QOTT: What scares you?Previous: >>36987139
you all just want to tire me out
>>36993512>QOTTwaking up
>>36993512qottomc is making a comeback lfg im shook but hype desuhttps://youtu.be/Fs4kx0xOfDE
>>36993512That girl is so absurdly cute holy crappers
>>36993512>QOTT: What scares you?This is the perfect question to monologue to but I'll answer it bluntly this time:Spiders.Fuckin' spiders.I appreciate them as creatures and admire what they do for our ecosystem but fucking hell they strike a primal fear in me that I simply can't control. My cybernoir tough bitch schtick persona immediately evaporates when I see one and I'll probably cry too if it's close/big enough.
give me one (1) good reason i shouldn't just chop my hair off and be an hrt detransitioner
>>36993512>qottAt times, Men
>>36993512when i do too many drugs and the giant preying mantises come to visit
Can someone help me pick a phone
>>36993463>just pondering how the universe is unfairit may well seem so from a limited perspective
>>36993582leave your hair alone
>>36993690what're your options/price range
Accessory work whee
>>36993719Max would be like 300~ Eur and like I want one that's easy to sideload a diff android version onto (because stock is dogshit on all phones) which I've had issues w on xiaomi phones so i dont want one of those but they're really well priced. So far mostly looking at google pixel ones since you can sideload them easy they're well priced plus the camera is good
>qottpeople
>>36993748that catch at the end was *cleeeaaaan*
>>36993512>QOTTmy own face / mirrors
>>36993772
Why do all dam phones look basically the same regarding every spec possible I don't even know if I want to upgrade anymore and this phone is like 4 years old
The uniformity of technology is unfortunate indeed. I miss when gadgets looked totally radical even if they were ultimately pointless.I guess the main argument for all phones looking the same is that they're easier to use if they're all similar but I definitely do not appreciate apple for setting the trends that all phones follow. Although, I will admit, they're very aesthetically pleasing devices. I really enjoy how my pink iPhone with a stickerbombed, transparent case looks especially in mirror selfies.As I strayed away from android I find myself being less and less curious with my phone, in this case my iPhone. I guess that's the point of the device, it's more of an accessory than a tool.
>>36993695maybe. i like to think its unfair in order to challenge us humans.
holy shit folx, the grocery manager milf has the fattest ass imaginable, seriously a bad case of pixar mom syndrome she wore different pants today and it’s really noticeable truly a behind to behold perhaps she got a “mommy makeover” but in this economy i have to believe she’s all natty hnnnng
>>36993938I meant like.. the CPU GPU screen and all of that but I guess I get the pointI wanted one of those weird new flip phones that are like normal phones but open but the gimmick is not worth 1200 Eur
>>36993610its funny how nearly all of this untrue and im bored so ill run down the listthe server is doing fineyour presence there is not missedim not the one who kicked youthat was a decision made by the other mods because there is a consensus that you are a piece of shitive never blackmailed anyone i dont know what youre on aboutive only ever deadnamed you because youre a rapist predator piece of shiti dont start drama, and ive never edated laguna or navy??? navy slid in my dms a couple months ago but that didnt go anywhere, and marina is my friendi dont have "regular meltdowns" in the server loli dont flirt with marina much anymore and i dont do it "whenever my wife is asleep" me and jade are in an open relationship im allowed to fuck who i wantalso i dont erp im bad at it due to autismany questions
>>36993961Nokia re-released their matrix themed phones a while back maybe that'll strike your fancy
>>36993982.. Can that run discord even?
>>36993817resurrection is so freakin based
>>36993982>>36993995
>>36994008I'm a big fan of the sidekick 2 from t-mobile.
>>36993786It's funny because it's a byproduct of the platform being too bouncy and me getting annoyed at the plates hitting the hardwood, but it's also my wife's favorite part of any of these clips
>>36993996yes I love it
>>36994018ugh girl
i wanna have sex with a (straight) man
>>36994098same same
>>36994098>>36994108its da best (he was prolly bi but imma go ahead n cope n say he was straight)
>>36994098u wanna borrow mine?
I wanna hang out and chill with a cool dude and then
>>36994135i am too tall to be loved (by a straight man)
>>36994156im a cool dude>>36994222rapist sneed lol
>>36994232AFAIK you are a woman.
>>36994260women can be cool dudes
>>36994276I meant male with dude.
>>36994311why would anyone ever want to be within 100 feet of a m*le
>>36994318Strong pretty dominant confident supportive protective comfortable Among other attributes
um hello
>>36994318men accept me unlike how women i unaccept me
>>36994338im afraid u have a brain disease...>>36994356are u having a stroke
i want to get an iphone on a phone plan can someone talk me out of it
>>36994338Just be with a woman with PCOS who was raised by her dad as essentially his sonYou get all of those things, but also she has massive bahonkadoblerooos
>>36994361Yes. Moidbrain. There is moid inside the brain. Solution? Get moid inside other places.
>>36994385ew
>>36994346hellooo
>>36994380Those are fine too. I like both sides equally but sometimes prefer one to another
>>36994361i speak truth
>>36994378buying an unlocked phone and getting a no-contract carrier is infinitely more affordable than getting a phone through a major service.Even then, most of those no-contracts work on the network of those same major services, so at least 75% of the time you'll have equal service to them but paying less because you're "lower priority" which just means your service *might* slow down at the end of the month *before* your bill is due
>>36994318>why would anyone ever want to be within 100 feet of a m*leBecause 99% of women ITT are bottoms. Some try and LARP as dominant sadistic uwu mommys or pretend to be switches but deep down they want to be dominated too, most of the time.The true dom/top experience you get from MEN in most cases.
>>36994435yeah but can't you trade in your phone to the carrier once a new one comes out
>>36994495That's true, I always forget that aspect of it. I tend to keep my devices until they're outdated or broken
>>36994480That chart is peak
>>36994480>bdsm participants ridiculous study
>>36994480this is retarded
>>36994480dom shortage :(
>>36994513>>36994519How is it retarded exactly? Have you guys ever looked into what women consume in erotica and self-insert media? It's 99% a sexually assertive, powerful, TALL(er) man or even for lesbians like a strong female.Sure there are some pegging memes for thE LuLZ and fat redditor girls who try it out once and such but in the real world most women lose respect and just want to get choked and dicked down. I read a lot of novels, fan fiction or play otome games. Even the guys who are submissive on the outside or good puppies almost always have a dark side where they grab you and fuck you senseless.
>>36994591Man I wish I could get some ween
>>36994591umm yeah i cant get on board with this "all women are submissive and need to be fucked by dominant men" narrative it feels weird and misogynistic and also does not align with my lived experiences
i think we should just kill all men to be honest
>>36994591im sorry but this is the most cringe post ive read in a while
>>36994622Then explain to me how I'm wrong. I'm a ciswoman, I'm not a coping incel. Why are the most popular games and books (where women can admit their true fantasies and fully self-insert) 99% about guys who are taller, sexually confident and powerful/assertive in some way? The trope of soft femboy who wants mommy to pinch his nipple and fondle his butthole is extremely rare. I can give so many examples of stuff that is selling REALLY well and targets women right now.>all women are submissive and need to be fucked by dominant menNot in daily life. A lot of women are headstrong and dominant, but sexually speaking 95% of women want to be dominated in some way. Some harder, some just a little. Just look how male subs struggle to find a domme that doesn't want money or is just roleplaying for attention. Look at the most common female sexual fetishes, women crave to be dominated MORE than men actually want to dominate them:Women crave violent porn MORE than men.
>>36994642Feel free to debunk the "cringe" I posted with actual arguments instead of shitting your diaper.
>>36994398oh hello there
if ur misogynistic just say that lol
>>36994703There is nothing wrong with women wanting to be sexually dominated. It's our natural birthright. Being "le sexually dominant strap on queen" doesn't make you a better woman. There is nothing misogynistic about that unless you're a male-brained incel which by the looks of it you probably are.
>>36994591do you really think a large percentage of women are into bdsm do you really think that sample group is representative of women worldwide isn't it possible that women into bdsm might tend to be more submissive
>>36994702what should i do tonight??
>>36993512wow this rly puts into perspective how ugly i am. my skull is fucked
>>36994634no
>>36994715practice writing !
>>36994712Wanting to have a man be sexually assertive to you isn't BDSM per se, just normal female sexuality. But it does REFLECT in those BDSM statistics.I gave you examples of erotica, romance/steamy novels or games (making 100$+ millions per month off women) being exactly the same way. The men are always sexually dominant on some level. They aren't shy wall flowers that want to get fondled or dominated.
>>36994710>There is nothing wrong with women wanting to be sexually dominated. It's our natural birthright.this is an insane sentence and you need to go do some self reflectionalso not an incel lol i just dont reduce women to submissive sex objects?? seek help pls
>>36994724she has that irish phenotype
>>36994751How is that an insane sentence? YOU are the misogynist for thinking women mostly craving a sexually dominant partner is somehow a crazy take. Like you're implying that's bad?
>>36994778>It's our natural birthright.bruhu a whole ass weirdo
>>36994789You're a person with a cock and balls saying you're a woman because your brain tells you so but I'm the weirdo for saying that women evolved to seek sexually dominant partners and enjoy feeling dominated/safe by nature. Makes sense.
i am so disgusted with everyone
>>36994812im just saying>It's our natural birthrightis weird and creepy why r u sneeding
like not to mention that your entire narrative just disregards the existence of lesbians??
need dick in ass RIGHT NOW>>36994834lesbians are perpetually unhappy
those who suck off dads
>>36994834>like not to mention that your entire narrative just disregards the existence of lesbians??How so? There are brain studies that lesbians actually show male-brained patterns, more so than straight women. If anything that just confirms it. The "butch" lesbians are male-brained and follow male desire, where as the submissive lesbians are more woman-brained, on average. Do you think the butch femme stereotype comes from nothing?>>36994825>is weird and creepyYeah, but you thinking it's your right to change into women's clothing and go into women's spaces with a dick and swinging balls isn't? You also think it is your RIGHT to do that.
>>369948340.8% of women identify as lesbians. There's more men larping as lesbians than actual lesbians lol
I really wish I was getting some dick instead of reading you schizoids now that I think about it
>>36994865>Yeah, but you thinking it's your right to change into women's clothing and go into women's spaces with a dick and swinging balls isn't? You also think it is your RIGHT to do that.yeah well i mean i look like a woman so it would be kind of weird if i were in mens spacesur rly weird >>36994859im not, i love my wife ^-^
>>36993512trooning scares the shit out of me
>>36994774it's cutei wish i could be like that
>>36994870this is why i need dick
>>36994890>a man dressing like a woman and going into female spaces with a penis included = completely valid, not creepy>saying that is our right as women (as we evolved this way from long ago) to get manhandled during sex if we want to = creepyOk, makes sense.
>>36993817>>36993996>>36994030Fucking BASEDt. Alien nerd
hii /mtfg/, i'm 6 months on hormones and malefailed for the first time today :)
>>36994774literally me
>>36994916I found an old copy of the “Making of” book for ResurrectionThe movie is seriously underrated
>>36994949Agreed. Even though the original is my favourite film, I've probably rewatched Resurrection the most.
Resurrection chads in this thread
>>36994915no its the way ur acting as if being sexually submissive is an essential part of womanhood when it very much is notalso like i said itd be weirder for me to be in mens spaces considering that i look like a woman
>making ramen for kara and myself for dinnner>fall asleep and ruin broth after 6 hours kms
>>36994966I think that may also be true for me (although Aliens is my fav)Resurrection is a great adventure and the production design is so cool>>36994987Annalee Call is such a cool character
>>36994991>no its the way ur acting as if being sexually submissive is an essential part of womanhood when it very much is notIt literally is though if the overwhelming % of women wants to be the bottom / submissive part during sex and this has been reflected in various studies, research and almost every popular self-insert erotica or movie or otome game in the world. I see submissive men complain all the time that it's so hard to find a dominant women who doesn't charge.It doesn't mean ALL women are this way but the absolute majority prefers sexually assertive partners over sexually submissive partners. And there is literally NOTHING wrong with that.
>Almost cry from being unable to pick a phone and stressing whenever I mentally commit to oneThis must be what stage 5 retardation feels like
>>36995011If you have sex with kara who puts it into whose butt
>>36994916>>36994949i have 2 much ugliness in my heart lately 2 try draw mila for u maiq but heres what done gone n come outta me today
>>36994900I agree, I'd rather be a smol cute Irish than a long lanky swede
>>36995034>Resurrection is a great adventure and the production design is so coolThe sets and costumes are fantastic>>36994987Call <3
>>36995035theres nothing wrong with it i guess as a woman who does not feel that way it feel weird to see women being reduced to being inherently submissiveand likenot to say i dont ever want to be the submissive one with my partner i just find your whole point to be strange and offputtingthere is something heavily offputting about you
>>36995045That's really good.
>>36995044kys nomi
>>36995045note i wud go in again later and fix the serpent body segments or plates add more deets n maybe erase some behind the head to display the other side of the "cobra wing" kinda thing going on there...yeh
>>36995045that’s awesome your drawings are so cooldo you remember the old toys where there were different sort of animal-themed xenomorphs>>36995088honestly I know a lot of people find the premise to be a stretch but I like the story so much too
>>36995144yes wernt thos unreleased tho? they made commercials but didnt launch?
>>36995035>muh otome games are definitely made foe the female gaze and not loser male fantasy fulfillment
I don't even wanna go outside anymore. I'm sad and need to rot until I recover but I'll get no time for it. Very sad
>>36995157>muh otome games are definitely made foe the female gaze and not loser male fantasy fulfillmentHow is this made for men? They're all tall, very muscular, rich, handsome and powerful. Probably also have 7+ inch dicks. This would make any man feel insignificant. "Love and Deepspace" Otome made 100 million $$$ in just a few weeks after coming out despite being free, so it's just what women PAY on their own free will to unlock more.
>>36995199abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs>absabsabs?yes abs
>>36995199I knew you'd mention that goddam gacha I'm so smartI'd play it if everything didn't look so uncanny and the focus wasn't solely on the sexo factor
>>36995154no they made themthere were plans for a cartoon that is the part that was unrealizedbut the toys did come w lil comic books
>>36995216Pretty much.
>>36995224ohhh yeh
>>36995221Which of the guys visually appeals you to the most if you had to pick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgeIGSVYQMyay new game dungeon
>>36995154>>36995224I have the snek one in storage somewhere.Also I did this Alien a few years ago when I was experimenting with alcohol pens.
>>369952442nd. Maybe 4th aswell
>>36995244 these all look like women
Which mystic messenger man is your favorite?
>>36995272They look kinda feminine in the face but they're all tall and muscular with a dick. So it's a mix.
are there alien head shaped sex toys
>>36995316So... penis shaped?
my sister is the most unpleasant person i have ever known. god i hate fat people and also women
>>36995251the snake one had like these ribcagey “arms” that frilled out like they could grab ya right or am I feverdreaming ?that drawing rocks excellent job
>>36995329penomorph
>>36995368phallomorph
>>36995357ty and yes, sort of a ribcage cobra frill thing.
Imagine xannies.. but instead of being for anxiety.. they're for sadness. Wouldn't that be cool
>>36995368
>>36995382those are called opioids
cruel monsters
>>36995381oh damn NECA made an updated one
>>36995402Wow. How do I get those?
>>36995421have sex with hobos
>>36995432I don't wanna do that. Do other people have them?
>>36995421Connections, luck, money. They're not worth messing with iow. Everyone wants that's euphoria rn.
>>36995450hobos are people
>>36995455I mean I could ask for them but I shouldn't I think I've enough risks I'm taking with the xannies>>36995457Yes. I said people other than them
>>36995413it does look sort of cute
>>36995421grow Danish Flag poppies, harvest and process them
>>36995561That is so much effort
>>36995251dang thats look p clean
It is my birthday now. But nobody cares
>>36995668hapi birfdai
>>36995668Happy birthday !
>>36995493smooch
>>36995668happy birthday
>>36995668Happy birthday !! Hope you have a great day !
Just figured out new tech for how to treat my clit, and now I'm still shaky from how absurd that climax was
>>36995682>>36995692>>36995699>>36995707Thank you everyone. It is now time to get mad at people that forgot my birthday as they deserve punishment.
>>36995668happy birthday anonaugust is when all the kewl kids r born
>>36995720This is the mtf general, by the way
>>36995732hey now :P
>>36995738maybe homgurl clitty was a dick b4?
made myself the shittiest spliff known to manwatching garbage reality tvthis is life
>>36995732I do not know what a kwel is. I hope it is positive>>36995756I did not think of that
Qott: I'm a musician and as I've transitioned I've realized that it's super rare for men to care about music made by women. I'm scared that 50% of the population won't be willing to give my music a chance just because I'm a woman :(
>>36995668happy birthday !! i wish u a happy day full of joy and wonder
most social interactions and commitment to regular relationshipshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5YwKlW90g
>>36995778You were too late. It doesn't count anymore
>>36995738Turns out all the good parts moved to the head and yeah>>36995756
>>36995802i was eating dinner !!!anyways it very much does still count it is still your birthday for another 23 hours and 32 minutes
>>36995819Wow. How did the srs experience go? Specially regarding recovery times>>36995821Yet barely anything fancy enough will happen. I remain a 20 year old khv and it'll get worse soon. It is, over
>>36995839thats no attitude to have on your birthday !! things have nowhere to go but up !!
>>36995847Not really but okay .
>>36995668now kys
>>36993512>QOTTeverything >>36995749hihi
>>36995864did u want to go to the mini golf place and ride the gokarts?
>>36995900That sounds fun but a bit scary. I hope there's not many people on those places
>>36993512she's so pretty i love her
>>36993512>qottai singularity ending up in the wrong hands
>>36995777fuck I looked that up and you're actually right, what a shame.
divest yourself of everything leave it all behind only IT matters nowI know now.thank you
>>36996017that's inevitable, technology is an extension of ego. ego seeks to expand and control eternally. if ai breaks out humanity is doomed. we'd be better off going full anprim, but in lieu of that become a cyborg.
>>36993512>QOTTpainpeople who have a creepy manner of speechheataggressive peopleperverts
>>36996066>become a cyborgI'll be first in line
>>36995725you’re welcome have fun today !
Anyone transition at almost 23? Are we cooked?
>>36996132It wasn't that fun honestly. Lasted 5 mins before they guessed it
>>36996066technocapital singularity is bad. traumaqueer singularity is good.>>36996127me!! me!!!!! much rather be an immortal machine than a stupid flesh bag
My wife got me 'Us' a graphic novel about a couple where the author's spouse transed, and also the special hardcover edition of 'Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow' for my birfdayI'm so happy
>>36996161Transitioned at 34 and doing pretty okay desu
>>36996178That could've been me..
>>36996161I did but I already had gyno and a hairless body.>>36996172>traumaqueer singularitywat is this?
The bobcut in the new monster hunter is just like mine holy shitAm I seriously about to buy a game full price exclusively because it features my hair style?
>>36996225>wat is this?AGI except brought about by transhumanist trannies who have nothing to lose so they try to make it as beneficial and well-aligned as possible since its their last resort
I feel ugly. I look in the mirror and see an ugly brick. I think it is over
>>36996225>traumaqueerit's when you're gay and a tranny because your dad touched your penis
https://youtu.be/l645oVKe6JQIM PRAYIN TO TAKE THIS WATER(me when i douche)
>>36996319at least u have good self awareness
i love spending $45 in ubers for lab work bc my brother can't do door dash by himself and requires somebody to be with him while he does it
>>36996466You look worse than me in every way.
>>36996480skill issue
>>36993512>QOTT: What scares you?There's only one thing I fear and respect: Our Creator, the Almighty Goddess who knows all, including how much of a slut I am for Her sake...
>>36996486that doesn't make you pretty lol
sex... penims...
>>36996497Did I ever say it does? I'm just pointing out how ridiculous you seem by making fun of everyone whilst you've the least to be praised on of anyone here
>>36996522im not making fun of anyoneand being pretty doesn't justify bullying others
>>36996319I’m sure it’s not that ba—
>>36996528https://youtu.be/Ye7PIyIcCro
>>36996480Damn that is insane that is really annoyingAlso just had a waitress at this restaurant that looks like you
>>36996528You sure seem to do so on the daily.>>36996534What'd I do to you
>>36993512qott: the friend i have a crush on either not liking me back, or finding out i like them without me telling. also abandonment in general.
>>36993512Are there really transgendered girls in real life? Is there anyway I could ever see one or maybe pet one? I'm not out to be mean, I would just like to pet a nice little trans girl
https://youtu.be/LW0krAXXElQ
ah yes its time for my yearly cervix cancer testing kit gotta make sure I stay fertile!
https://youtu.be/KnFmSwDhEPUim fat
>>36993512>QOTT: What scares you?I get frighten by loud noises and spider
>>36996598ur really shit at covering up personal info
nasty skank
i brushed my hair for like the first time in a year and it was so nappy that it broke the brush
>>36996628ur really shit at keeping your legs closed bitch stfu
>>36996622that poor blouse being stretched by that ribcage
>>36995307oh ok so they're trannies?
>>36996653Says who exactly?
>>36996598sell it on eBay
i need gf so badbeing 36 and lonely is hell
>>36996653bodied that freak lad
>>36996687two years ago I dated a bombshell of woman who was 34 so I dont think all is lost unless you're hilariously introverted and literally don't leave the house.
>>36996702based age gap enjoyer
>>36996653i wish i could be that way but i have trauma from being raped almost 5 years ago and haven't touched anyone since. i just wanted to point out ur mistake anon.
i’m starting injections this week after 6mo sublingual.. does it really make things move along any faster?
i hate getting blood work done im such a baby about ittechnician was checking in on me every like 10 seconds she was rly sweet about itneed some1 to hold my hand T_T>>36996487honestly ya
>>36996628shut it moid>>36996673naahhhh nobody wants thatthey sent them to all cisF regularly it's not rly a rare item lul
>>36996737it really helps me to close my eyes and focus on my breathing :3 i used to have panic attacks every time i got shots or anything but i have like no issues now
>>36996551oh I’m just joshing you idevenk which one you are
>>36996720>age gap enjoyerI mean, it's kinda weird when you word it like that? I was 25 at the time so the gap was huge sure but it wasn't a kink thing.
DarkMaiq lasted 1 post
>>36996777checked and I just had that comicbook panel handy
I just finished a really sweet lesbian romance that?gavelme so many happy cries. Just really felt like love on the pages.
>>36996765ya i just look away and try to distract myselfshe was trying to keep me distracted by talking to me bc she could tell i was tense ;_;
I would love to pet a nice trans girl. I'm not looking for sex I just like to pet her
https://voca.ro/1hsn3WbN3fTdNewtran here, pre voice training, how fucked am I
>>36996800i always ask them to just do it at a random time too so i dont have time to have anxious feelings maybe try that!
Please post in my thread :3>>36996804>>36996804>>36996804
>>36996844NO.you stole this
>>36996852What did I steal??? :c
i steal deez nuts
A mental breakdown, panic attack and existential crisis on my birthday? More likely than you'd think
i gave my instagram to this moid whos enamored with me and he wants to hang out. and like idk if i want to bc hes kind of weird and into really weird occult stuffbut also hes moving in 2 months and im desperately lonely rn>>36996839ya not a bad idea, i might do this next time. thank u
>>36996844have you read hdg
shabiri grapes....I ate them all the entire tree...barren....oh blessed mother....forgive me for what I'm about to do
>>36996844coomer autist die
>>36997176You're posting on a sex board
>>36996920nobody cares
>>36997228you need to chill out lilbro
>>36997265I was enlightened tonight everything changes now
>>36997203this is the gender identity board, ttttthis aint no fag country boiTHIS TRANNY TOWN
>>36997282you're the same john jacob doctor armond chaser turd that you always were..
got banned from the official ffxiv forums for reverse transphobia lmaotrolling a bunch of ppl by saying wuk lamat's va is a cis woman and responding to anyone saying otherwise by calling them a transvestigatoram I epic or am I epic....
trans girls are like mothsInnocent cute little caterpillars thinking one day they'll turn out as a beautiful butterfly, enjoy the warm sunny summers breeze, lay lots of eggs and feel fulfilled with lifeInstead you emerged from your cocoon as a an ugly, gothic, nocturnal insomniac, desperate trying to fly around the faces of humans screaming for help, going insane and circling into the deadly flames, being ripped apart mercilessly by some bat looking for a quick snack
i tried doing ombré nail is it fembrained? i still have to clean it upon the workplace tranny. i looked at the schedule and noticed a “venus,” hmmmm. still need to do more analysis
>>36997357ur nail looks like amogus
>>36997351moths are actually rly fucking cool tho and who cares about butterflies if they don't also have penisesmy moth goth trans gf better have her foreskin intact else we ain't fuckin
>>36993512>what scares youlaguna after she schiz'd out
>>36997357it looks really sloppy
god bless having foreskin>>36997351im an ugly moth :)
>>36997398is because am MALEBRAINED!!!!KILLING MYSELF
>>36997407my foreskin too tight :((
>>36997418imagine the smell
>>36993512is arachnophobia the most fembrained phobiais Coulrophilia the fem brained fetish?its common knowledge all trans women have bpdbut i need your opinions
>>36997357>i tried doing ombré nail is it fembrained? i still have to clean it up>on the workplace tranny. i looked at the schedule and noticed a “venus,” hmmmm. still need to do more analysisYou are easily the most 4chanbrained poster here, I'm so sorry.
>>36997357looks pretty cool nice work
is good patch placement? what should go in middle?>>36997430never been cleaned>>36997440may you please elaborate?>>36997445MAIQ HATES ME
>>36997432I have pediophobia which is the fear of dolls and certain toysspecifically, anything porcelain/china and very realistic, or anything with particularly beady eyes which appear to follow you and are malevolent, whether it looks human or animalDo not confuse pediophobia (fear of dolls) with paedophobia (fear/hate of children)
>>36997453>may you please elaborate?your obsession with clocking someone who might be trans is just as deranged as a republican doing transvestigation
>>36997453have you ever done mushrooms?
>>36997463i want her to be my trans mom that’s all
>>36997468i have done shrooms but i prefer acid
>>36997470I want the cucco girl in kakariko village to be my trans wife but that'll never happen either
should I go for a run after work, or should I kill myself instead?
>>36997470a babytrans tried to make me her trans mom and it instantly made me wanna distance myself but she kept doubling down and getting weirder and weirder and more and more sexual so the concept of being a trans mom makes me want to kill myself because babytrans can be oversexualized weirdos who don't understand boundaries
>>36997476you don't seem like the kind of person to do or benefit from them
>>36997496>oversexualized weirdos who don't understand boundariesthat's just transwomen in general
>>36997497i did 600mics of lsd and it made me happy for a month and i got a haircut. it was only a trim.
>>36997496the whole concept of babytrans comes from girls who want to be actively groomed, it's inherently sexual
>>36997507fuck off not all of us are like whatever poorly drawn charicature you have cooked up in your head just because you spend all your days believing whatever bullshit this blanchardian board has shoved into that empty skull you call a head>>36997514I thought it meant they recently came out
>>36997292wtf u talking about
>>36997453a huge patch saying"I'M A FAGGOT"
I am the unluckiest + ugliest mtf on the planet I have severe scarring over my body from surgeries in my teens I am over 6 foot, broad shouldered, very masculine facial structureI have severe intestinal and stomach issues and pain from said surgeries I had srs that got fucked up and looks awful and also left me with chronic severe pain in that areaA decade of hrt didn't even give me AA cups Close to 30 sessions of laser and I still need to shave dailyI can't bring myself to end it all either since it's ruin my familyI'm just a shut in neet who dresses as plain and gender neutral as I can. I can't hide boobs but I don't pass and don't want to look weirdI can't wear what I want or live how I'd want because my body is just too ugly, too masculine, and in too much physical distress to pull anything nice offI wouldn't wish this existence on anyone I really hope this world is some temporary hell or that reincarnation is real and this life is my punishment for being an evil war criminal in my previous life, because if this is my only existence it is a total and complete hell
>>36997520i don't believe in blanchard, im speaking from experience with actual trannies
>>36997453man if I walked into a spirit halloween store and saw a tranner wearing this I'd have to go whack off in y'all's bathroom
>>36997453>hex girls>two spirit logospretty based tbqh
>>36997520>I thought it meant they recently came ouyeah and they want to be groomed, hence why they're coming out and looking for a trans mommy
>>36997548ya i work there>>36997547we don’t have a public bathroom you have to go next store to the dollarama but thanks
>>36997562ah kekmy dad was sponsored by spirit oncethey paid him to buy their stuffthat blew my mind as a kid
>>36997562np
>>36997539have you considered that god is telling you that you are not trans
>>36997650God isn't real + why would having a shitty life mean I'm not trans?
>>36997523idk what are you talking about
>>36997657the universe is real tho so maybe it's saying the same thingI mean the powers that (may) b are causing all of your attempts to fail and you keep trying in futilityimo you are the rare case where you actually are wrong
i’vebeen masturbating to the ads on this board
>>36997679I am not fucking wrong. I wouldn't have extreme dysphoria for multiple decades of I were wrongHaving a shitty life isn't a magical cosmic sign from the universe that my lived experiences are all delusional
>>36997712the cosmos is not magic
>>36997723actually, it is
>>36997723>"The cosmos is making your life awful because you're secretly not trans"Sounds like magically bs to me. Also fuck you.
>>36997539The Divine is realReincarnation and karma are real>>36997737If you're failing it is because you desire to fail. It's easy to pretend to be helpless, after all -- it's exactly what toddlers try to do as soon as they learn how to be dishonest.
>>36997752Okay almost dying as a kid and spending months recovering and being left covered in scars was because I desired to fail and the cosmos used it's magic to make that manifestFuck off with your dumbass american new age blaming bullshit
Earth is just an academy for all sorts of new and old souls to grow together, via all kinds of individual experiences, towards the light of wisdom and love.
>>36997765that was satan’s influence
>>36997765You just want to use that as an excuse to fail. You already decided you can't do it long before I ever said anything.
I must have been like hitler or stalin in a previous life if karma is real
>>36997729ur right it is >>36997737no I dont mean the cosmos is making ur life awful I mean u are making ur life awfulobv ur not delusional if you had laser done and u still have to shave, that's a physical act lmaobut if you don't believe in the cosmos or god or whatever then sorry u don't also get to muse about whether this life is temporary or puninshment theu reincarnation and u have to accept this is the one life u get and u get dealt a very bad handwere u genetically predetermined to have a shitty life where none of the typical "solutions" for dysphoria were never going to workwas this ur failingwas this god's failingwho knowsdont kill urself but in the event that u do (you shouldn't) u should reconcile what it is u believe and consider it not death but rerolling of the cosmic dicebut dont do that, this prolly is the one (1) life we getsux doesnt it
>>36997765classic blm/wokeshit victim mentality
do you think i am crazy?
>>36997824yes
>>36997805ur a faggot for doing le redditor heckin blm wokeist bullshit, sorry
>>36997824crazy retarded lol
>NO I CANT DO IT BECAUSE MY ANCESTORS WERE ENSLAVED 300 YEARS AGO ITS THE WHITE MANS THAT TOLD ME I CAN BE A PRETTY PRINCESS WITHOUT PUTTING IN ANY EFFORT BUT THEY FUCKING LIED AND THAT MEANS GOD ISN'T REAL
>>36996936good luck hope it works 4 u :3
*unzips cock**slaps >>36997832 around a bit with a large trout*
is it possible to get passing voice within week in order to have straight sex?
>>36997868lmao
>>36997868visiting your dad?
>>36997842i mean if we're gonna do epic strawmans the entire conservative ethos is immutabilitythe shit about not being able to change ur life circumstances is honestly a milquetoast liberal american mindsetconservatives do it too, they dont say u cant change ur ways but they'll say u need god to change them. they're still pretty good at not saying some stuff out loud
>>36997830>>36997836i am also fat ugly, crazy fat retarded ugly, that is a scary combo, fear me
>>36997898no >:(>>369978752 weeks?
>>36997868>straight sexyou are all so annoying with this weird obsession, i get it that it is bc dysphoria and getting turned on properly bc ik how it is but still..
>>36997926there r more strait boys in the world i gotta keep my markets open y’know?
>accidentally make a post on the wrong boardim going to kms
I got some nasal spray for my allergies and its usually like $9 for the generic stuff but for some reason the total was $0.95 and the receipt even said the item was correct
>>36997953lemme know when ur next shift at spirit is, I'll come thru to buy a cauldron and buy u dinner
>>36997977it is tomorrow O.O
>>36997984shit I'm too autistic for a one day turn around, u good next friday?
Those Who Stab Backs
i want to have a sexuality, using my pp feels wrong to me most of the time, sometimes rarely i really feel the need to use it and idk why that happens.. but most of the time nah..
>>36998007idk i don’t know what happens to me after tomorrows generally
>>36998023where theres smoke they pinch back
damn I just looked up the cucco girl and apparently her name is anju and canonically she gets marriednow I wanna be her....god I wish I were a cute red haired elven girl with chicken allergies so BAD bros.....
Those Who Grab Snacks
should i take a bath or go to sleepidk if im tired enough to sleep but idk if i have the energy for a bath
>>36998160>making your bed nasty for however long it takes you to wash your sheets>washing your ass right nowyou know what to do bro
Guess who matched with another guy on Tinder. He's cute.
I wonder how many guys swipe right on trans women as a joke and how many swipe right on trans women "as a joke"
>>36996727so i was right kek
>>36998225He and I are actually talking tho. It's nice :)
>>36998173i actually forgot to put the sheets back on my bed after washing them ty for the reminderi will bathe then administer the sheets and then likely attempt sleep>>36998182>>36998225men on tindr swipe right on everything to ensure maximum exposure and increase the chance of getting a matchliterally they don't even look they just swipe swipe swipe>>36998241nigger tier comment
>>36998259>nigger tier comment>i demand you to be nice to me because i pulled out the victim cardsuck my clitoris
>>36998259n word dropped
shud not hav eated dat much prosciutto
>>36998307holy fick how is this real
>>36998307proscittution
>>36998307he big tho
>>36993512radiochan deepfakes scare me yeah
>>36998127meeeeserial snacker
>>36998313>>36998314>>36998320>>36998348https://voca.ro/17KQ6fJU0t5s
>QOTT:i have a fear of veinsalso i am terrified of womenand of being perceived as a woman or as feminine
hahahahaha
>>36998407>and of being perceived as a woman or as femininedw, that is not going to happen hon
reppers b likehttps://youtu.be/-VAwEwB4V9c
>>36998393https://voca.ro/17byEACWe69E
>>36998535you think all of the black ppl in the comments are into tranners and know what they b reppin???I Keep That Pack On Me She Keep That Pack On HerI Keep That Chop On Me She Get The Chop For Her
>>36998590https://voca.ro/1g1VlhVtRqBx>>36998614idek prolly yeh
https://voca.ro/16gbsK9Lr5k3man tran voice>>36998614hackin and wackin and smackinhackin and wackin and smackinhackin and wackin and smackinhack, wack, chop that meat
choppin up and gettin paidpaid for my bitch choppinshe wanna b a bad bitchshe can b my bad bitch
>>36998662https://voca.ro/18bLuwBnT0oF
>>36998711wutta sexy voice man
>>36998665ay lemme do a drawing for your gay cartoon book
>>36998740mayhaps at some point
>>36998725thankppl have told me to do asmr and I've considered it
https://voca.ro/1fCTRDrJPVAghow to sound sexy?
>killed the thread by being a voicehonit is over
>>36998897https://voca.ro/1gmFX8VI1Jx5
>>36998816https://voca.ro/153HvAI1GaZ2
>>36998756here u go lol>>36998785def think cud
>>36999098>>36999098>>36999098