Last >>36948160QOTT1: Have you watched Lain?QOTT2: Do you use any boards other than /lgbt/?QOTT3: What was the last book you read?
>>36971747yesnoNight by Elie Wiesel
Yeah i love lain! lets all love lainI mostly use lgbt but i shitpost on /v/ and some generals, ill look at a few other boards sparinglyCrime and punishmentwait this isn't the mtf general, Lain is mtf core!
>>36971747>QOTT1: Have you watched Lain?Didn't finish it>QOTT2: Do you use any boards other than /lgbt/?CM and sometimes Y>QOTT3: What was the last book you read?Comic books
>>36971899>Comic bookscomic books arent real books
>>36971916You're not a real book.
>>36971747>QOTT1: Have you watched Lain?no. I don't watch girl shows.>QOTT2: Do you use any boards other than /lgbt/?/vr/ and /mlp/ >QOTT3: What was the last book you read?Idk
>>36971930youre not TOTEP by Kero Kero Bonito released 2018 4 songs 11 minutes 5 seconds
>>36971747No, I hate weebshit.Yes, /g/ and /lit/, but probably not /lit/ anymore because it got fully overrun by christschizos this year.The first book of in search of lost time (Swann’s Way). I tried to read three-body problem, but it’s fucking shit even though the ideas are fun to think about. So I just read a bunch of summaries and discussions about it.
>>36971916It has words and pages >>36971930You're my favorite trip
>>36971978Thank you bro, that is my life goal.
>>36971978regardless the question was still asking what book, and the response given was neither a real book nor a real answer,
>>36972075Smd
there's something deeply hilarious about cis males that have pooner bodies, they're just so unfortunate to look at
>>36972761sort of a sick form of hopefuel tho
>>36972761Post pics
>>36973046i don't really save them, i don't want them polluting my image foldersi've seen a few real bad ones post pics of themselves on r9k of all boards
>>36972614> this exact post word for word is in the other gen rn
>>36973119Is that ice spice obama
>>36973128You bet your sweet ass it is
>>36973119it's giving my fellow amunchicans
>>36973429We need an AI cover of Obama singing Deli STAT
>>36971747This isn’t even the previous threadDid the last one get nuked?
>>36973572Let it die.
>>36971747When you start T, how much the average tdick grow? What's the average size? If you use T and T gel for clit can it get bigger? Does bottom growth hurts? And for those on T can you penetrate with your tdick? I saw it happening in porn sometimes.
>>36973594Also how much will it take to see first changes of bottom growth
I hate G so much she is such a feminine woman
>>36973684GDSG derangement syndrome
>>36971747GayWhere are the menChads itt post selfies please
>>36973594>how much does it growDepends on the person.>average size1-4cm of growth (i.e, on top of what you already have) I think is the current recorded average.>T gel on dickNever do this, it will cause painful tissue damage and potential chemical burn. DHT cream might help but it’s not proven. I haven’t used it personally.>Does growth hurtNo, but for some people it gets sensitive to touch for a bit. This always goes away.>penetrationSome people can. I can, but not a lot and it took years to get to that point.>>36973600Depends. It’s usually one of the first noticeable changes, but you may grow even more.
>>36971747>qottno>qott2yes, primarily /vg/ but the town sped got it rangebanned again>qott3probably doesn't count but 8-bit theater>>36973699up your test dose
>>36973759>but the town sped got it rangebanned againThat can happen?
Can I see G's t-dick please
>>36973586Timur what is preventing you from getting in shape and joining the military
>>36973684Real>>36973699Quite common, unfortunately its terminal>>36973798Maybe….. I haven’t given a cock update in a minute
>>36973807My fat cock weighing me down.
>>36973893Are you ftm or mtf?
>>36973788yeah, if one person ban evades frequently in your town, it can get an entire board banned for everyone
>>36973902No.
Huh
theres never a vocaroo thread for ftms. so ill ask herebe honest, do i sound like a man or a woman(1 year on testosterone)https://voca.ro/1nLzEeEOkvmI
>>36974263Sounds male and european.
hey guys it’s me g, I can’t wait to get raped in a back alley by 17 black men! It would make my pussy so wet if they came in me over and over and made me give birth to their black babies… I’m practically dripping with juices right now, I want them to use my womb over and over and give me free meth hehe… sorry what was I talking about.. I forgot… teheee…. cock…
>>36974306It’s spelled Terje, not G
>>36974306Gs poly boyfriend here, I can't wait to bless the belly bump carrying 10 strong african babies with a kiss
>>36974384boyfriend… I don’t have a boyfriend… just that guy who buys me weed… teehee… i will have to abandon him once i am carrying 16 strong identical twin African babies though… c-cock…
Reading this while doing my t shot at 11pm is really somethingKeep going, I’m invested now
>>36974263French? you sound good btw
>>36974415I’m pregnant… the doctor says it’s gonna be 16 babies… h-hot…I never knew being raped in an alley by 17 black men would change me so much, be the instant I felt their sperms raping my eggs I knew that… something was changing… I’m… a woman now…
>>3697441511pm? It's 5am here!! I need to SLEEP ASAP.
>>36974407Abandon him?... but he wants to help support all the black babies kicking around your boywomb.. he wants foster them and let Tyrone, Jamal, Jerome and Tyquan move into the master bedroom with you... He's happy to sleep on the couch and fall asleep to Rick and Morty
>>36974456Oh my goshIs the detransition arc next??? Will the black warriors have a matriarch to look up to??
>>36974456>17 black men>only 16 babiesthat one lucky nigga
>>36973848imagine having to give your cock a firmware update............. hng. ...robocock...
>>36974490NyQuil jr is sleeping… he’s the only one survived after they all died of meningitis because I didn’t vaccinate them… he had brain damage but at least he isn’t autistic from that dirty government juice… But they reduced my welfare benefits by so much because they all died, we had to move into a cardboard box and I’m feeding him coffee creamer
>>36974288Timur can we hear your voice
I learned tonight that I'm ftm because I post in ftmgens, I'm mtf because I post in mtfgens, so I am probably also cis lesbian because I post there before too. But also I post in cis gay threads, so I am cis gay. I am every thing under the faggot umbrella. Is this the gay agenda right wings are afraid of?
>>36974734Now prove it
>>36974734You're a millarp faggot, military shit is one of the most cringe boring ass cis male obsessions to have
>>36974734please let me hear you speak I have a crush on you. You're mysterious and cool and I have a thing for men in uniform.
>>36974677>>36974794Mystery is all I have.>>36974748Which part?
>>36974807please just me I won't tell anyons I promise
>>36974807You have to prove your gayness or transness or lesbianness with photographic evidence (bottoming during gay sex like that one military requirement in that one country that made people do that to dodge the draft)Imagine a society where all men or gay but one woman lives with two men and has their children, or one man lives with two women and is a sperm donor, cursed
>>36974828Do you want me to use my mtf, ftm, cisgirl, or cisguy voice?
>>36974836Can you do a really slutty mtf voice for scientific reasons
>>36974836Uhh cisgirl I guess
Timur do you have any skills or talents?
>>36974662As time goes by, I find my womb aching for more seed.. I only have so much time as a woman.. I headed to Compton CA and got knocked up by the first black man I saw, unfortunately he was this weird random naked homeless guy, now I live in a tent addicted to fentanyl
>>36974734You seem to post in ftmgens the most so there's the answer :3 I've been watching u closely
>>36974865Nothing that is interesting. >>36974884I post where there is interesting.
>>36974906So I guess that means you're either ftm or an ftm chaser if you find ftmgens most interesting
>>36974923You are good detective.
>>36974949gtfo then. chasers are unwelcome in /ftmg/
>>36974949>>36974964Shut up gloves, welcome this man who is stronger than you
I only chase my cats because it's funny when they chase back.
>>36975009It is funny when they chase back. I like pretending to chase them back, then sneaking up on them instead as well.
>>36974306terje moment
I wish G would go to lesgen where she belongs. Imagine how awesome it would be if she just framed herself as what she is: one of the rare cis women who use this board. She wants attention but doesn't understand she has all the pieces in play to be the cute egirl everyone loves instead of the retarded delusional girl everyone hates
>>36974288>>36974421im argentinian but thank you guys hehe
>>36975443I’m imagining this being said in the girliest pre t poona voice everGood laugh
>>36975558Anon is right you know
>>36975558>>36975571Don't
>>36975571I’m literally on T and planning to get top surgery. I’ll never understand what yall think makes someone a “real valid poonie” and honestly, stopped caring a long time ago.Anyways, goodnight /ftmg/, I’m eating a bowl of ramen and passing the fuck out.
>>36975636Get a job or go to school in the next week or I am kicking you out
>>36975593Show ass
>>36975672I'm married.
:( so dysphoric that this will never be me
>>36971747>QOTT1No>QOTT2yes, /fit/ and /out/, sometimes /soc/ to jerk off>QOTT3Isekai trash LN that I don't remember the name of. If we're only counting physical books, a generation of sociopaths.
>>36975934What do you look for on soc?
>sign up for hinge>i don't pass so i put myself down as nonbinary>first reply to my pics>"are you a dude"h-have I made it
>>36971747Yes/po/ /vg/Why We Lost the War – Diego Abad de Santillán
>>36975860Don't worry, anon, dicks produce smegma. You can live out your dreams of slurping it down.
>>36975942Girls fucking themselves, preferably vagina. I've also gone on the fat males thread a few times and pretended that the fem looking ones are fat trannies.
>>36975860I think you can cultivate tdick smegma if you try hard enough
>>36976003I mistyped. Tdicks, not dicks.
>>36976024Why would you jerk off to fat men when there’s countless amounts of readily available tranny porn out there
>>36976024Ah OK. So probably you haven't seen my cock. I only have posted twice. But board seems terrible.
>>36976070I'm bisexual and I like seeing buttholes. I just don't like masculine faces and upper bodies, and it's lower effort to go into a thread like that than to scroll through videos online.
>>36973848I like the idea that ftms need like software updates for our dicks. Downloading 69 percent or some shit
>>36974306hey guys it's me g, i can't wait to get an abortion and kill everyone who has committed rape ever... sorry what was i talking about... i forgot... murder....
>>36973119…I would fuck soft butch obama
>>36975730Then what are you doing here!?!
>>36976414What are you doing here?
>>36976381Hey guys it’s me G, I have no identity or beliefs or thoughts or personality besides just not doing or saying anything that would make a 16 year old nonbinary girl named sock on twitter get mad at me, I haven’t read a book in 4 years and I don’t understand how the world works outside of using my vagina to make money
>>36976431I have met 2 people from here I have had sex with irl and 2 people have been open to itSomehow
>>36976467And looking for Russian cismale/cisles/mtf/ftm ass?
>>36976480No what if Putin shows up at my house and executes me for being gay
>>36976495He doesn't have to know, dad.
>>36976511But what about your mother, son? What will she think about our forbidden love?
>>36976460No I'm the real G and there's literally no difference between me a 16 year old nonbinary girl
>>36976539Don't start role-playing back, this is not good time for me to get turned on.
i'll never be able to give up cutting i hate myself
>>36975443He likes men my dude. Sorry cisles user, he won't fuck you
>>36976545it's such a disappointment your penis does not live up to the family name, son, now let me show you what a real man looks like *throws off my towel to reveal my prized hog*
>>36976773Wow dad, wish my cock was so big and huge.
>>36976790yes, well whatever you were always a failure anyways and are super gay and i hate you, and i don't regret any time I have told you what an embarrassment and disappointment you are, now come suck my dick
>>36976804I don't know how to responding because this legit gave me boner but I'm not autistic enough to rp sex on imageboard.
>>36976837I appreciate your honesty
>>36976839My inferior cock got compliments on a thirsty yellow imageboard. Be proud of me.
>>36976899I’m proud of my 2 inch dick too
>>36977420Damn bro you don't have to brag about your huge cock and embarrass me.
>>36971747NoI use /3/, /diy/, /pol/, /fa/I don't read
>>36971988>ftmg trip with actual malebrained interestFinally. May things go well for you
Half the posts are made by that soldier obsessed autist
Probably our most civil gen in a while, cheers Timur
>>36978236I enjoy this board. I will post less often to hopefully avoid ban though.
>>36976460You wish you were as hot as gHow sad
>>36978060Nah. I doubt she has any real military knowledge. She's either doing it to appear more malebrained and doesn't actually even have any interest in it at all, or it's just a surface level interest in it she acquired from Call of Duty yaoi or whatever.
>>36978594Suck my small cis cock.
>>36978289I would just be wary of using similar avatars because it is technically against site rules to use an avatar
>>36978664damn didn't even try to prove me wrong
>>36978690this rule is so retarded considering tripfags existing in the first place
>>36978690I don't know how fair mods here are, but avatarfagging would be if I use pictures of same "character". They all are different people, divisions, police, military. I enjoy posting them so I hope they understand it is not avatar use and I am not spamming or causing shit.
>>36978594how do you know about call of duty yaoi huh
>>36978718it's malebrained to not engage in petty instigation tactics theyre based youre a faggot
>>36978718I defend myself, you call me liar anyway. Go check /soc/ sometime.
>>36978731I’m not sure>>36978720Yeah but desu it helps prune some annoying autists
>>36971747>girlfriend won't wear the 124€ bunny costume i bought
>>36978060Surface-level military interest is only malebrained if you're 15 maximum. Older than that you need to have actual knowledge of it for it to be malebrained.
>>36978963Or you are gay and like uniforms
>>36978963*fetish
>>36974648>>36976296When are we getting cybernetic attachment cocks? Plug the bitch in and get a new software update beep boop>>36976383Real>>36976650Nah cause I know for a fact there’s clg TERFs malding over me taking T. Its quite funny when one of em comes in here and starts shit.
>>36979072Anyone would mald over existence because you are a cancer that should be euthanized
>>36979162So you admit you’re malding rn
>>36979176 vagina
>>36978963no one cares yoy sound like a marvel fan
>>36971747i am so horrifically depressed lately holy shit. why is this happening i don't get it
>>36971747QOTT1: YahQOTT2: /vg/, /r9k/, /cgl/, /fa/, /x/, /adv/QOTT3: Dragonology
>>36979047wait which word is supposed to be corrected to fetish
>>36979356Calling someone a marvel fan is an underrated insult
>>36979626I don't know. I'm only running on fumes and irritated.
>>36979371you are definitely only interested in fight club because tyler durden is your "babygirl", not because it's a literally me sigma male movie
>>36971747>QOTT1: Have you watched Lain?Yes>QOTT2: Do you use any boards other than /lgbt/?/o/, /sp/, /c/, /a/, /an/, /cm/, /y/ and /s4s/
>>36979772>tyler durden is your "babygirl"
Trans rape
Gaygen fucking sucks.
>>36980342Stay here
>>36980350But then they say I am ftm because is ftmgen.
>>36980342This has been established
Ftmgen is just мышь and вoлк having domestic dispute with dumb faggots like пayк and g-wannabe faggots, sprinkled with some of trying to have form of conversation fuck чepтoвa cyкa пидop шлюхa
the hanging did not succeed , neck hurts
>>36979772no one cares
>>36980342why?
>>36981107Is like hyperactive grindr circlejerk of bullshit
>>36981135I take it back. It's like loud bar packed full of sassy drunk hyperactive women.
>>36981135nah ur just jealous because youll never be a real man like them
>>36981135Never not be funny how clg is the most malebrained gen on the board
>>36981177Tell it to me cock.
>>36981196No sir that would be c4tg
>>36971747>1yes, i have it on dvd.>2no, but i used to look at /a/ and /mu/ and /toy/ back when i used 4chan.>3between two fires by christopher buehlman
a few years ago I gained a shit ton of weight (fat) in the space of a few weeks and i can't fucking lose iti did keyhole before the weight gain and now my chest is almost back to the previous sizebut most of all it's my abdomen obliterating me, it fucking sticks out like i'm an 8 month pregnant woman. I was finally at peace being able to wear shirts without feeling like shit and wearing a binder, now I can barely wear anything because either my clothes don't fit my lardass or I just feel like shit in themif I increase my T dosage will it make shit worse? becauseon one hand>more muscle>more male pattern fat distribution>higher bmrbut on the other hand>male pattern fat distribution is centered on the abdominal area, making my problem worse>might make me even hungrier and go out of controlfuck, I felt amazing with my body and now I can't even take my shirt off to go swim anymore or look in the mirror
>>36982083Regardless of hormones do CICO and exercise. I promise it works unless your belly is bloated with worms.
>>36971747i just finished rereading testo junkie, next i want to finish anti-oedipus which i started a few years ago but kinda forgot about because it's so dense
Why all FtMs cannot look like this instead of being ugly mutilated women?
>>36982119Post your fertile pink pussy, afab bro
>>36982147It's on /soc/.
>>36982160link?
Also, just a friendly reminder that you will never be men and that mutilating your body with testosterone won't make you less ugly. Night girls
>>36982119I know. T obviously won't fix everything, just pondering my options here.>unless your belly is bloated with wormsI don't know to what extent it's bloated, herniated, fat, full of shit, gas, an alien or whatI got chronic obstipation and got a colossal gap in my abdomen (diastasis or whatever it's called) but I really don't think it justifies this shit sticking out so muchit's really odd because when I tense the muscles (not sucking the stomach in) it looks fine, soon as I relax it's fucked though
>>36982340You're sure it's fat? My stomach used to be really hard and stick out alot and I actually had a ball of shit blocking my digestive that I needed to go to the ERIdk though im sorry
>>36982175Small penis thread if you very curious.
>>36982340Do you have pelvic tilt maybe?
>>36982386what zero dietary fiber does to a mfer
>>36982673It's true
>>36982407damn timur isn't actually ftm. an actual malebrained ftm would be too good to be true.
>>36982386there's definitely a lot of flab hanging down when I bend over (like the type you see in some cats) + I can grab/pinch and stretch some chunks.If it's loose skin from the sudden weight changes that's unfixable without surgery, i'm losing my mind>>36982417not sure, definitely got a fucked up spine though.a PT told me he's never seen a sacrum (???) as horizontal as mine
>>36982129>>36982175>>36982213God I love FtMs, they're like boys but they get pregnant!
>>36982712Are you disappointed? >>36982810If you post your belly from side angle maybe I can advice.
>>36971747Does anyone else here have a similar experience?Me: Feminine girl in childhood -> FTM with less feminine features and weaker puberty than sister, despite being older and pre-TSister: Tomboy in childhood -> Hyperfeminine with a boyfriend, cleavage, and skimpy clothes
>>36982997One browsed Tumblr and the other didn't, just detrans and get pregnant
my cosplay came in the mail, yippee
>>36983116whos it a costume of?
I wish I had an ftm bf as a mtf to be his mtf gf ;_;
>>36983034Yes but not in the way you think, I used Tumblr to troll and as a cringe goldmine while my sister most likely never seen it, I'm not even attracted to men while she is!
>>36983138yoonbum from killing stalking
>>36983138Bought it for the top. I'm going to replace the skirt with shorts and then layer a bunch of tactical gear over it. No specific character. The skirt is trash anyway, the shape is more that of an apple than a pleated skirt.My next cosplay purchase will be Crona from Soul Easter for a group cos for the yearly anime con. I'm pretty excited.
>>36983264thats a funny name because it has bum in it
>>36982826>>36983034You will raise the child you want to force me into having, right, Mr. FTM Chaser? You won't be a deadbeat dad, right? You'll be a hardworking husband? You won't mind if I poison the meals I cook for you after you doped me up on Valium to detransition into your tradwife?
>>36983438Of course my dear little pookie poon, you could even wear my clothes and smell them after work if you want too
>>36983496One poisoned lasagna coming up.
>>36983438poison is a woman's weapon
>>36983505Light on the sauce please my dear tradwife, my stomach is sensitive to acidic foods
>>36983540So is whining on the internet>>36983546Of course dear
>>36983148stay away from ftms. You will cheat or abuse them
>>36983559What are we having for dessert
>>36983605I would never! I've been cheated on, but never cheated on anyone myself.
>>36982955yes because it proves that ftms can never truly be malebrained
>>36983616Men don't eat dessert
>>36983639yes we do, especially for the anniversary of our beautiful wife's detransitionIt's your choice, what would you like to have
>>36983665Men literally do not eat dessert. That's a female thing.
>>36982083>>36982083T ain't gonna help if you're worried about belly fat male fat distribution is heavily centered at the belly.
>>36983674? where do you guys pick up this misinformation about what guys are. we enjoy desserts made by those we love.
>>36983724>you guys
>>36983740Guy is a unisex term
>>36983756Alright corncobber
>>36983635Do you still love me?
>>36983767I just finished grilling some ribs and corm
>>36983776not really but that's mainly because seeing you partake in ERP in the small cocks thread on /soc/ was pretty off putting
>>36983843I didn't make you read it.
>>36983810the grillerrr
>>36983877anyway if you're willing to post dick pics and erp on a public board why don't you also show us what you look like too
tfw no ftmtftm bfgfbf to rip wet farts in my nostrils
I genuinely can't stand most of you niggas
>>36984242>>36984259duality of ftmg
>>36984259Pussy pics
>>36984259Implying there's someone bearable here?
Wish we could line up all the cis men trolling here and spin a wheel to decide which balls are getting cut off
>>36984396Yeah, I vote for this guy >>36984396
>>36983943I have posted my face. Who gives a shit what I look like?
>>36984396Same brother, we must teach those effemine failures how a real man acts. Mandatory boyremoval re-education camps for all cis men
>>36984396anesthesia or no anesthesia
>>36984486no anesthesia only if they resist and don't submit to their fate
Wolfgang is so obsessed with G that it's all he can think about, G this, G that, G lives rent free, G is his world, he can't go a day without G
>>36984571Gs scrawny little booger pickers made this post
>>36984477That’s just a hentai plot
>>36984396>>36984477The queen of the boymoders should be paraded naked bleeding from between "her" legs through the streets of poontopia and forced to become the quivering cum dump of the poonking
>>36984486NO ANESTHESIA IT BRINGS ME SEXUAL PLEASURE TO WATCH CIS MEN SUFFER
>>36984668I actually didn’t make that, but I agree with the posts sentiment 100%
>>36984860The giant Chad cock of the poon king vigorously fucking open boymoder holes and transforming them into his harem of pregnant slaves with womb implants and huge fake tits
>>36985129The sisters, mothers, ex-wives and daughters left behind by the mid life honmoders are given to the lower class poongoblin warrior clans to pillage and rape to their hearts content.The captured boymoder armies are knelt and forced to watch as the least desired of the bunch are decapitated by the guillotine. Only the most soft bottomed boymoders are kept alive for the poonking and his aristocracys amusement and pleasure.
>>36985256Pooners in skyrim
Good evening boys
You're all gross. Especially Mouse and Wolf. чepтoвcки oтвpaтитeльнo
>>36985337what happened here
>>36985341
>>36985256g would serve as "morale" for the troops on the finish push into their capitol
>>36985345got in a fight with a hand skiver and lost
>>36985438I still don't understand please explain
>>36985399Teehee.
>>QOTT1: Have you watched Lain?Several times>>QOTT2: Do you use any boards other than /lgbt/?/ic/ and /lit/; trying my best to trudge past the lolitards and other assorted pedophiles>>QOTT3: What was the last book you read?Dear Father by Franz Kafka
>>36985555>he thinks Loli is badWoman moment
>>36985341Cyka blat>>36985611You should check yourself into a prison
>>36973046It’s not hard to imagine what they look like, skinny fat so*ymales with pedo physiognomy.
>>36985725Don't bully me.
>>36985752It’s not my fault your grandfather’s small penis skipped a generation *pulls out my giant dad meat
>>36985337We're boobooposting?
>>36985523Working with leather, skivers are used to thin, bevel, slot, and gauge. As the sliver starts to dull it has a harder time cutting through fibers, I caught a nag and so I was holding the piece of leather up to ad tension for an easier cut, but the way it broke through slipped out of my hand and flung into my finger. Here's a photo from the internet
>>36985844Stop, I already fapped today.
>>36985845That's a straight up gauge woof. How'd you do that one?Heres mine again, but fresh
>>36985868>>36985845Ouch.
>>36985853What’s the weirdest thing you ever put your dick into?
I’m tempted to put my dick in one of those tiny jars of jelly
>>36985906A woman.
>>36985852>>36985337Yeeeeeeowch>>36985434Blessed to serve my country o7>>36985526:3
>>36985935What did you do all day?
>>36985868It was nothing, just bled a lot. Yours doesn't look bad either. >howNew knife, chopping up parsley
>>36985926Why would anyone do that
>>36986015Truthfully it was a very low time
>>36986051Will putin hire a hitman to kill you if you have gay sex
>>36986230Yes.
so there's this guy... this trans guy...
>>36985945Hung out with my mom and ran errands, played a lil league, called some friends on discord for a bit. Now I’m cooking pasta with meat sauce for me and my bf for dinner :3
>>36986284No freaking way
>>36986304>pasta with meat sauceWhat's in it
>>36986304>>36986230Are you two same person?
>>36986363i know right anyway he and i have been... talking
>>36986381no
>>36986376Meat and sauceIdk, it’s like a chimera mix of beef, pork, and veal with pasta sauce.>>36986381God no
>>36984426where?
>>36986437you should cook for the men around you to at least provide something of worse besides your rapidly-becoming-unusable vagina
>>36986449of worse lol oopsI wish I could make her cut herself and send pictures
>>36984571Can someone who is good at art draw G impregnating Wolfgang?
>>36986437How don't you know what's in it if you're cooking it? Or is it just>meat from a package>sauce from a jar
>>36986003Yeah I'm the same as you, barely felt it but knew it'd be a bleeder, fingers tend to be, I'd say mines about 1.5mm deep, looks gnarly but the skin is so thick there it'll be gone in a few days
>>36986481she cannot cook or identify raw meat
>>36986456> I wish I could make her cut herself and send picturesPay me >>36986481My mom bought the meat earlier and I didn’t go with for that. She told me it was a mix of the shit I listed above. It was marked as “meatloaf mix”>>36986459Extremely ungodly unfathomably based
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>>36986592Can I be one of those rats with really big balls
>>36986584>She told me it was a mix of the shit I listed above. It was marked as “meatloaf mix”America is a hellhole. You should learn to make something as simple as sauce for your boyfriend
>>36986635Sorry lads, but it’s broke boy meals around these parts
>>36986650You would save money buying meat and tomatoes than perpetually buying packaged scraps of garbage
>>36986584>Pay meWhat would it take to cut your arm and post a timestamped photo to ftmg?
>>36986656I bought meat and tomato sauce and combined it together into meat sauce, what else is there to do?>>36986667$500
>>36986693salads made out of salad
>>36986656americans don't understand the concept of "put tomatoes in a pot with a few other simple ingredients" and other such things, most are genuinely so stupid that they cannot do simple things like this
>>36986887Yes
>>36986893How do you make food without opening a package with instructions on the back? I need my boxed ingredients!
How to make spaghetti from scratchingredients:ground beefbutteronionspaghetti noodlescanned whole/chunk tomatoes or wahtever, or fresh cooking/stewing tomatoespeppergarlic garlic powderonion powderoreganocayenne paprikared pepper other seasonings that go with Italianparsleybasilwhatever vegetables you want, cooking times for vegetables vary thoughmelting cheese and/or parmesean sauce:put butter in pan on medium, cut onion into slices *pro tip cut two hemisipheres root to stem to avoid onion tearscook onion in pan for like 8-25 minutes depending on how done you want it, don't have the heat too high or you will burn thingsadd other vegetables if you want, if you want mushrooms keep in mind you can add these at the same time as onion because you can't really overcook mushroomsadd tomatoes and mash with wooden spoon and cook for like at least 10 minutes but you can cook this longer if you want, you can also add alcohol if you want for flavor while it is hot enough to boil some of the alcohol offcook this until it becomes a sauce, you can use a small amount of corn starch to thicken if desired, but it will look runnier while it is hot so only do this if you fuck upcook ground beef in pan and season but don't overseason and think about how much salt is already in your sauce, you should be putting fist sized amounts of ground beef in the pan at a time and mashing it with your spoon a bit, also if you overhandle ground beef while it is raw it turns into slimemake the spaghetti noodles (boil until to desired texture and drain)combine meat and tomato sauce in one pan. put noodles in bowl/large tupperware/back in empty pot, pour meat/sauce mixture on top (or if serving immediately to a large group you can leave these in separate containersadd cheese ifuwantreheated pasta from the fridge has a different texture some think is better>>36986916Mostly a lot of trial and error for a few years and looking up recipes
>>36987038>cookingDumb foid
>>36987069i am gay and do not rely on female domestic labor
>>36987038It's so easy to make a good pasta sauce. All it takes is seasoning and a few key ingredients. I made a delicious rotini with mushrooms, shredded soppressata, and fresh mozzarella chunks in a tomato sauce. Nice and spicy too. Would add fresh basil if I could go back.Made a good cavatappi for my parents last weekend too, but the ingredients were from their hellofresh meals. All of hellofresh's ground meats are greasy as fuck and will make any dish too oily. Besides that it came out good.I love making pasta. The effort to tastiness ratio is retarded not to take advantage of.>>36987069Dumb foid cooking would be to combine "meatloaf mix" and canned sauce and call it a day. It's not masculine to have no clue what you're doing >>36986304>two hours agoResults?
>>36987038>How to make spaghetti from scratch>ingredients:>ground beefYou've already failed, meat does not go into the process of making pasta
>>36987113american spaghetti
>>36987122Well you Americans might be a little retarded, pardon my education
>>36987122I think anon is referring to making the pasta
>>36987147>making the pastamost people don't want to do that, i just mean making a dish, and reccomending making pasta from scractch to people who cannot cook is a bad idea
>>36987163Yeah no shit stop being autistic
do wolfgang and g just straight up not have jobs? they've been on here all day.
>>36987226Outside of class times everything I do is remoteYou’re acting like spending a lot of time on the internet is unusual
>>36987213No the person who made a pointless correction is autistic
>>36987095>Results?
>>36987226I do know that I spend too much time on here and I want to stopIt is morally wrong to tell people who are mentally 15 years old to kill themselves anyhow
>>36987095>>36987069Cooking/not knowing how to cook isn't fembrained or malebrained it's literally just a thing someone can or can't do. How fucking stupid are you, arguing over the gender of knowing how to cook. That's ultimate foid behaviour imo
>>36987508>That's ultimate foid behaviour imoI would argue, that arguing that arguing over whether a behavior is masculine or feminine, is feminine, is a feminine behavior
>>36987330Fake, Gs nails are shorter than that
