36645926they killed him like Epstein
I really really want my fat BF to die as soon as possible but I can't just manifest that.
>>36645983shut up
>>36645903you're such a fattie
>>36645983Dark djinn, evil spirits, Andras, Mephistopheles, Lucifer, anyone who can hear me please destroy my fat BF. Crush his heart, strike him with lightning, run him over with a car, incite political violence against gays, attract schizophrenics to attack, bite him with venemous spiders, give him an aneurysm, crush him under a collapsing bridge, etc.. ANYTHING
>>36646002I don't recall anyone asking your opinion. Mr. Yaps-a-lot.
>>36645926thanks, now to steal his top energy so I can become number one top
>>36645983just break up with him dude
>>36646002 >>36646008fatties defending fattiesandras anon I hope your bf dies in the most demonic possible
>>36646008no muffins for you>>36646028I'll yap however much I want you little bitch
>>36646033I literally can't just do that, he needs to be dead or my life is over. I'd sooner kms than break up with him.
I would probably jerk off the biggest load I've had in years if my BF died. Id immediately get on Grindr and look for slim twinkish mid-late 20s cuddle buddies to pork.
>>36646019I hope he dies mid stroke while fucking your ass and then lands on you completely encapsulating you in his sweaty blubber, and you're forced to inhale his putrid stench as your last breath on this fruited plane. Mashallah god is great
>>36646074I'm honestly fine with that...put it in writing and draw this sigil then sign it with a drop of blood
GG who is your favorite F1 driver?
>>36646019You really shouldn't joke like that. I don't think you'd feel too good if he died. You must like him a little if you are still with him. Clearly you've grown together some. Maybe its just time to see the relationship differently. Everyone changes and it would be hard to start over after so long, and for what, really.
I would probably jerk off the biggest load I've had in years if Delta's nudes leaked. Id immediately get on Amazon and look for lego sets to buy.
>>36646074He's a bottom, penis is too small too doesn't stick past his belly
step on me
Australian men
>>36646110*steps on you with huge veiny feet*
>>36646091do you have any nonwhite friends?
>>36646096Nope I'm laying in bed next to him right now fantasizing baout how much better my life would be if a dark djinn destroyed him and set me free. We've grown apart not together. He hasn't grown in an sense other than in the belly
>>36646101that's so sad
>>36646087bottoms are so dramatic. just leave him, its that hard.
>>36646101flattered>>36646121aye
Have you ever went to a restaurant that so disappointing you just got pissednot even about the money, I just don't go out for food much
>>36646153every restaurant in britain
I think I should make a playlist with stuff like this in it so I can watch it when its time for helium therapy. I think that would be nice.
>>36646169what’s helium therapy?
>>36646176what do you think helium therapy is?
>>36646124ahn, harder. trample me
which F1 driver boyfriend is yours?
>>36646147He's not a bottom anymore. Never again never going to fuck him ever again. I'll fuck random strangers but never having sex with him again. He'll die (likely oc heart attack) sexually frustrated whether it's sooner or later.
>>36646153my sister wanted pizza hut on her birthday the other year and for some ridiculous reason the waiters didn't take your orderyou had to make your order and pay at the table via your phone and they'd bring it to youfucking asinine>>36646195rollins
>>36646141I am just saying a lot of women get the same idea that there is some greener pasture away from daily tedium where they will be free. And they leave and screw up their stability permanently, spend a few years whoring and then realize what a shark tank is out there. Then they either try to start over and it usually doesnt work as well because it doesn't have the same foundational strength. Or they just end up as single and deteriorating. Its natural to grow apart. And yeah you might have fun for a while. But I don't think you appreciate what you have. Maybe leaving would make life better. But you should think about it, because you can't get that kind of stability back. At the very least, don't worry about it so, that can't be healthy. Make an ultimatum and a plan, a good plan.
>>36646176Just another part of life.
What do you think about WMAM relationships? white top asian bottomDo you support it, or should it be stopped?
i just bought car insurance
>>36646188i have no idea, i thought helium had no biological effects besides making your voice squeaky or maybe killing you if you inject it
>>36646195Number 3 is a beautiful guy.
>>36646253congrats
>>36646251does it matter?
>>36646228Yeah the whole app thing is getting really pushy. The tech dependence it creates is getting way out of hand. Its one thing to have as an option but its a little sleazy to force people to use it.
>>36646253Hopefully through a mutual corp.
>>36646270ty>>36646281idk what that is but probably
>>36646272Asian means Indian or Pakistani in your neck of the woods, dont it? What do you call East Asians? Orientals? Actually, are there East Asians in your town? Never heard of Koreans or Japanese diaspora of Lancashire.
Bros, I'm discouraged. I went to Key West last weekend and saw a lot of gay guys, and like 95% of them are ripped as fuck and have like perfect bodies, walking around in just shorts or speedos or something. This may be more of a /fit/ question, but how the fuck do they do it? How do I achieve a gay bod? I'm in my 30s so I'm probably already fucked anyway, but I at least don't want to look like a slovenly piece of shit. I feel like if I ever tried to hit on a guy like that, I'd just get laughed at. It was like a combination between attraction and extreme jealousy, I've never felt that before.
>>36645553>boyfriend said he thought i was ethnicgaybros is it over?
>>36646091I know nothing about the sport it doesn't seem to be popular in the U.S., we just have Nascar
>>36646304dont eat til after 2pm, drink alot of coffee, have habits that distract you from eating
>>36646314Aren't you Hispanic? Lol.
>>36646326im italian
>>36646322Whoah missed you and glad to see you.
>>36646290https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/mutualcompany.aspFarmers, Nationwide, and Liberty Mutual are examples.
>>36646304They were straight sis.
it's femboy breeding season (all year round)
>>36646298didn't say whatwhy does it matter being an asian and a white guy?and still not from lancashire
>>36646326steve before taking out donald trump for bottom rights
>>36646326Shiiiiet, you packing heat, boi?
>>36646304I had a friend who was really skinny and got HIV and part of his treatment was testosterone therapy. He became super fit in a year's time and looked way more healthy than he ever did when he was skinny. I'm not suggesting to get HIV but look into anything that boosts your testosterone and HGH levels.
>>36646322sup brother long time no see
>>36646304You just have to start where you are at. Remember, comparison is the thief of joy. It is not rational to compare your state with that of others because you do not know what advantages others have had so the comparison to strangers is especially flawed reason.In all likelihood, they come from wealthier backgrounds, as Key West is not cheap. That is, they have more leisure time, more support and less stress. So they have the luxury of focusing on their appearance. Theres a reason the working class do not have super fit bodies after years.If it interests you, start making fitness a hobby. Really learn about food and metabolism. Take your time and celebrate your accomplishments. Its not a competition.
>>36646333Post BBC.>>36646362I have a ton of guns. Need BF to go shooting with.
>>36646322There was a rumor (that I started) that you weren't posting because you had flown to the UK and every time you would try to post Haribo woud drain you sensually to sap your strength and prevent you from posting. Is there any truth to this rumor(that I started)?
>>36646353Really wont be needing any more opinions from you this evening. Thats really quite enough.
>>36646362
>>36646393What are they? Teach us something, please.
BOTTOMS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO OWN GUNS
>>36646393the bigger rifle is the AR-10. It's SO much heavier and less pleasant than the AR-15 below it. AR-10 is a bad bitch though and the drum magazine I posted in the first picture holds 50 of picrel. (9mm handgun cartridge vs .308)
>do a weird stretch and crack my back>suddenly the dams break and images of my middle school boyfriend flood into my head with his big goofy smile and fluffy hairlol
>>36646384christ you are a creep
>>36646322Things have changed. Watch out for dark haribo. It's like they are 2 different people.
>>36646405top one: AR-10. Fires .308 Winchester, a big bad full powdered rifle round. Hits with about 6x as much energy as a standard 9mm pistol round. Not really suited for close quarters combat because of recoil.Rifle below it:AR-15 Carbine Lightweight, fires an intermediate cartridge (smaller than full powdered rifle round). Just really pleasant to shoot. Good for close quarters stuff Below it:Mossberg 940 JM pro Good ol semi auto shotgun. Holds 10 shells. Great for home defense Pistol to the side:My concealed carry. I carry this right next to my cock in my crotch everywhere I go. Helps compensate for my 6" cock. It's a Glock g43x MOS.
>>36646488Thank you for sharing. I appreciate it. I like learning stuff about tools and machines and such.
>>36646371This is exactly what I needed to hear, thank you. I am making steps and moving in the right direction, which is all I can do really.
i've reached gay death (25) and i've never had a bf
>>36646509t. future tank
>>36646346what's wrong with Geico?
>>36646388Douche
>>36646130Not currently, but most of my friends growing up were nonwhite.
>>36646322Omg you're back :D how was your vacation from this wretched place?
>>36646339what about me was most missed uwu>>36646346uhhhh oh idk i just used Lemonade bing bang boom>>36646370ello m8>>36646384acurate>>36646484whats dark haribo like?>>36646595i played way too much runescape
so the latest news from the austin wolf trial is that one of his former lovers planted the sd card in austin's househes 25 years old and balding. lol
>>36646558non white as in non white or as in BA-LACK.
>>36646606So he's innocent? I knew it
>>36646606files on an SD card is sus as hell. SD cards should basically only have photos taken from a DSLR camera. Using them for files like a flash drive or hard drive is weird and unusual. Like only other realistic use case is a wii
Anyone got any advice for semi-long distance relationships? My BF is within okay driving distance, about 3 hours, but I can't make it every week and all I want to do on a day off is see him but I can't always make the time to. All I do is miss him most of the time.
or maybe like a raspberry pi
>>36646619shallo the child porn storage expert
>>36645553Delta wtf brother
>>36646648DrewScanlonBlink.jpg
>>36646654I hid your bits
>>36646606NEVER cross an aging bottom. They will destroy you
>>36646693so truelook at crsi, horror and xanthippe. three of the most vicious bitches ever to step foot in gaygen
>>36646606what about the telegram messages?
>>36646707I was saved
>>36646689Well hide it between your lips next time
delta raping a macaque and throwing it against the wall before adjusting his glasses
I'm reading enders game but i've seent the movie so i dun spoilt the ending for myself but i remember hearing bad things about the author back when i was a teenager what dont people like about this guy? im tryna see if anything jumps out to me. my guesses are:>he calls the aliens "buggers" which could be a roundabout way of saying gays are the bad guys idk seems like a stretch>in like chapter 2 he has a character state women are evolutionarily disadvantaged to men and thats why their are few of them in battle school>its a military scifi series so there is bound to be "facsism" pushed at some point perhaps like starship troopersthems my guesses so far
>>36646531Nothing inherently, but it’s privately owned by Berkshire Hathaway. Mutuals are owned by its members and they tend to lower premiums or issue dividends to its members if they have excess capital. Publicly traded and privately held insurance gives that to the shareholders.>>36646603Never heard of them.
delta kidnapping a macaque from his local zoo and dressing it up in drag and forcing it to lip sync before raping it
>>36646795my brother uses them for home and pet insurance and hes smarter than me so i just used who he said he uses
delta cutting himself open under local anaesthetic and sewing a live macaque inside his belly, enjoying the pulling sensation as it fruitlessly tries to claw its way out
>>36646774his personal politics (he’s mormon iirc, something like that) and they can’t read so they’ve never experienced the later books where he explicitly says genocide is the worst thing in the universe
>haven’t had hole in 5 daysI’m gonna end it all
>>36646808lemonade has 4.8-4.9 stars (according to human posted reviews) so they seem to be good
>>36646774Read the worm ouroboros, next.
>>36646817im kinda excited to read the sequels cause this first book is going down real easy and i think I'll be done with it by the end of the week and i think im on board
delta kissing a macaque passionately and fucking it into oblivion the macaque lies there dead and raped
>haven't had hole in 2 years since I was 18 and got shitdick and got traumatized
>>36646825yeah it was pretty straight forward and easy to use with just an app and i can change stuff on my policy at any point which seems nice>>36646834whats that one about? or what do you like about it?
>>36646808Fair. I just looked into them and they look okay. Fintech, though…
delta forcing a lego piece up a macaques anal cavity as it screams out in pain and then quickly pull it out and put it into his own ass forcing the macaque to watch as it bleeds from its ass slowly
>>36646839it’s been a while since i’ve read them but i do remember enjoying the second book more than the original (it’s sort of like dune where the first two books are actually one story). my only complaint with it was it should have been a bit shorter
>>36646851It washes off brother. You can’t play in the field and not expect a little dirt sometimes
delta cumming over all his legos as his toes curl up in pleasure and then licking the cum off his legos
>>36646880whats fintech?>>36646896ill have to report back once ive read it
>>36646821We’re on the same spiritual journey rn
>>36646920Financial tech
putting aids dan out of his misery
>>36646927Tempted to ask my boy if I can come through tonight and fuck him in the back seat
>>36646920Fintech is basically technology based finance. Lots of them go under because they’re better at the technology part than the finance part, or they reject traditional finance so much that they throw the baby out with the bath water and end up with predictable insurmountable problems.
>>36646855>whats that one about?It is pre lord of the rings epic fantasy about the war between demon land and witch land.
>>36646935What’s your method?>>36646950You know he’d say yes what are you waiting for
dan infecting gaygen with aids anal hpv and gonorrhea
>>36646931>>36646956well if they go under i can always just get someone else since the payments are monthly and not yearly. im sure itll be alright>>36646975oh that sounds better than i thought, sounded like it was gonna be some philosophy book and im a bit philosophied out at the moment
What yall got against macaques>>36646730Lewd
>>36646989Personally, I prefer my tops to be experienced.
i use lemonade insurance for my renters and pet insurance policies
i’m a cute bottom in distress, hyelp me! uwu
>>36646908>legosLost my boner
>>36647039:/*euthanizes you*
>>36646993>oh that sounds better than i thoughtIt is a very cool book with lots of drama, betrayal, and magic.
>>36647068stfu xan
>>36647068
Good god. What has happened to this general, when a half wit two bit no account slack jawed knuckle dragging peasant bred lummox like DELTA is allowed to be the OP. How far have we fallen to let such a dull mush mouth empty headed flea brained hapless simpleton like DELTA post the thread.What a disgrace. I think we should all break for a shower to cleanse the stench of failure and just start a new thread. I can't even bear the notion. Such gall from that blundering crum-bum. How dare he, that vulgar oaf. The audacity. The utter audacity of that nincompoop. What an embarrassment.
Ew! So many uglies on here.
trying too hard
trump making premarital sex illegal and requiring the bottom to take the tops last name
>>36647118xanthippe, blu and horsetino walking into a funhouse with mirrors
>>36647128beagle too
>>36647130howling
nyeheheh hey Lois remember that time we did a little key we did a little line kept bumping that didnt sleep didn’t eat just did it on repeat kept bumping that
Wait when did shartino become horsetino
luv luv oh-ohluv luv yea-yea
I don't get why all of you trips always seem to have a problem with each other.
>>36647045all the monkey torture WAS giving you a boner? wtf
>>36647157when he was born judging by his gums
>>36647130/gaygen/ is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In /gaygen/ you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. “Take it easy” is the /gaygen/ motto, for example, that’s how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.
It kinda fucks me up mentally sometimes that my personality and appearance completely contradict what I like in the bedroom :/
who asked
>>36647172You’re not supposed to look a shart horse in the mouth
>>36647170Go fuck an ass or smth bitch.
>>36647170Jealousy breeds contempt
>>36647181You're allowed to speak your mind. Free country.
>>36647188omg that’s cerseis quote stop impersonating her
he's already getting grey hairs
>>36647208I miss him.
>>36645553>funko pops
>>36647223Get this man Finastride for his beard ASAP. Patchy af
>>36647234finasteride actually makes you go bald faster just dye it
>>36647234You don’t even have a beard, so you can’t judge. But yes, it’s not great.
>>36647223that's his birthmark? Wbk he had it sisma
>>36647223>>36647225
>>36647223dirty gypsy
>>36647268wait that's xanthippe?
>>36647268xanthippe is bald
feeling like something sweet for dessert but I don't know what
>>36647251bottoms need to be smooth from the eyebrows down
>>36647285>>36645553bucko's uncut dick
>>36647264he is right here >>36647128
>>36647293(you)
>>36647300his trip leaked on the cord :/
>>36647208I wonder if me and Cersei would’ve been girlies
>>36647314no it did not
>>36647223Bleagle WON
>>36647330lol you're still alone for life
>>36647326>me and cerseiLol
>>36647329>>36647314nta yeah it did
>>36647345see told you girl
>>36647298No. That is a meme.
>>36647339Oh honey... the larp LOST
>>36647345the discord won
>>36647354you being lonely wasnt a larp tho wym
>>36647354*throws piss bottles*
imagine finding a shy little submissive fem twink and making him your bf by shoving your big fat cock up his faggot ass
day 3 of missing anime blowjob
I love the moon, I love that spooky little bitch
>>36647360wow you are steaming red
>>36647340This is the dumbest grammatical rule of all time and I’m not joking
>>36647382esl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFmE_lB31pE
>>36647388what about i before e except after c (69 million exceptions)
whne ur husband introduce u to his family :)
>>36647411No I won the spelling bee in 3rd grade that one is ok
>>36647420what would you do if they called you a faggot
>>36647420yea if he never does that hes a no from me dawg
nina simone is the only person that could have possibly understood me
>>36647360>>36647401He's right tho >>36647382
>>36647388It’s polite to put yourself last in groupings.
>>36647330>>36647354this is *** larping as tank btw
>>36647448>>36647442blu or xan?
>>36647435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEDZvnwLuiAbased black bitch gonna take whats hers
>>36647448i bet you think that unironically too
>Bush and Gregg were, in fact, deeply involved in a previously undisclosed weapons-smuggling operation to arm the contras that began in 1982, two years before the much publicized Iran-contra operation run by marine lieutenant colonel Oliver North and financed by the sale of missiles to Iran. This earlier operation, known as Black Eagle, went on for three years, overlapping North's operation.how deeply connected is this harry fella…
>>36647443I really don’t know who is paying that close of attention or care
>>36647459>>36647450That one
>>36647420yay, one big happy family and no pressure to have grandchildren because they understand it's impossible for gays to make the baby, so stop askin about it
>>36647499I want kids though. Like at least 3
do u guys remember meet the press?
>>36647509your asshole looks like it could fit twins
Just saw this ad on YouTube about a military guy setting up a shrine for his military drones obsession and got deeply uncomfortable. Going to sleep
>>36647420Pretty nervous about this happening soon>>36647499That won’t stop me from trying >>36646986I sent the I want hole text but I’ll still probably just wait until I see him Friday. Save the load up>>36647026How long did you look at it for? Huh? Smh
>>36647518yes polititian maek me horny long time
>>36647519God, I wish I could produce babies like that.
>>36647518do u think all the politicians are waiting for us to execute the welfare checks
>>36647520This is antisemetic
>>36647471>raises handGranted, I’m used to academic and research level writing. My ‘mistakes’ are usually in the grey area of writing, or I’m drunk.
https://voca.ro/1f3GZRyOozqY
i HATE video games
>>36647615skill issue luv
>>36647615I wanna play em more
i want my bf to pretend he's trying to make me pregnant each time we make love, even going so far as to see a doctor about the fertility of his sperm, researching ways to maximize volume/semen potency to increase our odds
i want my bf to be abusive verbally and physically
>>36647366need this (as the twink)
>>36647649Started okay, but quickly trailed off. Anon, just come to terms with visceral dirty talk. That or you can tell the top you’ll keep trying and you’ll have as many babies as he wants—that and any number of babies he says he wants, add more.
>>36647691hi
>Tfw got dumped by my bottom who became a top>He was actually intelligent and talented at so many things and made me laugh, and I could talk about all my nerdy interests with him>Every other bottom I've been talking to is dumb as fuckIt's Joever.
total faggot death now
>>36647740I can't find a top that's intelligent and that I can talk about my nerdy interests with
>>36647749hi crsi
>>36647649I take the nut cocktail with my daily vitamin. I definitely do the fuck and dirty talk like I’m tryna impregnate thing. But that’s about it
>>36647762Well, yeah, don’t you only hook up with guys in their early 20s and below?
i love it when my bf pins me down during sex
>>36646229Lots of twinks want to date me. Including sweet ones. I already have my next boyfriend planned out.
i wouldnt even roundhouse kick a faggot without being on prep
>>36647775no, I go for guys under 35 lmao. Under 30 I'd consider for a serious relationship
I dont even know what I want from a bf anymore. I thought I wanted a submissive bottom who did what I told him, but now I realized how boring that is. I want a bf who can stimulate me intellectually again and challenge meI want to go back
Death to FAT BFs. You guys don't know how good you have if being single, I'd rather be single or dead than with my fattie BF> fat as fuck 37 bmi> tiny penis 4 inches> bottom but makes you hold him up during which is impossible> bad hygiene doesn't brush teeth at night or change underwear for 1+ month> social phobia but jealous of you having friends> anti-sex> demands ope relationship to cheat then demands closed relationship when he develops social phobia and gets morbidly obese> thinks he is "bulking" for 6 yrs straight
>>36647765RIP, her last messages were about how she was going to take her own life after this guy kept ghosting her messages
>>36647809I do this though :/. I love debating people.
>>36647816Grand Marquis of Hell Andras, please kill my fattie BF with a heart attack or lightning. I am begging you.
Wish my fat BF had the mental health of crsi
>>36647816haha you're such a loser to eettle for that
>>36647825no, she posted back in february and it was about doing drag
>>36647816don’t you think it’s time to stop being a sissy faggot dick in the booty bitch
>>36647802Kind of limiting in a way, but not the worst cut-off I’ve heard of. Closer to 30 and above are the ages where you can have much more in-depth conversations, I find.
yall aint nothin but some hoes
new one is right here when youre ready>>36647928>>36647928>>36647928
>>36647937too early
