Serious question.I'm a manmoder. I am a man with breasts and a big ass. So nobody wants me.The next best person to have sex with other than someone else is yourself. So how do I build up the flexibility and skill to do this?
>>36654527listen to a lot of marilyn manson while working your core
>>36654543I've had dreams of sucking men's dicks and I enjoyed them, but I want to live out my sexuality now.
>>36654527>I am a man with breasts and a big ass. So nobody wants me.This is absolutely false.
>>36654554what the FUCK does that have to do with anything we just said
>>36654557I genuinely have a man's face and I've never malefailed as an adult (20 years old)
>>36654563If you have a fat ass, men will still fuck you
>>36654580I don't want to date gay men!!!!
>>36654527You just saw the /r9k/ thread, didn't you?Visit /jp/'s onahole thread and ask for recommendations for a first timer. An onahole will feel much better than your mouth.
>>36654837???I want to suck dick not stick my dick into things