crickets
>can’t even do the thread right It’s over, pack it up. We’re done.
>>36855083bro ok I don't see anyone else doing it cunt so
On a scale from 1 to 10, how dumb and childish is it to avoid going to the dentist even though I have a huge cavity and it hurts every time I eat hot food?
I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch.
>>36855299wow I have missed u
>>36855299She's back <3
anons when did you first start realising your same-sex attraction? I'll start. I used to headcanon myself with all the girl characters in the series I watched (always as a boy because I didnt even realise I could be with a girl as a girl until way later)
>>36855281Depends on the dentist's "bedside" manners, made a world of difference for me between the one in my current country and the one I had back in my motherland.
>>36856266I think this
>>36856219Define realise, because I spent my teenage years schlicking to milfs and trying to date my classmate but thought I was perfectly straight until junior year.>>36856266Bloody hell, how is this even possible?
>>36856425>>>36856300(You)I was just joshin anon, it's people's internal (head) lore (canon) about a show or cinematic universe or cast of characters (including in this case irl people) or whatever
>>36856219I just never grew out of that boys are icky phase. And tbvh why should I? Most biomales are slobs.
>>36856219i think i had a crush when i was in grade school but i didnt realise until much later
>>36855205it's literally copy + paste, that's too hard for you?>>36854857Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi>New Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1FcagPrevious thread: >>36816290
>>36856219when i stopped telling myself i was saving and getting excited about a bunch of naked big tiddy anime pictures """for the art"""
>>36856847ya
>>36854857The fact that "mental health center" is code for "free vacation for high maintenance women" while men can't get basic care under thread of armed insurrection is why the west will fail. I'm not joking. That fear all you foids have that you can't quite explain, that's it. You know you're taking too much, and you know you're taking it from people who are much better at violence than you are, and you know there's going to be a reckoning.
>>36856847Reminder: 4chan is not an inclusive site. Nobody wants AFABs here in the first place, and you don't make the rules.
>>36856938Reminder: 4chan is not an inclusive site. Nobody gives a shit about your hurt feefees. Go die in a war.
Off on the pizza quest for my beloved wife
>>36855299That's hella gay
>>36856938pee pee poo poo faggot
>>36856692>Most biomales are slobsI actively avoid women who have this reasoning for being a lesbo because it reeks of radfem fakebian shit. Yea I’m not attracted to males but that’s just something that is natural for me whether said moid is a a clean, kind, and attractive person. Also I have been embarrasingly attracted to some very awful women and I don’t trust lesbians who have never had a problematic toxic crush before
>>36860521>a problematic toxic crush beforeim barging in to say mine is empathchan. hiii i hope you read this
>>36860753>empathchanIs that one of ur tranny tripfags
>>36860818find out yourself https://x.com/empathdollart/status/1822512796371726818
>>36860753I have especially enjoyed the sexually harassing her therapist arc
>>36856728I unconsciously repressed all my crushes growing up by just thinking its normal for girls to want to kiss their friends, or that perhaps its was just a bi-curious thing.
>>36855205I'm glad you made the thread anon, even if you forgot to copy paste.If you didn't make it we could have gone 20+ hours without one again.
>>3685528110Cavities do not heal. You cannot regenerate your enamel. This is going to get worse. It's going to escalate into needing a crown or root canal. If you don't get a root canal, your tooth will break in half and you'll need a bridge or end up looking like a hillbilly with a missing tooth.Just get the filling.
how do I meet my future gf? is dating apps really the only options? I can't imagine actually being able to hold a conversation with some stranger but I really want a gf
>>36861750personally i will keep lurking here until I find her, I really cant see myself with someone not messed up enough to browse these sorts of forums lol
>>36861750How much you wanna bet you already met her an, you just dont want to give her the time of day?
>>36861786ngl, i cant see myself with someone whos not messed up either, i NEED to know that they know how my mind works and why
My bath was kinda disappointing, after like five minutes of getting in I was too hot and bothered and went out. Used a nice body scrub though and now I'm all warm and comfortable on the sofa.
>>36861786I just need us to have a couple common interests >>36861791a lot, I have not met any girls who wanted to be my gf
>>36861807how? your response reads pretty entertaining for conversation. Idk i like hearing about peoples day to day, their ups and their downs. Im a weirdo.
>>36861825how have I not met anyone who wanted to be my gf? idk I just have never had a girl talk to me out of romantic interest and not just wanting to be friends
>>36861857You do know that girls really REALLY do need to be friends first. At least i do, i need to know they can take the pressure i have to take all the time. and we both need to learn how to work eachother out yea'know? like all of us need to learn that we need to feel each other out first to see if we are a good fit.
>>36861878mind you, with the whole pressure thing i have a really stressful job, and who ever gets introduced to it needs to be able to watch people come at me and keep their composure. Its like, really important. ngl, i have dated girls that didn't, i kek'ed but it was actually a really bad response.
>tfw no chinka gf
>>36862275
>>36862275why do they all have chink eyes
Anyone interested in a long term relationship with a 30 year old virgin
my clit is 6 inches when hord who want me?
>>36864995r u cute
Anyone interested in a long term relationship with a 30 year old non-virgin
>>36864995>30 year old virginmommy! mommy! mommy! mommy! >>36865383>30 year old non-virginmommy! mommy! mommy! mommy!
What are lesbian bars like?
>>36865383>>36865014
>>36865432why are zoomer women like this lmao...
>>36865628Cute enough to get laid.
>>36865676any female that knows the cluster fuck that we are in right now would never answer like that..Thats a dood, most likely an older dude that cant get enough of the "its funny" >>36865383Ill take Non-virgin vagna having female for all the gold alex. Im to old to be explaining sex to people.
>>36865745true then I will be your long-term gf
>>36865676This funny thing happened two threads ago where me and other anon mommyposted 10 seconds apart but my post was longer so we must have been simultaneously typing lolAnd then the milf ignored us :(>>36782123>>36782342>>36782345
>tfw no 18yo zoomie gf to call you mommywhy live
>>36865768https://youtu.be/A1gCm-gYy1U?si=oB7yFkzn-Xe3M30GShe ran off like that Sniper
>>36865754Don't take it personally S but I think you're a little too dumb for me. >>36865758Are you cute though?
>>36865796>Are you cute though?yes I am cute
>>36865014My auntie tells me I'm a qt.
>>36865796She's not a braintrust, but she'll take you on a ride on the back of her motorbike and fingerblast you in the carport, she's got some baggage but is loyal to a fault.>pickup and hand her back something she's dropped>she will never forget this kindnessBut you know who's cool as shit and rode a motorbike? Gary Busey
>>36865791>Lyle McDouchebaglol i remember my older brother watching machinimas that guy made back in like 2012 he went by the name lyle the guitarmaster back then tho i think
>>36865796thas-tho-kay i respect everyone's right to turn anyone for ANY reason down. I dont need validation from children, head pats and circle jerks to survive. ^_^ Hope you find what you are looking for.
>>36865803Okay great. Do you want cats? Where are we gonna live?>>36865873Right she's also too butch for me.
>>36865383>>36865754>>36865796>>36865958>>36866038Please note, i really thought i was just answering some rando question for shits and giggles. ngl, gives me a happy to know it was somehow misconstrued as some kind of romantic proposition heh heh * my badAlso lets me know somethings about some stuff. Always good to know more. ^_^ <3
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>>36867363kek,STAY mad....
:P <3https://www.tiktok.com/@belatown/video/7238780322547092782?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
>>36867438https://youtu.be/bFqYxjatP0g
What's your favorite yuri
>>36869913My girlfriend is not here today. peak toxicity
i am the only cis female here
>>36870426prove it
>>36870463i can smell your gock uwu
>>36870489bitch if I was born with a cock I would be living as a straight man not as my fuckass femcel lesbian life
>>36871174I believe this is called nursing
>>36871198I don't think nursing includes being fingered?
>>36871238You can call it nursing+
>>36870658Why are you a femcel? Just go to a lesbian bar or download a lesbian app.
it's so big i have to tuck like a fuckin' tranny i might just 42%
>>36871961lmfao well thats because I dont have a job and I live with my parents. Who want me
I want to get nipple piercings. Do they really increase your sensitivity or is that a meme?
does anyone here live in houston texas. I haven’t ate pussy in two years and tinder is fucking awful here lmfao
>>36871976me. age and location?
I'm up early. Kiddos start school today, traffic gonna be a nightmare later. Doing up some lunches; rice and beans chicken breast and apple sauce. Candy bar and a couple bucks if they wanted the school lunches instead. They got another hour before everyone needs to get up. Listening to my newscast I slept through last night and doing dishes. How is your morning?
>>36869913fluttering feelings
i got reported for calling a "raid" boss mexican trogdar. is mexican now a racial slur lmao
>>36873666....it is
this is the kind of asian woman I'm attracted to btw
snagged it in my zipper again now i'm at the hospital getting stitches on my bean
>>36876331>t. White man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4COfl8DMB8i miss when disney movies had cool songs>>36876377sending thots n prayers xoxox
>>36876423nah white man taste is more like this
>>36876585what style of glasses can I even get that aren't male bait?
>>36877209Just don't care what we think like most men don't care what you think honestly just b urself but try to have some tact. Goofy glasses make people seem like eccentric art school teachers which idk maybe that's what turns you ladies on. Idk why I'm Itt I'm cisgay and Yes I am mansplaining, sorry.
>>36877251thanks for the advice, i asked because i've got no fashion sense to begin with and don't want to give off the wrong vibes. i'm new at this and still have a lot to learn imo
>>36876377May I kiss it better
>>>/r9k/78465160chat is this true?
>>36877674theyfabs are as far as I'm willing to go, wannabe males remind me so much of the real thing
>>36877209i wouldn't say that scrotes in general go apeshit over glasses. just get whatever style you like.
>>36877674this person assumes I validate their gender identity in my head? No, this is simply the no dick space idc about your transtrender shit
>>36873515Worked the "early" shift at work today, which began at 11am. Usually I work evenings. Gf spontaneously texted me asking if we wanna hang in the park after work and that's what I did until now. Now chilling with vidya for 2-3 hours before bed. How was the first day at school?
they finally stopped the bleeding. i hope it heals right because it already itches and i'm picking at the tip.
good morning i hate women
>>36881852Yeah you do... I lub dem ^_^
>>36881852Morning anon I love women <3
Are you more of a hand or foot person
>>36856219my friends knew before I did. One of them called me out on it, and the others agreed.
>>36886150what were the signs they picked up on?
Do you prefer a hard or soft tummy on a woman?
>>36886603soft 100%
stitches came loose from too much pickin' now i'm back at the hospital. quacks in sweaters with soft voices came over to my room. i'm not going back. all the lesbians in there have stinky pussies and some tried to kill me. couldn't finish once. fml.
>>36854857Do Lesbians enjoy getting bred and knocked up by trans women with their massive BGC? Getting load after load fucked in your little cunt till you're pregnant . Then aborting and doing it over again.
>>36886223This could be us, but we’re ugly and poor
It's not a felony to change in front of pets, right? Even if they're four months old?
36888146this won't get deleted
I think transwomen are sterile, although there was that transman who gave birth a few years back. I remember it because my dad was furious almost to the point of tears haha. Also abortion is murder. In every other species, destroying a zygote is considered destroying a new creature.
>>36889091it's ok if it's a girl pet and you dont' do a seductive dance
>>36889106Yeah sometimes blatant troll posts like that get deleted when reported but most of the time they don't
>>36889091my cat screams if i shut her out of the room, and likes to sit in my pants when i take a shit. i don't think they care.
>>36878640So far so good. She ran to her friends right away and my nephew wanted to walk so he's gonna be going through his phases soon I think. Lunches are a hit, they're eating them and the school food. I cooked up a bunch of the 'dirty rice' and beans and some chicken cubed up this time instead of the cutlets on the side. I almost miss them being under-foot all day but it's good to have the house back to ourselves for a few hours. Grab at my wife's ass without having to be mindful of eyeballs
Dr's appointment is next Thursday, starting to show a bit and she's not as sick in the AM. We've been cuddling more and more lately and she's worried about being a loaf and getting fat. I've been playing this shit on repeat https://youtu.be/tM5JbOiPvtA?si=PdS-sRyp_Qpqe10pI can't wait, I wasn't sure about it first but now I'm all in. We're pretty sure it's a boy, 70/30
Do any anons have good recs for porn websites that post only lesbian stuff? I got spoiled by the female_only tags on nsfw art and hentai websites so now when I go on a normie website like pornhub seeing the hetshit thumbnails instantly dries me up before I get a chance to look for what I want. Plz hook me up lesbros
>>36893889>Dr's appointment is next Thursday, starting to show a bit>We've been cuddling more and more lately and she's worried about being a loaf and getting fat.Cute!>tfw no pregnant Asian wife>We're pretty sure it's a boy, 70/30I guarantee the male anti-circumcision activist will appear again and tell you not to circumcise him like he does almost every time you mention the pregnancy
>>36893974>Do any anons have good recs for porn websites that post only lesbian stuff?Fairly sure there are none, well no free ones anyway, there are many premium sites that only do lesbian stuff
>>36893889So a moid with a vagina and female legs?
>>36889884I have a studio apartment and mine stares at me and takes a shit in the litterbox everytime I take a shit. Cats are pretty fucked up animals.
>>36889878and we all know why
>>36893980I asked my mom about it and she says that she regrets doing it to my brother because he would scream with every dirty diaper. So I dunno, my wife doesn't care either way. Hot wings and the last of the dirty rice and beans from yesterday. I got the pressure cooker going on some pork shoulder for dinner and their lunches tomorrow. Doing the laundry now, then I gotta do the bedroom and I'm free for the rest of the day. Call my wife around lunchtime so we can eat together. Probably go bug my parents for a bit after that.
https://youtu.be/LYXGxtCDggA?si=OZch56tK4dlnSZvxYou got a chore playlist? You got that one song you like to crank when you got your hands in some dishwater? what is it?>I'm getting bad gateway errors for my captchas
I ordered chicken parmesan and she got something from her work cafeteria. She'll be home in a few hours, a good forty-five minutes or so before the kiddos drag themselves home. Probably just cuddle up on the couch before I finish dinner
>breedersDisgusting.
Military service for women: based or cringe?
>>36899500I really hate these heavy "beauty" filters. it makes people look so uncanny.
>tfw can't orgasm unless I am listening to some weird ASMR
Say what you will about millennials single-handedly destroying humanity, but I feel blessed to have been a member of this doomed, lazy, unremarkable generation>Born too late to have to go through life pretending to be straight>Born too early to confuse my stereotypical "guy interests" and the fact I hated hanging out with girls until middle school with being trans>Born just in time to be a failure who squandered all her opportunities, but didn't have to be in the closet while doing so:)
>>36899500Non-Israelis: basedIsraelis: wack
>>36901586How weird are we talking tho?
>>36899500Still lowkey thinking of joining the army desu.
>>36897306>>36893889The penile foreskin has 100,000 sexual pleasure nerves is the most erogenous and sensitive part of the male body(more sensitive than even the fingertips and lips). Imagine if you had your clitoris removed and the sexual pleasure nerves in the walls of your vagina were killed, that is the degree or sexual dysfunction that you would be inflicting onto your son by having him genitally mutilated. >my wife doesn't care either way.Why doesn't your wife want your son to remain genitally-intact? If you were having a daughter you and your wife would never consider having her genitally-mutilated, so are you and your wife even considering having your son genitally-mutilated? Every Human has the right to bodily autonomy whatever sex they are. "Circumcision" is a euphemism to mask how horrible genital mutilation is, just a few decades ago female genital mutilation was referred to as "circumcision" just as male genital mutilation is sometimes referred to as today. There are NO benefits to male genital mutilation just as there are NO benefits to female genital mutilation. Male genital mutilation is evil and harmful and unjustified just as female genital mutilation is evil and harmful and unjustified. Please, I am begging you, do not mutilate your son's genitals, do not mutilate ANY of your children's genitals. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-47292307.amphttps://www.independent.co.uk/voices/male-circumcision-fgm-baby-child-abuse-body-rights-medical-hygiene-a9011896.htmlhttps://en.intactiwiki.org/wiki/Foreskin
>>36903730if you're in the usa, don't, unless it's coast guard/air force. you can get the exact same experience working 16 hours 6 days per week and living in a homeless shelter + going to a soup kitchen. soup kitchen actually has better food.
>>36904057same fag, and this goes double for any poons or troons here. if you let a bottom of the barrel military doctor (or va) operate on you, you are fucking retarded and deserve the horror your life is going to become.
>>36903862Best I can promise is that I'll discuss it with the Dr. That cat isn't dead until I look in the box
>>36861285thank you anon, nta but im going to schedule an appointment this week bc of u <3
>>36899500Extremely based if they're held to the same physical standards as men.
>>36906995fitness tests for everyone are retarded. i want my intel guy to be an 85lb nerd who's never seen the sun, not the pt stud who can't spell his own name but runs good.
what happened to clg? anyway how do i psyop my girlfriend into becoming more feminine, like i want her to feel uncomfortable leaving the house without makeup and feminine clothes
>>36907100why would you do that
>average 22 year old white woman
>>36903088>Born too early to confuse my stereotypical "guy interests" and the fact I hated hanging out with girls until middle school with being transi wish that was true, yet we have 30+ old lesbians completely losing it
>>36907100another discord exodus i imagine>how do i psyop my girlfriend into becoming more feminine, like i want her to feel uncomfortable leaving the house without makeup and feminine clothesask moids for tips on how to gaslight and manipulate
the hospital gave me pain pills and this time they put a cast on it so i can't pick at the stitches. went to The Beave to get tipsy but ended up getting wasted because of the pain pills, i doubled up on, in my system. next thing i know i'm in their bathroom and a sexy bitch is putting a condom over the cast.
how many exclamation marks should I put on the happy birthday text to my ex to make sure she gets it that I still want to have lots of sex with her
>>36908100No more than seven, no less than three
>>36907078Int is an overrated stat, that's why I dumped everything into Dexterity and Charisma. So I can talk and dodge my way out of anything unless it takes numbers higher than I can count on my fingers because my Intelligence is the one after three
>>36893980>>36903862There he is, but I understand why he's doing it. I will discuss it with my wife and their doctors, you're not just shilling into the void. It's not like the only time the procedure can be done is infancy anyway.
>>36908448I chickened out and only put three, I don't deserve her :(
What do you call a woman that thinks penises entering vaginas and shooting out semen is super hot but isn't very attracted to men or dicks?
>>36909251a bishit whore
>>36909251It means you are a cuck.
>>36908100None. Tell her to go to hell (by never contacting her again)
niggers
>>36910040omg so true bestie!
randomly remembering when i went to aiport security and one guy put a mcdonalds meal through the scanner.later saw him eating it on the plane
>>36909251>lots of dildos with a "squirting" functionPlenty of lesbos like that stuff too.
>>36904841>mothers that don't care about whether their son gets mutilated or notNot that other anon, but that's sad.
>>36899500>coincidentally, gets pregnant every time they're up for deployment>their only contribution is being cumdumpstersFemale soldiers are a massive meme.
Which one of those is the actual one?
>>36910401both built for trans cock exclusively
Nightingale is dabbing on us again, sisters.
>>36910401neither. lesbians are banned from reddit.
>>36910401>lesbians have to flee to a sub with "actually" in it, hoping that the trannies would take the hint>nope, total tranny takeover>remake it, and the same thing happenskek
>these kinds of weird ear disks that destroy your earlobesyay or nay?
>>36856219i used to make my 4th grade crush beatbox for me
>>36861786me too, i need someone just as retarded as me. speaking of, anyone in minnesota wanna fartsnatch?
>>36911522I fucking hate queers so fucking much
8 KB JPGHey lesbians. I'm gay guy. My husband and I hold hands in public. We have 2 different lesbian couples bitch at us for holding hands. Why would they?I have also had lesbians get upset when I talk about my husband and they get hostile. Some treat me rude when finding out I'm gay.
if i go to a lesbian bar in portland will i just meet hons and women with they them pronouns? where do i find fat buches that will sexually assault me?
>>36911691because you're literal faggots and also male
i am so tired of having to tuck like a fuckin' tranny i might just have the doctors chop it off and use the tissue to add some joker lips to my pussy because that's how i feel!!! having to tuck my clit every day like a fuckin' tranny!!! I HATE IT!!!!
>>36911522lesbians with these stay winning, but what do we think about stretched septums?
>>36911522i don't mind alt women but gauges are just icky
>>36911753both of these fuck moids
como se llamabonitami casasu casa
>>36911160even the lesbian fitness subreddit is filled with flexing men, so stunning, so brave
>>36911753ubercringe
>>36911802why do they always have that exact hair and those exact glasses
>>36910304>>coincidentally, gets pregnant every time they're up for deploymentAh, the walz maneuver.
>experts say that that there may be actual longevity treatments in 2040>plenty of research on halting and reversing aging, cancer vaccines, etc. Is this a pipe dream? Do you think there's any chance that we'll get centuries or even immortality?
why do i have to pay $100+ to fuck my girlfriend? should the government subsidize this?
>page 8where did you all go, you bitches?
My uteruses are literally in fucking bloom right now bros.
twin-chambered uterus pop poppin on dem hoes queef queefin' on dey beef
#yung_ovi_preg
>>36913396literally. everyone's gone
WHERE ARE ALL THE FAT BUTCHES WHO WILL RAPE MEEEEE
>>36913396discord
nobody ever wants to eat my snatch it's always "can i ride your 6 inch clit"?
>>36914650i’ll eat you out femcel big clit wya
>>36913396I was at work, what
>>36912002you could grow corn and weave a harness out of their husks. super glue is cheap. also dinner after it's been marinated in pussy juice.
>>36915621
I make the kid I nanny read to me while I do laundry or cook, and motherfucker straight up makes shit up. "Once upon a time, a fairy princess..." bitch I gave you Goodnight Moon.
Alright. I’m going to shower, drink until my head is too heavy to lift up, do pic related, and sleep. Night.
>>36872094>Does having a pin stuck through my nipples cause my nervous system to go into overdrive?So, who's going to be my gf?
>>36908519Do not trust American doctors about male genital mutilation, most American doctors lie about male genital mutilation and try to hide the harm done by male genital mutilation. Thousands of European doctors have condemned male genital mutilation as the horrific genital mutilation it is just as female genital mutilation is also a horrific genital mutilation. > I will discuss it with my wife and their doctorsWhy is this even up for discussion? It's not your genitals, it's not your wife's genitals, it's not your doctors genitals, it's your SON'S genitals, why the fuck are you even considering mutilating a child's genitals? If your son had wanted his penis to be mutilated when he's older and able to consent he would, but he obviously wouldn't because he would NEVER consent to his genitals being mutilated, just like you and your wife wouldn't consent to your genitals being mutilated. Would you really want your genitals to be mutilated and for you to become a sexual cripple incapable of feeling sexual pleasure? Of course not, so why are you even considering genitally mutilating your son? PLEASE do not mutilate your son's genitals, PLEASE do not mutilate any of your children's genitals.
>>36918465Yeah, it's fucked upImagine being a parent and thinking that your sons genitals are of less value than yours because penis, what kind of parent is that?Imagine doing it to your daughter instead lol
>cycled past some hebe girl holding hands with and walking her shota brotherCute.
whats that one piece of media that baited you with yuri only to fuck it up later? I'll start:
>>36918933fukken YuruYuri
Just shaved my legs, pussy, and asshole ama me anything
>>36919036how long did it take you and how. when im done I always look like a victim of FGM
White womyn sisters, I don't know if this is a good look. Have we become too mannish and degenerate?
>>36917253me
I'm in love with a good friend of mine (many such cases). I welded her a coffee table and I'm going to hide a note in one of the legs confessing to her sorta. This is insane right and I shouldn't do it? Low chance she will ever find it but possible? She will be able to pull out a rubber insert to get to inside the table leg, but like why would she ever do that right?I'm not going to write anything crazy, just this Smiths quote,And you never knew,How much I really liked you,Because I never even told you,Oh, but I meant to...I'm scared she'll find it and it will make her uncomfortable. I don't even know why I want to do it. I'm a coward and should just tell her but I'm not ready and I'm also sentimental I guess
I want a cis gf.... anyone here is pretty, skinny, submissive with blue eyes?
left or right?
>>36919949fat girl>fit girl
>>36919562You should probably just be straight up and tell her instead of doing some weird thing like hiding a note. Cool of you to weld her a table, though.
>>36920029that's a thin girl though
>>36920310>t. american
>>36920317she's not even chubby, she's just soft
Wait, are you actually lesbians? I thought it was just a joke.
>>36920029TAKE IT OFF STOP EDGING ME
>>36919562holy shit that’s the biggest dyke move i’ve ever heard of, you welded this girl a table and you think she dosnt know you like her? what? and the smiths quote she’ll never find? you lesbos drive me insane
>>36919949Both of them kissing <3
>>36919814ok but are you cis and also all those things??
>>36921869cis people don't use the word cis lmao
>>36918933CrossAngeI wanted to wipe it from my memory... But it won't goFUCK THOSE ASSHOLES
I am very retarded.Who will be my non-retarded gf?Honest question.
>>36921966What do you think your iq is?
>>36922028I have a high iq, my retardation comes from other things.
my vagina is infested with yeast. my 6 inch clit is covered in stitches from all the pickin'. my voice is hoarse from all the screaming at quack doctors. i went to the store but forgot to tuck my member and i got the cops called on me after a shouting match with some prissy bitch. kept calling me "sir" until i showed her my cooter.
>>36922057felt
>>36922057Your problem isn't that you're lazy, is it?
so like, this gen is infested with butt hurt doods right now?
this thread is pretty gay
Central banks were a big mistake.
>>36923483>prices have surgedNow adjust for inflation and the higher minimum wage
>>36923519>inflation's gone upThat's the point. I used burger prices as a proxy for inflation, which the central bank is mostly responsible for.
>>36923540>burger pricesBurger price changes, I mean.
>>36923540Brat will fix that, trust the plan, two more weeks
>>36923483>i want my burger flipper wage to go up>i want my benefits to go up>i want cheaper healthcare>pay for it, government man!>OMG WHY IS HAMBURGER MORE MONEYS!?
>>36923597>her economic plan consists of nothing but gibs and schemes to buy votesMade me laugh, desu.
>>36923483Just cook at home fatty
>>36909251trans
>>36923699Checkmate trumpeter, brat is going to ban charging more more food and even force them to lower prices
>>36923715Sometimes, us workers are exhausted and just want to click some buttons and get food, neet-chan.
>>36923699I forgot to link articlehttps://edition.cnn.com/2024/08/15/politics/harris-price-gouging-ban-economic-policy-speech/index.html
>>36923742>price control1500+ years of failure, but this time it'll work out, eh? lol
>>36923762>everyone started clappingIs that post supposed to be ironic? I really can't tell.
>>36921966sorry, everyone on this board is retarded
do girls think it’s charming when you’re bad at flirting? also as a white girl should i flirt with black girls or do they not like that
I've never made it with a womanI've only made it with menI'd like to make it with a womanJust to see if I can I never make it even less human I only wanna be a man I'd like to make it even less human Just to see if I can
>>36923771I don't see why not, the capitalists have been ruining this nation for too long and it's about time we reign them in>>36923797>besides, there's no way to make good fries at home.Yes there is, just buy a fryer 4head>>36923826I went to his twitter and he's a transphobic rethuglican, I was hoping the story from his post was real
>>36924095>capitalists and free trade are ruining thingsLooking at socialist europe, I see little to be envious about.>unironic kamala supporterI thought you were ironic when you brought up price controls and called her "brat." Sad!
I just want to be loved, held, and cherished by a kind hearted woman and to do the same for her.
>>36924019cringe tranny lyrics
I have a session with a person trainer next Saturday, going to get into a consistent lifting routine so I can become stronk enough to attract a mate.
>>36923273I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion.I'm not lazy at all.
>>36924507I unironically wouldn't date some dumb enough to hire a personal trainer and can't just look at all the lifting routines available on the internet for free
>>36924467(you) will never get it and thats fine
>>36924559It's free through my job so I figured I might as well when I'm starting out.
>>36924647yeah I don't get being a tranny retard
just portioning out my ham for the week
>>36924763if your reading makes it out to be about mtf faggotry im sorry to say stop projecting
>>36924825I love a good ham sandwich
>>36924445wishing you the best
>>36924659>It's free through my jobWhat is your job? What kind of job pays for a personal trainer?
>>36924825EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF HER
eating an entire pot full of vegan mac and cheese after biking 20 miles was not my best idea! feeling bad gyns
>>36921869yes, are you a tranny who is pressed i only date real women? trannies will never be women
>>36921881im cis,you fucking retard and i stared using the word cis because trannies really think lesbians want them
why do people who cant stand you get mad at you when you do exactly what they want and you stop following/humoring them?
>>36926183>>36926196 aggro girls are really hot
>>36926183how would you treat me if I told you my eyes were T20
Bedtime early tonight work early morning, but I got Sunday to myself so that's fine.
down bad rn
>>36926736you could stick to trans people. Whats the problem? What are you looking for?
>>36926771haha good one, S!
>>36926796i dont get it, im lost... :| The picture states that people like myself are over rated, so doesn't that mean that the poster is not interested in cis chicks?
Alright, I'm taking the advice and getting a fryer. The oil fryers seem to make slightly better fries, which is my main priority, than the hot air ones, but there's also more hassle with oil and unhealthy fats. Being able to prepare stakes and chicken loins with the air versions is also tempting. Can I get some expert recommendations?
>>36886603whatever makes the girl feel good about herself.
>>36926892Getting an air fryer was one of the best purchases I've made in my life, it saves so much time. Get a Ninja Foodi or a Cosori
i'm an average looking, thin, well adjusted adult and yet i can't get a gf. i don't get it.
>>36927392lmk when you're offering a consistent supply of cocaine, I'll be there.
>>36927392>well adjusted>posting on 4channel.orghmmm
>>36921124I keep going back and forth on whether she likes me back. She keeps going on dates with loads of other people, and she's bi not lesbian :( she tells me about it. But we go camping heaps and we always sleep in the same bed with my arms around her and her head on my chest. I fucking hate this shit honestly I can't move on from her I like her so much and I just don't know how she feelsI'm going to do a mosaic on top of the coffee table and spray paint it in her favorite colours, I hope she likes it. I wish I could kiss her
>>36927111You don't like the philips fryers?
>>36926817The raccoon-girl creature that's saying real women are overrated has her arm around an anime girl implying the raccoon-girl thinks anime girls are better than real girls, however she does stutter a bit at the beginning of her sentence, so she might not actually believe that and is just trying to convince herself anime girls are better because she can't get a real one.
>>36929248What the heck is a 4channel.org?
>>36931030https://youtu.be/LBgTiLMTlxo?si=xt9O3FvBvmKQvyLy
>makeup and fancy clothes memesI get dressing up for events and following social norms in these cases, but it has never actually made anyone noticably prettier. A petite, cute, neotenous teen girl is just as beautiful in 5-10 bucks walmart skirts, shirts, jeans and dresses as they are in the most overpriced high fashion outfits. Makeup is arguably even worse. Looks-wise, adding a tiny bit with expert skill may be slightly benefitial, but it's also a major pain to do. With any more than that, you start looking trashy and prematurely age your skin. Though, admittedly, red lipstick looks really good on korean girls.
>>36930770Hiroshima seperated all the non-/pol/-adjacent boards into that domain for a while, hoping to appeal to advertisers, presumably. lol
she's the one for meshe's all I really need
>>36854857Bi dude here, does this actually work? I've always wanted a BPD gf to fix with hugs & love. It's cheered up for everyone else so I've been thinking about taking one for the team.
>500k upboots for calling kamala a commie>supported whites and free speech in englandElon's been pretty based lately.
>>36932191>richest man on the planet seething about bratthat's how you know she's in the right
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