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>>36922641
welcome to gay general. post whatever you want.

no transgenders.
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>>36924455
average ftm standing next to a real man
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so..... why did joe biden drop out the race
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>>36924476
he had a health scare
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>>36924455
oh ffs
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childless 35 year old taylor swift is the perfect super hero for liberal cat ladies
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>>36924508
literally nobody cares
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>>36924476
What race. Its already over. Its just about choreographed rage and ratings now.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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>>36924512
you tryna suck my twink uncut bwc though? Bitch boy.
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>>36924476
trump was winning 100-0 in the polling after getting shot
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>>36924476
because i put it out into the universe
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>>36924520
now he’s not
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We're all voting for Mamala, correct sisters?
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i wish I had some twink bwc to suck
how many years of being gay have I wasted away
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>>36924518
lol make him swallow and then say "thank you mummy" after he finishes
>>36924537
i haven't been following politics lately, or ever
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>>36924518
that's a dumb question
the answer is yes
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>>36924558
As of yesterday:
>Arizona
>Harris leads Trump 46%-42% in the poll. In May, Trump led Biden by 5 percentage points in Arizona.

>Georgia
>Harris and Trump are tied at 46% in the poll. In May, Trump led Biden by 4 percentage points in Georgia.

>Michigan
>Harris leads Trump 46%-44% in the poll. In May, Trump led Biden by 3 percentage points in Michigan.

>Nevada
>Trump leads Harris 47%-42% in the poll. In May, Trump led Biden by 8 percentage points in Nevada.

>North Carolina
>Harris leads Trump 46%-44% in North Carolina in the poll. In May, Trump led Biden by 8 percentage points in North Carolina.

>Pennsylvania
>Harris leads Trump 48%-43% in Pennsylvania in the poll. In May, Trump led Biden by 3 percentage points in Pennsylvania.

>Wisconsin
>Harris leads Trump 48%-43% in Wisconsin in the poll. In May, Trump and Biden were tied in Wisconsin.
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delta raping a bottom after building his lego tower. he takes the bottom by its hole and forcefully makes it sit on the pointy tip of the lego tower. the bottom screams and begs delta to take it down but delta doesnt care and leaves the bottom on there until blood flows down the lego tower. “its time for rape” he declares and knocks the lego tower down and with it the bottom falls hard onto the cold moist floor of the basement instantly fading into unconsciousness. this is when delta acts he unbuckles his belt and thrusts his rapecock into the bottom channeling all his anger and autism. the bottom wakes up to a sharp and excruciating pain in its bum and sees the rape connoisseur delta raping it. the last moments of the bottom were filled with despair, pain and deltas rapeseed. delta gets up after shooting his demonic rapeseed into the now empty husk of the bottom and smiles going on about his day. he pits the cadavar into his closet to rape for later.
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i need a coconut oil footjob
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if harris wins, most gay twinks will starve to death
it's too expensive to even buy a carton of eggs or some milk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci36pQTATyE
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getting mildly closer to just giving up on bisexuality and doing gay hookups
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>>36924604
didn't ask
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And yet "someone" mentions the election as part of a comment on the future collapse of civilization and gets insta banned.

Funny what people hide as too off topic.
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>>36924579
Wow so he's losing swing states now. I wonder what caused him to splat this hard? If Trump can't win coming off 4 years of inflation, 20 million illegal immigrants, and the declining quality of living standards, the Republicans are probably done for. Can't see them winning the white house again with another boring vanilla prototype like Jeb Bush in the future
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>>36924607
period lol
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i watched tv today
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>>36924617
jd vance was a retarded frogtwitter pick
trump is low energy
his campaign was built around attacking sleepy joe
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what do british people use for footjobs it isn’t beans is it
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you can call me dragonlord
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>>36924631
>jd vance
yeah it's over for cis pooners
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>>36924653
do you do 5 damage when you enter
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>>36924579
Only 3 of those matter and its already over. This is all phoney suspense to keep ratings. The opposition torpedoed itself deliberately. It never mattered anyway. The whole things been a hoax since 2015. And thats being extraordinarily generous.
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>>36924648
that fish lube from jellied eels
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this white woman is walking her massive dog and making him shit into her bagged hand while staring at his massive low hangers
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>>36924679
I saw a troon walking a dog with a diaper on the other day.
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>>36924689
what's with troons and diapers?
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>>36924699
I fucked up that sentence, I meant the dog had a diaper on, not the troon.
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>>36924689
lmfao
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we dont talk about stupid women enough
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>>36924707
The point still stands, it's a new trendy mental illness.
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okay one more and this is the last I swear
odds - gay fem sub bottom
evens - bi(gay) mascfem sub vers
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>>36924617
>Republicans are probably done for.
They've been done for. It wasnt supposed to ever get past 2016. The left only lost that because they got cocky. It never occured to them that there were enough dissidents left to vote against them. They even openly crowed on cable news about it being "the last election where whites mattered". Now its the Republicans who intend to prove it.

Race is just a side issue. Both parties know the ship is sinking and they cant loot the hold fast enough. The American experiment in democracy was never going to survive digital media and currency.
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>>36924670
The NYT predicted Hillary Clinton had a 90+% chance of winning the presidency in 2016. Polls mean nothing, they're easily manipulated in favor of the liberal or conservative side, depending on who's conducting the polling. Sit and wait.
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>>36924707
I'd bet $100 they both had a diaper on, but you could only see the dog's
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odds jerk off
evens jerk off on drugs
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to shave the hole or not
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>>36924742
based
what kinda drugs
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>>36924742
based
i might do that tomorrow
what's ur drug of choice
stimfapping?
weedgooning?
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I am thoroughly enjoying this male nudist party.
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>>36924720
>Race is just a side issue.
Race bores people, but it's Occam's razor innit- Norway is nice because it's white and sensibly populated. While the US and UK feel like sinking dystopias because we're multiracial, and overpopulated.
The UK having nearly twice as many people as California has is menthol, they'll never be able to sustain the growth that's going to produce in the future
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>>36924728
Th dog was sniffing around in the grass for a place to go but it couldn't because it had a diaper on. It seemed like some form of abuse which I never witnessed before. I regret not confronting the troon.
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texanon is like my intersex child I randomly gave birth to in a pre-historic Hyperborea stronghold during Pangea. My early human brain thought she was demonic because of her intersexualism so I wrapped her in a malanga leaf and left her in a cave miles away from the village
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>>36924748
poppers, can't fit my bbc dildo in without em
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>>36924721
Im not looking at the polls. I am looking at the margins from 2016. He already blew it by 2018. Sure there was cheating, but it wouldnt have mattered. He gave his base the finger then, and he is giving them both fingers now. The whole Trumo myth was exposed a long time ago. The only one who wants him to win in his party is him. They have sold him on the idea that being Romney will win, and hes dumb enough to believe it. He only ever wanted it for himself anyways. He openly told Oprah that if he ever ran, it would be as a Republican because their base were the biggest chumps. He doesn't know how to govern and never cared to learn. He became the very thing he ran against and in actuality, always was.
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>>36924773
that doesn't count as drugs loser
i thought you meant speed or 2cb or something
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>>36924769
That's horrifying man. Poor dog.
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>>36924784
>>36924770
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>>36924781
>that doesn't count
lol
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>>36924798
is this the episode where lol anon turns me into a popper bottom
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>>36924756
Yeah but thats the existential frame of reference, or the method. The means here in the real and now is financial collapse. Its not that civilization is collapsing. Its the system that could support even a banana republic is going down first.
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>>36924748
>>36924750
adderall and weed going to edge for as long as i can
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>>36924797
are u calling me a bitch ?
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>>36924780
You are completely underestimating how dumb and subservient Trump's base is. I'm from the Central valley in California, and have talked to a lot of Trump supporters, and most of them have no idea that Trump ran his presidency as a moderate liberal to progressive on some issues. All they know is that Trump has their back and god bless merica, like a political version of Hulk Hogan. They're not informed voters.
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>>36924823
lol fun
weed is nice for jerkin, although it's odd when it gets kinda psychological too
& you kinda reflect on wanting a guy to pummel your guts
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https://vocaroo.com/1cF4MLJKS4na
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Dude weed lol is not a personality
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>>36924817
lol
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Day three of being gluten free and I'm looking for a place to donate the many kilograms of pasta and canned lentils I can't eat anymore
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>>36924870
fine just ordered some & a new dildo & invited a hot top round to fuck me
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if i fuck up and get too high then jerking off no longer feels good
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>>36924865
gibberish
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>>36924889
theres gotta be food banks in argentina surely
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https://voca.ro/14XIm8fMtyDj
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>>36924889
lentils have gluten?
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>>36924831
We have couple of bitches already. I'm sorry, I don't wanna call you a man anymore.
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lol just remembered one time i put a chairleg up my
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>>36924823
>edge for as long as i can
here's a good starter video to get the session started, pic rel
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i really dont care what u do
if u need to brag then do it
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>>36924970
might wanna try that again bud
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>>36924951
lol
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>>36924983
i didn't post that
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>>36924937
No, but canned ones can get contaminated
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>>36924997
i lol where i will
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>>36925005
Post your contaminated can.
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>>36925014
you missed a lolpurtunity there
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oh wow. was ur orphan ur last effort against the sjws?
wow
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>>36924840
Its just not enough in the right states. Its math. Idk what else to say. They could be whatever caricature of them you depict but there just arent enough in the three states that matter and he barely won them before the left got wise and before Trumo showed his colors.
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>>36925095
The election isn't being held today, and public opinion shifts from week to week as most people stand for nothing and go with whatever's trending. My honest opinion is that Trump will win, and Dems will shit themselves again over nothing like post-2016.
Trump represents corporate interests, and the Israel lobby. His campaign rhetoric is designed to sway voters, the same voters he'll forget about once he's back in power. So stop caring about politics, there's literally no difference between the two political parties anyway.
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why even bother saying no transgendered there are so few ftm on 4chan anyways they are all mtf
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oh wow her orphanage is about to get the donation of their life
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>>36925163
i only post in gg because we're bound to get a wave of theyfab yaoi gooners that i can cash in on and cum in
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>>36925184
What are you talking about
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had beans for lunch
can't stop farting
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>>36925144
All I am saying is that for him to win, he has to not only somehow replace the base that left in those three states, WI, MI, and PA (and I would include FL myself) where he won by less than 2%, but then also has the task of turning moderates and disaffected Democrats. And I just dont see it happening, especially with this absolute shitshow of a campaign. He wouldnt have even gotten this far if it wasnt for the pick up by Israeli money after getting snubbed by Biden after October 7th. Up until then, it was already a bumbling debacle with gold sneakers and NFTs, coins and all his other shill merch for money, which seems to be the actual point of the campaign and to drag out people for the down ticket. Not a time or word for defending the J6ers languish in the DC Metro hell hole guilty of nothing more that trampling the precious daisies on the lawn. That alone would at least be a good political optic and he is too incompetent and uncaring to even do that.

Believe what you want, but the math is just not on his side at all.
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trump is gonna die before the election
mark my words
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>>36924455
I want my bf to top me but I don’t think he finds me attractive as a bottom, help me gays wtf to doooooo
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>>36925224
do what other gays do. cheat.
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>>36925224
Rape his penis.
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>>36925229
no :(
>>36925230
I am too afraid to incur wrath
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>>36925217
You realize that Kamala Harris was the most unpopular presidential candidate in history? Her campaign received over $200 million from corporate sludge funds, and she polled 0.1% less than Tulsi Gabbard who was being vilified with defamation daily in the media for not being a ZogBot shill
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im gonna die a topless virgin, its over im too ugly to be a bottom
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>>36925224
Pray to Andras that the gods of vengeance smite him so you can date bish
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how early would it be to ok to ask for someone's body count?
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>>36925278
early or far too late, not in between
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if you asked someone their body could and they said "oh I've had sex with three girls" but you could tell they're lying, what would you do
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>>36925301
sug his dig
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>>36925291
i mean, i'd prefer to know someone's not a slut so i don't waste my time, but i don't know how to bring it up tactfully
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>>36925301
i lie claim the same thing but my numbers would nontuple
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>>36925304
>>36925317
what if he said "oh I'm a virgin" even though he's 26 and its like wtf
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>>36925276
it’s okay, I’m vowing chastity for purity instead.
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>>36925325
top his holes
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i agreed to go out with my friends tomorrow and it was my worst mistake yet, i wish i could just lie in bed for the weekend
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>>36925325
it’s possible to be a virgin at 26. I was a virgin until 26-27.
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>>36925316
Ease into the conversation, start talking about experiences you've had to encourage her to share also. Once she feels comfortable sharing, then you fish for the body count total. It'll save you from dating a total slut. One girl told me she'd been with 25 guys she could remember. That means the real number could be 30-50. She was funny and I liked her, but I had to friend zone after that.
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oh thats a child.
ill learn that.
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>she
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>>36925329
nice
>>36925335
i just wish i did some stuff earlier
i had offers of sex and opportunities but didn't take them
how did you lose it?
hookup? romantic?
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>>36925353
an actual she
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>>36925339
you know you're in gaygen, right?
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>>36925301
Instant break up.
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>>36925372
no one is gay here besides Dan and debbie, pssh
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>>36925372
There's regular bisexual posters here like Bishit.
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>>36925384
>>36925390
Maybe they should fuck off to their gen then
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>>36925384
>>36925390
damn. even in one of the few exclusively gay threads on the board homosexuals are a minority
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>>36925401
/gaygen/ belongs to bisexuals, deal with it
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>>36925354
it was romantic I think, our hearts were beating fast. and I never expected sex to happen but it did.
>i just wish i did some stuff earlier
i had offers of sex and opportunities but didn't take them
I feel that sometimes. but I remember, I’d rather have one of many romantic experiences later than a dozen hookups much earlier. Sometimes things just workout they way they were meant to, sometimes you probably should not have been a certain place at a certain time of your life. In my case I lived in a very homophobic hick town growing up, just wouldn’t have worked being more myself.
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bisexuals do not read
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>>36925417
yeah definitely in teens being gay would be a no go
too working class & laddish
but uni would've allowed it but instead I said I was straight
you're right though, i just hope being a virgin isn't too big a deal
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>>36925429
narcissism trait. all they do is blogpost
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>>36925403
/gayforthestaygen/
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why are bishits like That?
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>>36925409
It doesn't claim you. Any healthy body expells the parasite, so it would be clever for you go back to your larvae nest.
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when we choose you over a cis girl, you know you've made it
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Monkeypox-

its gun gitcha-

MONKEYpox.
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i am not laughing at stupid women
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ill probably choose gays over a cis woman because I think they don't like passive submissive virgins + I can trust my dick more with a guy (or hole)
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gon gitcha
gon shake ya
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barefeeted twinks
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i for one am looking forward to the next mask mandates because the less people see of my horrible visage the better
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>>36925479
mental illness, promiscuity, indiscrimination, self-doubt, poor self esteem, narcissism, hysteria, permissiveness
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>>36925546
why don't you grow a beard that's basically the same thing
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>>36925558
Why are they either extremely promiscuous or homophobic virgins?
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bisexuals and their stupid shenanigans
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>>36925586
im bavarian
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>>36925333
Charge your phone this time.
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Is there a good resource for bottoming?
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>>36925597
gay bar toilet
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bavarian shenanigans
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>>36925568
Desperation/Inceldom
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when can i just say im gay
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>>36925607
>!!KMs
literally me
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delta raping a bottom and laughing at its demise
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>>36925562
brutal :-/
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>>36925592
i will i will but we are just going to the pub i won't meet guys at the pub
everyone there that isn't my friends are mostly big gammon typed and old enough to be my dad. which is fine no hate it's just not what i want jna sexual pa
>>36925615
i never noticed that before
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>>36925607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq_kUGUSN8s
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>>36925542
>>36924598
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If you have friends you shouldn't be here.
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>>36925621
i didn't mean beards were ugly just that they kind of hide your face erm
erm
uhm
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>>36925627
>won't meet guys at the pub
is it a gay pub?
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>>36925333
you need a bf to make decisions for you
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>>36925643
unironically
i have 0 frens
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i love when men call me a bitch or faggot it makes me wanna rub my hole uwu
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>>36925654
go to sleep bishit
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>>36925562
i did, the last time i posted my face on gaygen with a beard my average score was around a 5, i really don't think it helped.
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shall i go to munich tomorrow and find bavbav?
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>>36925654
>>36925653
We could tell, bitch.
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>>36925670
no please its so peaceful without her
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>>36925661
that's not me
my hole is too hairy to rub
>>36925653
what about online
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>>36925678
but i wanna find her

>>36925680
>what about online
no literally 0
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>>36925653
tfw no boyfriend is the worst
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>>36925680
shut up haribo
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delta feetsies... i found them at last...
https://litter.catbox.moe/1q266g.jpg
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>>36925693
i have a boifrend but my hole isn't tight anymore
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Do you guys know much about HIV gay culture?
It seems that having the spectre of death hanging over your community must have produced a lot of culture but I don't know much about it
I think the group Coil is a good example of this but what else?
Is it fair to say that HIV was your cold war?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsRMWvDuHMs
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>>36925688
Ur my friend
>>36925695
im the other bisexual
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how is int even not easy for u
i am really wondering
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im not bisexual im gay
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>>36924455
I'm at my university rn and Grindr has a lot better guys. There's an unruly amount of bottoms. So many bottoms. I have a date with a hot bottom tomorrow..
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>>36925711
>Ur my friend
i don't know you
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>>36925715
poofter
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i have a boifren but my hole is loose and i had a lot of sexual contact with other guys before i dated him
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>>36925721
think before you post that was a hate speech
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>>36925710
post cute lad pole
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is confidence something you can gain with sex
I'm trying to come up with reasons why I declined to have sex with women. either my gf pestering me for it or the girl I dated asking if I wanted it that night
it's a confidence issue
would bottoming a few times help
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>>36925716
grindr at my uni is terrible. you'd think there would be a lot of hot undergrads, but it's mostly ugly older foreign postgrads. i genuinely have no idea why it is
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i masterbaited 2 times today
one times to a naked guy (picture) and one time to a bottom getting railed (gif)
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southern ponces
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>>36925747
All the hot guys at uni are fucking the ugly and fat women
It's unfair and gross and disgusting but just accept it
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id never top a northerner
refuse to
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>>36925765
schlonz
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i just lost my virginity a few hours ago. everything i saw and read online and in the media made me feel like it was some sort of huge event, but now i just feel like, '... ok? now what?' is it really that big a deal? now i just feel kind of underwhelmed.
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im caressing my butt rn its so soft
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>>36925786
post hole and soles
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>>36925779
no shit
it's glamourised jerking off
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the bishit fog of war is impenetrable i can't tell which posts are his
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im gayshit
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>>36925810
you keep us on our toes bish
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i think bish can never take coopers place no matter how hard she tries but she could still fill in for harrison shurr
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gay male = gale
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gay boy =
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i wonder what he smells like
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>>36925846
goy
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i wish i could push a button and be purely homosexual
le sigh
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im gonna do some gaelic witchcraft to attract a rich top bf with a gigantic dick and a british accent
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>>36925852
cooper? rakfisk
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>>36925846
haribo
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>>36925867
haribo macht kinder froh
(und erwachsene ebenso)
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women are definitely people and can definitely be stupid
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I’m tired I’m heading to bed. I have to suck off my boyfriend first though since he’s been asking me so many times today
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きらきら笑顔 – みんなでハリボー!
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>>36925873
o menino gostoso kkkkk
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i think I'm doing well though I can't remember the last time I was aroused by a woman. the rehab works.
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no u didnt know otherwise u wouldnt be hanging on me
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Why is it that lesgens allow trans people but gaygens are shrouded with this catty atmosphere?
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chessgen
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>>36925925
didn’t they take the cis gaygen meme from cis lesgen
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hi guys my name is rainer
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ooh u really need to understand that women are people
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>>36925950
proofs?
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>>36925925
lesgen literally had a cis until they lost the war to transbians
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blessedgen
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>>36925925
Go back.
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when i was with my first gf I used to pretend to be too tired & id pretend to sleep
we did kiss once tho
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LMAO I AM NOT WRITING PARAGRAPHS ABOUT WOMEN
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Some tops try and some tops lie but
I don't let them play, no way
Only tops that save their pennies
Make my rainy day

'Cause they are living in a material world
And I am a material bottom
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material bottom
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goodnight gaygen
someone eat my ass goodnight
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idc women we should make them into industrial breeding tanks
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>>36924455
i wanna get fucked by my dad. like, actually. i wish he had a harem to worship him and that i was a part of it
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>>36925333
Where are you going
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>>36926076
https://camp-munich.de/
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I'm tired of holding hate in my heart. It's exhausting.
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>>36926104
im holding farts
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>>36926113
why are tops like this?
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>>36926112
Farty hearts are meant to fail. Be careful with the power you wield fren
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>>36926128
what makes you think he is a top?
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>>36925943
Rainer is a cute name
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Music, food, and people are tolerable when you're drunk. They're all very much lacking when you're sober. Music sucks, food is meh, and people are too stupid to take seriously when you're sober.
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>>36926162
thanks
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>>36926144
just look at him. the white iphone, the pose, the emphasis on his glutes which he uses to smash bussies later
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>>36925925
because lesgens are men who want to date women, and gaygens are women who want to date men.
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>>36926076
just to a pub for a chitchat we usually dont do anything spicy or spicy stuff they are just my school friends
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>>36926240
did you go to gymnasium? why do you have school friends? you're such a normie
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>>36926245
well if you want to look it at another way i failed to many any more friends for 10 years but i dont want to be a sad sack and talk myself down and stuff on the gaygen
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well its true
>.<
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>>36925798
i miss pietro
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>>36926265
i failed to make any friends at school and i failed to make any friends after school
ur a normie
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>>36926269
pietro is fucking dead (transitioned)
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>>36926187
why the white iphone?
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>>36926280
no?
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>>36926178
cute
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>>36926278
who's dis
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tfw no pub moment with Haribo..

I’ll enjoy Fridays again eventually
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>>36926275
im ur friend.
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>>36926293
youre mum
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>>36926296
you always buli me :(
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ehh, was lenin really THAT bad?
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I lay here, every night, wanting a boyfriend. A beautiful mid bf with a bald spot, an average pp, he might wear striped polos with khakis, and is willing to try new restaurants with me. Thats all I want. Beautifully imperfect, willing to accept me as imperfect. I want that so bad.
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>>36926294
come to england and ill show you round me local and introduce you to the regular punters waheeey mate cheers x
england is really nice i think we are unfairly lambasted by the international community
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Imagine going for a reach around and the bottom says dont. I think I’d hurl on the spot
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>>36926296
wholesome bean
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>>36926335
I would lol vehemently. so much that i go flaccid and leave.
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>>36926326
I’m sure it’s charming. You’re such a sweetheart. One of these days I’ll find the means out of this place.
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>>36926335
don't be like that
he wants to earn it
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>>36926311
i would never bulli.
>>36926368
dan the man can i ask you a question
is mtg expensive its ok as an expensive hobby enjoyer you can be honest with me
do you like to play the game or just collec the cards
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>>36926389
>i would never bulli.
ill meet you tomorrow uwu
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>you get a bf
>he has no penis, asshole, or nipples
do you accept?
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>>36926397
he also has no belly button
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How do I cope with the fact I'm 30 soon and never ended up experiencing innocent youthful love?
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>>36926397
He's got hands and a mouth, doesn't he?
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>>36926414
yes and feet, knees, and shoulders, nose and an ears
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>>36926411
grindr
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>>36926411
You join the fucking club. Here's a bottle of vodka, start repressing!
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I know whats what.
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>>36926389
It is definitely expensive to open sealed product. It can be expensive to collect certain cards. Some staples have become affordable through reprints but other new ones are $50+. I enjoy the game for its complexity, but it can be a slog against strangers at the game store. Best with friends in an intimate setting.
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>>36926426
I'll take him. Lord knows I'm no catch.
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>>36926440
How could you say such a thing anon?
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>>36926411
they are so funny
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/199055787/#199057187
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>>36926397
i guess he could clean my garage
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>>36926442
>this is what a bottom at his peak looks like
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>>36926445
A man must know his limitations.
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>>36926427
It's so hollow. And casual sex makes uncomfortable.
>>36926429
I just want to be 10 years younger and start all over again. Be a twink messing with other cute young guys.
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>>36926464
hard drugs
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>>36926463
very humbling, i must begin to see myself in this mirror
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here i am, drunk by this river
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>>36926464
>I just want to be 10 years younger and start all over again. Be a twink messing with other cute young guys
And thats what the vodka is for.
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>>36926451
Is that really them lol?
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>>36926469
more and more people are saying this!
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>>36926479
>oregon
no surprise there
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>>36926451
>tfw no bf to shitpost and discuss basedjaks with
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS0MZv9oYAc
would you? he looks tight
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>>36926486
Yes
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>>36926411
why is right so smug
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what are your favorite recreational drugs, gaygen?
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Did I mention that I have celiac disease?
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>>36926555
how's the horse fucking going?
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>>36926411
they look like twins
still cute
>>36926550
weed ig
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>>36926555
Sucks of course, but at least it kind of forces you to be healthy. Every time I cut out grains I feel way better.
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I wish people didnt keep smart birds that live so long as pets. It just seems cruel to pass a smart bird around and upset its life for a few moments of amusement between keepers.
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>>36926550
Nicotine, valium, vicadin, marijuana, ecstasy, alcohol, cocaine.
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>>36926572
You know what else sucks? The fact that you still haven't told me what Jesus Christ's ethnicity is
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>>36926550
the weed/liquor/xanax combo is great and many opioids are too
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>>36926566
>>36926583
>>36926590
Drug users like you should die
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lets go homos
>>36926592
>>36926592
>>36926592
>>36926592
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>>36926588
Hebrew/Jewish. What's your point?
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go away pedocheeks
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>>36926575
I've had that thought as well. The birds must be so upset. I wish they could go to someone they know like a grown child of the deceased owner



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