>mom calls me and wakes me up at 7 am sounding angry as fuck asking me if I'm gay>oh fuck did she figure out I'm a tranny or something fuck fuck fuckkk>she says God woke her up and told her to open a package I got (i dont live at home but she never opened my packages before this)>rainbow socks as gift for pride donation I made (I live in eastern eu so I donated to what I think is a good thing in this homophobic af country)Is God real? Does he want to out me?
>>36649029No, she sussed you out and was planning to go through every single piece of mail you got that was a suspicious package until she found something questionable. I hope you can sway her to realize that lgbt stuf f is natural and perfectly healthy even amongst spiritual folks like, with religion. I hope she's not too old that she can't be reasoned with.
tell her it was satan who sent you the package or something, she's probably retarded enough to believe it
>>36649029>dont live at home>she opens your packagessue her
She lied about the God part to intimidate you.
>>36649080This. I'm sure it's still highly illegal in your country like it is in the US to open someone else's mail>>36649048Or this if it will actually work
>>36649080>>36649202>just sue your mom lolthis fucking boardyeah make her hate you even more
>>36649029She lied about god she's just a typical mom snoop but also evil
>>36649202The mail federal crime thing is pretty uniquely American
>>36649029Own it up"I am not gay, but I am pro gay, they thanked me for my donation" *click*
>>36649080>lose 2k in lawyers and your inheritance because you fucked up your relationship with herGJ>>36649378False
>>36649029>>36649365tell her that lying about god is blasphemy
At least she didn't open the horse dildo package.
