/lgbt/ - I drank too much and forgot I was still wearing my - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgender

Anonymous

09/17/24(Tue)00:13:37 No.37302418

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Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)00:13:37 No.37302418 Archived

I drank too much and forgot I was still wearing my frog onesie when I answered the door to get the pizza
it's over for me

Anonymous
09/17/24(Tue)00:18:00 No.37302451

Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)00:18:00 No.37302451

>>37302418
i drunkenly asked my irl sister to change my diaper, you'll be fine

Anonymous
09/17/24(Tue)00:22:24 No.37302489

Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)00:22:24 No.37302489

>>37302418
Frog onesies are cute ;c

Anonymous
09/17/24(Tue)00:23:54 No.37302499

Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)00:23:54 No.37302499

>>37302418
its a fucking pizza delivery person you dont stand out to them at all they regularly see hideous gigaboomers with their nuts out answering the door your wacky onesie is not a blip on their radar, and if it is, it's a good one by comparison

Anonymous
09/17/24(Tue)00:24:12 No.37302502

Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)00:24:12 No.37302502

>>37302451
genuinely horrifying

Anonymous
09/17/24(Tue)00:41:54 No.37302640

Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)00:41:54 No.37302640

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>not just driving to the pizza place drunk as a bastard wearing a frog onesie to not have to pay the delivery fee

Anonymous
09/17/24(Tue)00:42:27 No.37302648

Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)00:42:27 No.37302648

>>37302418
that sounds cute. i can't imagine the deliveryperson cared

Anonymous
09/17/24(Tue)05:48:31 No.37304658

Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)05:48:31 No.37304658

>>37302451
i would kill you (derogatory)
>>37302418
i would rape you (complimentary)